Ch. 6 The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas and much much more.
Disclaimer:
Jade: Since we forgot to add this in the first five chapters...here it is:
Youkai: We do not own any of the Harry Potter characters....we're just using them for our story. Why do I have to say that?
Jade: Because we did rock, paper, scissors and you lost.
Youkai: Oh yeah?
-Jade and Youkai argue off into the distance. -
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-"U mean u want to get back together?" Cho asked "What happened during the time u broke up with me?"
-"Umm...good question...umm...." Harry replied not wanting to say.
-"Ok..." Cho looked at him strangely, "Yes then...I will go out with u."
-The next day-
-"Harry Potter!" -
- Harry lifted his head hearing his name called. Professor McGonagall strode in. -
-"Profesor Dumbledore would like to have a few words with u." -
Youkai: We would like to add in a fun fact...even though we're not in this scene.
Jade: Did u know Dumbledore is the Old English word for bumblebee? Anyway, back to the story...sorry for interupting...
-Harry stood there in Professor Dumbledore's office. Dumbledore faced him, there was a long strange silence (the type of silence that has no purpose at all), and then Dumbledore spoke. -
-"Harry...have u been talking to a laptop lately? -
-"No." Harry lied thinking about what happened with him and the laptop (see ch. 3). -
-"Good...because I swear I saw u hugging and kissing one the other day." -
-"Is that all u wanted to ask me?" -
-"Yes." -
-As Harry walked out of Dumbledore's office, he saw Cho. "Hey there." he said. -
-"Hey." -
-All of sudden Harry and Cho were kissing. Then there was a camera flash, but they didn't notice. Harry later talked with the Evil Book about it. -
Harry: Evil Book?
The Evil Book: Oh...Harry...I have something to show u.
-The Evil Book went onto google images and typed in harry and cho. All of the sudden pictures of Harry and Cho kissing were all over the web.
Harry: What? WHO DID THIS?!
The Evil Book: I'm not telling u!!!!!!!! But...u now have tons of angry fangirls waiting to kill u.
Harry: Oh no...
The Evil Book: And it's gets better! Now I will sing this song and I won't stop till u leave! Finally! Payback for kissing me!
-All of the sudden a really corny sun song started to play. -
The Evil Book:
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas,
A gigantic nuclear furnace!
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees!
Yo ho its hot!
The sun is not,
A place where we could live!!!!!
But here on Earth there be no life,
Without the light it gives!
We need its light,
We need its heat,
We need its energy!!!
Without the sun without a doubt!
There be no u and me!!!!!!!!!
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas,
A gigantic nuclear furnace!
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees!
The sun is hot...It is so hot that everything on it is a gas, hydrogen, helium, and many other metals.
The sun is large...If the sun were hollow, a million Earths could fit inside! And yet the sun is only a middle sized star.
The sun is far away...About 93 million miles away, and that's why it looks so small.
And even when its out of sight,
The sun shines night and day!!!!!!
The sun gives heat,
The sun gives light,
The sunlight that we see,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's,
Atomic energy! Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom smashing machine.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas,
A gigantic nuclear furnace!
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees!
-The Evil Book continued singing the corny song over and over again until Harry was sick of it, memorized all the words, and had it stuck in his head FOREVER. Harry now had an idea of who was behind all this. -
-"Ok...Jade and Youkai...ur dead." Harry said once he got back to the dormitory.
Jade and Youkai: What did we do?
-"U took a picture of Cho and I kissing, posted it online, and told the evil book to sing that stupid sun song." -
-Jade and Youkai smiled. -
Jade: Took u long enough.
Youkai: We were just trying to make the story more interesting, and drive u insane.
Jade: So for the rest of the story, you'll have a ton of angry fangirls to deal with...
Youkai: And the sun song stuck in ur head.
