A/N: we don't own nothing but Catty and Tatra, and Nicki owns Nicki!



Chapter six- A Petition and Herbology



"What next! What next!" Tatra whispered as they left the classroom.

"What did you say?" Harry asked as he stopped.

Tatra leaned in close to Harry's ear and yelled, "What next! What next!"

"Ow! That hurt!" Harry yelled, rubbing his ear.

Catty and Tatra rubbed their ears after yelling "ow!"

"Stop!" Harry yelled.

"Stop!" Catty and Tatra yelled even louder.

"Hermione, make them stop," Harry whined.

"Hermione, make them stop!" Tatra and Catty yelled.

"Will you two please stop?" Hermione asked.

Tatra and Catty looked at Harry waiting for him to answer so they could repeat what he was saying.

"Please?" Harry pleaded.

"Please!" Catty and Tatra yelled.

Then Harry got an idea, "I will stop repeating what Harry says."

"I will not stop repeating what Harry says!" Tatra and Catty yelled.

"Come on, I'm hungry," Ron said as he pulled Harry and Hermione towards the Great Hall.

Tatra and Catty fallowed them, hopping up and down.

"What are we doing next?!" Tatra asked.

"We're eating lunch," Harry answered, thinking that they were done repeating him.

"We're eating lunch!" Tatra and Catty yelled.

"Er," Harry grumbled.

"ER!" Tatra and Catty yelled.

"Stupid crazy girls," Harry mumbled.

"Stupid crazy Harry!" Tatra and Catty yelled.

"Looks like you have a problem, Potter," Draco said, coming up behind them.

"Looks like you have a problem, Malfoy!" Tatra and Catty yelled.

Catty plucked another stand of hair from Draco's head.

"What was that for?" Draco yelped.

"What was that for!" Tatra yelled.

"For good luck at opening the doors after we wedge them shut," Catty said as they shut the doors.

They took the Slytherin table and put it against the doors. Then they sat down.

"You can't do that!" Draco yelled.

"You can't do that!" Tatra yelled back.

"We just did," Catty replied simply.

All the Slytherins were trying unsuccessfully to move the table away from the door, they didn't, of course, use magic to move it.

"The Slytherin's are a bunch of weaklings!" Catty laughed.

"They should rename the house to Weaklings, hehe," Tatra said.

Catty laughed in agreement.

"Let's make a petition; Change Slytherin's Name To Weaklings," Tatra suggested.

"Let's go tell Dumbledore," Catty said.

"Yes, care to come?" Tatra asked Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

"No, thank you," Harry answered.

"Alright, suit yourselves," Tatra said as she and Catty marched up to the teachers table.

"Those girls need help badly!" Hermione said after Tatra and Catty had left.

Harry and Ron nodded in agreement.

"Hey Professor Dumbledore, we need a word with you!" Tatra yelled.

"Yes?" Dumbledore asked.

"We would like to change the Slytherin's name to Weaklings," Catty said.

"And if you don't agree, we will form a petition," Tatra added.

Catty nodded.

"I'm sorry, but I can't change the name. It's been a Hogwarts tradition, like the sorting ceremony," Dumbledore said.

"Fine, let's go start the petition, Catty," Tatra said.

"Even if you start a petition, I still can't change it," Dumbledore said.

"Just wait and see, you'll change it," Tatra said over her shoulder.

The two girls went back to the Gryffindor table and started writing on a piece of parchment. Then they went over to the Slytherin's table and started giving out brownies if they signed the parchment.

"What's this all about?" Draco asked as he signed his name and house.

"It's for a free trip to Disney Land," Catty said.

"Disney Land? What's that?" Draco asked.

"It's a Muggle place that's really fun, even more fun that watching the World Cup in the best seats," Tatra answered.

"Woah! Count me in!" One of the Slytherins said.

"Alright," Tatra said as she took the parchment over to him.

"When lunch was over they had gotten all of the Slytherins to sign the parchment, and some of the Ravenclaws.

"That was a good haul," Tatra said.

"I really can't believe you two," Harry said.

"We can't believe ourselves too," Tatra replied.

Catty nodded in agreement.

"Next is Herbology with the Hufflepuffs," Hermione said.

"Oh, goody, goody gumdrops!" Catty and Tatra said as they hopped away in the wrong direction.

"I'll go get them, again," Buffy, who had been walking behind them, sighed as she ran after Catty and Tatra.

Ron, Harry and Hermione sighed and started out for the greenhouse.

Harry didn't know how they did it, but Catty and Tatra beat them there. Buffy, however was ten minutes late.

"I chased them almost all around Hogwarts. I lost them after they went into the Ravenclaw common room, don't ask me what they were doing," Buffy told them.

"I'll tell you what we were doing, we were leaving our petition with our friend Nicki," Tatra said.

Buffy looked annoyed.

"Who's Nicki?" Ron asked.

"She's the girl with all the kitties," Catty said.

When Catty mentioned kitties Tatra started chanting, "kitties, kitties, kitties..."

Then Catty joined her.

"What's with them and kitties?" Ron muttered to Harry.

"I don't know," Harry muttered back.

Just then Tatra broke off chanting and started to sing, "the kisses of the sun were sweet, I didn't blink, I let it in my eyes, like an exotic drink, the radio playing songs, that I have never heard..."

Catty began singing the chorus very loudly and off-key on purpose.

"I don't know what to say, oh not another word, just Lalalalala, it goes around the world, just Lalalalala, and everybody's singing, Lalalalala, and now the bell is ringing..." Tatra sung.

"What is that song that they're singing?" Ron asked Hermione as Tatra started singing lots of 'la's.

"Some Muggle song," Hermione answered.

"Two crazy girls," Harry said, shaking his head, "some people I tell you."

