Chapter Nine- Rubbery Hair
When Tatra was done wrapping the smarty pants, she came out to watch for more students. Not many passed since they'd sent most of them away. So Tatra started to watch the sky for the students that they sent away.
"There's the Slytherin that made a face at me!" Tatra said as she ran to meet him.
Once he landed, Tatra made a fly grow and then she sent the boy off again, but this time on the giant fly.
"Good riddance!" she said as she watched him until he was a speck in the sky, then she ran off.
Harry entered Dumbledore's office and sat down. Dumbledore had asked him come up.
"Hello Harry," Dumbledore said.
"Hello Sir," Harry replied.
"How did the girls send you off?" Dumbledore asked, getting to the point.
"Tatra pushed my lips up, I screamed, and they screamed too. Professor Sprout came over and told us to stop it. After left, Tatra made a plant grow and then I flew off. I tried making it turn around until I landed." Harry answered.
"That'll be all," Dumbledore said.
Harry left and another kid went in.
Harry went over to Ron and Hermione.
"Those two made me so mad!" Harry hissed.
"They scare me," Hermione said.
Ron shuddered at the thought.
"Yahoooooooooooo!" Catty screamed as she flew in through the window.
Tatra flew in after Catty screaming loudly.
"I don't know what is wrong with those girls. First they pulled out my hair, then they locked me out of the great hall," Draco, who was close enough for the trio to hear him, said to Crabbe and Goyle.
"But your hair is still there," Goyle said dumbly.
"Idiot! I didn't say ALL my hair!" Draco yelled.
"I have an announcement to make!" Tatra yelled loudly, even Dumbledore could hear her, "Draco Malfoy is a baka!"
"No. Draco is going to shave his head! I'll help by plucking the rest of his hair out!" Catty screamed running towards Draco with her arms outstretched.
"Aaaah! Help me!" Draco yelled as he ran away from Catty.
"Aaaah!" Tatra yelled as she started chasing Ron.
Just then Draco bumped into Harry.
"Hey!" Harry, who was talking to Hermione, exclaimed.
"Sorry! The crazy girls are after me!" Draco cried as he ran off again.
Catty quickly caught up and began plucking hair from Draco's head.
"Stop! Stop!" Draco yelled.
"I can't! I'm possessed!" Catty screamed.
"You are? Can I be possessed too?" Tatra asked, still chasing Ron.
"No, I don't think so," Catty replied still plucking hairs from Draco's head.
"Aww, oh well. This is fun, chasing Ronny-poo." Tatra shouted.
"Hermione! Harry! Help me!" Ron shouted.
"But he looks like he's having so much fun! Don't spoil it!" Catty said.
"Ronald Weasley, Dumbledore wants to see you," Professor McGonagall said.
Ron went up to Dumbledore's office with Tatra hanging on to him.
Catty would have followed, but she was too busy plucking hairs from Draco's head.
"Mr Weasley, what were you thinking running around like that?" Dumbledore exclaimed.
"Well, you'd have a hard time staying still too if you had her chasing you," Ron said pointing to Tatra.
"What a very good point this is," Tatra pointed out, then she began to chase Dumbledore.
"Stop it at once!" he demanded.
"Cease and desist!" Tatra yelled as she continued to chase Dumbledore.
With a wave of Dumbledore's wand, Tatra flew into the air.
"Now, BEHAVE!" he roared so loud that the whole school shook.
"Alright baka, if you call me Tatra-sama," Tatra said.
"Anything for you to shut up and behave!" Dumbledore roared.
"Don't worry I won't ask you to bow," Tatra said.
"Get out!" Dumbledore yelled, "NOW!" He put her down and told her to get out of his sight.
"Poo on you," Tatra said before leaving.
Then, without warning, a huge pile of donkey dung fell on Dumbledore.
"I'm back!" Tatra announced from behind Hermione.
"What happened? Why was Dumbledore screaming?" Harry asked.
"Donkey dung," Tatra replied.
"Huh?" Harry asked.
"This is the song that never ends, yes it just goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends..." Tatra started singing.
Soon Catty joined in. Draco now had a bit of a bald spot.
"Get away from me!" Draco yelled.
"But I love you!" Catty replied as she began to pluck more hair from his head.
"You mean my hair!" Draco said.
"Exactly," Catty said.
"Well, then, get away from my hair!" Draco said.
