Warning: This contains many spoilers for both games. If you haven't played one of them or both, I suggest skipping this story if you don't want to know what happens in the game.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
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Joker: Bleh...this chapter's gonna be a pain to write. I bet I lose half of my readers to this chapter.
First off, I'd like to say that I've attempted to make this story as close to the opinions of everyone as possible. Second, I'd like to say that I appreciate everyone giving their opinions on what pairings I should do, but I can't do them all...so a few may be ignored. Please, don't flame me saying "OMG U SUXXOR D00D HOW COULD U DO THAT PAIRING?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!11oneone!", or anything that has that same spirit to it.
Third, I should mention that I have recently tried to make myself open to ALL pairings, except slash (sorry, just not my kinda thing...), and that I do not hate any specific pairing.
That being said, enjoy this chapter for the humor, not for what pairings I may choose in it.
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[Part Eleven - Voting.]
"Time for the 'interesting' stuff, hehe," said Isaac, flashing an evil grin to the audience. A few younger members of the crowd covered their eyes with their hands. It wasn't that they were scared...it was 'cause Isaac had food on his teeth, and it was gross. Yep...gross...
"Well, anyway...as much as I know you'll all hate this, I figured I'd make it interesting by doing a poll of the audience. No, not the real-time audience," said Isaac, looking at a spot in the air (means he's looking at you...the reader...), "but the audience here in this room. Okay, not uh...well, I'll set up a little stand up here to allow you all to vote for certain pairings. Jenna?" Isaac called, turning to look at the curtains.
The curtains waved a little, then parted. A very grim-faced Jenna appeared, pushing out box, and carrying a stack of cards. When she got next to Isaac, she turned to look at him. "This had better be worth it...you made me die on Crystal Chronicles..." she said, practically shooting fire from her eyes.
Isaac smiled sheepishly. "Eh...well...it will be interesting...I dunno 'bout it being 'worth it'... It should be pretty funny too, haha," Isaac said, taking a few steps backwards.
Jenna glared at Isaac, then walked back behind the curtain. "I'll be back here if you need me. All I can say is that next time it better be more important..." she warned before disappearing into the darkness behind the red curtain.
Standing still for a moment, Isaac shook his head. "Ha! Everything I do is worth it. How can she even question the worth-itness of this?"
As if he had completely lost all memory of the audience, then regained it suddenly, Isaac jumped and turned to the crowd. "Oh, sorry folks. Yes, well, I have a form here," he said waving the new stack of cards, "that you can fill out. Try to make it funny, if you can...'cause that's what we're here for...at least, that's what I'M here for."
Isaac slapped the cards down on the voting box, and disappeared behind the curtains. The audience stayed in their seats, wondering if they should do something.
Poking his head back through the curtains, Isaac said, "Well, c'mon, get voting!" He made his golden-haired head disappear again behind the curtains.
The first person to stand up was Kraden. Rubbing his hands together, he walked up to the stage, muttering something about "Revenge on Jenna and Garet." But nobody listened to him...nobody ever really did.
When Kraden finished, a few more people went up to vote, and so on...
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[Part Twelve - More Intermissions!]
"Yeah...Clavats rule...but the Lilties aren't too bad," said Isaac, watching as Jenna played Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, both of them relaxing in beanbag chairs.
"Oh, of course! I wouldn't play any other character!" said Jenna, jumping in her seat as she hacked and/or slashed various monsters. "Hey, Isaac, who does this remind you of..."
On the screen, Jenna's female Clavat charged up the spell "Fire", and moved the icon over her character. In a brilliant array of flames, the spell consumed her character, then quickly disappeared.
"Haha, it's Garet, right?" asked Isaac, slapping his knees in laughter.
"Yeah, hehe...it's a good thing it doesn't hurt my character on the game though...which is the opposite in Garet's case," Jenna stated, grinning from ear-to-ear.
"Hey Isaac! Get out here!" shouted somebody from the auditorium.
Isaac jumped out of his chair. "Looks like they're ready. Maybe you should get out here too, since there's bound to be an award with you in it."
Jenna looked up at him and shrugged. "Whatever...just toss the trophy back here. I'm too into this game to get up."
"Err...well, okay then..." Isaac mumbled, walking towards the curtain. Parting the curtain, he took one last look at Jenna and sighed. "Choosing some other game over our own...pathetic..."
Walking out onto the stage, Isaac smiled brightly and said, "Heeeey folks! I'm back!"
To the audience it almost seemed as if he wanted an applause.
