Warning: This contains many spoilers for both games. If you haven't played one of them or both, I suggest skipping this story if you don't want to know what happens in the game.
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JokersSpecter: Well, for all of you out there in Golden Sun land who still haven't read it, I started a new humor/parody story that has actually created quite an impact. Chapter 1 recieved 27 reviews! Go me!
Anyway, if you go check it out, it's CRITICAL that you read the author's note before the chapter. It's VERY important. If you don't, then you won't understand what's going on.
And now, back to our regular story writing that won't drive me insane while writing it. ^^
(The new humor/parody story takes quite a lot of my sanity.)
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[Part Four - We return you to your regular program.]
About fourty minutes after Isaac had left the stage, he returned with a cart full of crude trophies that resemebled something along the lines of garbage. They appeared to be made purely from Q-tips. Still, they had the likeness of the others in the sense that they at least looked like the lighthouses.
"Yes...well, I won't leave you all hanging any more," said Isaac, "Although...you know...you aren't LITERALLY hanging, haha...yes, well. Jokes behind us. The next category is 'MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN HIS/HER OWN GAME'! And the winner actually kind of shocked me! The winner is... Doom Dragon(GS 2)! Why? Because he's so cool! You could like, fly around as him, and shoot things with his three heads! Uh...runner up is Sheba(GS 1&2), because she could go on an adventure to find out where she came from."
"Okay, now, as you know, or at least those of you that completed the second game. Doom Dragon is actually my dad and Jenna's parents. So once again, my dad will be recieving the award."
A round of applause sounded as Isaac's dad stood up from the crowd. He walked on to the stage, smiling proudly.
This time there were no questions, it was just give and recive the masterfully crafted Q-tip trophy. Kyle was pleased his son knew arts and crafts so well, but he didn't say anything. He wanted to get home. He was getting hungry.
Almost as quickly as he was on the stage, Kyle got off, and Isaac was ready to announce the next category.
"Next, we have the 'MOST INSANE VILLAIN' award. In a surprising twist, it was the Djinn(GS 1&2) who won! For uh...it says here, for looking so innocently cute, then turning around and attacking us... Well, yes, that is true. I thought they'd be nice all the time. Anyway, the runner up are the guys that guard the summons(GS 2).
Isaac braced himself for another Djinn swarm, but amazingly, it was only the 18 Venus Djinn who appeared.
"The Mercury Djinn didn't want to be swabbed up by the Q-tips, the Mars Djinn didn't want to burn the trophies, and the Jupiter Djinn didn't want to blow them away. So that's why it's just us," announced one of the Djinn, probably Flint.
"Oh...well... Yeah, that explains the lack of you little guys swarming the stage. Alright, take a trophy. ONE trophy though! I spent a lot of time on those!" Isaac said.
The Djinn exchanged glances. Then, the one that spoke before walked up, and grabbed a trophy in his mouth. All the Djinn disappeared into the ground at the same time.
Isaac counted the Q-tip trophies to make sure the Djinni didn't take an extra one.
"okay, seems they only took one this time. That leaves plenty for more awards. Okay, next category is.... Oh man, not this one... Okay, well, the next category is 'STUPIDEST DJINN NAME', and the winner is Eddy, the runner up being Luff. However, I think we'll just skip this one, because I honestly don't want to see the Djinn again for awhile."
Isaac ripped up the card he was reading from, and moved on to the next card.
"Next category," he said, "Is the 'BIGGEST KLUTZ' category. This one is actually a given. It's Garet(GS 1&2) for falling through my roof a few times, and other things that shall remain unmentioned. Runner up is that Lighthouse worker(GS 2) who tripped while running away from Alex. Yes, well, to save your time of walking up here Garet, I think I'll just leave a pile of your trophies on the stage here, because I have a feeling you will be getting a lot."
A loud "Woohoo!" could be heard coming from the crowd.
"Oh, and speaking of which, the next category you also won. Garet(GS 1&2) has won the award for the 'MOST LIKELY TO FAIL A TEST' category," said Isaac, taking another trophy off the cart and placing on the ground next to Garet's other trophy.
"The runner up for that category is Piers/Picard for his lack of knowledge of the world outside of Lemuria. Moving on..."
Isaac shuffled his cards around.
"Next category... Uh, well, this is odd. Never heard of this game before... Well, the next category is 'MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR IN THE NEXT SMASH BROTHERS GAME'. And for reasons unknown. I(GS 1&2) seem to have won... Alex (GS 1&2) took runner up because apparently the game takes the main good guys and bad guys from alot of games... Huh, how about that? Well, I won't take a trophy, because I made some extra ones for me and they're in the back right now... So, once again... Moving on," announced Isaac.
Isaac went through his cards again, apparently looking for a good category. He spent a few minutes doing this.
"Folks, I'm sorry to say, but I've run out of categories for now. I'll be uh...right back...with more..." Isaac said. Then he dropped all the cards he was holding on the ground, and once again, disappeared behind the curtains.
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[Overview]
Most Likely To Star In His/Her Own Game - Doom Dragon | Runner Up - Sheba
Most Insane Villain - Djinn | Runner Up - Guys Guarding the Summons
Stupidest Djinn Name - Eddy | Runner Up - Luff
Biggest Klutz - Garet | Runner Up - Lighthouse Worker
Most Likely To Fail A Test - Garet | Runner Up - Piers/Picard
Most Likely To Appear In The Next Smash Brothers Game - Isaac | Runner Up - Alex
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JokersSpecter: Well, for all of you out there in Golden Sun land who still haven't read it, I started a new humor/parody story that has actually created quite an impact. Chapter 1 recieved 27 reviews! Go me!
