Warning: This contains many spoilers for both games. If you haven't played one of them or both, I suggest skipping this story if you don't want to know what happens in the game.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
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JokersSpecter: Yes, well, this chapter will be...um...different. It will also be, by far, the shortest chapter in this story. I'm hoping I can update this again within two or three days, that is...unless I don't get a lot of time on my hands. Homework and sleep may stop me from updating when I plan on it.
Let's hope for the best, shall we?
Enjoy!
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[Part Seven - Huh...wait, so who do we give the trophies to? Wha? There are no trophies?]
Jenna marched up to the microphone, holding the stack of cards in her hands like they were fragile objects...or Q-Tip Trophies. Y'know...cause those are fragile too...
"Okay, now...the categories I've come up with are...well, they're very different from what we've been hearing previously. My categories are...well...how do I put this..." said Jenna, putting her finger under her chin.
"Um..well...I guess they're pointless... Yeah, no trophies required... Well, I'll just start reading them off to give you an example. Are you ready?" she asked.
There was a resounding "yes" throughout the audience. Clearly, the people wanted to hurry up with the program.
"Well, okay then! I actually think this will be more effective with an overhead. So, I'll be back in ten seconds!" said Jenna, smiling to the audience. The audience simply glared back.
Jenna quickly ran behind the curtains. A few seconds later, she returned with a machine...the "overhead" as she called it. She plugged the machine in, and turned it on. Next, she lowered the large screen that Isaac had previously used to show his introduction movie. The one with Garet singing and dancing.
"Alrighty, now this way will be MUCH easier for all of us. Unless you're blind that is..." Jenna said, putting her hand on the overhead.
In the audience, somebody groaned. Apparently a blind person had found his way in...
"If you ARE blind, then have someone next to you read off what it says..." said Jenna quickly. "Okay," she continued, "Now I'll go ahead and put the card on the overhead here...and there! Read the first 'Jenna Award'"!
This is what showed up on the screen:
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BIGGEST REASON TO GIVE UP PLAYING GOLDEN SUN: They talk far too much....
Reason: Well, don't YOU think the speech sequences are a little too long?
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Runner up: Trying to find that last Djinni...
Reason: They can be anywhere! Argh!!!!
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Jenna turned to look at the audience. The audience lifted their heads to look at the screen. Jenna was smiling, the audience wasn't.
"Isn't that great?" asked Jenna. "This way, we get the amusement, without the annoyance of giving out the trophies!"
A few people in the audience agreed with what she was saying (that is...the people who weren't destined to win a trophy...) while some others thought she was nuts.
"Wait, so we don't get anymore trophies??" asked Garet loudly.
"Nope. No more trophies. At least, not until Isaac returns...." said Jenna.
Before anybody else could say anything, Jenna switched the cards on the overhead. The next card showed this:
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BIGGEST REASON TO KEEP PLAYING GOLDEN SUN: Deep, engaging, beautiful story with awesome graphics to top it off.
Reason: It keeps your eyes glued to the screen.
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Runner up: Fun Characters that people can relate to.
Reason: Jenna's the coolest.
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Jenna smiled at the last line. It was the most pefect line ever. Nothing could top it off.
"Okay, well. With those two examples aside...what do you people think?" asked Jenna, turning to look at the audience once again.
Garet was the first to speak. "I think it's stupid. I want more trophies," he said, standing up. He already had quite a few trophies. A few people nodded in agreement with what he had said.
Jenna sighed. "Garet, it's up to Isaac to provide the trophies. He's not here, so I'm filling in the best way I can think of... With more awards that aren't...actually...y'know...awards."
"I agree with your tactic Jenna...but, perhaps if you told us when Isaac would be returning, we'd be more at ease..." said Kraden.
"Well, to tell the truth, I don't know when he'll be back. He just said he's working on something that was important, and that I should stay here and keep you guys occupied with my own categories. He never said I had to give out trophies...or make the categories have winners," Jenna said.
Holding up another card, Jenna replaced it with the current one showing on the screen. "Now, back to the 'Jenna Awards'! Aren't they just awesome?"
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BEST WEAPON: Sol Blade.
Reason: Dude...how else are you gonna play baseball in that game? Especially when the ball is a flaming meteor type thing.
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Runner Up: Wooden Stick.
Reason: It's a classic.
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"Ah yes, my old wooden stick.. I remember that... Good times...good times." said Jenna to nobody in particular. "Hmmm, now what's the next one I should do?" Jenna searched through her cards. About a third of the way through, she selected one. "Here's a good one."
She quickly switched the cards, dropping the older ones on the floor.
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MOST HEROIC MOMENT: Beating the Doom Dragon. (3 headed dragon, Last boss for Golden Sun 2)
Reason: It just feels great.
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Runner Up: Beating the Fusion Dragon. (2 headed dragon, last boss for Golden Sun 1)
Reason: It just feels nice.
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Jenna turned around to the audience, half expecting them to be grinning like little kids. Some of them were smiling, but most had blank expressions.
"Well, this is shaping up to be a fun day!" exclaimed Jenna.
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[Overview]
Uhhh, no trophies were given out, so this section doesn't need to be filled.
Maybe when Isaac returns, we'll bring it back. Until then, this section will be scrapped...
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JokersSpecter: Ah yes, there, you have the gist of the "Jenna Awards" now. Next chapter will feature quite a lot. This is where suggestions will come in handy! ^^
Uh, oh yeah. I'm putting up a new fic.. It's a parody of the Wizard of Oz, so go read it. I have great plans for it. ^^;
Review!
