Warning: This contains many spoilers for both games. If you haven't played one of them or both, I suggest skipping this story if you don't want to know what happens in the game.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.

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Joker: Yo! Check out www.darkmonkey.com! I've managed to make a Golden Sun comic, and it will be updated weekly! Support from people would be nice!

If you can't get to the site, it's either from: My friend (who owns the site) hasn't "opened" it yet to the public, or you have to LEAVE www.fanfiction.net, and then try it. Both problems have been run into before...

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[Part Nine - The "Jenna Awards"...still... I don't think they'll come back next year.]

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BEST WAY TO TAKE A BREAK FROM SAVING THE WORLD: Using those little fountain thingies.

Reason: They give you items!!!!!

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Runner Up: Lemuria Tour.

Reason: Hey...when you're bored, why not be bored in the place where boredom reigns supreme?

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BEST WAY TO PLAY THIS GAME: With a GBA SP in a very dark room where you can see nothing but the screen.

Reason: You get so focused on the game, it's alot better.

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Runner Up: Under the covers of your bed in the dark.

Reason: That's pretty cool too, but seems a little odd.

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SCARIEST MOMENT: Entering Garoh.

Reason: It gets darker as you get farther in. Spooky..

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Runner Up: Realizing that they may not make a Golden Sun 3.

Reason: It's scary, because they didn't give good closure on Alex. And we may never know the truth...

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THINGS CHECKED THE MOST: Those boxes and pots in the houses.

Reason: Because they might have cool items in them...or a smoke bomb...yeah...

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Runner Up: Potential places of Djinn.

Reason: Gotta catch 'em all!

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BEST BOAT: Yours.

Reason: It flies.

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Runner Up: Theirs.

Reason: All the other boats are the same, in the sense that they don't fly.

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"Stop!" shouted Iva, standing up from his seat. "I can't take anymore non-trophy awards!"

Jenna looked up in surprise as Ivan ran up to the stage.

"Please! Just get Isaac back!

"Um... It's not up to me when he gets back..." said Jenna. She quickly slapped down another card.

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COOLEST IN-BATTLE ATTACKING PSYNERGY: Oddysey.

Reason: Those swords look like they'd hurt.

Runner Up: Diamond Berg.

Reason: Being frozen, then rapidly slashed up...so cool....

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"No more!" said Ivan, practically crawling up to Jenna.

"I'm sorry Ivan," said Jenna, looking through her remaining cards, "but you gotta get Isaac first. Until then..." she picked up the current card being shown, and switch it with another card.

"No!" shouted Ivan. "Nooo!!"

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COOLEST OVERWORLD PSYNERGY: Mind Read.

Reason: Heh heh...

Runner Up: Reveal.

Reason: Meh...it makes the screen look cool.

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"Jenna stop!" yelled Ivan, grabbing Jenna's ankles and looking up at her with eyes that resembled a 3-year old's.

Jenna smiled slightly. "Well...get Isaac on the phone...let's see when he's going to be done..."

Ivan jumped up, shouting something that was mixed with relief and joy. Quickly, he ran back behind the curtains.

"Hey...a Gamecube!" said the voice of Ivan from behind the stage.

"No touching!" shouted Jenna, turning to stare at the curtains.

"Aww..."

Jenna shrugged, and switched the cards.

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COOLEST IN-BATTLE SUPPORT PSYNERGY: Pure Wish/Cool Aura.

Reason: Suh-weet! Saved my life a TON.

Runner Up: Revive.

Reason: C'mon, you can't tell me you didn't use this at least ONCE.

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"Hello...Isaac?" came the voice of Ivan.

Jenna switched the cards. "Better not waste time..."

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COOLEST IN-BATTLE SUPPORT PSYNERGY: Pure Wish/Cool Aura.

Reason: Suh-weet! Saved my life a TON.

Runner Up: Revive.

Reason: C'mon, you can't tell me you didn't use this at least ONCE.

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Ivan appeared from back stage as Jenna was looking through her cards.

"That was the machine...it sounded a lot like Isaac, so I was talking to it for a minute. Anywho...I guess Isaac must be on his way since there was no answer," stated Ivan, walking up next to Jenna.

Jenna raised an eyebrow. "You talked to a machine?"

"Yeah...just until it beeped, saying that it couldn't record anymore of my message."

"I see...well, go sit down then...I've got a few more of these to show before Isaac returns."

Ivan's eyes widened. "No! No more!"

"Oh go sit down you baby!" said Jenna, waving her hand in the direction of the audience. She turned away from Ivan and replaced the current card with another.

"NO!" shouted Ivan. He reached over her shoulder, grabbed the card, then shoved it in house mouth. "I wom't awow you po haf amymow fum!" said the Jupiter Adept, his mouth full of the card. To Jenna's surprise, he grabbed the other cards from her hands and shredded them all.

"...Ivan...I think the back of the cards are coated with that stuff used on post-it notes..." said Jenna, backing away from Garet, who continued to shred the little pieces of the cards.

Ivan stopped shredding the cards, and stared at Jenna. "Oh...." was all he said. Quickly he spit out the card in his mouth.

As he was wiping his mouth, and Jenna was rolling her eyes, the front door to the auditorium opened, surprising everyone. They thought it was locked.

"I'm back!" shouted the form of Isaac. He was followed closely by Kraden and Garet, who looked angry. Apparently they weren't too happy about being locked out.

"Yeah...I had to unlock the door," said Isaac, dangling keys in front of him. "Musta auto-locked or something."

"Isaac!" shouted Felix. "Where'd you go?!"

Isaac smiled. "Oh, nowhere...just home for a bit to develop a little...surprise..." he said smugly. He patted his pocket, then looked up at Felix. "In due time I will reveal it...until then...I'm afraid I must take back my duties as host. I'm afraid we must go back to the boring, trophy-run show... I'm sure Jenna made the show enjoying, but that must come to an end."

There was a loud cheer that erupted from the audience. Tears flowed out of eyes, hearts stopped, dogs wet themselves out of joy, a few people even ran up and kissed Isaac square on the mouth.

"Feh...I didn't think they were THAT bad..." said Jenna, crossing her arms and glaring at everyone. Shrugging, she walked back being the curtains and began playing 'Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles.

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Joker: Time to go! Buh-bye! Don't forget to check out www.darkmonkey.com for my Golden Sun comic!

Oh yeah....Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles rules... Please be nice to it if you buy it...make sure you play it daily, and tuck it in at night before you go to bed yourself. It deserves it...(though not as much as a few better games; Metroid Prime, Golden Sun 1&2, and a few other games that will remain nameless until I can remember what they are... Sorry, my newest medication kinda puts me in a zone of no return...it makes me sleepy and hallucinate...I hate it, but it's kinda fun...for the first 2 minutes...then you feel like you wanna puke. Oh yeah, it's not DRUGS, it's actual perscribed medication.)

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