Warning: This contains many spoilers for both games. If you haven't played one of them or both, I suggest skipping this story if you don't want to know what happens in the game.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
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Joker: Whee... Fun, right?
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[Part Eight - The "Jenna Awards"]
"No offense Jenna," said Ivan, standing up in the middle of the audience (though it didn't make too much of a difference, because of his short stature), "but I think the award show was better with Isaac here, giving out trophies."
Jenna glared at Ivan. After a few moments, she surprised everyone when she gave out a short chuckle. "Yeah...you're right... I wouldn't mind getting a trophy right now myself..."
"So...you'll call Isaac then, and have him come back?" asked Ivan hopefully.
Jenna raised an eyebrow. "Wha? No way! This is my time to shine, whether you like it or not!"
When she said "not", she slapped down another card, giving the audience half of what they wanted...awards.
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COOLEST TOWN: Garoh
Reason: They've got werewolves! That's so cool!
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Runner up: Tolbi.
Reason: You get to show off how cool you are in Colosso here.
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"Ha! Take that!" shouted Jenna. "I bet you weren't expecting an award for a town!"
A few people said "Meh...", while others just tipped their heads to one side, trying to figure out where Jenna was going with her taunting.
"Err...um...next award!"
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BEST REASON TO BE CURSED: To have that higher damage.
Reason: Even though you're cursed, you do insane damage.
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Runner Up: It's funny.
Reason: Well, it is, right?
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"Huzzah!" shouted Jenna, switching cards before anybody had a chance to comment.
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WEIRDEST NUMBER OF GOLD PIECES FOUND: 666.
Reason: What the.... o_O
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Runner Up: 1.
Reason: ARGH! Ripped me off!
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Jenna started cracking up on this one. She literally fell to the floor, holding her stomache and laughing until she cried.
"It's so funny! 666! That's like, an omen that we were gonna die!" she laughed. A few people in the audience coughed.
"Oh..." said Jenna, standing up and wiping her yes. "Sorry, just...that's so funny... Uh, yes...next award...."
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COOLEST SONG: Saturos Battle music.
Reason: It feels like the song that should be played when you're in a massive battle, making it that much cooler.
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Runner Up: Common Battle Song.
Reason: It's gotta be one of the best battle music I've ever heard in an RPG for common battles.
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"Y'know...I always wondered where the music was coming from when we were fighting... It kinda creeps me out...y'know? It's like, something big is happening, outside of our battle... Like we're small, insignificant objects in a vast world.... Eh...next..." said Jenna, yawning a little at her own speech.
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MOST SURPRISING MOMENT: Finding out that there are even more Djinn to find!
Reason: That happened to me so much... It's like pokemon...y'know? Gotta catch 'em all...
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Runner Up: Finding out that Hama is Ivan's older sister. (Golden Sun 2)
Reason: THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE! How weird is that? I was actually expecting Sheba to be his sister...
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Jenna shrugged. She didn't really have a comment for this one, and the audience was at a lack of words as well.
Holding up a card, Jenna said, "Next..."
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BIGGEST REASON YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THIS GAME: You're reading a fan fiction on it.
Reason: Because you know you like it.
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Runner Up: Because you've made it this far through the fan fiction.
Reason: Because you know you like it.
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Jenna scratched her head. "Eh? I didn't put this in here...what the heck is "Fan Fiction? ...Oh well...next!"
"Wait!" shouted Garet, jumping up on stage.
Jenna pushed him away. "No, go sit back down. I'm not done yet." Jenna returned to replacing the current card with a new one.
"No, I seriously mean wait!" exclaimed Garet, grabbing her hand.
Sighing, Jenna turned to glare at Garet. "Okay, what?" she said with an angry tone, putting her hands on her hips.
"Um...I gotta go to the bathroom... Don't start until I get back!" he yelled, running down the aisle and disappearing out the door.
"...Okay, I seriously don't wanna wait for him..." said Jenna, going back to switching the cards.
"Err, actually..." said someone from the audience. "I've got to take a bathroom break as well..."
Jenna threw her hands up in the air furiously. "Fine!! Go to the bathroom! Go buy food! Go to sleep and come back tomorrow, I don't care!!"
Glaring one last time at the audience, Jenna, spun on her heel, and disappeared behind the curtains, gripping her cards tightly in her hand.
Kraden stood up from his seat. "Well, I think I'll go grab a bite to eat! Anyone care to join me?
A few hands rose up.
"Good! We can try my new alchemy experiment I've concucted to put on our food!"
