A/N: here's chapter eight..... No disclaimer, you can go look at another chapter.
Chapter eight
It was the next day.
"That was the funnest night of my life," Nicki said.
Tatra and Catty had invited Nicki to sleep in the Gryffindor's dorm.
"Yes, can't wait for Harry to confront Hermione with the note," Tatra said.
They had written a note pretending to be Hermione saying that Hermione loved Harry, and left it on Harry's bed.
Catty couldn't stop giggling.
"Lets go student watching," Tatra said as she got out some binoculars.
She handed two of the binoculars to Catty and Nicki.
"Ok!" Catty yelled.
Tatra put on dark green and brown clothes and they left to go student watching.
Tatra went up to Ginny and started looking at her through the binoculars.
"What are you doing?" Ginny asked.
"Nothing," Tatra said innocently.
Before Ginny knew it she was on her way to Alaska.
"Lets go watch someone else," Tatra said as she hopped off.
"Hey look! There's Cho!" Nicki yelled.
The three girls circled Cho.
"What do you three want?" Cho asked.
"Nothing," Tatra replied.
The next thing Cho knew she was on her way to Egypt.
"This is fun!" Catty said with a laugh. "I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsi pop."
"Let's find out," Tatra said as she held up a Tootsi pop, "one, two, three," Chomp!
"Who many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsi pop? The world may never know," Nicki said.
Meanwhile, Catty was counting every lick she took of the Tootsi pop.
"Sixty-seven, sixty-ten, sixty-twenty," Tatra counted, trying to mess Catty up.
With a wave of Catty's wand she made Tatra's voice disappear. The voice disappeared and reappeared somewhere else, scaring some Slytherin Seventh years.
"Sixty-thirty-one," the voice counted.
Catty made herself invisible.
"Seventy-eighteen," Tatra counted as she turned invisible too.
Soon Catty was visible again and done the lollipop.
"So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsi pop?" Nicki asked.
"340,612,865,910," Catty said all in one breath.
"Wow," Tatra said, of course they couldn't hear, or see, her.
"You should stay this way. It's nice and quiet," Catty remarked.
"I'll turn you into a frog if you don't get me back to normal!" Tatra said.
"Did you say something? I can't hear you," Catty said as she made Tatra's voice appear again.
"I said, I'll turn you into a frog for your birthday if you like," Tatra answered.
"I think you'd look better in green, though," Catty said.
"Yes, but it's your birthday coming up," Tatra replied.
"She's right you know," Nicki said.
"I'll give it back."
"Give my wonderful gift back? Never! I won't allow it," Tatra said.
"Well then I'll send it to Harry Potter."
"And I'll tell him to give it back to you for Christmas."
"He won't listen."
"I'll tell Hermione to tell Ron to tell Harry to give it back."
"Shut up, you're annoying me," Catty said.
"After you," Tatra said as she flicked her wand, turning a statue into a pig. "Would you like a pig?"
"Nope," Catty replied.
"Alright, then I'll give it to the second prize winner in the lottery," Tatra said as she turned another statue into a cage.
Tatra put the pig into the cage.
"And I thought that I was crazy," Catty muttered.
"Lets go make the slips," Tatra said as she picked up the pig's cage.
"No one wants a pig, Tatra," Catty said, "no one but you. Besides, there's no one left here to win it but us."
"Oh. I guess I'll keep him and name him Merlin," Tatra said.
"Okay, you do that."
"I'll be the most popular girl in the school." Tatra said as she turned the cage into a leash and collar.
"You'll be one of the only girls in the school," Catty pointed out.
"Yes, I will," Tatra said as she got on her hands and knees an hugged Merlin.
"Hey! There is something coming!" One of the last remaining kids yelled.
"Oh goody! Lets see what it is!" Catty exclaimed.
"Yes, maybe it's a giant fly," Tatra said.
"Maybe it's Harry and everyone else we sent away."
"Or maybe it's a flying squid!"
"Let's go find out, the suspense is killing me."
"I'll save you!" Tatra said as she started to smack Catty all over.
Catty disappeared.
"Hey!" Tatra said as she disappeared too.
She reappeared on the very top of the tallest tower in Hogwarts.
"Hi Catty!" Tatra yelled to Catty, who was on the ground.
"Hi Tatra!" Catty yelled back.
Tatra let go of the tower and dropped down. She started screaming and flailing about. A foot above ground she put her hells back and stopped. Then she just dropped onto the ground.
"I'm alright," Tatra announced.
"Oh, that's too bad," Catty said.
"Yes it is, if I was hurt then maybe people would send me cheese," Tatra said.
Catty shook her head, then danced around the castle.
"I can see it!" Tatra yelled.
"What! From here!" Dumbledore exclaimed.
"Yes," Tatra said as she turned towards the teachers.
Her eyes were huge, ten times bigger than they usually were.
"What is it?" Dumbledore asked after he had gotten over the shock.
"It's Hermioninny," Tatra said as her eyes slowly reduced.
"Go away!" Catty yelled to Hermione.
"Yeah, shoo!" Tatra yelled.
With a wave of her wand, Catty made Hermione turn around. Hermione turned around and started to fly lower so that Catty's spells hit the trees more.
