I'm back! *Is almost hit by flying objects suck as a tomato, a rock, and a piano* I'm sorry people! But my computer malfunctioned again! We had to get a new hard drive. And considering that I'm at my grandma's house, the TV is always on at max volume. I'd love to see you try to write with it on. _ Now, I got two reviews to answer to:
The Insane Otuka AKA Caterfree: I 'm glad you liked it. I'm also glad you keep checking your list!
Whispering Hope: Nice SN. I'll be sure to put that, thanks for the suggestion!
One more thing. For those of you who don't know Heartless very well, here is a Heartless guide!
Shadows: Bug-like Heartless. They are very weak.
Soldiers: They look like knights with long red claws. They are pretty wimpy too, but are stronger than Shadows.
Red Nocturnes: The look kinda like mages, with a hat and a red bell-shaped body. Uses fire balls to attack. They can be very quick and annoying.
Large Bodies: These are very annoying. They are very fat, and look a little like humans. (Bleh) The only way to hurt them is with magic or hitting they're back side.
I'll update you on new ones as they come along.
Now that that's said and done, on with the next chapter!
(Side note: The chapter title is corny. So what? I suck at making them up. -_-)
*Chapter 10: When The Queen Of Hearts Loses Her Tarts*
*They disembark, and begin a long drop*
Yugi: What's up with this?
Red: Don't know. Might as well relax.
Yami: Yeah, no pressure. We might die, but that's not threatening, because the enemies are stronger than us. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
Red: Well, you'll only have a greater chance of dying if you think like that. So keep calm.
Yugi: That's impossible for him to do. But you tried.
*They finally reach the bottom*
Yugi: Now what?
*A white rabbit runs by*
White Rabbit: I'm late! I'm late! I'm late AGAIN! Why do I ALWAYS have to be late?! WHO SAID I SHOULD ALWAYS BE LATE?! IT'S SO UNFAIR! LIFE IS SO CRUEL!
Everyone: o_O
Red: *Pounces on the rabbit, trapping him* Who the heck are you?
Rabbit: AGAIN, LIFE IS CRUEL! OH WORLD! NOW I SHALL BE EATEN BY A RABID DOG!
Red: I'm not interested in eating you. Just state your name.
Link: Really? I thought you liked eating rabbits and such.
Red: Well… you see… I'm…. er… a vegetarian.
Everyone: *Stares at him*
Red: So what?!
Rabbit: I am called the White Rabbit!
Red: You don't have a name?
Rabbit: That is my name! I'M NOT LYING! DON'T KILL ME!
Red: Why are you in such a hurry?
Rabbit: A trial is taking place! I MUST GET THERE, OR I GET MY HEAD CHOPPED OFF!
Link: That's a little harsh.
Rabbit: NO IT ISN'T! ANYTHING THE QUEEN SAYS IS RIGHT!
Yami: He's too weird for my tastes. Just let him go.
Red: Alright. *Lets the rabbit go*
Rabbit: I'M LATE!!! *Runs off*
Yugi: How about we follow him? There's nothing better to do.
Yami: Fine.
*They arrive in the next room just in time to see a door slam shut*
Yugi: How the heck do we get through there?
Red: We're too big to fit.
Link: Especially you.
Red: -_- Quiet you.
Door: Yes, you are. Now go away, I'm trying to sleep!
Everyone: O_O
Link: It talks?
Door: Yes, I do. Now shut up.
Yugi: We have to go through though!
Door: There's another route to where you want to go. Drink one of the bottles, then go through the route you find. And never come back.
Yami: *Looks around* Bottles?
Door: *Makes bottles appear* Now go away. *Falls asleep*
Yugi: Alright then… but what route was he talking about?
Link: Not sure. *Leans against the bed* Woah! *Falls over as the bed disappears into the wall* That hurt. v_v
Yugi: But look! See that hole? That must be the route he meant!
Yami: So we have to drink one of those bottles? How are we supposed to know which one to drink?
Red: *Looks at them* Seeing as this one says Small on it, I'm guessing this one.
Yami: …Oh.
*They all drink the liquid, and grow smaller*
Yugi: Let's get through that hole.
Link: …Not yet.
*Heartless appear. Shadows and Red Nocturnes*
Link: These appear to be weak.
Yami: Allow me. *Using the gunblade, shoots all the Shadows. They die. Then he shoots a Red Nocturne, but when the smoke clears, it's still alive. It retaliates by hitting Yami with a fire ball*
Yami: OW! WTH? That's cheap! How did it live?
Red: I've heard of these Heartless. They're called Red Nocturnes. They absorb fire, like your Gunblade attacks.
Yami: Ugh!
Link: I can deal with them. *Takes out a bow and some arrows*
Yugi: Hey! I thought you had a sword!
Link: I do. I also have many other weapons. *Shoots the Heartless; they die*
Yami: How? I thought normal weapons didn't work well.
Link: Ice arrows are extremely painful to fire creatures.
Yami: I see.
*They go through the hole, only to find a trial is taking place. There is a bunch of cards standing around. Hearts and spades though; no diamonds or clubs.*
Yugi: Huh? Why isn't there any diamonds or clubs?
Yami: The world may never know.
*The rabbit jumps on top of a platform high up and blows a horn*
Rabbit: Court is now in session!
*The person on trial happens to be…*
Yugi: Tea! Why is SHE on trial?!
Tea: Why the heck am I on trial?
Rabbit: The magnificent Queen Of Hearts, who knows all, will explain!
*I think you know what the Queen Of Hearts looks like. If you don't, think of a complete slob. There, you have her*
Queen: You know what you did!
Tea: If this has something to do with you missing some wine bottles, just know that I didn't do it.
Queen: I don't have any more wine. No, you stole my tarts! AND I WANT THEM BACK!
Tea: o_O I'm allergic to tarts.
Queen: That is completely beside the point! The point is, I want my tarts!
Tea: What, am I supposed to pull them out of thin air? I have no idea where they are.
Queen: Rule 29: If you object, you die! KILL HER CARDS!
Yugi: *Runs up* WAIT A SECOND! SHE DIDN'T DO IT!
Tea: Yugi? What are you doing here?
Yugi: I'd like to know myself.
Queen: Then who did it?
Yugi: Er… Better just make something up… The Heartless!
Queen: Why would they want my tarts?
Yugi: How should we know?
Queen: I won't believe you until you get evidence. You have an hour. If you don't come back in time, you die. If you somehow escape, the girl dies. Now GO GET MY TARTS!
To be continued…
