Harry Potter and the Evil Book (a.k.a. the laptop)

Rated: PG :)


Chapter 1. The First Encounter.


Harry Potter: Hi my name is Harry Potter. XP (fades
away)
The Evil Book: Hi, I am Tom Riddle. (fades away)
Harry Potter: I thought u were in a book, how did u
get onto the laptop? (fades away)
The Evil Book: Oh...Didn't realize that. Maybe cuz I'm
Lord Voldemort. Oops!!!]
Harry Potter: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not
screaming cuz ur Lord Voldemort. I'm
screaming cuz u moved to the laptop. (fades away)
The Evil Book: o...k... anyway, die Harry
potter!!! Come here u stupid basilisk!! (fades away)
Harry Potter: Oh yeah? I have Barney on my side!!!
He's more powerful than that stupid basilisk
thingamabob. XP (fades away)
The Evil Book: Errr... Ur stoopid. (trying to change
the subject,) so, who do u like? Hermione Granger?
(fades away)
Harry Potter: No u stoopid idiot, I like Ron. (fades
away)
Th3 3vil Book: (acting like Hermione) ur sooo
stupid. I meant which GIRL do u like? (fades away)
Harry Potter: I'm gay now!!! I gave up on Cho
Chang. Girls are too hard to get. Boy's r easier. (fades
away)
Th3 3vil Book: I, Tom Riddle, shall now end this
conversation, with a poof! (POOF!!!!) (fades away)

Harry Potter: Mmm...peanut butter... (fades away) *closes
book and goes off to find a jar of peanut butter to
rub all over Ron's face)
THE END

Read the next chapter to explain this weird one. REVIEW, and please...no flames...we know it's hard to understand but it will be explained in the next chap. :D

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Author's note: Harry Potter was Jade(from Jackie Chan, the grown up version of her)
And The Evil book was Legolas/Inu
Yasha(one person)

Jade: I doubt whether Harry Potter was really gay...but
u have to wonder...he's TOO close to Ron.

Legolas/Inuyasha: Oh just shut up and stop being all
weirdo and stuff. Bai ppls!!! :)

We'll be writing the next chapter shortly, so bear with us.