Warning: This contains many spoilers for both games. If you haven't played one of them or both, I suggest skipping this story if you don't want to know what happens in the game.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Joker: Ah...updates are going to be really slow for awhile. I've seem to have come across problems that delay my writing.

:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:

[Part Fifteen - Lookit Them Bones!]

"Okay...trophies...hmm... What could we make new trophies out of?" asked Garet as he searched around the darkened area, lit only by a small lamp and the television screen that Jenna was using to play the GameCube on.

"I already know what we're going to make them out of. I've planned ahead," stated Isaac. He disappeared into the darkest area of the room.

Garet scratched his head. "Well...don't leave me guessing here..."

"Very well... If you must know, a few rabid fanst managed to get back here before the show started.

"And...?"

"And I killed them. We'll be using their bones for trophies," said Isaac, reappearing with a large metal box.

"Oh...okay then," replied Garet. It took a few seconds for what Isaac had said to register in his head.

"Wait, wha?!" he yelled, jumping back away from the box and staring at it in horror.

Isaac grinned. "Nah, I'm just kidding. This box is full of your stuffed animals. I stole them off your bed on the way here earlier when I realized you failed to give me a ride."

Garet gasped. After a moment, he sighed and smiled. "Oh, I get it... You're kidding again." He laughed and tapped the box's lid. "So what's REALLY in this?"

Raising an eyebrow, Isaac replied, "I told you... It's your stuffed animals." He opened the box, revealing about fifty stuffed animals packed in tightly.

Garet's eyes nearly shot out of his skull.

"My fuzzlies!" he screamed.

Jenna, who had been trying to ignore the two boys, looked away from the T.V. screen and stared at Garet.

"Fuzzlies...?" she asked, half-laughing.

"Yes! They're my friends!"

Isaac sighed and shook his head. "Would it help if you had some other friends instead, then?" he asked, closing the lid so Garet would stop trying to grab them out of the box.

Garet stopped complaining for a moment. "I...I guess..."

Nodding, Isaac dropped the box on the ground. "Good. Hello there, I'm Isaac, your REAL friend. And over there is Jenna, who is also your real friend."

Both of Garet's eyebrows went up.

"There," said Isaac, stooping down to open the box again. "Problem solved... Now help me alter these so they look more like trophies than 'fuzzlies'..."

:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:

[Part Sixteen - Candy and Stuffed Animals.]

"Alrighty folks! We're back, and with trophies!" exclaimed Isaac. He and Garet carried the trunk out onto the stage. Isaac looked extremely happy, while Garet looked...well...like an overcooked chicken.

"You're lucky Jenna's on your side," whispered Garet harshly. "I would have had my fuzzlies back if it weren't for her."

Isaac smiled brightly. "She owed me for letting her play my GameCube."

Turning back to the audience, Isaac said, "Now...they aren't as good as cookies...but they'll have to do."

Garet shouted "HEY!" at the insult as Isaac opened the box lid, revealing quite a lot of stuffed animals with bite-sized candy bars attached to them using a string.

"You've killed them...you've killed them all," sobbed Garet, dropping down to hug the box.

"No, I tied a string around their necks, and then tied the candy onto that. I didn't KILL them...because they AREN'T ALIVE," said Isaac, shaking his head and glaring at his friend.

"It's not true...it's not true...don't listen to him guys..." said Garet, peeking over the box wall to look at his stuffed animals.

Isaac narrowed his eyes even more. "Okay, fine...here. The next category is 'PERSON WITH THE MOST STUFFED ANIMALS', and the winner is Garet(GS 1&2)...the runner up is nobody, 'cause I don't know anybody else who even HAS stuffed animals."

Reaching down into the the box, Isaac pulled out a stuffed animal. He pulled it out of the box and throw it.

"NO! MY FUZZLY! HE'S SCARED OF FLYING!" Garet screamed. He jumped up and leaped out into the aisle to catch the stuffed animal.

Fortunately for him, Isaac can't throw too far.

Unfortunately for him, the ground isn't soft and cushioned.

His head smacked into the ground, causing him to lose consciousness. A few people murmured in surprise, but nobody bothered to get up.

"Uh, well...let's start," muttered Isaac. "First, I feel I've got to make up for last category's trophy mishap."

Isaac grabbed a trophy and tossed it in the direction of Mia. However, his throw once again lacked both aim and strength. Instead of landing by Mia, the stuffed animal bounced off of Kraden's head. Somehow, it redirected itself in mid-air, as well as gained more air-time after hitting Kraden's head, and landed in Mia's lap.