-"ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry lounged at them, missed (terribly), and ended jumping out the window. Hermione, who was luckily there, managed to save him before he hit the ground and levitate him back up. Needless to say, many professors who happened to look out of their office windows were puzzled to see Harry Potter fall past their window. -
- "Sheesh Harry," Hermione said, "You have really bad aim." Hermione stared at the window which was right across the room from Jade and Youkai. "Reparo!" Hermione said, and the window was back together. "Now I'm going to go visit Ron in the library and tell him that there is no way he's going to find a book on Geometry there." With that, Hermione left leaving Jade and Youkai shaking their heads and Harry looking out the window which he crashed through.
Jade: To think Ron still tries.
Youkai: Yeah...what an idiot.
-Hermione all of the sudden rushed in. "Has anyone seen Ron? I can't find him at the library and I searched the whole school and still can't find him!"
Jade: We might know where he is.
-At Jason Toy's house.-
Jason: FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT TELL U WHAT GEOMETRY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!" Ron pleaded on the floor begging on bending knees. Jason banged his head against the table. -
-"Interesting..............." Hermione said looking quite dazed. -
Jade: Good...at least he bothering Jason and not us.
-"When will he be back?" Harry, who apparently had finally come to his senses after jumping out the window inquired. Soon after he began humming the sun song. -
Jade and Youkai: Who cares?
-All of the sudden Voldermort appeared out of nowhere. -
Jade: How did he get in here?
-"How did I get here?" Voldermort asked. -
Youkai: Not the brightest crayon in the box now are you Voldermort?
-"You dare say my name! But all wizards fear it!" -
Jade and Youkai: We're not wizards.
-"Oh..." Voldermort looked around the room and his eyes landed on Harry, who was humming the sun song. "I will kill you today Harry Potter!" -
Jade: Well...I guess if he dies then there's no point in staying do we'll just leave.
Youkai: Have fun in the afterlife Harry!
-Jade picked up her Geometry book and Voldermort's eyes landed on it. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and then melted into a puddle of nothing. -
Jade: Whoa...*stares at Geometry book*
Youkai: I knew Geometry was evil....but it's not that powerful is it?
-Ron walked into the room. "Is that what Geometry is for?" he asked. -
Jade and Youkai: No.
-"Shoot." -
-Harry, who was upset because he didn't get to kill Voldermort threw himself out the same window and died. But most of us know that the main reason he did that was because he was trying to get the sun song out of his head. Ron threw himself out the window too out of grief that he could never discover what Geometry is. Hermione threw herself out the window because she didn't want to be stuck with Jade and Youkai alone. Jade and Youkai watched them fall.-
Jade: Youkai...I think we should end the story...
Youkai: BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: I know...but everyones...umm...not here anymore.
Youkai: BUT WE NEVER GOT TO SEE HARRY SUFFER LONG ENOUGH BECAUSE OF OUR BRILLIANT PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: I wanted to see him suffer too....but he's now....umm....not currently here....so we're gonna have to end it.
Youkai: All right....
-Jade and Youkai disappear while Dumbledore rushed to do CPR on Harry, Hermione, and Ron. -
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This is the end. *Jade and Youkai bow*
Jade: If you didn't like the ending...we're sorry cuz we didn't exactly know how to end it...and so we chose this.
Youkai: Let's just say the stories over, so for all you people patiently waiting for the ending (and the sixth chapter which took a long time cuz of homework and all) here it is.
Jade: We will leave you with this final statement: CHICKENS GO CLUCK CLUCK, COWS GO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Youkai: Is anyone gonna say review and no flames please?
Jason: OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: You can't, ur not an author.
Jason: Darn...*walks off*
Jade: I'll say it then....REVIEW AND NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Youkai: What was the whole point of the chickens and cows thing?
Jade: It had no point.
Youkai: Then why did you say it?
Jade: There is something in the world called randomness. Do you know that.
Youkai: I SO DO!!!!!!!!!!
*Jade and Youkai AGAIN argue into the distance.*
