Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Yugioh! I can't even draw Yami's hair right, for Ra's sake! What makes you people think I own Yugioh! That and if I did, Tea would of died a long time ago!!!

Madison: Hear, hear! Death to the bitch!

Seto: Sha ra ra boomdia! There is no school today! Tea passed away! She died of bitch decay! We threw her in the bay! She scared Mako away! And when Yugi insisted that we pull her out! She smelled like Weevil's crouch!!

AnimeFan: SETO!!!! (looks shocked)

Seto: (giggles) Didn't know I had a musical side to me, did ya?

Madison: Encore! Encore!! Hee hee!

AnimeFan: You two our so in trouble, but I'll let it pass since you killed Tea in your song.

Seto and Madison: Yeahh!!! ^_____^

AnimeFan: All right, people! All right...Yami will burst into Seto and Bakura's life along with his best friend to cause our angel and demon much annoyance, loss of tempers, and flirting in this chapter! You all happy now?

Reviewers: Yeahh!!!!! Sha ra ra boomdia! There is no school today! Tea passed away! She died of---

AnimeFan: Ok! Enough of the song, though I'm thinking on making that my theme song. lol. By the way, I forgot to put Madison's bio on the last chapter, so here it is...
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Name: Madison
Age: Appears to be 18
Species: Angel
Parents: Unimportant nobodies
Appearance: Long and wavy pink hair, red eyes, two white wings, light peach skin
Wears: Short leather skirts, sleeveless silk shirts, leather arm gloves, knee-high leather boots
Likes: Candy, playing matchmaker, hanging out with Seto and Bakura, romantic stuff, yaoi
Dislikes: Vegetables, Seto or Bakura getting injured, rude boys, stuck-up people
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AnimeFan: Now that Madison has been explained a little, let's get to the story!

Reviewers: Yeahh!!

AnimeFan: All right! All you reviewers out of the author's commentary and back to your own computers!!

Reviewers: Ahhhhhh...no fair!(leave to return to their computers)

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Chapter Five
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Our Replacements?!




A blonde youth stood a good distance back, watching his cousin with one eyebrow raised.

I can't believe this!! It's been a year now and that brat of Set's is actually doing a grade A job of protecting his featherlight! And worse! Chon's son is doing just as well! They were not supposed to do things right! Ra fumed, pacing about her room and glaring at the floating orb a few inches away that held an image of a laughing Seto and Bakura kidding around with their featherlights.

Don't forget the rumor that has begun to circulate throughout the heavens, Ra, The blonde stated and crossed his arms with a rather neutral expression.

Oh yes...that damn rumor! Hah! The very thought of that brat, Seto, possibly being the next God is enough to make the heaven's tremble in fear! He's irresponsible, crude, has no respect for the sensible laws set about to keep order, spoiled, and cocky for that matter! He, the next God? Then, Horus, heaven will truly be a place proper of the human word, Hell!!!

Horus chuckled at the woman's ranting, I have an idea then, why not send our sons as...replacements.

Ra stopped her storming about and turned to give him an aghast look, How will we ever explain to God's council why our son's have been sent to replace Seto and Bakura?

Horus once again chuckled at his cousin's naiveness, Why say we sent them? We can just explain to the council that our son's volunteered for guardian duties and were promised the two featherlights. When they heard that Seto and Bakura got the featherlights instead, they became angry at the injustice and decided to go down there and reclaim the humans that were rightfully theirs to begin with.

Ra pondered this, a small smile crossing her lips, Won't the council then check the files on all guardians assigned or volunteered to see if that was true?

Horus responded with a calm smile, But another of my sons work there and I'm sure he'd be happy to slip in a file stating the exact information the council would need. Think about it, Ra. You'll finally prove how big of a mistake Set has brought by spoiling his child, and if Seto can't finish watching the human he's assigned to, then he's doomed to spend eternity among the humans of the mortal realm.

Ra sat down, her mind already working this plan over. It was brilliant! She'd finally get to out do her rival, Set, once and for all and she'd make her son look good.

Horus! Contact your son at the Guardian Headquarters! I'll go get your youngest son and my only son and prepare them for this great scheme of ours!! Ra announced, beaming happily.

Horus smirked and nodded his head, his form dissolving as he apparated to go visit his son at GH. Ra scurried about, smiling at the image of Set's shocked face in her mind, getting things prepared. This was going to be so great!

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

(Back on Earth...)

"No, no, noo!!!" Seto scowled hatefully at the TV as Billy just told Jacob that he was in love with Debby. "You can't love that bitch!!! Jacob's your one and only!! That and he's MUCH better looking then that stupid blonde ditz!!!!!"

"What are you talking about!" Bakura snapped, hugging a pillow to his chest, "Jacob is much to stuck on himself! Billy needs to see that it's Cameron that he's destined to be with!!!!"