"Well, I'm sorry to say that I'm going to have to leave you once again in patience, so that I can go count these up and figure out the results. Have fun with your uh...10th intermission? 11th? Ah, I forget. Anywho, if anyone wants to take the stage and tell a joke, go ahead." As quickly as he had reappeared, Isaac disappeared again, lugging the box behind him.
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[Part Thirteen - Unlucky Number...]
"Okay, what the crap...somebody wrote 'You suck!' on one of the cards!" complained Isaac as he dug through the box, which contained a total of twenty cards. Apparently quite a few people didn't participate.
"So?" said Jenna, not taking her eyes off of the television screen.
Isaac sighed. "Well, they weren't SUPPOSED to write 'You Suck!' under "What would be your favorite pairing?" I think that they aren't enjoying this show...
"Tell me about it...they practically booed me off the stage," stated Jenna, biting her lip as she entered a boss fight.
"Argh! See this? Somebody put in that their favorite pairing was Kraden and you! KRADEN AND YOU! What is up with THAT!?!" yelled Isaac.
Jenna froze.
"That is just some really scary stuff, sorry to say. Maybe I should have made this multiple choice..."
The stunned Jenna didn't seem to notice herself dying on the game. Instead, she turned around, stood up, and with a zombie-type of look in her face, strode over to Isaac.
"WHO...PUT...THAT...IN?!" she shouted, picking up Isaac by his nifty golden scarf.
"I-I...Uh...I d-don't know!" sputtered Isaac, trying to look at the card to find a name. "I don't think they put a name!"
Jenna's eyes began to twitch as she dropped Isaac to the floor. Slowly, she began to walk towards the curtain.
"Jenna? ...Jenna! No! DON'T KILL THEM!" cried Isaac, jumping to his feet and stepping forward to stop Jenna. Before he could reach her, he stopped. Having second thoughts, he slowly walked backwards, and returned to his spot on the floor next to the box. Continuing his search through the box to tally up the votes, he muttered to himself, "They'll be fine...and I wanna be safe..."
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[Part Fourteen - Finally! Back to the awards!]
Isaac returned cautiously to the stage to find Jenna moving through the crowd, asking each person the same thing; "Are you the wise-guy who thought it would be funny to say your favorite pairing was me and Kraden?!"
Every person said no, in fear that they might soon be torched with the fires of the devil himself...or herself...
"Jenna, you've got some mail from home on Crystal Chronicles!" shouted Isaac, pointing towards the curtains. It was his attempt to free the audience from Jenna's wrath.
Gasping, Jenna swung around and looked at Isaac. "I do?! Is it from my mom? Or maybe my dad?"
"I don't know! You'd better go see!" yelled Isaac, trying to hide a smile.
Jenna nodded and bolted up the stage, and behind the curtain. Isaac knew that even though she hadn't received mail, she'd soon get caught up in the fun of the game.
"Okay, sorry that took so long folks...I was uh...fireproofing my clothes," said Isaac, rubbing the back of his head. "Anyways, I've got a new load of awards, and all I can say is I hope that the cookies haven't gone cold."
A few people, coughed slightly. Isaac raised an eyebrow. "Wha?" he said, turning to look at the tray of cookies. To his horror, he saw that the tray was empty.
"What-why-who?! Can't I leave you guys alone with the cookies for even five minutes?!" he shouted, kicking the cart off the stage. "You guys just ate the trophies!"
"Nuh-uh! I didn't!" shouted Sheba.
"And how'd you get out of your restraints?!" boomed Isaac, throwing Sheba a look of evil.
Sheba thought about that for a moment. "Um...well...I kinda...said I'd kiss whoever freed me...and, well...as beautiful as I am, naturally everyone wanted to help me. Well, 'cept the girls...they just rolled their eyes," muttered Sheba, staring hard at Mia and Feizhi.
Kraden jumped up smiling. "Yeah, and I was the one to free her! Haha, I was the one who got the kiss!"
Sheba gagged. "Ugh...yeah...it's true..."
Throwing his hands up in the air, Isaac said, "Whatever! Just sit down and let's get this over with!"
Many people in the crowd agreed. A few even took the time to stand up from their seats and applaud.
"Okay, now I think I'm going to do this VERY quickly, so that people who have hate towards the certain pairings can't say that I spent too long talking about it. Okay, now the first award goes for the 'MOST POPULAR PAIRING', and...well I'll be darned. It's Mia and I(GS 1 &2)! Or as it's more commonly called... Mudshipping!" announced Isaac. The host watched as Mia walked up to the stage, blushing like mad.
