*Sighs* School is being such a pain. Updates will be far apart. But when fall break comes… we'll see. ^_^

Whispering Hope: o_O I see. I'm sure Red will get lucky, someday. _

The Insane Otuka AKA Caterfree: Gosh, no offense, but I hate the fact that your name is so long to type out. _ Sorry, I didn't live up to being done soon, but here's what you get. _

Fishkisser: Glad you got Kingdom Hearts. Hope you got far in the month I was being la… er, busy. _

DarkFictionWizard: That isn't good for your health, you know. =P Hope this chapter does the trick though.

Shall we begin? The end of Wonderland is near!

Everyone: YAY… I mean, oh, that's so sad.

-_- Quiet. v_v

*Chapter 12: A Pointless Duel *

Last time, the "heroes" got trapped by the queen. Can Yami defeat her in a duel? Probably not, but it has been proved miracles can happen.

Queen: *Draws epee* Let us duel!

Yami: …Er, let's play with the cards, so I can send you to the ever-so-frightening Shadow Realm. _

Queen: Rule 1: Whatever I say goes!

Yami: Rule 2: My word overrides yours!

Queen: I'd kill you, but I think I'll defeat you in this card game first for fun.

Yami: Hold on! First, I have to say my classic lines that I hate, but must say anyway! You will lose, if I lose, you get my life, if I win, I kill you, but that's pointless, since I will win, you are a coward and bully, blah blah blah…

Yugi: SHUT UP AND GET US FREE! -_-

Yami: Fine.

Queen: I drew a full house. I win.

Yami: _ No, Duel Monster cards.

Queen: Bah, fine. *Gets out deck* Fear my powers!

Yami: Uh, no.

Queen: I go first, because I say so.

Queen: I summon Mystic Tomato, and end my turn!

Yami: o_o WTH?

Yugi: Watch out, it must be a darkness deck!

Ansem: You can't steal my deck type! =/

Red: Shut up, you're dead.

Ansem: ;_; *Runs off*

Yami: That card is pathetic! I summon Gamma and attack!

Queen: Hypocrite.

Yami: _

Queen: I get another Tomato, thanks to his effect! My turn. I play Hamburger Recipe! I sacrifice my Tomato, and Niwatori from my hand, to summon Hungry Burger!

Yami: o_O

Yugi: o_O

Tea: o_O

Red: o_O

Link: o_O

Queen: o_O

Rabbit: o_O

Cards: o_O

George Bush: o_O

Link: Where did HE come from?

George Bush: Um… all your base are belong to us! *Runs*

Yugi: That was completely random.

*Cheshire Cat appears* You don't get it yet, do you? This WHOLE FIC is randomness with a little bit of plot, but hardly any! *Vanishes*
Red: When I get my paws on him…

Yugi: …What did he mean by a fic? What fic?

Link: He's off his rocker.

Tea: *Looks in dictionary* Strange… there is no such word as "fic".

You never heard that.

Yugi: That voice again? WHO'S THERE?!

Nobody.

Yugi: Oh, ok. Go ahead and keep dueling.

Queen: ANYWAY… my Burger will eat you alive!

Yami: Why even use it?

Queen: Don't you get it? My deck is made of cards that are related to food!

Yugi: WORST. DECK. EVER.

Queen: You won't think so after this! Eat this! Hungry Burger, attack!

Yami: *Grabs Hungry Burger card and eats it*

Queen: O_O!

Yami: Not bad. Pretty tasty. _

Queen: HOW DARE YOU!

Yami: How dare I. I defeated your strongest monster, and now I win. Sacrifice Gamma for Summoned Skull. Play three Horn Of The Unicorns, and attack you. That's game! And now, the penalty! MIND CRUSH!

Queen: …Nothing happened.

Yami: Dang it. Since I didn't win fairly, it doesn't work. _ Well… release my.. companions…

Queen: Urge to kill… rising… *Releases all but Tea*

Yugi: Release Tea already!

Queen: I can't release someone I don't have, idiot.

Yugi: *Looks* OMG SHE'S GONE!!!

Red: Someone must have kidnapped her while Yami was dueling.

Link: Wow, did you think of that all by yourself?

Red: v_v

Queen: AND I NEVER GOT MY TARTS!

Link: *Suddenly finds a box of Pop Tarts* This what you wanted?

Queen: YES DANG IT! *Takes Pop Tarts and goes back to her throne*

Yami: …YOU JUST FOUND THEM?!

Link: Well, at least we found Tea… for a little bit. Now what do we do?

Yugi: That dumb cat might know something. I bet he's in the forest.

Yami: How do you know?

Yugi: I don't. We have to start somewhere though. _

Everyone: *Sighs*

To be continued…