"Why?" Catty asked.
"Because soon there won't be any left for you to love!" He replied.
"Oh, don't worry, it'll all grow back!" Catty assured him.
"Leave me AND my hair alone!" Draco yelled.
"But how can I leave the two of you alone? If I did that, there would still be two of you, so technically you wouldn't be alone!" Catty said, matter of factly.
"What I meant was to keep away from me!" Draco yelled.
"But I can't do that," Catty said.
"And why not?" Draco asked.
"Because we're glued together," Catty laughed, holding up a glue bottle.
"What?" Draco said as he tried to pull his arm away, only to find out that it was stuck to Catty's arm.
"AHHHHHH!" Draco yelled, "Unglue us! Now now now now NOW!"
"Can't," Catty replied.
"WHY NOT!" Draco demanded.
"Magic super glue. Says here on the bottle, 'Will never unstick.'" Catty laughed, "You'll have an awful time going to the bathroom, won't you?"
The thought horrified Draco.
"Just think, we'll be together FOREVER!" Catty exclaimed, "All three of us!"
"THREE?" Draco asked.
"Just you, me, and your hair," Catty replied dreamily.
"I'm going to go get one of the professors to unglue us," Draco said as he dragged Catty away.
Draco dragged Catty over to the closest professor, which happened to be Snape.
"Professor? Will you please unstick us?" Draco asked.
Snape took one look at Catty, Draco, and his hair and ran away. Draco sighed and went over to McGonagall.
"Will you please unstick us?" Draco asked.
"Sure, what did you use to stick yourselves together with?" McGonagall asked.
"Magic super glue, 'it'll never unstick'," Catty quoted.
"We'll need a potion to do that," McGonagall said.
"But Professor Snape is afraid of Catty!" Draco cried.
"I'll talk to Severus," McGonagall said as she went over to Snape.
"He won't budge. He loves me too much!" Catty called after McGonagall.
"Yeah right," Draco muttered.
Catty started pulling out more of Draco's hair.
"Stop it!" Draco exclaimed, "I need my hair!"
"Like I said, it'll grow back," Catty replied.
"Give me that!" Draco said as he grabbed the glue.
Draco poured the glue on his head.
"Your in trouble now!" Catty said, "Your head'll be all rubbery forever!"
Then she tried to pluck a hair, but the strand was like a rubber band. It stretched, but it didn't come out.
"Would all students and teachers go to the Great Hall for lunch," McGonagall said.
All the students and teachers went to the Great Hall and sat down. Most of the kids were still missing.
Draco had to sit at the Gryffindor table because he was glued to Catty.
McGonagall went around checking off the students who were there off a list.
"What are you doing, Minerva-chan?" Tatra asked.
"Seeing who's still here," McGonagall answered.
"Any one who's not here, please raise your hand!" Tatra yelled at the top of her lungs.
Catty raised her hand that was attached to Draco.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Draco exclaimed.
"We're not here," she replied.
"Very funny," McGonagall said as she checked them off on her list.
"Hey! I said that we weren't here!" Catty said.
"Well you are here," McGonagall said.
Catty and Draco disappeared.
"Now we're not," Catty's voice said.
"Get back here!" McGonagall yelled.
"But I told you we weren't here!" Catty's voice exclaimed.
"Where are we?" Draco asked.
"We're not there," Catty replied simply.
"I know that we aren't at Hogwarts. What I don't know is where we are," Draco said.
"Want me to turn on the lights?" Catty asked.
"Yes!" Draco said.
Catty snapped her fingers and it was suddenly bright.
Draco looked around and gasped. They were on the moon!
"Hey look! There's Earth!" Catty exclaimed.
"I don't want to look!" Draco said as he closed his eyes.
"But you gotta look!" Catty said as she pried one of Draco's eyes opened.
"Get back here now!" McGonagall's voce said, startling Draco into opening his eyes.
"AHHH!!!" He yelled as he saw Earth.
Catty made them appear at Hogwarts, on the very top of the highest tower.
"Get us down!" Draco yelled.
"Alright," Catty said as she jumped off the tower.
Draco screamed.
Catty laughed as she stopped them suddenly a foot above the ground. Then she dropped them the last foot.
"How'd you do that?" Draco asked.
"Easy, I jumped," Catty said.
"Oh, nevermind," Draco said.