When Mia approached him, Isaac shook her hand. "Well, that's the best I can give you as a trophy, seeing as how somebody ate them all..."
She smiled. "That's okay...I understand."
"Yes, well...you should return to your seat, so we can get these cursed awards over with, and get back to the FUN ones..." said Isaac, looking down at his cards.
Agreeing with him, Mia walked back to her seat, quietly saying something about "Never washing this hand again."
"The runner up for that category is Jenna and Garet(GS 1 & 2), or Flameshipping."
"What?!" Garet shouted, standing up. "That's an outrage!"
Jenna stuck her head out from the curtain. "Say what?!"
Isaac shook his head, slapping his forehead with his hand. "Guys, you didn't get first, so don't worry!"
Silence passed between the three Adepts. After about ten seconds, Jenna disappeared behind the curtain again, and Garet sat down in his seat.
"Good," said Isaac. The host looked down at his cards again. "Well..." Isaac scratched the back of his head. "I'd really hate to continue without trophies..."
"Me too!" shouted Garet.
"Ah, good! Glad to hear that Garet! You can help me make more!" exclaimed Isaac.
Garet's eyes widened. "Huh?"
"You heard me, now get up here and come backstage. I'll get Jenna to help too."
Isaac disappeared behind the curtains. A slightly shocked Garet stood up and nervously ventured back behind the curtains as well.
Kraden, who had been smiling the entire time, leaned over to the person sitting next to him and said. "Hey...guess what? Sheba kissed me!"
"Yeah...whatever..." muttered the man.
Frowning, Kraden leaned over to the person on his other side. "Hey...guess what? I put on my card that my favorite pairing is me and Jenna!"
"That's nice..." murmured the person, pulling out a book to read.
Kraden looked around. After a moment, he folded his arms and scowled. "You're all boring..."
Little did Kraden know, that it was actually HE that was boring.
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[Overview]
Most Popular Couple - Isaac and Mia. | Runner Up - Garet and Jenna.
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Joker: Mmm, one award? Wow...looks like the whole "couple" awards will have to continue on to the next chapter...bleh... I'll try to update faster, however. I just had to work up the nerve to stand up against a few flames to make this one, and now that I have those extra guts...I'll probably have no trouble writing. So nyah.
Review!
www.darkmonkey.com
JokersSpecter@hotmail.com - E-mail me for whatever or add me to MSN messenger to talk to me about stuff.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
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Joker: Bleh...this chapter's gonna be a pain to write. I bet I lose half of my readers to this chapter.
First off, I'd like to say that I've attempted to make this story as close to the opinions of everyone as possible. Second, I'd like to say that I appreciate everyone giving their opinions on what pairings I should do, but I can't do them all...so a few may be ignored. Please, don't flame me saying "OMG U SUXXOR D00D HOW COULD U DO THAT PAIRING?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!11oneone!", or anything that has that same spirit to it.
Third, I should mention that I have recently tried to make myself open to ALL pairings, except slash (sorry, just not my kinda thing...), and that I do not hate any specific pairing.
That being said, enjoy this chapter for the humor, not for what pairings I may choose in it.
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[Part Eleven - Voting.]
"Time for the 'interesting' stuff, hehe," said Isaac, flashing an evil grin to the audience. A few younger members of the crowd covered their eyes with their hands. It wasn't that they were scared...it was 'cause Isaac had food on his teeth, and it was gross. Yep...gross...
"Well, anyway...as much as I know you'll all hate this, I figured I'd make it interesting by doing a poll of the audience. No, not the real-time audience," said Isaac, looking at a spot in the air (means he's looking at you...the reader...), "but the audience here in this room. Okay, not uh...well, I'll set up a little stand up here to allow you all to vote for certain pairings. Jenna?" Isaac called, turning to look at the curtains.
The curtains waved a little, then parted. A very grim-faced Jenna appeared, pushing out box, and carrying a stack of cards. When she got next to Isaac, she turned to look at him. "This had better be worth it...you made me die on Crystal Chronicles..." she said, practically shooting fire from her eyes.
Isaac smiled sheepishly. "Eh...well...it will be interesting...I dunno 'bout it being 'worth it'... It should be pretty funny too, haha," Isaac said, taking a few steps backwards.
Jenna glared at Isaac, then walked back behind the curtain. "I'll be back here if you need me. All I can say is that next time it better be more important..." she warned before disappearing into the darkness behind the red curtain.
Standing still for a moment, Isaac shook his head. "Ha! Everything I do is worth it. How can she even question the worth-itness of this?"
