Title: Interviews
Rating: PG (one bad word so far...)
Disclaimer: Not mine...
A/N: please review!


Interviews with our favorite people...

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Question 1:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mulder:
The chicken was obviously running away from some government employees, it must have had some important information that it shouldn't have known. The bastards must have killed it! Killed it for what it knew!

Scully:
I never did see the chicken cross the road. I only saw it on this side of the road and on the other side. Therefore, it may not have actually crossed the road. There's no proof.

CGB Spender:
What chicken? There never was a chicken. There never was. You did not see a chicken crossing the road.

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Question 2:

If a tree falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound?

Mulder:
Of course! You have to trust in the truth, and the truth is that whether or not we are there, it will happen. However, it may make a weird noise, like when you step on a dog's tail or something. The government could tamper with that noise... You can never be to safe...

Scully:
Technically, it does make a noise, but no one will ever know because no one can ever be in an empty forest. This is a mystery isn't it?

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Should I continue? Stop? Any ideas? Please review! Thanks!!!