AN: Thank you to 'The-females-will-soon-take-over-SGC' for reviewing chapter 3, and thank you to Kylie and kirby-emma (I gotta talk to gummy about the editing... But we'll let you know soon!)for reviewing chapter 4. - bunny
Chapter five- Potions class
"What do we have next? What do we have next?" Tatra asked as she hopped up and down.
Harry looked at his schedule and groaned.. "Next is double potions with Slytherin."
"Goody, goody gumdrops!" Tatra yelled as she hopped away in the wrong direction.
Catty fallowed, bouncing even higher and faster.
Tatra started hopping farther.
"Hey! You're going the wrong way!" Buffy yelled as she ran after them.
Ron, Harry, and Hermione started down to potions class.
Potions class was just about to start when Buffy, Tatra and Catty came in.
"Well look who showed up, you're almost late," Snape said.
"Excuse us, your greasiness," Tatra replied.
"You really should wash more often," Catty commented, "it's just not healthy."
"Though street rats used to think that washing was unhealthy, are you a street rat?" Tatra asked.
The whole class stared in awe at Tatra and Catty insulting Snape.
"Fifty points-" Snape started to say, but got interrupted by Tatra.
"Fifty points to Gryffindor, thank you!" Tatra said.
"One hundred points-" Snape got interrupted by Catty this time.
"One hundred points to Gryffindor, thank you!" Catty said.
"Just sit down!" Snape said.
Tatra sat behind Draco.
"Psssssst!" She whispered to Draco.
"What?" Draco asked.
"Here, we're supposed to use this in the potion," Tatra said as she handed him the bag of apple goo.
"You'll thank us later," Catty agreed.
"Alright," Draco said.
Then Tatra started to chant under her breath, "kitties, kitties, kitties..."
Catty joined in, and with each 'Kitties,' they got louder.
Finally they were shouting.
"Stop it! Forty points from-" Snape started to yell, but got interrupted.
"Forty points from Slytherin," Tatra gasped, "but that's your own house!"
Tatra then started chanting again.
"They are crazy!" Harry whispered to Ron.
"You said it," Ron whispered back.
"Miss..." Snape trailed off.
"Bulstrode," Tatra supplied.
"Detention, miss Bulstrode," Snape snapped.
"Lucky Millicent," Tatra whispered to Catty.
Catty laughed, "Professor Snape, you are just too funny for me," Catty said.
"What is your name?" Snape asked.
"Parkinson," Catty answered.
"Detention miss Parkinson," Snape said.
"Poor Pansy, detention with Snape," Tatra whispered to Catty.
"He'd be cuter if he bathed more often," Catty said loudly to Tatra.
"Really he would," Tatra agreed.
Then Catty shook her head sadly.
Snape started to list the ingredients.
"Where's the stove?" Tatra whispered to Catty.
"You were lying, we don't need goo," Draco whispered to Tatra.
"I wasn't lying, he just didn't tell everyone cause he only wants Slytherins' to know," Tatra said.
"Okay," Draco said, doubtfully.
Tatra tapped her cauldron and it turned into a portable CD player.
"Does anyone have a good CD?" Tatra asked.
"Here," Catty said as she handed Tatra an ATC CD.
"Thank you," Tatra said as she put the CD in and started listening.
After one song, Tatra raised her hand. "Severus-poo! I need a new cauldron."
"She seems to have Transfigured her old one," Catty commented.
"What can I say, Transfiguration is my best subject," Tatra said before starting to sing.
Snape gave Tatra a new cauldron.
"Uh oh," Tatra said after a while.
"What is it?" Snape asked.
"My brain melted," Tatra announced.
"That's ok, mine's been melted for some time now," Catty said.
"But I can't do any work until it's frozen again," Tatra said.
"Then sit still and be quiet," Snape said.
Tatra turned up the sound on the CD player and started singing loudly.
Soon Catty joined Tatra
"Would you stop that infernal racket?" Snape asked.
"Okay, Severus-poo," Tatra said as she started humming instead.
Catty got up and began walking around the room, pretending to be Snape. However, Catty criticized the Slytherins' and told the Gryffindors that they were 'Doing great,' and to 'Keep up the good work.'
"Don't you have a potion to make?" Snape asked, annoyed.
"I don't know, do I?" Catty asked.
"Severus-poo! When do we add the sneakers?" Tatra asked.
"Sneakers? I didn't know we had to add sneakers," the class whispered.
"Yeah, class, add the sneakers... Now!" Catty said, "then the apple goo. Then the class is dismissed!"
Neville raised his hand.
"Yes? Oh and you can call me Professor Snapey-poo," Catty said.
"Professor, er, Snapey-poo, I don't have any sneakers," Neville said.
"Tatra, would you be so kind as to give out sneakers?" Catty asked.
"Certainly, who needs sneakers?!" Tatra yelled.
Everyone raised their hands.
Snape stood and watched, looking horrified.
"What is the matter with you girls!" Snape yelled.
"What's the matter with us? What's the matter with you?" Tatra asked as she turned a piece of parchment into a sneaker.
"Sit down and be quiet!" Snape commanded.
"After you," Catty said politely.
"Ladies first," Snape said.
"No, no we insist," Tatra said.
"You first," Catty said.
"ENOUGH!" Snape yelled after a few more minutes of arguing.