JokersSpecter@hotmail.com - E-mail me for whatever or add me to MSN messenger to talk to me about stuff.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
JokersSpecter: Yes, well, this chapter will be...um...different. It will also be, by far, the shortest chapter in this story. I'm hoping I can update this again within two or three days, that is...unless I don't get a lot of time on my hands. Homework and sleep may stop me from updating when I plan on it.
Let's hope for the best, shall we?
Enjoy!
:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:
[Part Seven - Huh...wait, so who do we give the trophies to? Wha? There are no trophies?]
Jenna marched up to the microphone, holding the stack of cards in her hands like they were fragile objects...or Q-Tip Trophies. Y'know...cause those are fragile too...
"Okay, now...the categories I've come up with are...well, they're very different from what we've been hearing previously. My categories are...well...how do I put this..." said Jenna, putting her finger under her chin.
"Um..well...I guess they're pointless... Yeah, no trophies required... Well, I'll just start reading them off to give you an example. Are you ready?" she asked.
There was a resounding "yes" throughout the audience. Clearly, the people wanted to hurry up with the program.
"Well, okay then! I actually think this will be more effective with an overhead. So, I'll be back in ten seconds!" said Jenna, smiling to the audience. The audience simply glared back.
Jenna quickly ran behind the curtains. A few seconds later, she returned with a machine...the "overhead" as she called it. She plugged the machine in, and turned it on. Next, she lowered the large screen that Isaac had previously used to show his introduction movie. The one with Garet singing and dancing.
"Alrighty, now this way will be MUCH easier for all of us. Unless you're blind that is..." Jenna said, putting her hand on the overhead.
In the audience, somebody groaned. Apparently a blind person had found his way in...
"If you ARE blind, then have someone next to you read off what it says..." said Jenna quickly. "Okay," she continued, "Now I'll go ahead and put the card on the overhead here...and there! Read the first 'Jenna Award'"!
This is what showed up on the screen:
_________
BIGGEST REASON TO GIVE UP PLAYING GOLDEN SUN: They talk far too much....
Reason: Well, don't YOU think the speech sequences are a little too long?
-
Runner up: Trying to find that last Djinni...
Reason: They can be anywhere! Argh!!!!
_________
Jenna turned to look at the audience. The audience lifted their heads to look at the screen. Jenna was smiling, the audience wasn't.
"Isn't that great?" asked Jenna. "This way, we get the amusement, without the annoyance of giving out the trophies!"
A few people in the audience agreed with what she was saying (that is...the people who weren't destined to win a trophy...) while some others thought she was nuts.
"Wait, so we don't get anymore trophies??" asked Garet loudly.
"Nope. No more trophies. At least, not until Isaac returns...." said Jenna.
Before anybody else could say anything, Jenna switched the cards on the overhead. The next card showed this:
_________
BIGGEST REASON TO KEEP PLAYING GOLDEN SUN: Deep, engaging, beautiful story with awesome graphics to top it off.
Reason: It keeps your eyes glued to the screen.
-
Runner up: Fun Characters that people can relate to.
Reason: Jenna's the coolest.
_________
Jenna smiled at the last line. It was the most pefect line ever. Nothing could top it off.
"Okay, well. With those two examples aside...what do you people think?" asked Jenna, turning to look at the audience once again.
Garet was the first to speak. "I think it's stupid. I want more trophies," he said, standing up. He already had quite a few trophies. A few people nodded in agreement with what he had said.
Jenna sighed. "Garet, it's up to Isaac to provide the trophies. He's not here, so I'm filling in the best way I can think of... With more awards that aren't...actually...y'know...awards."
"I agree with your tactic Jenna...but, perhaps if you told us when Isaac would be returning, we'd be more at ease..." said Kraden.
"Well, to tell the truth, I don't know when he'll be back. He just said he's working on something that was important, and that I should stay here and keep you guys occupied with my own categories. He never said I had to give out trophies...or make the categories have winners," Jenna said.
Holding up another card, Jenna replaced it with the current one showing on the screen. "Now, back to the 'Jenna Awards'! Aren't they just awesome?"
_________
BEST WEAPON: Sol Blade.
Reason: Dude...how else are you gonna play baseball in that game? Especially when the ball is a flaming meteor type thing.
-
Runner Up: Wooden Stick.
Reason: It's a classic.
_________
"Ah yes, my old wooden stick.. I remember that... Good times...good times." said Jenna to nobody in particular. "Hmmm, now what's the next one I should do?" Jenna searched through her cards. About a third of the way through, she selected one. "Here's a good one."
She quickly switched the cards, dropping the older ones on the floor.
_________
MOST HEROIC MOMENT: Beating the Doom Dragon. (3 headed dragon, Last boss for Golden Sun 2)
Reason: It just feels great.
-
Runner Up: Beating the Fusion Dragon. (2 headed dragon, last boss for Golden Sun 1)
Reason: It just feels nice.
_________
Jenna turned around to the audience, half expecting them to be grinning like little kids. Some of them were smiling, but most had blank expressions.
"Well, this is shaping up to be a fun day!" exclaimed Jenna.
:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:
[Overview]
Uhhh, no trophies were given out, so this section doesn't need to be filled.
Maybe when Isaac returns, we'll bring it back. Until then, this section will be scrapped...
:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:
JokersSpecter: Ah yes, there, you have the gist of the "Jenna Awards" now. Next chapter will feature quite a lot. This is where suggestions will come in handy! ^^
Uh, oh yeah. I'm putting up a new fic.. It's a parody of the Wizard of Oz, so go read it. I have great plans for it. ^^;
Review!
JokersSpecter@hotmail.com - E-mail me for whatever or add me to MSN messenger to talk to me about stuff.
