Let us all celebrate! Wonderland is OVER AND DONE! Finally. That was getting boring. -_^ So on to the next world! The Coliseum should take three or four chapters to finish.
I am sorry for the lack of updates, but I have been concentrating on Teknisk Wereld more often now. _ And I have a cold. Colds suck. _
Jen the stampede Motou: I can stop writing if I want to! *Gets hit with a printer* x_X Ok, maybe not. Cloud and Squall are cool and all, but they are so easy to pick on… _ _
Whispering Hope: Tea, one of the princesses? As if. _ I don't plan on that. And the candy is mine. *Runs off with candy*
Mystical Miyuki: Thanks. ^_^
Mr Purple-cat: Thanks for suggesting to do something with the Heartless. Next chapter should have some more junk on them… I hope. =P
Dark Magic Attack: Thanks. And heck yeah! *Points at four tapes with InuYasha recorded*
Caterfree: Ok, I'll call you that. And yes, randomness will take over the world. I'm just helping it along the way… er, you didn't hear that.
*Chapter 14: All This To Be A Hero?*
Now that Wonderland was safe…
Knight: *Plunges claw into card's body*
Card (4 of Hearts): *Screams in pain and dies*
…Well, as safe as it could be… our "heroes" finally decide to leave the dratted world. Surprisingly, only one of them seems happy about this though… Or maybe it isn't so surprising.
Link: Why are you guys scared? I'll get us there in one piece.
Red: What about last time?
Link: It WAS in one piece.
Yugi: He has a point.
Yami: But it was so horribly mutilated, you couldn't tell what it was.
Link: I'm the only one who knows how to drive, so I'm driving. Any questions? *Takes out bomb*
Everyone else: No sir!
Link: That's what I thought.
*They all board the Gummi ship*
Yugi: So where are we going next?
Link: Well, there are two places we need to go. One is unknown, the other is the Coliseum.
Yugi: Where have I heard about that before?
Red: Remember what Link said in Tranverse Town?
*FlASHBACK*
Link: I only ran into a bunch of asteroids, some enemy ships, and the two statues outside of the Coliseum.
Chip: -_-
Dale: o_O
Yugi: What Coliseum?
Red: You will see later.
*END FLASHBACK*
Yugi: Oh, that's right! Hey, wait… oh gosh… *Goes pale*
Link: Yep, those statues are still big targets. ^_^
Everyone else: O_O;;;
Link: Off we go! *Starts the Gummi ship*
Red: I'm considering jumping off right now into space; I'd have a bigger chance of surviving.
Link: The doors lock automatically for safety measures. ^_^
Red: More like danger measures! _
*Two hours later…*
Link: *In perfect health* I can see the Coliseum!
Red: *Battered up badly* Am I dreaming? Don't wake me up, this is too wonderful…
Yami: *Almost dead* You aren't, or else I'd go insane.
Red: You're already insane.
Yami: Oh, that's right. I forgot.
Yugi: *You can imagine* X_X
Link: See, there are the two statues. =)
Red: WAIT! DON'T DO…
*CRASH!*
*BANG!*
*SLAM!*
Red: …it…
Link: *Hops out, unharmed* That was too much fun! ^_^ o_O What's wrong with you guys?
Everyone else: *Out cold*
Link: *Grabs bucket of water and throws it over them* Get up already!
Red: COLD! ;_;
Yugi: *Checks deck* Whew, the water barely missed it.
Yami: MY HAIR! =/
Link: _ *Runs*
Yami: *Takes out Gunblade and runs after* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Red: o_o; He's protective of his hair.
Yugi: It's something that me and him share in common. _
Red: Ah…
*An hour later…*
Red: *Tackles Yami* CALM DOWN!
Yami: NEVER!
Yugi: …For me? ^_^
Yami: Cuteness sucks…Fine. v_v *Puts away Gunblade*
Link: *Walks back to them* Well, now what?
Red: We go inside that HUGE building?
Yugi: That works.
*They all go inside*
*Inside the building, there is a big, empty area in the center of the place. The two statues stand right in front of a door to get inside a smaller building. There are three tapestries on each side of the doorway they just came through. There is also a LOT of torches lit.*
Yami: This is boring. Let's go inside.
*They walk into the building to see a poster, a big block, a treasure chest, more torches, and another… creature…*
Yugi: *Whispering* What the heck is that?
Red: I believe it is a cross between a goat and a man.
Yugi: I'll buy that.
Goat Guy: *Without turning around* Hey, whoever entered, move that stupid block over there!
Yugi: Ok. *Pushes block out of the way easily* What next?
Goat Guy: *Looks at them* How the hell did you move that block? *Looks at it* …Styrofoam?! _ It said it would weigh at least 3000 tons! Stupid rip offs… *Replaces block* Now move that.
Yugi: *Tries, cannot move it* *Gets out oil*
Goat Guy: No outside help.
Yugi: *Puts it away* It's too heavy for me.
Goat Guy: Then you're a wimp.
Yami: As if we didn't know that.
Yugi: ;_;
Goat Guy: Why the heck are you guys here if you can't even move that?
Yami: Mind explaining what this place is?
Goat Guy: The Coliseum, home of heroes! If you aren't heroes, get out of here.
Link: Hey! I'm in over twenty video games, and in every one, I'm the hero!
Goat Guy: …Well, the rest of you aren't heroes!
Yugi: I'm the hero of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yami: As am I.
Red: I'm one of the co-heroes in Final Fantasy VII.
Goat Guy: Ok, screw this. *Writes in book* Rule #1952: You need a Hero's License to get in.
Yugi: You just wrote that in your book.
Goat Guy: You saw nothing. _ Go get a License, NOW! And even though nobody cares, my name is Phil.
Yami: Short for pedophile?
Phil: WHY does everyone assume I am a child molester?! _ GET OUT!
*They leave*
Yugi: That guy sucks.
Yami: *Ponders* I wonder if Phil really is short for pedophile…
*A man appears*
Man: You want to play in the games?
Yugi: …Why is your hair on fire?
Man: It is?! WHAT?! *Grabs bucket and flings it over head* …Wait… my hair IS FIRE YOU IDIOT!
Yugi: Excuse me for stating something you could have easily corrected.
Man: Shut up. Now, I am called Hades, and my goal is world domination. I have a Hero's License I will give you. Interested?
Red: *Is asleep*
Hades: -_- *Hands Yugi Hero's License* Now get in the games so you can die already.
Yugi: Ok! *They all run back inside*
Hades: …This is too easy.
*Back inside*
Phil: HOW did you get that?
Yugi: Some evil guy gave it to me.
Phil: Alright.
Link: Explain how a piece of paper makes us heroes.
Phil: Um… er… I'll get to you on that later. Now, to prove that you are heroes, you must destroy a bunch of barrels in a time limit.
*He leads them outside to a barrel course*
Phil: Destroy them all in under three seconds. Go.
Yami: *Sweeps Gunblade, shooting all of the barrels with fire, destroying them all* Do we pass?
Phil: _ I give up… ok, you guys can play in the Preliminaries.
Yugi: When do we do that?
Phil: In ten minutes. Go get ready. Oh, and I'm also going to give you this Thunder spell because I can.
Link: I can't even pretend to be excited.
Phil: Just go get ready dang it.
To be continued…
