I'm really sorry about delays. I just got so carried away with my other fic… ^_^;;;

Ugh. I hate the jungle. Oh well, it needs to be taken care of.

Anime-Blade: Yay! Someone else thinks this is stupid and funny! _

Female-Yami/Yugi: I need to put a disclaimer, so I'll do so now: Any injuries you acquire when reading this fic is not my fault. _

Whispering Hope: Odd is an understatement. _ And… um, thanks for the batteries?

LunaticChaos: Nooooo! I copyrighted the name Randomness! v_v

Supersonic11: I'm officially scared.

Cute lil Yami: Thanks for the compliments. ^_^

Jen the stampede Motou: …Not going to ask… _

clouds are yummy: …Interesting username. =P Sora might be in this, or he might not. You'll have to keep reading to find out!

Ok, two more Heartless profiles!

Powderwild: Weird, blue monkey Heartless that slide all over the place. Their claws are quite painful to experience, and they move fast enough to be quite an annoyance.

Bouncywild:  These things… are weird. They look like monkeys too, but with a pink bow in their hair, it seems more female. They throw projectiles that appear to be rocks, and also leave banana peels lying around… don't even ask. _

Now, let's begin the chapter!

*Chapter 17: What Language Are We Speaking?*

Since it as been forever and a week since an update has come, here's what happened last time. Cerberus was tamed and is now in Traverse Town, and Cloud is left without a Buster Sword. Where will our 'hero's' go now?

Cloud: Hopefully back here, so I can kill that son of a…

Quit acting so vulgar-that's Cid's job.

Cid: HEY!

Don't try to deny it. But enough of this-back to the Gummi Ship.

*Two hours after leaving*

Link: Hey! I finally found the new world!

Everyone else: REALLY?!

Link: April Fools!

Yugi: You're one day late.

Link: Aw shut up. It's not MY fault the author was too lazy to update yesterday!

Yami: Actually, it is all your fault. Since you just happened to cut off her internet connection in some completely ridiculous manner, she couldn't update.

Link: …Then how do you explain THAT? *Points at update in other fic*

Yami: Well, you have a point… ok, it's still your fault, because I say so.

Link: Should have known you would say something like that. You hate everything, and everyone, don't you?

Yami: Nah. I love myself. And my Gunblade and Buster Sword.

Link: I'm not going there. *Looks out of the window* Whoa my gosh! The world!

Yugi: We're not falling for that again.

Link: No, really! Look! *Points at world with a bunch of trees, a waterfall, and a huge tree house with a row boat held in midair by ropes*

Yugi: A jungle? But bugs scare me. ;_;

Link: Is there anything that doesn't? Anyway, we need to be careful landing. Everyone shut up, so I can concentrate.

Yugi: *Looks at control panel* Hey, what does that big, red button that says 'Don't Push' do?

Link: It blows up the entire ship. Don't push it.

Yami: Hm… *Pushes it* Whoops, slip of the hand.

*The entire ship blows up*

Yugi: Why must my alter-ego always want to cause destruction? *Crashes through tree house roof* OW! That hurt, dang it! Ok, for some reason, I get the feeling I'm being watched. Wonder why.

*Leopard jumps down from roof and lunges and Yugi*

Yugi: This'll be easy! *Brings up Keyblade to defend himself*

Leopard: …-_- *Grabs Keyblade in teeth and throws it aside*

Yugi: Well, I'm screwed.

*A spear-wielding guy leaps down and punches the leopard. With a whimper, it jumps through a window. From outside, they hear…*

Leopard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (Translation: OW! I'M BLEEDING AND DYING! JUMPING THROUGH WINDOWS IS NOT SMART! WHY DID I DO THAT?! YEOW!)

*Leopard jumps off the tree the tree house is on*

Yugi: Hm… I wonder what he was saying. *Turns to other guy* Thanks for saving me. Who are you?

Spear-wielding guy: Ymay amenay isway Tarzan. Iway inkthay at'sthay owhay ouyay

aysay itway inway Englishway. (Translation: My name is Tarzan. I think that's how you say it in English.)

Yugi: …What the heck is this guy saying? Ok, just tell me your name.

Tarzan: …Tarzan?

Yugi: Ok, Tarzan. You people have the weirdest names… then again, Yugi isn't exactly the coolest name ever. It just means game, or some junk like that. Ah well. Tarzan, have you by any chance seen a psycho that looks like me, a red cat-dog thing with a tail on fire, and a boy who wears green?