The hands quickly dropped one by one. Kraden looked around, shrugged, pulled out a vial of some green liquid, and then walked out of the room.
Before anybody else could get up to leave, Alex rose from his seat in the audience, and quickly ran to the door. Attempting to keep everyone from leaving, he shut the doors. After locking them, he turned around and faced the audience.
"Now, I'm sure some of you wish to leave...however, I would like to see this show get to the end, and quickly...so I'm afraid I can't allow anymore interruptions. Those who are outside, stay outside. At least until Isaac returns. Now if somebody would kindly go alert Jenna that we are ready to continue..." said the Mercury Adept, smiling and crossing his arms.
A moment of silence passed, putting most people in a nervous state. Slowly, Felix rose from his seat.
"I suppose I'll go tell her then," he said, avoiding eye contact with Alex.
At a snail's pace, Felix walked up to the stage. He could feel the stare's of the audience on him as he parted the curtain, and slowly walked into the back.
A minute passed with no noise from the back room. Then suddenly...
"Hey! There's a Gamcube back here?! Why am I watching the stupid award show when I could be playing this?!" shouted the voice of Felix. Not a second later, a voice belonging to Jenna told him to shut up.
"Do you want the whole crowd to be back here, asking for a turn to play?!" yelled Jenna, not realizing the volume of her own voice.
"Err...yeah...sorry. Um, we're ready for you again...Alex solved the problem.
Jenna's face appeared from the curtains.
"Oh...I see..." she said, then pulled her head back behind the curtains. "Okay, go sit down then...and remember...there is NO Gamecube...got it?"
"Got it."
The two siblings walked through the curtains, parting at the middle of the stage. Felix walked back to his seat, while Jenna went back to the overhead.
"Okay! It seems we're ready again!" Jenna exclaimed, smiling.
"Next award!"
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Joker: Huh...I think I may have fallen asleep once or twice while writing this... It also doesn't help that I've had the material and everything for this ready for about three days... Ehehe...yeah, I'ma go work on my other stories now. Oh yeah...one more thing... I'll start using suggestions once I run out of my own ideas...which should be sometime in the next two chapters. ^^
Peace out! God bless!
Review!
JokersSpecter@hotmail.com - E-mail me for whatever or add me to MSN messenger to talk to me about stuff.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Joker: Whee... Fun, right?
Hey, add me to MSN messenger! I'm in a talking mood!
^^;
:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:
[Part Eight - The "Jenna Awards"]
"No offense Jenna," said Ivan, standing up in the middle of the audience (though it didn't make too much of a difference, because of his short stature), "but I think the award show was better with Isaac here, giving out trophies."
Jenna glared at Ivan. After a few moments, she surprised everyone when she gave out a short chuckle. "Yeah...you're right... I wouldn't mind getting a trophy right now myself..."
"So...you'll call Isaac then, and have him come back?" asked Ivan hopefully.
Jenna raised an eyebrow. "Wha? No way! This is my time to shine, whether you like it or not!"
When she said "not", she slapped down another card, giving the audience half of what they wanted...awards.
_________
COOLEST TOWN: Garoh
Reason: They've got werewolves! That's so cool!
-
Runner up: Tolbi.
Reason: You get to show off how cool you are in Colosso here.
_________
"Ha! Take that!" shouted Jenna. "I bet you weren't expecting an award for a town!"
A few people said "Meh...", while others just tipped their heads to one side, trying to figure out where Jenna was going with her taunting.
"Err...um...next award!"
_________
BEST REASON TO BE CURSED: To have that higher damage.
Reason: Even though you're cursed, you do insane damage.
-
Runner Up: It's funny.
Reason: Well, it is, right?
_________
"Huzzah!" shouted Jenna, switching cards before anybody had a chance to comment.
_________
WEIRDEST NUMBER OF GOLD PIECES FOUND: 666.
Reason: What the.... o_O
-
Runner Up: 1.
Reason: ARGH! Ripped me off!
_________
Jenna started cracking up on this one. She literally fell to the floor, holding her stomache and laughing until she cried.
"It's so funny! 666! That's like, an omen that we were gonna die!" she laughed. A few people in the audience coughed.
"Oh..." said Jenna, standing up and wiping her yes. "Sorry, just...that's so funny... Uh, yes...next award...."
_________
COOLEST SONG: Saturos Battle music.
Reason: It feels like the song that should be played when you're in a massive battle, making it that much cooler.
-
Runner Up: Common Battle Song.
Reason: It's gotta be one of the best battle music I've ever heard in an RPG for common battles.