"Let's go to the kitchen," Catty said.
"Why?" Draco asked.
"So we can get over-ripe fruit to throw at Dumbledore," Catty answered.
"No!" Draco exclaimed, trying to pull back.
"Yes!" Catty replied.
Catty dragged Draco into the kitchen, where she convinced the house-elves into giving them some over-ripe fruit. They had at least a bucket load of over-ripe fruit as they made their way to Dumbledore's office.
At the sight of Catty, Draco, and his hair, Dumbledore looked horrified. Catty picked up a fruit and threw it at Dumbledore.
"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!!!" Dumbledore shouted at each fruit as he ducked.
Catty kept throwing the fruit.
"Stop!" Draco said
Catty took a piece of the fruit and smashed it into Draco's face, then continued throwing it at Dumbledore.
"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!" Dumbledore yelled.
For every fruit that Catty threw, Dumbledore AND Draco yelled 'stop'.
Soon she began to alternate. She'd throw one piece of fruit at Dumbledore, then smash one in Draco's face.
"Would you please-" Draco got interrupted by the fruit that Catty smashed into his face.
"Throw you another piece of fruit? Why of course!" She replied, smashing yet another piece of fruit into his face, then she said, "This is fun!"
"Not for me!" Draco exclaimed.
"Oh? Why not?" Catty asked.
"Because I don't like fruit!" Draco yelled.
"Well then, would you prefer if I used vegetables?" Catty asked.
"No!"
"Socks?"
"No!"
"Magic super glue?"
"No!" Draco was horrified just at the mention of the glue. He knew how powerful it was.
"Let's go finish eating," Catty said.
Then, not waiting for his reply, Catty dragged Draco back to the Great Hall to finish eating.
"We're baaack!" Catty announced.
Some of the teachers and students groaned.
"We're back forever! Or, well, at least until we feel like leaving again," Catty said, then she said in a baby voice, "Hurry up and eat your vegetables, so you can grow up to be a big strong boy! You don't want to grow up to be a weakling do you?"
Draco slowly shook his head.
The Gryffindors stared in awe.
"What did you do to him Catty?" Ron asked.
"Oh, nothing. I just brought out the real him," Catty replied.
"You call frightening me, and throwing over-ripe fruit at me bringing out the real me!" Draco exclaimed.
"I didn't know that looking at the Earth from the moon was frightening," Catty said as she raised the hand that was attached to Draco's and plopped it into the soup bowl.
"Hey!" Draco exclaimed.
"I wanted some more soup," Catty said as she put a handful of soup into her bowl, which didn't really work.
"Have you ever heard of a spoon?" Draco asked.
"I'm not sure," Catty said as she put their hands back in the soup bowl for another handful.
"Can I have some soup?" Tatra asked.
"Sure," Catty replied as she handed Tatra the bowl over Draco's head.
"Oops," Tatra said when she dumped the soup bowl on Draco's head when she was handing it back to Catty.
"My hair!" Draco cried as the soup bowl refilled itself, still on Draco's head.
"Don't worry, it's still rubbery," Catty said as she pull on one of Draco's hairs.
"Pass the soup? Please?" Ron asked.
Draco sighed, "Catty, I swear you're going to kill me."
"But all we've been doing is having fun," Catty replied.
"Fun?!" Draco demanded, "If that's what you call fun, then I'd hate to see what you call torture!"
Catty laughed and took the soup bowl off Draco's head and handed it to Ron who made a face.
"Hermione would you make it clean?" Ron asked.
"I'll do it!" Tatra volunteered.
Tatra took the bowl, tapped it with her wand and handed it back to Ron. Ron took one look at the bowl and pushed it away. The bowl was so dirty that Ron had to wash his hands 14 times to get them clean, and they still looked a bit grey.
"Draco, your head is awfully dirty," Catty said looking at the bowl, Ron's hands, then Draco's head.
"Some of the dirt in that bowl was from your hands, and her hands," Draco said looking at Catty and then Tatra.
"I doubt that," Catty replied.
"Yeah, we all know that it came from your head," Tatra agreed.
Tatra got up and sat next to Ron, who moved away an inch. Tatra waited for Ron to go back to eating, then stuck a magic-super-glue covered spoon on Ron.
"Hey!" Ron yelled as he tried to get the spoon off himself.
"Hay is for horses!" Catty shouted suddenly.