Anyway, if you go check it out, it's CRITICAL that you read the author's note before the chapter. It's VERY important. If you don't, then you won't understand what's going on.
And now, back to our regular story writing that won't drive me insane while writing it. ^^
(The new humor/parody story takes quite a lot of my sanity.)
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[Part Four - We return you to your regular program.]
About fourty minutes after Isaac had left the stage, he returned with a cart full of crude trophies that resemebled something along the lines of garbage. They appeared to be made purely from Q-tips. Still, they had the likeness of the others in the sense that they at least looked like the lighthouses.
"Yes...well, I won't leave you all hanging any more," said Isaac, "Although...you know...you aren't LITERALLY hanging, haha...yes, well. Jokes behind us. The next category is 'MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN HIS/HER OWN GAME'! And the winner actually kind of shocked me! The winner is... Doom Dragon(GS 2)! Why? Because he's so cool! You could like, fly around as him, and shoot things with his three heads! Uh...runner up is Sheba(GS 1&2), because she could go on an adventure to find out where she came from."
"Okay, now, as you know, or at least those of you that completed the second game. Doom Dragon is actually my dad and Jenna's parents. So once again, my dad will be recieving the award."
A round of applause sounded as Isaac's dad stood up from the crowd. He walked on to the stage, smiling proudly.
This time there were no questions, it was just give and recive the masterfully crafted Q-tip trophy. Kyle was pleased his son knew arts and crafts so well, but he didn't say anything. He wanted to get home. He was getting hungry.
Almost as quickly as he was on the stage, Kyle got off, and Isaac was ready to announce the next category.
"Next, we have the 'MOST INSANE VILLAIN' award. In a surprising twist, it was the Djinn(GS 1&2) who won! For uh...it says here, for looking so innocently cute, then turning around and attacking us... Well, yes, that is true. I thought they'd be nice all the time. Anyway, the runner up are the guys that guard the summons(GS 2).
Isaac braced himself for another Djinn swarm, but amazingly, it was only the 18 Venus Djinn who appeared.
"The Mercury Djinn didn't want to be swabbed up by the Q-tips, the Mars Djinn didn't want to burn the trophies, and the Jupiter Djinn didn't want to blow them away. So that's why it's just us," announced one of the Djinn, probably Flint.
"Oh...well... Yeah, that explains the lack of you little guys swarming the stage. Alright, take a trophy. ONE trophy though! I spent a lot of time on those!" Isaac said.
The Djinn exchanged glances. Then, the one that spoke before walked up, and grabbed a trophy in his mouth. All the Djinn disappeared into the ground at the same time.
Isaac counted the Q-tip trophies to make sure the Djinni didn't take an extra one.
"okay, seems they only took one this time. That leaves plenty for more awards. Okay, next category is.... Oh man, not this one... Okay, well, the next category is 'STUPIDEST DJINN NAME', and the winner is Eddy, the runner up being Luff. However, I think we'll just skip this one, because I honestly don't want to see the Djinn again for awhile."
Isaac ripped up the card he was reading from, and moved on to the next card.
"Next category," he said, "Is the 'BIGGEST KLUTZ' category. This one is actually a given. It's Garet(GS 1&2) for falling through my roof a few times, and other things that shall remain unmentioned. Runner up is that Lighthouse worker(GS 2) who tripped while running away from Alex. Yes, well, to save your time of walking up here Garet, I think I'll just leave a pile of your trophies on the stage here, because I have a feeling you will be getting a lot."
A loud "Woohoo!" could be heard coming from the crowd.
"Oh, and speaking of which, the next category you also won. Garet(GS 1&2) has won the award for the 'MOST LIKELY TO FAIL A TEST' category," said Isaac, taking another trophy off the cart and placing on the ground next to Garet's other trophy.
"The runner up for that category is Piers/Picard for his lack of knowledge of the world outside of Lemuria. Moving on..."
Isaac shuffled his cards around.
"Next category... Uh, well, this is odd. Never heard of this game before... Well, the next category is 'MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR IN THE NEXT SMASH BROTHERS GAME'. And for reasons unknown. I(GS 1&2) seem to have won... Alex (GS 1&2) took runner up because apparently the game takes the main good guys and bad guys from alot of games... Huh, how about that? Well, I won't take a trophy, because I made some extra ones for me and they're in the back right now... So, once again... Moving on," announced Isaac.
Isaac went through his cards again, apparently looking for a good category. He spent a few minutes doing this.
"Folks, I'm sorry to say, but I've run out of categories for now. I'll be uh...right back...with more..." Isaac said. Then he dropped all the cards he was holding on the ground, and once again, disappeared behind the curtains.
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[Overview]
Most Likely To Star In His/Her Own Game - Doom Dragon | Runner Up - Sheba
Most Insane Villain - Djinn | Runner Up - Guys Guarding the Summons
Stupidest Djinn Name - Eddy | Runner Up - Luff
Biggest Klutz - Garet | Runner Up - Lighthouse Worker
Most Likely To Fail A Test - Garet | Runner Up - Piers/Picard
Most Likely To Appear In The Next Smash Brothers Game - Isaac | Runner Up - Alex
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