As if he had completely lost all memory of the audience, then regained it suddenly, Isaac jumped and turned to the crowd. "Oh, sorry folks. Yes, well, I have a form here," he said waving the new stack of cards, "that you can fill out. Try to make it funny, if you can...'cause that's what we're here for...at least, that's what I'M here for."
Isaac slapped the cards down on the voting box, and disappeared behind the curtains. The audience stayed in their seats, wondering if they should do something.
Poking his head back through the curtains, Isaac said, "Well, c'mon, get voting!" He made his golden-haired head disappear again behind the curtains.
The first person to stand up was Kraden. Rubbing his hands together, he walked up to the stage, muttering something about "Revenge on Jenna and Garet." But nobody listened to him...nobody ever really did.
When Kraden finished, a few more people went up to vote, and so on...
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[Part Twelve - More Intermissions!]
"Yeah...Clavats rule...but the Lilties aren't too bad," said Isaac, watching as Jenna played Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, both of them relaxing in beanbag chairs.
"Oh, of course! I wouldn't play any other character!" said Jenna, jumping in her seat as she hacked and/or slashed various monsters. "Hey, Isaac, who does this remind you of..."
On the screen, Jenna's female Clavat charged up the spell "Fire", and moved the icon over her character. In a brilliant array of flames, the spell consumed her character, then quickly disappeared.
"Haha, it's Garet, right?" asked Isaac, slapping his knees in laughter.
"Yeah, hehe...it's a good thing it doesn't hurt my character on the game though...which is the opposite in Garet's case," Jenna stated, grinning from ear-to-ear.
"Hey Isaac! Get out here!" shouted somebody from the auditorium.
Isaac jumped out of his chair. "Looks like they're ready. Maybe you should get out here too, since there's bound to be an award with you in it."
Jenna looked up at him and shrugged. "Whatever...just toss the trophy back here. I'm too into this game to get up."
"Err...well, okay then..." Isaac mumbled, walking towards the curtain. Parting the curtain, he took one last look at Jenna and sighed. "Choosing some other game over our own...pathetic..."
Walking out onto the stage, Isaac smiled brightly and said, "Heeeey folks! I'm back!"
To the audience it almost seemed as if he wanted an applause.
"Well, I'm sorry to say that I'm going to have to leave you once again in patience, so that I can go count these up and figure out the results. Have fun with your uh...10th intermission? 11th? Ah, I forget. Anywho, if anyone wants to take the stage and tell a joke, go ahead." As quickly as he had reappeared, Isaac disappeared again, lugging the box behind him.
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[Part Thirteen - Unlucky Number...]
"Okay, what the crap...somebody wrote 'You suck!' on one of the cards!" complained Isaac as he dug through the box, which contained a total of twenty cards. Apparently quite a few people didn't participate.
"So?" said Jenna, not taking her eyes off of the television screen.
Isaac sighed. "Well, they weren't SUPPOSED to write 'You Suck!' under "What would be your favorite pairing?" I think that they aren't enjoying this show...
"Tell me about it...they practically booed me off the stage," stated Jenna, biting her lip as she entered a boss fight.
"Argh! See this? Somebody put in that their favorite pairing was Kraden and you! KRADEN AND YOU! What is up with THAT!?!" yelled Isaac.
Jenna froze.
"That is just some really scary stuff, sorry to say. Maybe I should have made this multiple choice..."
The stunned Jenna didn't seem to notice herself dying on the game. Instead, she turned around, stood up, and with a zombie-type of look in her face, strode over to Isaac.
"WHO...PUT...THAT...IN?!" she shouted, picking up Isaac by his nifty golden scarf.
"I-I...Uh...I d-don't know!" sputtered Isaac, trying to look at the card to find a name. "I don't think they put a name!"
Jenna's eyes began to twitch as she dropped Isaac to the floor. Slowly, she began to walk towards the curtain.
"Jenna? ...Jenna! No! DON'T KILL THEM!" cried Isaac, jumping to his feet and stepping forward to stop Jenna. Before he could reach her, he stopped. Having second thoughts, he slowly walked backwards, and returned to his spot on the floor next to the box. Continuing his search through the box to tally up the votes, he muttered to himself, "They'll be fine...and I wanna be safe..."
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[Part Fourteen - Finally! Back to the awards!]
Isaac returned cautiously to the stage to find Jenna moving through the crowd, asking each person the same thing; "Are you the wise-guy who thought it would be funny to say your favorite pairing was me and Kraden?!"
Every person said no, in fear that they might soon be torched with the fires of the devil himself...or herself...