"I agree, that is enough sneakers," Tatra said.
"Yes, more than enough," Catty agreed.
"You two are going to see the Headmaster," Snape said.
"Goody! A field trip! Does everyone have their lunches? Good, let's go!" Tatra said as she and Catty left the classroom, expecting the kids to come with them.
No one fallowed them though. Catty and Tatra danced around the school, talking and laughing loudly.
They finally ended up back in the potions class room. Snape had made everyone start over.
"Honey, we're home!" Tatra announced.
"Don't be so boring, Professor Snape. No one will pay attention to your lessons. You have to make things interesting like we did," Catty said.
"Are you two ready to do you potions?" Snape asked.
"Maybe," Tatra said with a leer.
Tatra went over to Catty's desk and sat down.
Catty sat down next to Draco and put her arm around him. Then she said, "he's such a cutie pie."
Tatra dumped out Catty's potion and started adding ingredients.
"Make something good," Catty said to Tatra.
"I will," Tatra said with a grin.
Tatra then turned a jar of beetle eyes into something that looked like peas. She put the green things into the cauldron.
Catty plucked a single hair from Draco's head.
"Ow!" Draco yelled.
"That was for good luck," Catty said, throwing the strand of hair onto the floor.
"Luck! I don't need good luck, potions is my best subject!" Draco said.
"Lunch is my best subject," Catty announced.
Just then Tatra started chanting 'kitties' under her breath.
"You do know that potions is only you're best subject cause Snape favors the Slytherins, right?" Catty asked loudly.
The whole classed gasped, including Catty.
"That's not true! Take it back!" Draco yelled as he stood up.
"Is to," Catty said as she stood up as well.
"Is not," Draco replied.
"Is to."
"Is not."
"Is to."
"Is not."
"Is not."
"Is to. Wait I mean-" Draco got interrupted.
"You admitted it! It's too late to take it back!" Catty cried triumphantly.
"Is not!" Draco yelled as Catty plucked another strand of hair from his head.
Then Catty said, "you need luck on winning this argument."
Then, before Draco could say 'do not!', Catty kissed him on the cheek.
Tatra stood up as said, " we've got a lucky winner!" In her best announcers voice.
"Would you three quit it?" Snape asked.
"Quit what? Potions class? But then I wouldn't be able to see you, Severus-poo," Tatra said with a pout.
"Stop causing trouble!" Snape yelled.
Catty plucked another strand of hair from Draco's head, then said, "that was just for the heck of it."
Tatra raised her hand, "if wizards use quills instead of pens and parchment instead of paper, what do you use instead of scissors?"
Catty shrugged before plucking another hair from Draco's head.
"Now what was that for?" Draco asked angrily.
"For luck that you'll live a long life," Catty replied.
"Professor, can I have a new seat?" Draco asked.
"I don't know, can you?" Tatra asked.
"Professor!" Draco whined.
"Don't whine, it makes you sound like a baby," Catty said.
"I'm not whining. I'm going to tell my father about you, and he's going to have you locked up in St. Mungos," Draco said.
"Big whoop," Catty said.
"My father-" Draco got interrupted.
"Is a Death Eater," Tatra said, not looking up from the cauldron.
"Who can't do anything to me or Tatra," Catty continued.
"My father-" Draco started again.
"Doesn't scare us," Tatra interrupted again.
The whole class watched in awe.
"Has everyone finished with their potions?" Snape asked.
There were a few 'yes's and 'almost's from the class.
"If you call it a potion, then mine's finished," Tatra said.
Snape went around testing potions.
He came over to Tatra's cauldron, picked up the spoon and let the liquid drip back into the cauldron.
"What is this?" Snape demanded.
"Stew," Tatra answered as she turned a quill into a ladle.
Harry and Ron looked at each other in awe. Finally Ron asked, "what's the matter with them?"
"They're crazy!" Hermione cut in.
"I agree, Draco and Snape are crazy," Catty said from behind them.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione turned around and looked at her.
"How did you get from over there," Harry asked as he pointed to Draco, "to over here?"
"Magic," Catty laughed.
None of them could tell if she was serious.
Tatra put some stew in a bowl and gave it to Harry.
"Er. Thank you," Harry said.
"You're welcome," Tatra said as she sat down next to Catty.
"Eat it," Catty commanded.
"Now," Tatra added.
Harry picked up the spoon and took a sip.
"How is it? If you say terrible I'm gonna beat you up," Tatra said.
"It's good, but weren't you supposed to make a potion?" Harry asked.
"Severus-poo wasn't making one," Tatra answered.
"Er, if you say so," Harry said.
"Hey Catty, I have an idea!" Tatra yelled.
"What is it!" Catty yelled back.
"Tell you later!" Tatra yelled.
"Okay!" Catty yelled even louder than she had before.
"Would you stop shouting, please?" Hermione asked.
"She said the magic word!" Tatra yelled even louder then Catty.
"So should we stop?" Catty yelled louder than Tatra.
"I don't know, should we?" Tatra yelled louder than Catty.
"Sure, why not?" Catty whispered.
"Okay," Tatra whispered so that only Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Catty could hear.
Hermione sighed.
"So now what are we going to talk about?" Tatra whispered so that only Catty could hear her.
Before Catty could answer though, the class was over.
