Happy Halloween folks! This might come a little bit late, but oh well; it's the thought that counts. _ *Hands everyone reading candy*

I am SICK of Wonderland. I want to get to the Coliseum and mess around with Cloud. *Dodges lamps thrown by Cloud fans* So here is the conclusion of Wonderland. Enjoy, if you can. =/

Oh, and in case I happen to slip up and forget to say anything, this fic is not meant to insult ANY kind of religion, race, opinions, etc. NONE. So hah! =P

Whispering Hope: I know, the card is lame. Thought it would be perfect though. _

DarkFictionWizard: I'm afraid he is. _ I'll be sure to give him credit at the end of this. =P

Mr. Purple-Cat: Don't worry, they'll be doing something better soon. _

Jen The Stampede Mouto: But Squa… Leon's fun to mess with! _ We'll see. _

Western Master: Thanks for the compliment. ^_^

Lara: Really? o_O I thought that part was kind of senseless, and thought about taking it out. Guess I'll keep it! -_^

Enough stalling, let's get to it!

*Chapter 13: What A Stupid Looking Boss*

Last time, our "heroes" defeated the Queen in a duel (well, Yami did) only to discover that Tea was gone. While almost all of them don't really care, Yugi for some reason insists on finding her. So off the go to Lotus Forest.

Yami: Now WHY are we doing this again?

Yugi: Because…

Red: Don't encourage him. The answer will only stall us in this horrid place with evil purple cats.

Yugi: v_v

Yami: You have a point.

*They walk into Lotus Forest*

Yugi: HELLO! ANYONE THERE?!

Shadow: Yep!

Yugi: Besides Heartless. _

Shadow: You racist. *Vanishes*

Cheshire Cat: *Appears* Need help?

Yugi: Yes dang it. Tell us all you know.

Cheshire Cat: The shadows took Tea.

Red: Grrrr.

Yami: No duh Sherlock. Anything else?

Cheshire Cat: The sky is blue.

Red: Grrrrrrrrr.

Link: Learn something new every day.

Yugi: Where is Tea?

Cheshire Cat: In a random, far off evil castle. You can't get there right now, but you should go so you can get ripped apart and killed.

Yugi: …So, in other words, she's still in this forest?

Cheshire Cat: Precisely!

Red: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Yugi: Excellent, where?

Cheshire Cat: Go to a tea party at the back of this forest. There was a boulder blocking it, but for some reason a bird came by, picked it up, and flew off, so now you can get in.

Red: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *Jumps at Cheshire Cat*

Cheshire Cat: *Sighs* This gets old after a while you know. *Vanishes*

Red: *Runs right into a tree* x_X

Yugi: Well, let's go then.

We'll skip all the glamorous details of their trip. It's nothing to severe, just them talking about coffee, drugs, and staple guns.

Yami: But it's REALLY fun to shoot people with staple guns!

Shut up. Anyway, they arrived.

*They walk into an area with a table and seven chairs. A picture with a rabbit and person with a wacked out hat is over the table. A house is in the background*

Link: Hey, there's no food. ;_;

Yugi: Hey, there's a note by that picture. *Reads* "Have a very unmerry birthday."

Link: But my birthday was two months ago.

Yugi: "Sit down to collect your presents."

Red: Cool. But one of you humans will have to. I can't sit on chairs.

Link: I see you didn't tell us why.

Red: It's none of your concern. _

Yami: I'll do it. *Looks* Let's see, that pink chair at the front looks good enough. *Sits down*

*A cake comes up and explodes. The table vanishes, and dark shapes come out of the cake's remains.*

Yami: Aw #@*$, Heartless.

Yugi: Smooth move Yami. -_-

Red Nocturne: *Licks frosting off itself* That cake was pretty darn good!

Shadow: We're being attacked you dolt!

Red Nocturne: Really?! …I want more cake. ;_;

Shadow: =/

Link: How dull. *Takes out a bomb* I suggest you guys run. _ *Throws bomb at Heartless*

Large Body: *Catches it* Oooh, a Christmas ornament! ^_^

Shadow: Then why is it on fire?

Yugi: RUN!