_________
"Y'know...I always wondered where the music was coming from when we were fighting... It kinda creeps me out...y'know? It's like, something big is happening, outside of our battle... Like we're small, insignificant objects in a vast world.... Eh...next..." said Jenna, yawning a little at her own speech.
_________
MOST SURPRISING MOMENT: Finding out that there are even more Djinn to find!
Reason: That happened to me so much... It's like pokemon...y'know? Gotta catch 'em all...
-
Runner Up: Finding out that Hama is Ivan's older sister. (Golden Sun 2)
Reason: THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE! How weird is that? I was actually expecting Sheba to be his sister...
_________
Jenna shrugged. She didn't really have a comment for this one, and the audience was at a lack of words as well.
Holding up a card, Jenna said, "Next..."
_________
BIGGEST REASON YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THIS GAME: You're reading a fan fiction on it.
Reason: Because you know you like it.
-
Runner Up: Because you've made it this far through the fan fiction.
Reason: Because you know you like it.
_________
Jenna scratched her head. "Eh? I didn't put this in here...what the heck is "Fan Fiction? ...Oh well...next!"
"Wait!" shouted Garet, jumping up on stage.
Jenna pushed him away. "No, go sit back down. I'm not done yet." Jenna returned to replacing the current card with a new one.
"No, I seriously mean wait!" exclaimed Garet, grabbing her hand.
Sighing, Jenna turned to glare at Garet. "Okay, what?" she said with an angry tone, putting her hands on her hips.
"Um...I gotta go to the bathroom... Don't start until I get back!" he yelled, running down the aisle and disappearing out the door.
"...Okay, I seriously don't wanna wait for him..." said Jenna, going back to switching the cards.
"Err, actually..." said someone from the audience. "I've got to take a bathroom break as well..."
Jenna threw her hands up in the air furiously. "Fine!! Go to the bathroom! Go buy food! Go to sleep and come back tomorrow, I don't care!!"
Glaring one last time at the audience, Jenna, spun on her heel, and disappeared behind the curtains, gripping her cards tightly in her hand.
Kraden stood up from his seat. "Well, I think I'll go grab a bite to eat! Anyone care to join me?
A few hands rose up.
"Good! We can try my new alchemy experiment I've concucted to put on our food!"
The hands quickly dropped one by one. Kraden looked around, shrugged, pulled out a vial of some green liquid, and then walked out of the room.
Before anybody else could get up to leave, Alex rose from his seat in the audience, and quickly ran to the door. Attempting to keep everyone from leaving, he shut the doors. After locking them, he turned around and faced the audience.
"Now, I'm sure some of you wish to leave...however, I would like to see this show get to the end, and quickly...so I'm afraid I can't allow anymore interruptions. Those who are outside, stay outside. At least until Isaac returns. Now if somebody would kindly go alert Jenna that we are ready to continue..." said the Mercury Adept, smiling and crossing his arms.
A moment of silence passed, putting most people in a nervous state. Slowly, Felix rose from his seat.
"I suppose I'll go tell her then," he said, avoiding eye contact with Alex.
At a snail's pace, Felix walked up to the stage. He could feel the stare's of the audience on him as he parted the curtain, and slowly walked into the back.
A minute passed with no noise from the back room. Then suddenly...
"Hey! There's a Gamcube back here?! Why am I watching the stupid award show when I could be playing this?!" shouted the voice of Felix. Not a second later, a voice belonging to Jenna told him to shut up.
"Do you want the whole crowd to be back here, asking for a turn to play?!" yelled Jenna, not realizing the volume of her own voice.
"Err...yeah...sorry. Um, we're ready for you again...Alex solved the problem.
Jenna's face appeared from the curtains.
"Oh...I see..." she said, then pulled her head back behind the curtains. "Okay, go sit down then...and remember...there is NO Gamecube...got it?"
"Got it."
The two siblings walked through the curtains, parting at the middle of the stage. Felix walked back to his seat, while Jenna went back to the overhead.
"Okay! It seems we're ready again!" Jenna exclaimed, smiling.
"Next award!"
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Joker: Huh...I think I may have fallen asleep once or twice while writing this... It also doesn't help that I've had the material and everything for this ready for about three days... Ehehe...yeah, I'ma go work on my other stories now. Oh yeah...one more thing... I'll start using suggestions once I run out of my own ideas...which should be sometime in the next two chapters. ^^
Peace out! God bless!
Review!
JokersSpecter@hotmail.com - E-mail me for whatever or add me to MSN messenger to talk to me about stuff.