"This is going to be the strangest year at Hogwarts," Ron said.

Suddenly Tatra broke off singing, Catty kept singing even more off-key than when she started.

"Oh no! It sprouted wings!" Tatra yelled.

Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Buffy watched as Tatra's plant flew around the greenhouse.

Catty laughed hysterically.

Professor Sprout made the wings disappear.

"Who's plant is this?" She asked.

"Mine!" Tatra said as she hopped so high that her fingers touched the greenhouses ceiling.

"That's so funny!" Catty said.

Professor Sprout gave Tatra her plant back when she came down from the ceiling.

"Some people I tell ya," Buffy said, rolling her eyes.

"I can do that!" Tatra said as she rolled her eyes.

"Me too!" Catty said, rolling her eyes.

Then Tatra took her eyes out of her sockets and rolled them across the floor. Then she picked them up and put them back in her sockets.

So did Catty.

Hermione screamed!

"I can do that!" Tatra said and then screamed.

Catty screamed.

"What's going on here?" Professor Sprout asked.

"Hermione started it," Tatra accused.

"Well I'm telling you to stop it. All of you," Professor Sprout said.

So Catty put her eyes back in.

"I didn't start it, you started it!" Hermione hissed.

Tatra gasped. "The great student, Hermione, whispering in class, I'm disappointed in you."

"Because of that, you failed this class. Too bad," Catty said sadly.

"Failed! For doing what every kid does?" Hermione said.

"Sadly, yes," Tatra replied.

Catty nodded sadly, and pretending to cry. Then she said, "I'll miss you Hermione! Write to us to let us know how you are. Good bye!"

Hermione looked horrified.

Tatra tapped her plant with her wand and it grew bigger. She tapped it again and it grew wings.

Catty helped the stunned Hermione onto the plant and then slapped the plant, which flew out of the door that Tatra was conveniently holding open.

"Where's she going?!" Ron asked.

Catty shrugged and laughed.

"She's going to Tokyo," Tatra said.

Catty laughed even harder.

"Why is she going to Tokyo?" Harry asked.

"I don't know," Catty answered.

"Where is Tokyo?" Ron asked.

"It's in Japan," Tatra answered.

"Where's that?" Ron asked.

"On Earth," Tatra replied.

"Where on Earth?" Ron asked.

"I don't know, go look at a globe," Tatra replied.

"A what?" Ron asked.

"A globe," Catty replied.

"Ear lobe?" Ron asked.

Catty pulled a globe out of Ron's ear, then said, "oh, look! Here's one!"

"What? Where'd that come from?" Ron asked, looking at the globe.

"It's magic," Catty said in a spooky voice.

"Is not, it came from your ear, remember?" Tatra asked.

Harry snickered.

"Smile," Tatra said as she pushed Harry's lips up.

"Ah!" Harry yelled.

"Ah!" Tatra yelled.

"Ah!" Catty yelled.

"Now what is going on?" Professor Sprout asked.

"Nothing," Tatra, who had stopped pushing Harry's lips up when she screamed, said.

"Who started it this time?" Sprout asked.

"Harry started it," Catty answered.

"Five points from Gryffindor for disrupting the class. By the way, where is miss Granger?" Professor Sprout asked.

"She's on her way to Tokyo," Tatra said with a grin.

"She went to the bathroom," Harry said at the same time as Tatra.

"Alright, tell her next time to tell me first," Professor Sprout said as she left.

"Harry, because you disrupted the class, we are forced to fail you," Catty said.

"Fail me?" Harry asked dumbly.

"Yes, fail you," Catty replied.

Tatra tapped Catty's plant twice so it grew bigger and sprouted wings, then she and Catty helped Harry onto it. The plant rapped a vine around Harry's waist and took off.

"Your plant is very smart," Tatra remarked.

"Of course, it takes after me," Catty said.

"Where'd Harry go?" Ron, who wasn't watching, asked.

"To Russia," Tatra answered.

"Time to check the globe," Catty announced, pointing to Russia on the globe.

"Why's Harry going there?" Ron asked.

"Because he wants to," Tatra replied.

"Oh?" Ron said, confused.

"Yes," Catty said as she poured a bucket of water on Ron's plant.

"Hey!" Ron yelled when he noticed that Catty had drowned his plant.

"Hahaha!" Catty laughed, then she yelled, "whoosh!"

"What a funny sound!" Tatra laughed.

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!" Tatra and Catty shouted as they ran around the greenhouse.

"Ah!" Ron yelled.

"Ah!"

"Ah!" Catty and Tatra yelled.

"What is going on? First miss Granger, then Mr Potter, and now you, Mr Weasley. Ten points from Gryffindor," Professor Sprout said.

"Sorry," Ron said.

"You failed, Ron," Catty said when Professor Sprout left.

"What for?" Ron asked.

"What for! What for! Did you hear him, talking back to his elders!" Catty said.

Tatra tapped Hermione's plant twice so that it grew bigger and sprouted wings. Then she and Catty helped Ron onto it.

Hermione's plant took off.

"Where's he going?" Buffy asked.

"Jamaica," Catty replied.

"Now? But we're in class right now!" Buffy said.

"I don't know what came over him," Tatra said as she shook her head.

"He just stopped listening I suppose," Catty said, agreeing.

"And I thought that Harry and his friends worked hard at their school work," Buffy said.

"Oh, you don't know them at all," Tatra said.

"And you do?" Buffy asked.

"So well it'd scare you," Catty said.

"We even know what brand of underwear they wear," Tatra said.

"What brand?" Buffy asked, challenging them.

"Hanes, and let's just leave it at that," Tatra answered.

Catty laughed hysterically.

Tatra and Catty went on sending students around the world, until class was over. Tatra and Catty were the only ones left. Even Professor Sprout and Buffy were gone.