Tarzan: Away intway, away atcay-ogday, andway away eprechaunlay? Openay. (Translation: A twin, a cat-dog, and a leprechaun? Nope.)

Yugi: ARGH! JUST ANSWER YES OR NO!

Tarzan: …Yesno?

Yugi: …I give up. *Leaves cabin*

Tarzan: Atthay id'skay eirdway. (Translation: That kid's weird.) *Follows*

*****

*Elsewhere, in a thicket of bamboo*

Link: Ok, when I get my hands on Yami, I'm going to throttle him! That moron!

Red: What's the big deal? We're only marooned on some strange jungle that might contain rabid monkeys that have poisonous teeth.

Bouncywild: Aw shoot. They caught me! But one day, I shall strike from the darkness, for I am…

Ninja: That's MY job! *Kills the Bouncywild with a throwing star* Stealth and silence- I'm so awesome.

Red: You know, we saw that whole show.

Ninja: But I'm supposed to be invisible. Oh well. Ninja AWAY! *Vanishes*

Link: I'll never figure that guy out.

Red: Same here. *Looks around and comes face to face with a gorilla* Um… hi?

Gorilla: O_O *Runs away*

Link: I don't blame it, after seeing your face that close up!

Red: -_- *Sees a colored block* Hey look… isn't that a Gummi piece?

Link: Probably one of the pieces of the blown-up Gummi ship.

Red: WHY did you install a self-destruct button?

Link: I didn't-it came that way.

Red: Lucky us.

*A man suddenly steps out of the bamboo, carrying a rifle*

Man: …Where did these weirdos come from? Whoa! That red thing's fur must be worth a lot! Forget the gorillas-I'm skinning him! Or I could just be even eviler and just take both. Yeah, that's better.

*****

*Elsewhere, in the campsite, a woman in a yellow dress is doing an experiment*

Woman: Ok, I put a Potion into this pot and ice it, it should become two Ethers. What kind of screwed up logic is this? But if it works, I'm game. *Stirs up the creation and pours it into a bottle* …It's still just a Potion. *Sets cookbook on fire* I knew I couldn't trust Martha Stewart, after she got arrested!

*She goes into her tent, and comes back out with a projector*

Woman: I'm taking slides of this messed up experiment. Then I can sue Martha Stewart and get a ton of money, even though she's already in jail.

*She walks over to the other side of the camp to find a new slide. As she does so, Yami comes flying down from the sky and crashes into her projector, breaking it*

Woman: …You owe me $500.

Yami: Damn it.

*****
*In the jungle*

Yugi: Which way are we supposed to go now?

Tarzan: *Grabs Yugi's arm and pulls him into a tree stump. They land on a branch and began to tree-surf*

Yugi: Whoa! What's going on?! I'm not good at things like this you know!

Tarzan: Ownay ouyay elltay emay... (Translation: Now you tell me...)

*Yugi falls off the branch. With a sigh, Tarzan follows*

*****

*Back at the campsite, the revolver-carrying man walks in, with Link and Red*

Yami: Aw man. You guys lived?

Link: Yes, no thanks to you! You're going to be begging for death when I'm done with you!

*The argument is slightly distracted when Yugi comes flying down, crashing into the tent*

Woman: Not again… you owe me $1000.

Yugi: ;_; Yes ma'am.

*Tarzan comes leaping down*

Woman: Tarzan! You found this kid?

Tarzan: Esyay. (Translation: Yes)

Woman: I see.

Yami: Who are all of you?

Woman: I'm Jane, the one with the rifle and the stupid mustache is Clayton…

Clayton: I'm insulted. Really, I am.

Jane: And the other guy is Tarzan.

Yugi: I can't understand a word he says.

Jane: That's because he speaks in Pig Latin.

Yugi: …Pig Latin?

Link: Now I've seen it all.

Jane: He was abandoned in this jungle when his parents were killed, and grew up with the gorillas. For some weird reason, instead of learning gorilla, he learned Pig Latin.

Red: Go figure.

Jane: Wow, even your cat speaks English.

Red: I'm not a cat! And I'm African.

Yugi: I'm Japanese.

Yami: I'm Egyptian.

Link: I'm Australian.

Yami: What the hell?

Link: _

Jane: I'm French, as is Clayton.

Gorilla: I'm Portuguese.

Clayton: That's nice… whoa, a gorilla!

Gorilla: Whoops, busted. *Runs away*

Clayton: v_v

Link: Well, we have to go and find the pieces to our blown up ship. See you all later.

Jane: You all still owe me $1500.

Yami: Send the bill to Cid. He will pay for it.

Jane: Alright, will do.

