*Sighs* School is being such a pain. Updates will be far apart. But when fall break comes… we'll see. ^_^
Whispering Hope: o_O I see. I'm sure Red will get lucky, someday. _
The Insane Otuka AKA Caterfree: Gosh, no offense, but I hate the fact that your name is so long to type out. _ Sorry, I didn't live up to being done soon, but here's what you get. _
Fishkisser: Glad you got Kingdom Hearts. Hope you got far in the month I was being la… er, busy. _
DarkFictionWizard: That isn't good for your health, you know. =P Hope this chapter does the trick though.
Shall we begin? The end of Wonderland is near!
Everyone: YAY… I mean, oh, that's so sad.
-_- Quiet. v_v
*Chapter 12: A Pointless Duel *
Last time, the "heroes" got trapped by the queen. Can Yami defeat her in a duel? Probably not, but it has been proved miracles can happen.
Queen: *Draws epee* Let us duel!
Yami: …Er, let's play with the cards, so I can send you to the ever-so-frightening Shadow Realm. _
Queen: Rule 1: Whatever I say goes!
Yami: Rule 2: My word overrides yours!
Queen: I'd kill you, but I think I'll defeat you in this card game first for fun.
Yami: Hold on! First, I have to say my classic lines that I hate, but must say anyway! You will lose, if I lose, you get my life, if I win, I kill you, but that's pointless, since I will win, you are a coward and bully, blah blah blah…
Yugi: SHUT UP AND GET US FREE! -_-
Yami: Fine.
Queen: I drew a full house. I win.
Yami: _ No, Duel Monster cards.
Queen: Bah, fine. *Gets out deck* Fear my powers!
Yami: Uh, no.
Queen: I go first, because I say so.
Queen: I summon Mystic Tomato, and end my turn!
Yami: o_o WTH?
Yugi: Watch out, it must be a darkness deck!
Ansem: You can't steal my deck type! =/
Red: Shut up, you're dead.
Ansem: ;_; *Runs off*
Yami: That card is pathetic! I summon Gamma and attack!
Queen: Hypocrite.
Yami: _
Queen: I get another Tomato, thanks to his effect! My turn. I play Hamburger Recipe! I sacrifice my Tomato, and Niwatori from my hand, to summon Hungry Burger!
Yami: o_O
Yugi: o_O
Tea: o_O
Red: o_O
Link: o_O
Queen: o_O
Rabbit: o_O
Cards: o_O
George Bush: o_O
Link: Where did HE come from?
George Bush: Um… all your base are belong to us! *Runs*
Yugi: That was completely random.
*Cheshire Cat appears* You don't
get it yet, do you? This WHOLE FIC is randomness with a little bit of plot, but
hardly any! *Vanishes*
Red: When I get my paws on him…
Yugi: …What did he mean by a fic? What fic?
Link: He's off his rocker.
Tea: *Looks in dictionary* Strange… there is no such word as "fic".
You never heard that.
Yugi: That voice again? WHO'S THERE?!
Nobody.
Yugi: Oh, ok. Go ahead and keep dueling.
Queen: ANYWAY… my Burger will eat you alive!
Yami: Why even use it?
Queen: Don't you get it? My deck is made of cards that are related to food!
Yugi: WORST. DECK. EVER.
Queen: You won't think so after this! Eat this! Hungry Burger, attack!
Yami: *Grabs Hungry Burger card and eats it*
Queen: O_O!
Yami: Not bad. Pretty tasty. _
Queen: HOW DARE YOU!
Yami: How dare I. I defeated your strongest monster, and now I win. Sacrifice Gamma for Summoned Skull. Play three Horn Of The Unicorns, and attack you. That's game! And now, the penalty! MIND CRUSH!
Queen: …Nothing happened.
Yami: Dang it. Since I didn't win fairly, it doesn't work. _ Well… release my.. companions…
Queen: Urge to kill… rising… *Releases all but Tea*
Yugi: Release Tea already!
Queen: I can't release someone I don't have, idiot.
Yugi: *Looks* OMG SHE'S GONE!!!
Red: Someone must have kidnapped her while Yami was dueling.
Link: Wow, did you think of that all by yourself?
Red: v_v
Queen: AND I NEVER GOT MY TARTS!
Link: *Suddenly finds a box of Pop Tarts* This what you wanted?
Queen: YES DANG IT! *Takes Pop Tarts and goes back to her throne*
Yami: …YOU JUST FOUND THEM?!
Link: Well, at least we found Tea… for a little bit. Now what do we do?
Yugi: That dumb cat might know something. I bet he's in the forest.
Yami: How do you know?
Yugi: I don't. We have to start somewhere though. _
Everyone: *Sighs*
To be continued…
