Ch. 5 The Ending and Beginning Revelation

-Harry, Malfoy, Jade, and Youkai decided to go search for Jason, wherever the stupid idiot may have ran off to. Ron decided not to come along because he wanted to check out every book in Hogwarts' library that stated something about geometry. -

- Harry, Malfoy, Jade and Youkai decided to split up...Jade and Youkai went one way, while Harry and Malfoy went another (mainly because Jade and Youkai could not stand being in a group with Harry and Mafloy)...-

Jade: I mean who would want to be with a person who fell in love with a book and another person who continuously asked u about what geometry is?

Youkai: Well...we rather be with each other than those two losers...

-All of the sudden in the distance there was a faint sound...-

Youkai: What was that?

Jade: Nothing...just someone saying "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in the distance.

Youkai: Then why is it getting louder?

Jade: Cuz the person who's screaming is coming closer idiot!

-All of the sudden Jason ran past them screaming with a ox thingy engulfed in flames chasing him in pursuit. -

Jason: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youkai: So he is being chased by a balrog.

Jade: Umm Youkai? Shouldn't we go help him?

Youkai: I didn't know there were balrogs in Harry Potter *lost in thought*...

Jade: YOUKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youkai: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh...it's just you Jade...what?

Jade: I SAID SHOULDN"T WE GO HELP HIM U IDIOT...U DISGRACE TO HUMAN NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!

Youkai: If u don't mind...I'm so much smarter than u.

Jade: Prove it.

Youkai: Fine...umm...can u give me an example?

Jade: *rolls eyes*

Youkai: You're so mean!!!!!!

-Jade and Youkai continued to argue off in the distance. Needless to say, Jade, who just happened to have the dragon talisman (if u don't know what that is, it gives u the power of combustion), nearly burned Youkai's head off with it. Meanwhile, the balrog was chasing Jason to the place where Harry and Malfoy were searching. –

Jade: Wait a minute…it's running towards Harry and Malfoy?

Youkai: Shoot…they've never seen a balrog before and don't know how to handle it…

Jade: WELL…we don't either…

Youkai: We'll just stand in front of it and say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!"

Jade: *rolls eyes* Sure…prove to me that that'll work…

Youkai: Can and will…

-Jade and Youkai ran off after the balrog.  Meanwhile, Harry saw something in the distance. –

-"What's that fiery thing in the distance?" Harry asked –

- "What's that in the distance?" Harry asked –

- "Dunno…" Malfoy replied without even looking at it, "Did u hear someone screaming?" -

- "Yeah…wonder who that is…" Harry wondered. -

Youkai: Everyone get out of the way!

- "What?" Harry asked, "Why?" -

Jade: Get out of the way or else I will perform kung fu on u.

- "Fine." Harry and Malfoy said together and both ran into a classroom.  Jason all of the sudden ran pass Jade and Youkai into the same classroom Harry and Malfoy ran into.  Then Jade and Youkai were face to face with a balrog. -

Youkai: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 - The balrog snorted -

Youkai: It's not working!

Jade: Duh?

Youkai: OH!  U have a better idea?

Jade: Yeah…

-Jade took the dragon talisman and burned the balrog's head off. –

Youkai: How did u aim so precisely?

-Jade grinned. –

Jade: I pretended the balrog was u.

- Jade and an insulted Youkai ran into the classroom Harry, Malfoy, and Jason were in.  Jason was running around like a maniac. -

-Jason all of the sudden ran smack into Harry and they both fell towards the ground, Jason on top of Harry. Romantic music started playing in the background. -

Youkai: Why is there romantic music in the background?

Jade: Hey director! You're playing the romantic music at the wrong time! You're supposed to play it when Harry falls in love! This apparently isn't the right time!

Youkai: Yeah, who would fall in love with Jason?

-Jason glared at them. Immediately after that both Harry and Jason puked, the romantic music turned off. -

- Harry looked at Jade and Youkai after puking.  "What was that thing?" he asked. -

Jade: A balrog.

-"But I thought they only existed in Middle Earth." –

Youkai: Apparently…it's a strange world isn't it?

-"It's time to go now Jason." Malfoy said with the usual sneer in his voice. –

Jason: I DON'T WANT TO BE UR EVIL CONSCIENCE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-"Why?" Mafloy asked.  Malfoy then broke down into tears. –

Jade: Quit it Mafloy.  That's disgusting.

Youkai: We all know ur faking it.

- Malfoy stopped "fake" crying. -

Jason: Because ur not evil and weird enough for me to become ur evil conscience.

- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Malfoy screamed.  What would his dad say if he knew he lost his evil conscience to…to who?  Who did Jason now what to be the evil conscience of?

Jason: How bout I'll be ur evil conscience Harry?

-No Malfoy thought…anybody but Harry…please don't say yes Harry... -

-"No…" Harry said firmly, "I don't want to have an evil conscience."

Jason: How bout Jade or Youkai's

Jade: Over…my…dead…body.

-Jade looked as if she wanted to burn Jason's head off…which everyone was hoping she would do if murdering was not against the law. –

Youkai: We're the commentary…we're not SUPPOSE to have evil consciences.

Jason: How bout Ron?  Hermione?  Cho?  Dumbledore?

Youkai: Did u know Dumbledore is bumblebee in old English?

Jade: *sigh* We're so getting off topic.  Jason…why don't u go back home and become normal Jason Toy.  Don't be anyone's evil conscience.  Ur totally irrelevant to this story.  Besides, ur a horrible evil conscience and ur making the story go off topic.

Jason: What's the plot to this story anyway?

Youkai: "Hint hint": note the title: Harry Potter and the Evil Book.  It's about what happens with Harry and the Evil Book.

Jade: And about Harry finding the perfect partner.  By the looks of things…ur not on his next "fall in love with" list.

Jason: Fine then.

-Jason then, sulking, disappeared and then reappeared inside his house.  He then started doing geometry homework… -

-"Wait!" Ron screamed, "What's geometry?!" -

Jade: *sigh*

Youkai: *giggle*

-Harry all of the sudden saw Cho.  He felt himself grow hot and realized he still loved Cho. –

Youkai: Wait!  If u go out with her, then everything will go back to normal!

Jade: *raises an eyebrow* I don't know…will it?

Youkai: What do u mean?

Jade: Well…there's still the evil book and all.

Youkai: Oh yeah.

Jade: Come on…let's go arrange something with the evil book.

-Jade and Youkai then walked off to where the evil book was. –

-Harry walked up to Cho. –

-"Hey Cho!" Harry called. –

-"Oh…hi Harry." Cho replied. –

-"Will u marry me?  Oops…wrong question.  Will u go out with me?" Harry asked. –

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Cliffhangers are fun…anyway…what are Jade and Youkai planning to do?  Will Cho say yes to Harry's question?  Will Ron ever find out what geometry is (unlikely)?  Read the sixth chapter and find out!  ^.^