*They all run into the house and hear an explosion behind them*

Yugi: Whew. o_o;

Red: Let's put it this way… I'm glad you are on our side Link.

Link: -_^

Yugi: AHHHH! WE'RE SIDEWAYS!

Yami: What?

*The room where they had found the talking door was where they were now. But now it was sideways.*

Everyone: o_O

Yugi: I feel the blood rushing to my head…

Yami: Maybe for once you'll say something intelligent because of that.

Yugi: ;_;

Link: Does anyone else besides me notice those two strange looking lantern things on those tables?

Red: No, why do you ask?

Link: v_v

Cheshire Cat: *Appears* Light up the room to dispel the shadows.

Yugi: How?

Cheshire Cat: Light the only two objects you can on fire, duh.

Yami: Oh, ok! *Hits Yugi and Red with fireballs*

Yugi: YEOW! HOT HOT HOT! *Runs around like an idiot*

Red: Why do I smell smoke?

Cheshire Cat: -_- Light the stupid lanterns already.

Yami: Why didn't you say so? *Hits both with fireballs, breaking them but setting them on fire*

Cheshire Cat: I'll be back soon. *Vanishes*

Link: Now what?

Yami: We go through that door. *Points at a new door* Hopefully we'll go to where we need to be.

Link: We can't do anywhere while they're on fire.

Yami: Aw, come on, just let them die. _

Link: I need them to be my shield. _ *Throws water on Yugi and Red*

Yugi: *Pants*

Red: Dang it, now I'm wet! _

*They walk through the door, and find themselves at the Queen's place*

Card (8 of Spades): How did YOU get here?

Yugi: A wizard did it. _

Card: …

*They walk back into the room, this time right-side up*

Yami: WHY did we come here again?

Yugi: Closest place.

Cheshire Cat: *Appears on top of the big table* Come on up, great view!

*They climb up*

Cheshire Cat: The shadow is coming now. If you live, I'll tell you something else important. If you lose, you die. Any questions?

Red: Can I eat you now?

Cheshire Cat: Bye! *Vanishes*

Red: I'll take that as a no…

*Suddenly, a Heartless appears.*

Yugi: O_O OMG, we're dead.

Link: What the heck IS that thing?

Red: It's obviously a Heartless that looks like its arms were made by taking a thin strip of paper, and bending it a ton of times. Its head looks like a battery with five faces. Its legs are like those bendy things you put together with pins.

Yami: You have one heck of an imagination.

Heartless: I am Trickmaster! Bow down before me!

Link: And mess up my clothes? No way!

Trickmaster: Then die. *Hits Yugi with a juggling stick*

Yugi: …Ow. *Collapses*

Yami: *Sighs* Ok, I'll kill him. *Fires fireballs*

*The juggling sticks light on fire*

Yami: O_O;;; *Gets hit* x_X

Link: Aw nuts. *Gets hit with the other one* X_x

Red: o_o; I have no choice. I must use my Limit Break. COSMO MEMORY!

*A huge orb, as hot and deadly as the sun, comes up and hits Trickmaster full-force, killing him instantly*

Yugi: *Gets up* Wow…

Yami: *Painfully sits up* Ow…

Link: *Jumps up* Why didn't you ever use that before?! It would have made other battles a snap!

Red: I can only use it every so often. _

Cheshire Cat: *Appears* Congratulations, you lived. Your reward is this very important fact.

Yugi: Yes?

Cheshire Cat: If you are dead, you aren't alive.

Yugi: OMGWTFBBQ! I never knew that!

Cheshire Cat: Not many do. Well, if you want to know about Tea, she isn't here. Have a nice day! *Vanishes*

Yugi: Noooooooooooooooo.

Red: ARGH! I WANTED TO KILL HIM! =/

Doorknob: Hey! You woke me up again! Shut up you idiots! *Yawns*

Yugi: Is it just me, or is there something inside his mouth?

Link: It's just your imagination.

Yugi: Oh, ok. *Keyblade glows and shoots a beam into the doorknob's mouth* What the?!

Link: Hey, it dropped something. *Picks it up* A Gummi… cool, more things to wreck! ^_^ Let's go back to the ship!

Everyone else: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs*

To be continued…