*They go to the lagoon and see a ton of hippos*

Yugi: How are we supposed to cross this?

Red: By jumping. *Jumps over the backs of the hippos*

Link: I've been in so many levels where jumping is essential, this'll be easy. *Jumps across them all*

Yami: *Jumps across* Simple.

Yugi: *Attempts to get across, but a hippo ducks underwater, causing him to fall overboard*

Link: This could take awhile…

*After a half hour*

Yugi: I'm finally here! *Wrings out hair*

Link: About time. *Puts away Gameboy SP* I beat the Elite Four three times, you took long.
*They climb up to the tree house, and inside find more Gummi ship pieces*

Link: I'm no master at building Gummi ships, but I can put it together to last us until we get to Traverse Town.

Red: I don't like the sound of that.

*After three hours, Link is finally done… or so it seems*

Link: Argh! We're missing a piece! Let's go back to the jungle, it must be down there.

*They go down, and when they arrive at camp, see Clayton with a smoking rifle*

Jane: Oh my gosh! You're trying to kill the gorillas? You evil man!

Yugi: Well, of course he's evil. That mustache and cheesy grin give it away instantly.

Clayton: Can it, brat! I'll get all of you, yes, and your little dog too!

Red: I resent that.

*Clayton flees into the jungle*

Link: Might as well follow.

*They arrive in the bamboo thicket, where the leopard is back*

Tarzan: Sabor!

Yugi: So that's his name?

Sabor: Mrow! (Translation: I'll kill you all!)

Yami: Hey… I wonder if I can persuade him to become my vassal?

Tarzan: Ouyay illedkay ymay arentspay. I'llway illkay ouyay. (Translation: You killed my parents. I'll kill you.) *Stabs Sabor*

Sabor: MEEOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Translation: THE PAIN!) *Dies*

Yami: Damn.

*They go farther, and see Clayton about to shoot a herd of gorillas*

Yugi: Uh oh… they're in trouble.

Red: *Turns to Tarzan* Aren't you going to save them?

Tarzan: Ewscray ethay orillasgay, atthay uygay ashay away ungay! (Translation: Screw the gorillas, that guy has a gun!)

Red: *Looks in Pig Latin translation book* Ah, good point.

Gorilla Leader, Kerchak: Why the heck are we cowering in front of this loser?

Random Gorilla: No idea.

Kerchak: CHARGE! *They all run at Clayton*

Clayton: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK! STAMPEDE!

Vash the Stampede: Someone call me? *Sees gorillas about to flatten Clayton* Oh. No reason to stay here.

Red: *Gets idea* Um… hey, that guy carrying the rifle has… doughnuts, yeah!

Vash: …Really? *Shoots Clayton and steals the doughnuts* Thanks guys! *Runs off*

Yami: _ Drat. I was hoping I could get those.

Yugi: Well, at least Clayton is dead.

Kerchak: Darn it. So much for slaughtering him. *The gorillas leave*

Link: Some gentle giants. -_-;

Clayton: *Gets up with a bloody arm* I'm still alive!

Red: How the heck did you live?

Clayton: It's magic! Or he just aimed badly. Probably the latter. _ *Suddenly floats in midair* Now I'm going to ride my giant invisible iguana of doom and kill you all!

Chameleon: I'm a chameleon, dumbass. And I'm a Heartless-a Stealth Sneak to be exact. I can blend in with the surroundings.

Clayton: Whatever. Kill them all!

Yami: *Takes out his Gunblade and sets Clayton on fire*

Clayton: YEOW! HOT!!!

*The fire spreads to Stealth Sneak, killing it. Clayton jumps off and runs around, trying to put out the fire, only to get flattened by Stealth Sneak's burning carcass*

Link: Well, that was easy.

Red: Let's keep looking for that Gummi piece now.

*They go into a waterfall cavern and after about an hour finally manage to make it to the top*

Yami: You're as weak as ever, Yugi.

Yugi: v_v Quiet you.

*They go into the main cavern*

Link: HOW did this Gummi piece get here?

Tarzan: Isthay isway ymay omehay. Iway ooktay itway erehay otay eatway aterlay-itway ookslay ikelay andycay. (Translation:This is my home. I took it here to eat later-it looks like candy.)

Everyone else: -_-;;;

Yugi: Whoa! My Keyblade is glowing! *Points it at rock wall*

*A keyhole becomes visible, and is sealed by a beam of light that comes from the Keyblade. Another Gummi piece falls out*

Link: I'm not even going to ask. *Picks up other piece*

To be continued…