As soon as the stuffed animal landed in it's destination, a few people clapped.

"Er...thanks! Yeah, that was intentional!" stated Isaac, rubbing the back of his head and smiling. Under his breath, he muttered, "Wow...that was lucky..."

Smiling again, Isaac pulled out his handy stack of cards and began reading from the top one. "Well, first category for the new trophies...er...second category, I mean," he said, looking down at Garet, "is the 'PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO BE PAIRED WITH ANOTHER'...and I think most of us can agree that Piers/Picard(GS 2) is the winner of this. Runner up...both Felix and Ivan, because it's kind of divided down the middle when it comes to Sheba as to who gets paired with her out of those two."

Sheba smiled evilly.

"Here ya go Piers/Picard!" shouted Isaac, making another horrible throw. Luckily for him, Piers/Picard was in the front row, so the stuffed animal actually landed pretty close to it's target.

Isaac held up another card. "Next...Um...I'm going to whisper this one out so Jenna doesn't hear it. Next, is the award for the 'COUPLE THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN'...and I think EVERYONE can agree that this one goes to Felix and Jenna(GS 1&2)..."

Felix's eyes bulged out and his mouth fell to his knees.

"Wha...WHAT?! That's SICK!" he shouted.

Rubbing his chin, Isaac said. "Yeah...and for obvious reasons, the runner up is Kraden and anybody(GS 1&2)."

Kraden raised an eyebrow. "I think these results are rigged," he said.

"Anyhoo...here ya go Felix," said Isaac. He grabbed a stuffed animal and threw it. Once again, it was a horrible throw... Amazingly, it was both weak AND lacking direction. It landed right in Kraden's lap.

"Err...oops..." Isaac said.

"He can KEEP it! This category sickens me," muttered Felix.

"Woo-hoo! I got a trophy for a pairings award!" said Kraden, jumping out of his seat and cheering.

"Righ... Sure..." murmured Isaac, switching the cards around. His eyes widened, and a smile spread across his face when he came to the next one.

"Ah! Here's a good one! It's also obvious as to who the winner is! The winner for the 'SEXIEST GUY' category, is me!(GS 1&2) Hehe, time to claim my trophy!"

Isaac bent down to get a trophy out of the box. Before he could grab one, the door to the auditorium suddenly burst open.

"Isaac!" shrieked a girl's voice.

"Wha?" Isaac looked up, only to see his worst nightmare.

A fangirl ran down the aisle. On her shirt were the words "I (heart) Isaac".

Yes...it was indeed Isaac's worst nightmare. A rabid fangirl.

"I found you!" she shouted, grinning from ear to ear. She continued running down the aisle, slowing down only to step on Garet a few times.

"Who...wha?!" shouted Isaac, taking a few steps backwards and dropping his cards.

The girl jumped up on stage, and wasted no time tackling Isaac.

"Hey! Get off!"

"No! You're mine!"

Isaac's face resembled somebody who was running from Dullahan.

The girl's face resembled somebody who had just found a million gold peices.

"You're not allowed in here!" yelled Isaac, trying to get up, which only resulted in him being hugged tighter.

"I'm your biggest fan! I'm allowed to go ANYWHERE with you!" she laughed.

"Biggest fan...?"

"Yep! I'm the one who sent you those millions an' millions of fan letters!"

Isaac started to struggle even more. "Ahh! Queenie Z! She's insane! Her letters prove it!" he screamed.

"Give ME an award! I can take YOU home as the trophy!" she said, standing up and pulling Isaac's scarf, dragging him to his feet.

"Ack! Help!" cried Isaac. "I was just kidding about the fan-bone-trophies!!!"

:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:

[Overview]

Person With The Most Stuffed Animals - Garet. | Runner Up - None.

Person Least Likely To Be Paired With Another - Piers/Picard. | Runner Up - Ivan and Felix.

Couple That Should Never Happen - Felix and Jenna. | Runner Up - Kraden and anybody.

Sexiest Guy - Isaac. | Runner Up - There is no runner up.

:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:·:~:

Joker: Ah, a cameo of a fan! Those are ALWAYS fun! Especially when I can assume that the way I wrote her would be the way she would act if she REALLY came across Isaac.

Review!

www.darkmonkey.com

JokersSpecter@hotmail.com - E-mail me for whatever or add me to MSN messenger to talk to me about stuff.