A/N: sorry I took so long, I was really lazy XD. Nicki owns herself! And if you want another story to read, 'nother crazy one, you should read Getting to Know Malfoy, by me(Bunny). The story id is 1598770 (since FFN doesn't have links in stories, all you do is copy and past it into the address bar, after deleting the current story id, or you could search for Tatramegami). Don't forget to review both the stories! - Bunny

Chapter seven- Snape Gets His Hair Washed

Tatra and Catty went to the entrance to Hogwarts, there they found Snape.

"Well, well, is the class over, or were you just kicked out?" Snape asked.

"Class is over, Severus-poo," Tatra said.

"Is Professor Sprout still there?" Snape asked.

"I think so," Tatra said.

Snape didn't say anything more, he just started walking towards the green house.

"You're welcome!" Tatra shouted at him.

"Very welcome!" Catty yelled.

Snape was still silent.

Tatra shrugged and she and Catty went in.

"Have you seen Ron?" Ginny asked.

"He went to Jamaica," Catty answered.

"Have you seen Harry, then?" Ginny asked.

"Didn't he go to Russia?" Tatra asked.

"I believe so," Catty answered.

"Hermione?" Ginny asked.

"Tokyo," Catty answered.

"Why'd they leave?" Ginny asked.

"They all failed Herbology. So we had to send them away," Catty replied.

"I'm not even going to ask," Ginny said, walking away.

"Okay!" Tatra yelled.

"Come back soon!" Catty yelled.

"Yeah, come back and we'll send you to America!" Tatra yelled.

Ginny ran away faster, and muttered, "weirdos."

"I think we should go after her, don't you, Tatra?" Catty asked.

"Yes I think she'd enjoy America, especially New Jersey," Tatra replied.

"What shall we send her off on?" Catty asked as they started walking after Ginny.

"I have a lovely quill that would enjoy the ride," Tatra answered, taking the quill out.

Tatra tapped the quill once and it grew bigger.

The quill started to fly beside Tatra. Ginny screamed as she threw her books and began to run.

Soon Catty and Tatra lost her.

"Aw, nuts!" Catty complained.

"We'll find her later," Tatra said.

"Then we'll send her to New Jersey in the USA," Catty added.

Tatra tapped the quill and it shrank, but it still floated beside her.

Catty put it in her bag, then they hopped off to the Great Hall for dinner.

They met up with Nicki at the Great Hall doors.

"Hello," Tatra said.

"I got all of the Ravenclaws to sign," Nicki said as they hopped over to the Gryffindor table.

"So now who should we send off?" Tatra asked.

"Look! It's Ginny! Let's send her off!" Catty yelled.

So Catty, Nicki, and Tatra began chasing Ginny again.

Ginny bumped into Draco.

"Watch where you're going," Draco said, grumpily.

"Hey! There's Draco, let's send him to Canada!" Tatra said as she tapped an owl feather with her wand.

Soon Draco was flying away and Catty, Nicki and Tatra were laughing hysterically.

"Let's go collect some more names for our petition," Tatra said as she hopped over to the Hufflepuff table.

"Yeah!" Nicki said as she hopped faster Tatra.

Catty followed and began singing Barney songs, loudly.

"Hello, would you be interested in signing this petition?" Tatra asked a Hufflepuff second year.

The second year signed and then Tatra and Catty sent her to Korea.

"We did this with the fifth year Hufflepuffs and the Gryffindors," Tatra said to Nicki, "we got them to sign our petition, and then we sent them off."

They had just gotten another Hufflepuff second year to sign, when Snape stormed in.

"Where's everyone in Herbology? I looked in the greenhouse and no one was there!" Snape said.

"Who ya looking for?" Tatra asked.

"Professor Sprout," Snape said.

"Oh, she went to Asia, Severus-poo," Tatra said as she batted her eyes at Snape.

"What?!" Snape yelled.

"ASIA," Catty said, slowly and loudly.

"What for?!" He asked.

"She was expelled for disrupting our class," Tatra said.

"And what class was this?" Snape asked.

"Herbology," Tatra said as she inspected Snape's hair.

"You don't teach Herbology," Snape said.

"We do now," Catty replied.

