Two updates in a row? That's right. Go winter break. ^_^
Whispering Hope: Thanks! o_O What, the candy is that important? *Throws Snicker's bars at you*
Yami's Fan: Thanks! And I should hope it is stupid-that's the point! =P
*Chapter 15: A Lucky Error*
Red: Ok, here is our battle plan. Link can destroy the enemies that fly with his bow and arrows, I can destroy the enemies on the ground. Yami can do either, and Yugi can sit around and do nothing. Sound good?
Yami: Yugi can be my shield. Besides that, good plan.
Yugi: …v_v
Phil: It's been ten minutes! Now get out there!
*They walk out into the battle arena. The opponents arrive*
Yami: Only Shadow heartless? This is too pathetic.
Shadow Leader: Oh yeah? Come on boys! Let's show them why we rule!
All the Shadows: Prepare for trouble,
And make it double.
To devour the world by devastation,
To kill all of the people within our nation.
To have all emotions evil, but no love,
To concur everything, including the stars above.
Heartless, killing at the speed of light,
You cannot surrender, for you will die in this fight.
Shadow Leader: That's right!
Nitendo: Time to sue.
Yami: …no. Just no. *Shoots all of the Shadows*
Link: …And you said we aren't heroes.
Phil: Why did I let those guys sign up anyway? *Looks at clipboard* Screw that… why did I let everyone but the last person on my list sign up?
Yami: Who knows, who cares, who's next?
Phil: You, dog thing, go inside and tell the wimps in there to get out here.
Red: I'm not a "dog thing". Call me that again, and you will meet my teeth in a painful way. *Runs off*
Yugi: *Looks at a man approaching* Who's that guy?
*The man has blond, spiky hair, and blue eyes. He wears a red, battered cape. One of his hands appears to be a claw. He casts a quick look at them before walking off.*
Yami: …Ok… that was interesting.
Phil: He's the only good person that signed up. You'll see what I mean.
Red: *Is back* The next fight is ready.
*One by one, the Heartless all fell*
Phil: Hey, wait a second. Why are we skipping the fights?
Because I'm lazy. Deal with it.
*Meanwhile, the little party was being watched… Dun dun dun*
Man they saw earlier: Ok, now tell me again why you want me to beat that wimp.
Hades: That kid has the Keyblade, and for some reason, that makes all the Heartless run screaming. I don't want to waste my time on him, so you kill him.
Man: …Or are you just scared you will be beaten by those others?
Hades: Uh, no. Ok, here's the plan: you kill them all. Then I will fulfill my end of the bargain.
Man: Whatever.
Squ… I mean Leon: *Runs in and smacks the man with a coat hanger* That's my line! *Runs off again*
Man: …*Walks off*
Hades: Let's see… if he wins, my pet will kill him. If he loses, my pet will kill him and everyone else anyway. Win-win situation, as long as nothing too random happens.
*Santa Claus rides by in a Ferrari, singing Let the Bodies Hit the Floor through a megaphone while throwing telephones at people*
Hades: …Better make a plan B.
*Back at the arena…*
Phil: Ok, you are on the last round! Your opponent is called, according to my clipboard, "N/A." Weird name… anyway, here he is.
*The man steps into the area to face them*
Red: o_o Cloud? What the heck are you doing here?
Cloud: o_O Red XIII? Why are you hanging around with a kid that has the most gravity-defying hair ever?
Yugi: Look who's talking.
Red: My contract told me to. What about you?
Cloud: I have a specific reason, unlike you.
Phil: You know, the fight has started.
Yami: *Gets out Gunblade* Fine by me. *Runs at Cloud and tries to hit him with the blade*
Cloud: *Draws a HUGE sword that is covered with white bandages and blocks blade*
Yami: O_O; What the heck is that?
Cloud: My Buster Sword. *Blocks incoming strikes and slams sword on Yami's head*
Yami: x_x
Link: Oh, goody. *Takes out a sword and dashes at Cloud* Someone get him while he's distracted!
Red: Uh… ok. *Jumps at Cloud*
Cloud: *Waits until the two are almost on him before moving. They slam into each other*
Red: …Ow…
Link: Well, that sucked.
Yugi: Oh, great. I guess I have to help. *Charges at Cloud*
Cloud: *Steps aside neatly* What a nitwit.
Link: *Tries to slash him again, only to get blocked*
Yugi: I'll try this again… *begins to run at Cloud again*
Cloud: When he is close enough, I'll just step out of the way again…
*Yugi is about half way there when he trips and falls over Red, who was trying to get out of the way after being struck down. The Keyblade goes sailing out of his hand and hits Cloud's back with a pretty ugly-sounding slam. While he is distracted, Link hits him in the stomach. When he falls forward, Link puts his sword to Cloud's neck.*
Link: We win. Surrender or die.
Cloud: …How the hell did that happen? _ Fine, you win.
Hades: *Shakes head* That was just sad. Alright, I guess I will have to unleash my pet now.
Yami: *Is out of unconsciousness* We won? But I didn't get to hurt him…
Yugi: *Gets up painfully* That was awesome…
Red: Yugi is the reason we won? The apocalypse must be happening.
*Suddenly, a huge, black beast runs outside, snarling. It looks like a huge dog with three heads*
Yami: O_O Holy… ****…
Red: We're screwed.
Yugi: *Fainted*
Link: …We have two choices. Die, or run. I choose run. *Runs*
Yami: *Grabs Yugi* First smart thing I've heard you say. *Runs*
Red: *Grabs Cloud and pulls him along*
*Another man arrives*
Phil: OMG, it's Hercules! You're on your own for this one. *Runs*
Hercules: -_- *Starts battling the dog*
Hades: …Why am I still here? *Teleports away*
*Inside the building*
Yugi: We're so going to die.
Yami: *Sings the Genocide song*
Phil: Yeah, I wouldn't put all of my faith into Hercules. v_v Any of you up to fighting it?
Everyone: No.
Phil: That's what I thought.
To be continued…
Author's note: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor is just a song that I thought of off the top of my head. You want to know about it? Use a search engine. _
