After Hogwarts
A/N: Thanks to Shania Maxwell, pablo5280, Eilidh (A Scottish Elf), Top Quark and hpcrazy (I feel so special knowing that! Thanks) for reviewing. Well here is the next chapter, enjoy!
Means change of the character type thing.
Chapter 11
"I'm glad everyone went back inside, I've been dying to kiss you all night," Ron whispered.
"Same here," Lavender whispered back before kissing Ron.
"Oh my God, they're going out!" Ginny whispered from behind a bush to her fellow listeners.
"I can't believe we're eavesdropping on them," Hermione whispered.
"Believe it. Now shut up so we can here them," Draco hissed.
"I can't believe that stupid bitch Hermione never figured out that you were cheating on her with me," Lavender laughed.
"Hell, I can't believe that none of them figured but that we've been dating since our sixth year. But then again, they all are just a bunch of gullible idiots," Ron laughed as well, kissing Lavender's neck.
"Let me at 'em," Hermione almost yelled.
"Not yet," Harry said, holding Hermione back.
"'We're just friends', I can't believe they believed that stupid lie," Lavender said.
"Well what can you do? They're a bunch of no-good losers," Ron said. "Especially my sister, thinking Draco is really on our side. What a joke."
"I want at them now!" Ginny exclaimed.
"Hold on babe," Draco whispered, holding Ginny like Harry was holding Hermione.
"When can we hurt them?" Ginny whined.
"As soon as we have a plan," Harry said before the four started to think of something to do to Ron and Lavender.
Ron and Lavender started to snog senseless, barely taking enough time to catch their breaths.
"God Lavender, I love you so much. More than I could love another woman," Ron managed to say between kisses.
"I love you too Ron," Lavender said.
"Lav, will you –" Ron started.
"Give us one good reason why we don't kick your sorry asses senseless," Harry said, wand withdrawn as he came out of the bushes with Hermione, Draco, and Ginny following.
"Did you hear all of our conversation?" Lavender asked, stepping away from Ron.
"No, we just want to beat the shit out of you two for no goodreason," Ginny said sarcastically. "Of course we did, you dingbat!"
"Ron, can you tell me something though?" Hermione asked.
"I guess, seeing how you all will probably want to hurt us anyways," Ron replied.
"Did you ever love me?"
"At one point maybe, maybe when we were fifteen – when we weren't dating. Otherwise, no, I didn't."
"Then why the fuck did you drag me on? I kept breaking-up with you, but you always came back and asked me to get back together, and you were so helpless – or so you seemed – and I couldn't say no. But if you didn't love me, you could have left me alone and let me live my life!" Hermione yelled. "And if truth be-told, I never loved you either!"
"Hermione calm down," Harry said, grabbing Hermione by the waist so she didn't jump Ron.
"Oh look, Harry and Hermione are an item!" Lavender giggled.
"Silencio!" Draco weakly said, pointing his wand at Lavender. "Shut it for once bitch. I might as well shut you up too, since I just don't want you talking back, Silencio!" Draco pointed his wand at Ron this time.
"We want the both of you to complete our list of demands before we decide what to do with you," Harry said. "Firstly, we want you to tell the Weasleys' that you were cheating on Hermione with Lavender. Secondly, we want you to dress in the others clothes. Thirdly, sit through three hours of the American purple dinosaur named Barney. Lastly, tell Lavender's parents that Lavender's a whore.
"We do not care what order you do these in as long as the truth comes out first. One of us will be watching you to make sure you complete our demand. And don't think of Disapparating out of here either, Hermione put up wards. You are free to complete these now," Harry said as Draco lifted the spell on them.
Lavender and Ron walked quickly to the Burrow as Hermione pointed her wand at the both of them. Once they were in the Burrow and Draco, Ginny, and Harry were the only ones outside, Harry turned to Draco.
"Why do you want them to dress in the others clothes?" Harry asked.
"I want a good laugh," Draco said, shrugging and grinning. "Why do you want them to watch Barney or whatever it's called?"
"I want them to feel torture. Remember how Madeline went to America for a week by herself? Well she come back with these tapes of this big, purple dinosaur and Hermia practically always wanted to watch him."
