Chapter 13

The Greatest Story Ever Told

I was so sick of all the bidness with Lisa an the truckin job an the grapefruits that I just decided I'd stay in Albuquerque for good. Let me tell you this: Albuquerque ain't no fun at all. I didn't do nothin the whole time I was there. It was real borin. I just kinda sat on my butt doin nothin for four whole years. What a waste of time!

Bout the only thing I did was I startid collectin these Pokemon cards. They is kinda like baseball cards, except instead of baseball players, they has got all these strange little animals on them with some stupid Japineese writin. I has collected bout 127 of them cards, like Squirtle an Bulbusaur an Pikachu an Zaptos an Charmeleon an Mr. Mime an Crabby an Slowking an Elekid an Ponyta an bout a billion others.

Yup. That's bout the only thing what happened in the whole four years. Oh yeah, an I went to see this movie bout Pokemon. I have to say, that's bout the greatest story I've ever heard told!