"That's not funny!" Ron exclaimed.
"Have a cold?" Catty asked, "It's snot funny."
"No, I don't have a cold," Ron said.
"Would you like one?" Catty asked.
"NO!" Ron yelled.
"Ah, too bad, I have one for $19.99. Call now and we'll include a free Harry Potter Poster," Catty said.
Tatra stuck a glue covered fork on Ron's robes while he wasn't paying attention.
"Ron, would you like a manicure?" Catty asked suddenly.
"No!" Ron replied.
"How about you Draco?" She asked.
"No!" Draco yelled.
"Oh that's too bad, I would of done it for you free," Catty offered.
Tatra started painting Ron's nails.
"Hey!" Ron exclaimed.
"Ron's a horse!" Catty exclaimed.
Tatra tapped Ron with her wand and he turned into a horse.
"Turn him back!" Hermione screamed.
"Don't know how," Tatra replied, even though she did know how to.
"Yes you do!" Hermione screamed.
"Would I have done it if I knew how to turn him back?" Tatra asked.
"No! So do it now!" Hermione screeched.
Catty raised her hand that was attached to Draco's and said, "Draco can do it!"
"No I can't!" Draco protested.
"Sure you can!" Catty replied, "Just believe in yourself! I know you can!"
"Why don't you change him back?" Draco suggested.
"Because I want you to," Catty said.
"But I don't wanna and I can't!" Draco whined.
"Quick, get McGonagall!" Harry yelled.
All of the Gryffindors ran up to McGonagall. By the time everyone had gotten back Ron was back to normal, except for his hands, which were still hooves.
"What happened?" Hermione asked.
"I'm not sure," Ron replied.
"The tooth fairy turned him back," Tatra said.
"No, it was Draco dressed as the tooth fairy," Catty insisted.
"No, it was Ron dressed as the tooth fairy!" Tatra said.
"How could Ron turn himself back?" Hermione asked.
"Magic!" Tatra said.
"Exactly," Catty replied.
"Clap if you believe! Do you believe in fairies?" Tatra asked.
Catty began clapping. Then she ordered, "Clap Draco! CLAP! You believe! I know you do!"
Draco groaned and clapped.
"Clap if you believe! Do you believe in magic?" Tatra asked.
All of the 1-4th years clapped and some of the fifth years clapped.
"Amazing, they believe in magic?" Tatra asked.
Ron snorted.
Tatra picked up a cup, put some glue on the bottom, and stuck it onto Ron's palm. Then she poured some juice into the cup.
Ron screamed, "Get away from me! You're a crazy person!"
"Thank you," Tatra replied.
"Arg!" Ron yelled.
"I love you Ron!" Tatra said, batting her eyes.
"Get away from me!" Ron yelled again.
"But I love you!" Tatra yelled back even louder.
"Help!" Ron yelled as he ran toward the teacher's table.
"Don't listen to him, he's just being stupid," Tatra yelled to the teachers.
"No! Help!" Ron yelled as Tatra dragged him away.
The teachers gave Ron a helpless look. None of them could control Catty and Tatra.
"Let's play dress up, ok?" Tatra asked.
"NO!" Ron screamed.
"Too bad you didn't know that the very second you said that, it was opposite second," Tatra said.
"What?" Ron asked.
"When you said that, it was the second of the day that whatever you said was the opposite of what you meant," Tatra explained.
"What?" Ron repeated.
"In other word, you are playing dress up wether you want to or not," Catty called.
"Everyone! It is time to start classes, please go to you class rooms. If your teacher doesn't come within a half an hour, go back to your common rooms and wait," McGonagall announced.
"Let's go, we have Transfiguration," Hermione said as she stood up.
"Transfiguration? Oh goody!" Tatra said as she started hopping up and down holding onto Ron.
"Yay!" Catty yelled, dragging Draco to the Transfiguration room.
"Stop! Stop!" Draco yelled.
"Can't! There's no time! We're late! We're late! For a very important date! No time to say 'hello, goodbye' we're late, we're late, we're late!" Catty sang.
"No we aren't! We're 15 minutes EARLY!" Draco yelled.
"We are? Then you wouldn't mind if we have some tea, would you?" Catty asked.
"Tea! We just had lunch!" Draco exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, then we'll just sit here very boredly," Catty said as she sat down.
