Ch 2.
The Truth.
-After Harry finished what he did with the peanut
butter, he told Ron and Hermione what had happened
with the laptop. "U told him that u were gay and that
ur partner was Ron?!" Hermione exclaimed, "I thought
u were going out with Cho Chang." -
-"I am." -
-"Then why did u tell him that?" -
-"I was in a hyper mood." -
Excuse me, but the authors would like to add their
commentary to the story:
Jade: What's wrong with Ron?
Leggie/Inu: I dunno... maybe he's "stunned" by Harry's
response to the laptop..."
-"No he isn't" Harry replied to the commentary, "Ur
not stunned r u Ron?" -
-"Ehhrrrrrrrr....." Ron mumbled as he drooled with
nothingness in his eyes string of into space. -
Jade: I think he likes u Harry.
Leggie/Inu: yea, maybe he's staring at you with
admiration
Jade: I can see the new Harry Potter book...Harry
Potter and his new girlfriend...oops...I mean
boyfriend.
Leggie/Inu: Yea, I know, isn't it wonderful? Harry has
his dream boyfriend....
-"Shut up." growled Harry. Ron was all red mainly
because of the "boyfriend" comments. Ron all of the
sudden exclaimed, "No, I like Hermione." -
-"What!!!!" exclaimed Hermione, "U know I like Viktor!! -
-"Huh????" said Ron, "But I Like you!!!" -
Jade: Oooh...love triangle...
Leggie/Inu: I know... Young love is wunderful isn't it?
especially when two guys like one girl.....
-Ron looked as if he was gonna kill the
commentary...Harry was laughing like a maniac when he
expressed Voldemort's thoughts and rolling on the
floor. Needless to say...he accidentally rolled down
the stairs. Hermione had...well...fainted... -
-"Ron, (laugh) will you (laugh) help me (laugh) down
here (laugh) please?!!" Harry said in a hysterical
laughing voice. -
-Just as Ron was walking down the stairs... -
Jade: I wonder whether Gandalf went to Hogwarts?
Leggie/Inu: You're an idiot Jade...Gandalf is from a
completely different story u freak!
Jade: It's not my fault!!! After Harry told the evil
laptop...or book...that he was gay, anything's
possible.
-"Harry, do you think Hermione likes me?" -
-"No, she likes Viktor..." -
-"I know this sounds crazy, but do YOU like me?" -
-"......................................." -
Jade: *cough* *cough* no *cough* *cough* he's going out
with Cho *cough* *cough*
Leggie/Inu: I know, but what if Harry IS really gay?
Jade: Then the world is doomed idiot...no one would
want to read a story about a wizard boy with a
scar on his head, who survived from Lord
Voldemort when he was a baby that, that turned
gay all of the sudden?!
-"Errm, Ron? Did I just hear wut I thought I just
heard?" -
-"Errr, yea u just did..." -
-"Uuummmmmmm, Ron, you just read my mind..." -
Jade: Are u two ignoring us?!!!!
-"Err, no, it's just that u guys are annoying us..." -
Jade: That's the job of the commentary idiots!!! Or
did u not read Blade and Skye's story Truth or
Dare?
-"Yea right, wutever..." -
-"Anyway, Harry, so DO you like me?" -
-"As a friend yea..." -
-"No, I mean, LIKE LIKE me..." -
Jade: Excuse me...I need to go puke.
Leggie/Inu: yo tambien... (me too)
-Jade and Leggie/Inu run into the girl's
bathroom...minutes later there is the beautiful sound
of two people puking. -
Jade: Beautiful sound?
-"UUUmmmm, Ron, I think I am gay... cuz I think I do
like you..." -
-"What about Cho?" -
-"Ooohhhh, I think I'll just dump her..." -
-Jade all of the sudden appears in disgust and
performs Kung Fu on both Harry and Ron. Both go
unconscious.-
Jade: That's that.
Leggie/Inu: (coming out with a green face) did I miss
anything....?
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See our next chapter and find out what happens with this new couple...and
see whether their is more talking with the evil book a.k.a.
laptop. We're going to write the next chapter over e-mail...so it might
take a while. Please bear with us. BIBI!! REVIEW (and no please
flames)!!!!