"Um...you guys?" Yugi sweatdropped, looking at the two guardians as they furiously glared a hole through the TV, "Not every guy in the world is gay, you know."

"SHHHH!!! It's getting to the good part!!" Both boys hushed the smaller light, turning back to stare ever onward at the screen.

Yugi just looked at them and sighed. Those two were lost causes. Just then Ryou walked in with a bowl in his arm.

"What's with all the commotion?" Ryou asked politely, leaning a little to see the TV.

"SHHHH!!!!!"

Yugi scowled at the two guardians and turned to his friend, "They're watching that stupid soap opera, As Time Goes On. Somehow they've got it into their minds that the boys should pair up and the girls should jump off a bridge."

Ryou furled his eyebrows, "I thought they were stuck on Friends? What happened to the Joey/Chandler pairing they were yelling about that led to them breaking the TV?"

Yugi just shrugged, mentally laughing at the memory, "You know, our guardians are awfully girlie. How many boys out there actually get hooked on soap operas, anyway?"

"SHHHHH!!!!" Bakura and Seto hushed at them again, turning back to stare avidly at their show, completely oblivious to the meaning of the two featherlight's conversation.

Ryou sighed and walked over to stand behind Seto in order to see the show more easily. A boy, probably Billy, was walking up to a girl, Debby. The two looked deeply into each other's eyes, leaned forward, then shared a passionate kiss.

"NOO! God DAMNIT!!" Bakura yelled and jumped up, thrusting his fist out which ended up knocking the bowl out of Ryou's hand.

Like magic, the bowl made a graceful twirl in the air before crashing it and its contents down onto Seto. All three boys stared wide-eyed at the flour and egg covered angel, who was visibly shaking...and not from the cold of the autumn wind outside. Throwing the bowl off his head, Seto immediately began frantically licking himself to try and get the stuff off him. He hated being dirty!! In his angry mood, he released the spell that kept him human like and his tail and ears popped up. Yugi stared with even bigger eyes now.

"Seto-chan! You have ears...and a tail!!!" Yugi cried out the obvious.

However Seto didn't hear him in his cleaning frenzy, which by the way wasn't doing much. He was still dirty and now his tongue was dry because of the flour. Seto stopped and sat their in a pout, his tongue sticking out and white from the flour. Bakura sighed at the sad sight his friend made, turning back to the television. Ryou abandoned them all, muttering about good pancake mix wasted and Yugi giggled furiously at his guardian.

"Seto, if you really want to get cleaned up you can use my shower! I'll stuff your clothes in the washer, so they'll be clean and dry for you when you get out."

Seto looked at Yugi and tried to talk, his tongue muffling and messy up his words, "Rrr-ig-ato, Ugi"

Yugi giggled even harder at this attempt to thank him and nodded, "S'all right."

Seto got up and headed to the bathroom, Yugi following to get his clothes. With Seto in the shower and his clothes in the dryer, Yugi walked back into the living room and sat down next to Bakura to watch TV. Bakura had changed the channel and now they were watching a special on the SciFi channel about aliens and crop circles. For some strange reason, Bakura kept laughing and snickering at the people as they voiced their theories on crop circles.

(Sometime later...)

The blonde didn't know what to do. His dad, Horus, had told him to come and tell the demon Bakura that he was to replace him and watch over some featherlight named Ryou. Joy.

"All right, Joey. Ready to head in their and start this game?" His best friend and Ra's only son smirked at him, confident as always.

Joey looked over at the demonic angel and let out a sigh, "Ya...I guess, Yami. But I've heard a lot about these two guys. Did you know that they're those Skyview High bastards that came to our Riverrun High Gym and completely covered the place with toilet paper, stink bombs, and those damn impish pixies! I got bit by one of those damn things!!"

Yami chuckled at his friend's ranting, "Calm yourself, Joey. Now's our chance to get back at them for that. We just walk in, tell them we're their replacements, and gently give them the boot."

The two boys stared at each other for a bit, before nodding simultaneously and apparating. They both reappeared in the living room of Yugi's house, ready to intimidate people. However, that was not the case. Joey's mouth dropped as he saw before his eyes a very sexy looking teen with silver hair slumped on the couch, snickering at something on the TV. Then to make matters worse for him, another boy who looked almost exactly like the one of the couch stepped out of the kitchen and stopped to stare in surprise at the site of the two new angels. And he was just as gorgeous as his twin!

"Umm, hello. Are you friends of Bakura and Seto?" Ryou shyly asked, used to people popping out of nowhere by now.

Yami calmly turned to the albino and smiled, "Not really. We're their replacements."

Bakura, Yugi, and Ryou all stared at Yami. Then Bakura glared darkly at the two boys and stood, towering just a bit over Yami.

"What do you mean...replacements," The demon hissed dangerously.

