Ch. 3 Disgusting Revelations.

- A couple weeks later -

-"Ron..." -

-"Yes Harry?" -

-"I was wondering whether..." -

-"Yes.." -

Jade and Leggie/Inu: That u want to break up with him?

- Jade and Leggie/Inu all of the sudden appeared out of nowhere. -

- "Why are u two here?" Harry asked. -

Jade: To bother u.

Leggie/Inu: Duh?

-"Shoot!" Harry thought. -

-"Really Harry, u want to break up with me?" Ron asked. -

-"Yeah...Ron is that ok?"-

-"Sure."-

-"Really?"-

-"Really."

-"Why might I ask?" -

-"Harry...I like someone else now."-

-"Wow, same here."-

-"So that's it right?"-

-"Yeah."-

-So, Harry and Ron broke up...later that day, Harry talked with the evil book. -

-Harry: "Uhhmm, Evil Book?" -

-The Evil Book: "Wat." the Evil Book said in an annoying voice. -

-Harry: (quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean) "I apologize for seeming so forward, must I

must speak my mind. I wish to acquire a marriage to a fine woma- I mean book."

-The Evil Book: "And what does this have to do with me!?" -

-Harry: "I love you........" -

-The Evil Book: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -

-Harry starts to chase the Evil Book around the Great Hall, while kissing the air, making it obvious that he wanted to smooch the Evil Book. (Romantic music starts playing in the background ^.^) -

-The Evil Book: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -

-Harry: I looooooooooove you!" in a sing-song voice -

-Finally, he caught the Evil Book and started to smooch it with slobbery kisses. (ewww) -

-Meanwhile in the Gryffindor common room-

-"What's that?"-

Leggie/Inu: None of your business Ron.

-" I want to know."-

Jade: We're doing Geometry. We're studying for a Geometry test.

-"What's geometry?"

Leggie/Inu: None of your business.

-"I want to know."-

Jade: Something.

-"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

-Both Leggie/Inu and Jade threw their geometry notebooks at Ron, but Ron dodged it. He then picked up the geometry books and started reading them.-

-"What's this a2 + b2 = c2? Alphabet soup?"-

Jade: No, Pythagorean Theorem.

-"What's that?"

Leggie/Inu: Your butt.

-"Really?"-

Leggie/Inu: No you idiot.

-"Will u tell me what it is?"-

-Both Leggie/Inu and Jade threw their geometry textbooks at Ron, and this time, both textbooks didn't miss. Ron got knocked out cold.-

-Then Harry came in hugging the laptop."

-What's that Harry?" Hermione inquired.-

Jade: The Evil Book.

-The Evil Book: "Ewwwwww.... Blehh, gross!" -

-Harry: "My dream come true...." dazed off in the process of you know what.-

Leggie/Inu: Ewwww.....GROSS!!!!

Jade: That's just nassteey...u REALLY need to find better partners Harry.

-Harry: "How about Draco Malfoy?:" -

Jade and Leggie/Inu: "AHHHHH!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!"

Jade: Actually...it is sort of better and funny at the same time...

-Later-

-"What are u two doing?" Harry asked staring at Jade and Leggie/Inu.-

Jade & Leggie/Inu: What?

-Jade and Leggie/Inu eyes dart back and forth.-

-"You're taking notes on everything we say."

Leggie/Inu: No we're not.

-"Then why are u writing on that notebook everytime we say something as well as crowd over it too?"-

Leggie/Inu: What notebook?

-Leggie/Inu hides the notebook behind Jade's back.-

-"Let me see it."-

-Harry reached out to grab the notebook behind Jade's back.-

Jade: No.

-"I'll take it then."

Jade: No, u won't.

-Jade further hid it behind her back.-

-"Why?"-

Jade: I know kung fu and I can knock u out cold.

-"Fair enough."-

-Harry withdrew from trying to grab the notebook. Jade sighed, but still didn't take out the notebook.-

-Later that day -

-Draco Malfoy's evil conscience whispered "Draco......" -

-Draco exclaimed "What!! Who's there?!" frantically looking around. -

-Draco Malfoy's evil conscience aka JASON TOY said "your conscience...." -

-Draco said "Oh...what do you want?!" -

-JASON TOY replied "It's time for you to ask Harry Potter out on a date." -

-Draco screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -

~to be continued~

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What will happen between Draco and Harry? What chemistry shall happen? Why is Draco Malfoy's evil conscience JASON TOY? Who is JASON TOY in real life? Find out in the 4th Chapter: A New Relationship. This chapter will be written as soon as possible...