DELAYED! Yep, that's the word. I was sick THREE WEEKS STRAIGHT! ;_; Oh well, I'm over it now.
I spent a LOT of my time watching Inuyasha CDs. I am so tempted to throw him in this twisted tale now…
Inuyasha: o_o *Runs*
Oops, shouldn't have said that. _ Ah well, I'll get him later. Anyway, homework also delayed me, and my other fic which most people don't care about, but I do. Yeah, I'm self advertising, and I'm dang proud of it! *Gets shot* X_X
The Coliseum ends now, which sucks. I liked writing this part. ;_; Ah well, it's not like this will be the last time here. ^_^
Whispering Hope: o_O O_o Now remind me what muses are supposed to do? _ And your welcome for the chocolate… _
Female-Yami/Yugi: Oh, did I ever mention I am an authoress? _ Well, you know now. And yes, that equation IS good.
Mr. Purple-cat: Beat up Yami? He's one of my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh characters! _ Well, as you will soon see, he is about to get another maniacal advantage. Joy.
Jen the stampede Motou: May I just call you Jen? _ And I can stop any darn time I want to. *Gets flattened with an anvil* …Ow… guess not. And what on earth is Squall talking about? *Throws sugar bag at you* Sugar is too good to keep out of!
Supersonic11: I'm glad you like the fic. Yes, I changed the rating, but in all honesty, I'm not sure WHAT rating it should be on. v_v I will change the chapter later if I keep it as a PG-13 fic. Oh, and don't you dare diss dinner plates! *Knocks out teachers with a dinner plate*
Dark Magic Attack: You'll never get them! *Locks tapes in safe* About your second comment… *Quickly fixes error* What do you mean I spelled Nintendo wrong? _
Krimson: Dictionary? o_o; Eep. But yeah, dinner plates just own as weapons. =P And Vash the Stampede? o_o; I never thought of it, but the description DOES match… it must be fate! My fic is telling me I must put Vash the Stampede in somewhere! OMG! _
*Chapter 16: My Light Has Vanished*
Last time, Hades somehow transported Cerberus to the Coliseum, and began killing Hercules! So what did our "heroes" do? They did what any sensible hero would do-they ran.
Phil: As much as I would like to see Hercules die, if you want to live, I suggest we do something about that dog.
Yugi: I don't see you charging into battle.
Phil: I don't see you doing that either.
Yugi: But I know I'm a coward. You, on the other hand, are trying to deny it.
Phil: Deny what? _ I'm not denying anything. I'm strong, and smart, and cool.
Yami: You're lying. It's friggen' hot in here! How can you be cool in a place without air conditioning?
Phil: Damn you and your great word skills! _
Ninja: *Appears* Technical Words no Jutsu! *Throws dictionary at Phil*
Phil: *Gets hit on the head, and is knocked out*
Yugi: The randomness, it hurts!
Ninja: Which is why he should be thankful I knocked him out… he is saved from the author's corny jokes.
Red: And you are still here?
Ninja: Good point. Ninja… AWAY! *Vanishes*
Everyone: …Right…
Link: *Hears screaming* Better him than us.
Cloud: So true.
Yugi: Aren't you supposed to save him? You are a hero.
Cloud: My first priority is staying alive. If I can save someone without harming myself, I'll do it.
Yami: Wise words.
Link: Since when would YOU save someone?
Yami: I wouldn't. That would require effort on my part.
Link: That quote is too good. You must have stolen it from someone.
Yami: Yes, I'm also a plagiarist. So sue me.
Link: *Sues and wins* Now hand over your most valuable item.
Yami: =/ *Hands over pink key ring* ;_;
Link: ^_^
Yugi: This is nice and everything, but… it's also boring. We need to advance the plot!
Red: Plot? What plot? This thing has a PLOT? What have you been smoking, and where can I get some?
Yugi: Marijuana, you can't have any, and you have a point. Either way, we have a killer dog breathing down our necks, and it isn't going to sit around waiting for us to finish talking.
*Outside*
Cerberus: *Looks at Hercules' mangled body while waiting patiently for the others to come outside*
*Inside*
Yami: Well, I have a plan. I just need to visit the grocery store. Be right back. *Runs off*
Cloud: …Ok…
Yami: *Runs in after about five minutes* Ok, I'm ready now.
Yugi: …Why did you leave?
Yami: You'll see soon.
Phil: *Wakes up* …NO! I was supposed to stay unconscious! Now I'm back in this nightmare! _
Yami: *Points and laughs*
Phil: Quiet you! You actually have to stay here for the whole fic, unlike me!
Yami: But unlike you, I get a cool weapon.
Phil: Well, yeah, but… I hate you!
Yami: You just realized this?
Phil: …No.
*They all walk outside, and see Cerberus, who is sitting, looking at Hercules*
Red: You do realize that we are screwed.
Cloud: I can kill him in one blow.
Yami: No way! This guy is going to be my pet killing machine.