Tatra's eyes were now back to normal.
Catty began shooting fireballs at Hermione.
"Stop that! You're destroying the forest!" McGonagall yelled.
Tatra snapped her fingers and it started to snow.
Dumbledore looked up, startled, and saw that there wasn't any clouds, if fact the sun was shining. Then Hermione's plant got set on fire.
"I'll save you Hermione!" Tatra yelled as she disappeared.
She reappeared on Hermione's plant. She put her arm around Hermione and appeared in front of Hogwarts.
"Thank you," Hermione said before hiding behind McGonagall.
"Alright, you two tell us where you sent everyone," Dumbledore said.
"Well they're all over the world," Catty said, "each person in a different place."
"And I'd like you to tell us every place," Dumbledore said.
"Let's see. Harry went to Russia, Ron went to Jamaica, Professor Sprout went to Asia, Professor Snape went to Cuba, and we sent a Hufflepuff second year to Korea," Tatra said.
"And the others?" Dumbledore asked.
"They'll show up," Catty said.
"When?" Dumbledore asked.
"When they find their way back," Catty replied.
"Yes, Ron might be here soon, Hermione's plant was smart," Tatra said.
All of the teachers were angry.
"What?" Tatra said after the remaining teachers stared at them for five minutes.
"You shouldn't send our students away," Dumbledore said.
"I don't know why you accepted those two," McGonagall said.
"I didn't, they just showed up!" Dumbledore replied.
"You're stuck with us so it's too bad if you don't want us!" Catty said.
"Yup!" Tatra said.
The remaining teachers groaned.
"We know you love us!" Catty said.
All the remaining teachers gave them skeptical looks.
"Even though you don't act like it, we know that you like us," Catty said.
"Yeah, we know for a fact that you can't live without us!" Tatra said.
"Oh yes we can!" Hermione said.
"Not! Can not!" Catty said.
Hermione looked annoyed, "never mind, I'm going to go take a shower."
"Good idea!" Tatra said as she and Catty fallowed Hermione, who had walked away.
Hermione saw them and ran. Catty and Tatra ran too.
"Stop fallowing me!" Hermione screamed.
Just then Hermione ran past the Gryffindor Common room door.
Tatra and Catty stopped and went through the Portrait door, after saying the password.
"That was fun. You think we scared her?" Catty asked.
"Yes, let's go jump out a window and frighten the teachers," Tatra suggested.
"Okay!" Catty said.
So they went to the largest window in the school.
"1...2...3!" They jumped on three.
There were many terrified screams from the teachers.
Tatra and Catty stopped inches from the ground, then dropped to the ground with out any scratches or bruises.
"Thought you were done with us when we jumped out the window? Well guess again!" Tatra exclaimed.
"What did you think you were doing!" Dumbledore demanded.
"Jumping out the window," Tatra chirped.
"Stop causing mischief!" Dumbledore boomed.
"We're not causing mischief, we're just having fun!" Tatra protested.
"Well then stop having fun!" Dumbledore yelled.
"Oh, we could hardly do that, that would go against our policy," Tatra said.
"Against our law," Catty added.
Dumbledore was fuming.
"Ooh, ooh, look! There's someone!" Tatra yelled, pointing to the sky.
"It's Harry and Ron!" Catty exclaimed.
"Aren't we lucky!" Tatra said.
"Yes, very!" Catty replied.
"I guess the students are coming back on their own," McGonagall said to Dumbledore.
"Yes, but I'm still going to send the Seventh years out to escort the students back," Dumbledore said as he hurried off.
"Most of the Seventh years are gone too, so he'll have a pretty hard time finding them all," Catty whispered to Tatra.
"Yeah, isn't there only two?" Tatra replied.
"I believe so," Catty said, nodding, "but there might only be one."
"I would think that he'd want at least three Seventh years to escort the students to the ball," Tatra said.
Catty laughed, "there aren't even three Seventh years in the castle now."
"Yup, wonder what he's gonna do when he finds out about it," Tatra said.
"Who knows, but let's not be around to find out," Catty said as she began dancing around in a circle.
Tatra went over to Hermione as asked her, "can you speak Japanese?"
"No," Hermione answered before hiding behind Ron, who had just landed.
"Ooh, ahh, dance in smarty pants!" Tatra sang as she danced with Catty.
Catty stopped, "ok, now you're starting to scare me, and I don't scare easily."
"Guess what! I bought you a pair of smarty pants! So you can, ooh, ahh, dance in smarty pants!" Tatra said as she gave Catty a pair of red and yellow checkered pants.
"Give them to Hermione, she needs them more than me," Catty replied.
"Alright, hey Hermione! I got you some smarty pants! So now you can, ooh, ahh, dance in smarty pants!" Tatra yelled as she ran over to Hermione.
Hermione screamed before running into Hogwarts.
"Ron?" Tatra asked.
Ron fallowed Hermione.
"Harry?" Tatra asked.
Harry shook his head before going into Hogwarts.
"Then I'll send them to Dumbledore for his birthday," Tatra said as she went up to the Gryffindor tower to wrap it.
Mean while, Catty danced around the green houses and the bathrooms, singing loudly and off key.
A/N2: the smarty pants came from a show we watched. -Tatra