Yami opened his mouth to explain when something completely shocking happened. Seto had just walked into the living room where they all were, hair and skin wet, ears matted down cutely, and his tail wagging about. Was it mentioned that he was also stark naked?

"S-SETO!!!" Ryou cried out, a deep embarrassed blush creeping across his face.

Bakura just scowled and returned to his seat on the couch. He'd let Seto take care of these two.

Yugi really didn't mind the sight of a naked Seto, after all he wasn't gay and he was used to seeing other men's bodies thanks to P.E. at school, "That's right! Sorry, Seto-chan. Your clothes are still in the dryer. I'll go get them."

Seto watched Yugi pass him and head to go get his clothes. Then he turned and fixed his attention on the two angels in front of him. The blonde was scowling darkly at him as if he'd done something obscene or indecent. The other boy who looked like a much taller, darker, and more handsome version of Yugi was eyeing the brunette's body without a care of being caught doing so. Seto narrowed his eyes at this and quickly brought his tail around to cover his most intimate areas from the crimson eyed youth.

Yami glanced up and looked the angel in the eyes, smirking at the stubborn arrogance he saw there. So...this was the son of Set, the great god of chaos and destruction? Seto's scowl turned into a dark glare. This guy had Ra's smirk, and he hated Ra and her stupid smirk. He also had her know-it-all eyes and the unwavering confidence about him. All right, Seto knew he didn't like this guy at all.

"You...pretty kitty...must be Seto, son of Set and Bastet. Am I right?" Yami's smirked deepened.

Seto's eye twitched a bit at the nickname, "Yes...I am. You must be Ra's child! You've got her smart ass smirk, her eyes, and her annoying aura."

"Hey! How dare you insult Yami's mother, you pampered little feline!!!" Joey took the immediate offensive.

Seto scowled at the blonde, catching a sent in the air he knew all to well and hated, "You...are a dog."

Joey straightened and crossed his arms cooly, wearing a dark glare, "You bet I'm a dog angel."

Seto closed his eyes and jerked his head to the side in a preppy kind of way, "Humph. So, Yami, you're not only that bitch's son but you also hang out with dogs! Don't expect any courtesy from me."

Joey was about to jump him, when Yami put an arm out to stop him, "Come on, Joey. Let's go get ourselves a place to stay. We'll finish this another day."

Joey scowled but complied, apparating only after sending Ryou and Bakura a wistful look. Seto just puffed up a bit and frowned.

This only caused Yami to deepen his smirk, "Well, well, kitten. It seems I'm going to enjoy this game a bit more then I thought I would..." He then leaned in closer to Seto, causing the brunette to blush slightly, and whispered in his ear, "...and I will win."

With that, he to vanished, leaving a pissed Seto and a bewildered Ryou behind.

Yugi then walked in with Seto's clothes in tow, "I've got your clothes, Seto-chan! Hey, where'd those two guys go?"

Ryou shrugged warily, not feeling up to try and explain what had just happened. A yawn came over from the couch and the three boys turned to see Bakura stretching lazily and turning off the TV.

The albino then smiled at them all, "I'm trashed! Ready to go home and hit the sack, Seto-san?"

Seto just sighed and nodded his head. Taking his clothes from Yugi, he dressed and after their usual goodbye's he and Bakura headed out and back to their mansion. Even after this had happened and Seto was safely tucked into bed, he couldn't forget about Yami or his annoying ass attitude. Or the last thing he had said...

"...and I will win."

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AnimeFan: There! You people happy? Yami and Joey have now entered the story. Oh, and As Time Goes On is not a real soap opera. If it is then I've never seen or heard of it. I just made the show up. Friends, however, is a real show and I don't own it.

Madison: Nice first impression, walking in stark naked! Really...

AnimeFan: I thought it'd make a cute scene. ^____^' Anyway, here's Joey and Yami's bio...
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Name: Yami
Age: Appears to be 17
Species: Demonic Angel
Parents: Anubis and Ra
Appearance: Demon fangs, red eyes, blackish red hair, six red-tinged black wings, lightly tanned
Wears: Leather belts, tight shirts and pants, leather and velvet clothing, leather boots
Likes: Food, men, dancing, playing and winning games, all animals, mages, showing off
Dislikes: Cooking, cheaters, bullies, being wrong, people hurting his pride
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Name: Joey
Age: appears to be 20
Species: Dog Angel
Parents: Horus and Quetesh
Appearance: Golden hair, golden brown eyes, tan wolf ears, two gold tinged wings, light skin
Wears: Jackets and t-shirts, jean pants, sneakers, fingerless gloves
Likes: Food, roughhousing, showing off, jeeps, dogs, sports, goofing off
Dislikes: Antisocial people, homework, people tugging on his ears, getting called a mutt'
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