"Jenna, you've got some mail from home on Crystal Chronicles!" shouted Isaac, pointing towards the curtains. It was his attempt to free the audience from Jenna's wrath.
Gasping, Jenna swung around and looked at Isaac. "I do?! Is it from my mom? Or maybe my dad?"
"I don't know! You'd better go see!" yelled Isaac, trying to hide a smile.
Jenna nodded and bolted up the stage, and behind the curtain. Isaac knew that even though she hadn't received mail, she'd soon get caught up in the fun of the game.
"Okay, sorry that took so long folks...I was uh...fireproofing my clothes," said Isaac, rubbing the back of his head. "Anyways, I've got a new load of awards, and all I can say is I hope that the cookies haven't gone cold."
A few people, coughed slightly. Isaac raised an eyebrow. "Wha?" he said, turning to look at the tray of cookies. To his horror, he saw that the tray was empty.
"What-why-who?! Can't I leave you guys alone with the cookies for even five minutes?!" he shouted, kicking the cart off the stage. "You guys just ate the trophies!"
"Nuh-uh! I didn't!" shouted Sheba.
"And how'd you get out of your restraints?!" boomed Isaac, throwing Sheba a look of evil.
Sheba thought about that for a moment. "Um...well...I kinda...said I'd kiss whoever freed me...and, well...as beautiful as I am, naturally everyone wanted to help me. Well, 'cept the girls...they just rolled their eyes," muttered Sheba, staring hard at Mia and Feizhi.
Kraden jumped up smiling. "Yeah, and I was the one to free her! Haha, I was the one who got the kiss!"
Sheba gagged. "Ugh...yeah...it's true..."
Throwing his hands up in the air, Isaac said, "Whatever! Just sit down and let's get this over with!"
Many people in the crowd agreed. A few even took the time to stand up from their seats and applaud.
"Okay, now I think I'm going to do this VERY quickly, so that people who have hate towards the certain pairings can't say that I spent too long talking about it. Okay, now the first award goes for the 'MOST POPULAR PAIRING', and...well I'll be darned. It's Mia and I(GS 1 &2)! Or as it's more commonly called... Mudshipping!" announced Isaac. The host watched as Mia walked up to the stage, blushing like mad.
When Mia approached him, Isaac shook her hand. "Well, that's the best I can give you as a trophy, seeing as how somebody ate them all..."
She smiled. "That's okay...I understand."
"Yes, well...you should return to your seat, so we can get these cursed awards over with, and get back to the FUN ones..." said Isaac, looking down at his cards.
Agreeing with him, Mia walked back to her seat, quietly saying something about "Never washing this hand again."
"The runner up for that category is Jenna and Garet(GS 1 & 2), or Flameshipping."
"What?!" Garet shouted, standing up. "That's an outrage!"
Jenna stuck her head out from the curtain. "Say what?!"
Isaac shook his head, slapping his forehead with his hand. "Guys, you didn't get first, so don't worry!"
Silence passed between the three Adepts. After about ten seconds, Jenna disappeared behind the curtain again, and Garet sat down in his seat.
"Good," said Isaac. The host looked down at his cards again. "Well..." Isaac scratched the back of his head. "I'd really hate to continue without trophies..."
"Me too!" shouted Garet.
"Ah, good! Glad to hear that Garet! You can help me make more!" exclaimed Isaac.
Garet's eyes widened. "Huh?"
"You heard me, now get up here and come backstage. I'll get Jenna to help too."
Isaac disappeared behind the curtains. A slightly shocked Garet stood up and nervously ventured back behind the curtains as well.
Kraden, who had been smiling the entire time, leaned over to the person sitting next to him and said. "Hey...guess what? Sheba kissed me!"
"Yeah...whatever..." muttered the man.
Frowning, Kraden leaned over to the person on his other side. "Hey...guess what? I put on my card that my favorite pairing is me and Jenna!"
"That's nice..." murmured the person, pulling out a book to read.
Kraden looked around. After a moment, he folded his arms and scowled. "You're all boring..."
Little did Kraden know, that it was actually HE that was boring.
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[Overview]
Most Popular Couple - Isaac and Mia. | Runner Up - Garet and Jenna.
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Joker: Mmm, one award? Wow...looks like the whole "couple" awards will have to continue on to the next chapter...bleh... I'll try to update faster, however. I just had to work up the nerve to stand up against a few flames to make this one, and now that I have those extra guts...I'll probably have no trouble writing. So nyah.
Review!
www.darkmonkey.com
JokersSpecter@hotmail.com - E-mail me for whatever or add me to MSN messenger to talk to me about stuff.