"You need a shower," Tatra commented.

"I do?" Snape asked.

"Yes," Tatra said as she snapped her fingers.

Just then it started to rain through the ceiling in the Great Hall.

"He got the urge!" Catty yelled as she began washing Snape's hair.

"Natural botanical! He's got the urge to Herbal!" Tatra said as she added more shampoo.

It had now stopped raining.

"What are you doing?" Snape asked.

"Washing your hair, what does it look like?" Tatra replied.

"I really don't want to know. I just don't want to know." Snape said.

When they were done soaping Snape's hair, Tatra snapped her fingers and it started raining again.

"Now what are you doing?!" Snape asked.

"Rinsing!" Catty replied.

When they were done rinsing Snape's hair it was no longer greasy.

Just then McGonagall came in.

"Have you seen Professor Snape?" McGonagall asked.

"Nope, haven't seen him at all, Minerva-chan," Tatra said as she and Catty clamped their hands over Snape's mouth.

"Well if you see him, please tell him that I wish to speak to him McGonagall said.

Catty and Tatra nodded. Then they made Snape nod too.

After McGonagall left, Tatra and Catty burst out laughing.

"It's not funny," Snape said.

Tatra took Snape's hand and put it on his head.

"Feel that?" Tatra asked, "that's clean hair."

"I feel no difference," Snape said.

"Again?" Catty asked.

"Again," Tatra replied.

So they washed his hair again.

"Now do you feel a difference?" Tatra asked.

"Yes," Snape said.

Then he got up and ran away.

"Come back here! Stupidify!" Tatra yelled.

Snape fell over.

Tatra took a spoon, made it grow bigger, then they put Snape on it and it flew off.

McGonagall came back after Snape left.

"Where's Professor Snape? I heard his voice, but he's not here," McGonagall asked.

"He went to Cuba, he said to tell you that it's in the boys bathroom," Tatra said.

"What?!" McGonagall exclaimed.

"Cuba," Catty said loudly.

Then she spelled it and gave the definition. Then, once more, she said, "Cuba."

"And the part about the boys bathroom?"

"I don't know, he just told us to tell you. Why don't you ask Snape himself?" Tatra asked.

"I can't! He's in Cuba!" McGonagall said.

"Is that right," Tatra said.

Catty was laughing.

"Do you know anything about the boy's bathroom?" McGonagall asked.

"Yes, it's much more plainer than the girls," Catty answered.

McGonagall sighed.

"Trust me, I know," Catty said in a scary voice.

McGonagall went away, and didn't come back.

"Darn. She went to fast. Now we cant send her to Africa," Catty said.

"Don't worry, we'll get her later. Tomorrow we have Transfiguration," Tatra said with an evil grin.

Two horns appeared on her head and she suddenly had a tail and a pitchfork.

Catty laughed hysterically as she sat at the table to eat.

"You can eat, I'm gonna go talk to Dumbledore-san," Tatra said, her horns and tail disappearing as suddenly as they appeared.

Tatra still had the pitchfork though.

Catty took the pitchfork and began poking her meat with it.

"Hey! I need that to talk to Dulmbledore! Though it would be neat to have blood on it," Tatra said as she took the pitchfork back.

Then Tatra left to talk to Dumbledore.

When Tatra got to the statue of the Gargoyle she had thought of what she wanted to talk to Dumbledore about.

"Cotton Candy," Tatra said.

The gargoyle sprang to the side.

Tatra went up the stairs and into Dumbledore's office.

"Konnichi wa, I came here to talk about something," Tatra said.

"Yes?" Dumbledore asked, not at all surprised that she had figured out the password.

"I've decided to make a petition to get rid of robes," Tatra said.

"So you've decided to stop you first petition?" Dumbledore inquired.

"Did I say that?" Tatra asked, confused.

"No. Are you planning on running around naked?" Dumbledore asked.

"Did I say that?" Tatra asked sarcastically.

"No," he replied.

"Well, we're not giving up on our other petition, and I'm gonna wear clothes," Tatra said.

Dumbledore sighed, "alright, do what you want."

Tatra poked him with her pitchfork.

"OUT!" Dumbledore yelled.

"Fine," Tatra said as she poked him again.

Then she left.