Chapter 10

My Revenge

Well, for the next few years I was just sittin roun my house not doin much of anything except workin in the wafflin bidness. Everthing was pretty good except ever once in a while I get sad on account of I still miss Ricky Ricardo an Yoda an Art Fleming an Mr. Frump an Seymore the Wolf an Bubba an Jenny Curran an Mama, but I still have all these other friends, so I am happy. They is one important thing that happened in all those years though an that it when I finally got my revenge on Melanie, Amy, Frank, an Meagan the Mime.

First, I put up a fake commercial on Frank's giant tee vee. It is a commercial bout a million dollar spray paintin contest in Singapore. When he sees it, he hops on a plane to Singapore an ends up gittin whupped in the buttox. Then I find out that Melanie an Amy have become ice skaters an I frame Melanie for tryin to knock Amy out of the competition by bashin in her knee cap. Finally, I tole Meagan that her new husband is cheatin on her an do you know what she did? She went an cut off his wiener! Now I don't know bout you, but I think I'd rather lose all my arms an legs like Leutenint Dan than to have someone chop off my wiener. That would hurt like a sombitch.

Well, all these crimes went on their permanent records an I am thinking I have got my revenge. It was another one of my greatest hits.

Now I am runnin the waffle joint an just kind of waitin for somethin new to happen. Meanwhile, I am watchin a lot of tee vee again. I am watchin "Beverly Hillbillies" an "Jeopardy" an "The Tonight Show" an "Brady Bunch" an "The Flintstones" an "Talk Soup" an just bout everthing else except "Gilligan's Island" an "Mr. Popeil" (for some reason I can't find those two on the tee vee). Also, I am watchin "I Love Lucy," which is what my story was bout in the first place. I am watchin so much tee vee I am becomin a tee vee addict.