Yugi: Maybe you could explain HOW you are going to get him to listen to you?
Yami: Simple, watch. *Walks over to Cerberus, and whistles* Here boy!
Cerberus: *Growls*
Yami: *Takes out box of dog biscuits*
Cerberus: O_O *Whines, and barks, drooling*
Yami: You can have these on one condition. You promise to be my loyal vassal afterwards.
Cerberus: *Barks, nodding all three heads*
Yami: Well, that was easy enough. *Throws Cerberus the whole box*
*Cerberus' three heads fight over the biscuits*
Link: …I'm not even going to comment.
Yugi: You just did.
Link: Besides this comment, and that one.
Red: My IQ has just dropped… by a lot, let me assure you.
Yami: Your IQ can be lower?
Red: -_-
Phil: Shouldn't you be helping Hercules?
Yugi: He's alive?
Phil: Yes.
Yami: Cool, then I can kill him!
Phil: No, you have to leave him alive! For some important reason. _
Yami: You're right. I'll leave him alive… but not you. Cerberus! This is your first command from your new master! Kill him!
Phil: o_o
Cerberus: *Licks chops*
Phil: Before I leave… you guys are all jr. heroes. For… stopping that beast from… killing everyone… yeah. *Runs, screaming*
Yami: I'm sure. Anyway… how am I going to get my pet onto the Gummy Ship?
Cerberus: v_v
Red: Teleport him to Traverse Town?
Yami: You can do that?
Red: If Cloud and I use our magic together, sure.
Yami: Then that'll do. No killing anyone yet Cerberus. Don't worry, I'll be back soon so we can do it together.
Cerberus: ^_^ *Is teleported away*
*The others are walking toward the Gummy Ship*
Yami: That takes care of that… so, Sky.
Cloud: The heck? My name is Cloud.
A random bird that is in hearing range: AHHHHHH! THE IDIOCY! IT'S TOO MUCH! *Slams headfirst into the ground, and dies*
Bird's Ghost: Yay! Freedom! *Flies to bird heaven* JOY! BLISS!
Yami: Whatever your name is… why on earth were you helping fire boy?
Cloud: I am looking for something. Hades promised to help.
Yugi: What is this… something?
Cloud: I fell into the darkness, and lost sight of my light, because my damn flashlight batteries died!
Link: GASP.
Cloud: I knew I should have bought Energizer! _
Yami: So, did Hades help you?
Cloud: He betrayed me! So now I'm still stuck with a useless hunk of plastic! And the light bulb.
Yugi: That's unforgivable! I'll have to defeat him in a duel! Don't worry! I'll get your batteries!
Hercules: Just act dead, just act dead, it'll be over soon… so I can be free from this place!
*At door*
Cloud: I'm staying here for a while. When I see Hades again, I'll kill him, and get those batteries. Anyway, later.
Everyone but Yami: Bye.
Yami: *As he watches Cloud leave* I need to do something. Get the ship ready, I'll be right back. *Runs after him. They are soon out of sight*
Link: I get a bad feeling about this.
Red: I get a worse feeling. Because now we have to be in the ship again!
_
Link: Yep! ^_^
*Link starts the ship, and waits for Yami. Suddenly, Yami runs into view, and jumps into the ship*
Yami: No time to waste. Let's go!
Link: …Uh, ok. *Flies away from the Coliseum* So what was that about?
Yami: I have a new, cool weapon.
Yugi: *Slaps hand over his eyes* Oh no…
Yami: *Shows everyone Buster Sword* Oh yes! =)
Red: -_- Cloud's going to skin you alive.
Yami: *Shrugs* He can't do much without his sword. _
*In the Coliseum*
Cloud: Urge to kill… rising.
*Further in the Coliseum*
Hades: NOOOOOO! My perfect plan FAILED! DARN YOU RANDOMNESS! I WILL WIN!
Maleficent: Why is this my first appearance in the fic? I should have shown up three chapters ago! =/ Anyway… why are you talking to yourself?
Hades: Aw shut up. I don't see YOU killing them!
Maleficent: Because I'm lazy, so I send lackeys to do my work. Anyway, I'm off. *Teleports away*
*Even further in the Coliseum*
Phil: *Pants heavily* I lived! Yayness!
*EVEN FURTHER in the Coliseum*
Hercules: I'm still alive! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*In Traverse Town*
Cid: I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE LAST TEN ******* CHAPTERS!
I just added that comment. Happy?
Cid: No! I want to be in the plot!
Too bad.
*Further in Traverse Town*
Squ… er, Leon: I am going to KILL that bastard. I just need to find a way to follow him… *Notices portal opening above* What the…
*Cerberus lands on him*
Voice from underneath Cerberus: Ow…
*In the North Pole*
Santa Claus: I'm already out of this fic!
My apologies.
*In Wonderland*
Cheshire Cat: Why did you come here? The chapter is over.
Oh. Right.
To be continued…