"Wait…you two have been in contact before now and after you both graduated?" Ginny asked.
"Yeah, how do you think Harry and Madeline met? Madeline was my cousin, she even mentioned that to you at Harry's funeral," Draco said.
"How exactly did they meet?" Ginny asked.
"Let me answer that," Harry said. "I was searching for Voldemort; Draco pointed me in the right direction, and even introduced me to Madeline. Draco and I have been best friends ever since. He's even Hermia's godfather."
Ginny glared at her husband, hands on her hips. She was about to say something to him when Hermione, Ron, and Lavender come back.
"Well they told the truth, and none of the Weasley's were too impressed," Hermione informed Harry, Draco, and Ginny. "Molly actually started to cry a bit."
"What do you two want to do next?" Harry asked.
"Telling my parents that I'm a whore," Lavender responded.
"OK, let's go," Ginny said, taking Lavender and Ron back down to the Burrow so they could use Floo Powder.
About ten minutes later, Ginny, Ron, and Lavender all came back out of the Burrow.
"Her parents didn't seem that surprised," Ginny called to them.
"That sucks. So what do you two want to do next?" Draco asked.
"Umm…the clothes changing thing," Ron replied.
"OK, change your clothes," Draco said.
"Right here, in front of you guys?" Lavender asked.
"Yes, it's not like none of us hasn't seen you in your knickers at one point, and if we haven't then we're going to now," Draco said.
They both sighed while Ginny covered her eyes, "I do not want to see my brother like that!"
Hermione just shuddered as if she just remembered something horrifying. Harry couldunderstand her though; it must have been a horrifying experience to have to sleep with Ron.
"There, we're changed," Ron said, standing in a way too small skirt and a way too small top.
Draco, Ginny, Hermione, and Harry all burst out laughing. Draco actually fell to the ground he was laughing so hard.
"Why did you want us to change clothes?" Lavender asked, Ron's clothes hanging off of her.
"So we could laugh our guts out," Draco laughed, clutching his stomach.
"Now you two get to watch Barney," Harry said, laughing.
"Do we stay in these clothes?" Ron asked.
"No, because I'll be coming to collect you both in the morning, I have to take my daughter home," Harry replied, heading down to the Burrow.
"How long do we have to stay in these clothes?" Ron asked, pulling the skirt down.
"Until I say you can change back," Draco said. "Now get going to the house."
Ron and Lavender groaned as they walked towards the house, only making Hermione, Ginny, and Draco laugh harder.
"Thanks for inviting us over Molly, we should try to visit you guys more often, but Hermia and I should get going," Harry said, picking up Hermia.
"OK Har-" Mrs.Weasley started before fainting; luckily Bill was nearby to catch her.
Harry looked over to the doorway and saw why she fainted, Ron and Lavender stood there in each other's clothes. All of the Weasley's (except for Bill who was reviving Mrs.Weasley) laughed, especially the kids.
"OK, you two can change back," Draco laughed.
Ron and Lavender high-tailed it out of there as fast as they could – Ron constantly pulling the skirt down, and Lavender trying to keep Ron's pants up.
"You two were going, weren't you?" Mrs. Weasley asked, fanning herself with her hand.
"Yes," Harry responded, grabbing Hermia's backpack with his free hand. "Oh yes, before I forget…here Arthur." Harry handed Mr. Squeakers to Mr. Weasley. Hermia almost said something, but Harry put a finger to his lips to silence her.
"Thank you Harry, but what exactly is the function of this rubber duck?" Arthur asked, examining the duck.
"The function is mostly for one to play while in the bath. It's great for children," Harry said. "But we ought to go, bye."
'Bye' was said by many of the Weasley's, plus the two Malfoy's as Harry Disapparated. After Harry got Hermia ready for bed, and put into bed, Hermione Apparated in.
"That wasn't that bad, don't you think?" Harry asked, Hermione and him sitting on the couch.
"Nah, only part that ruined the night was Ron and Lavender," Hermione replied, resting her head on Harry's shoulder.
"You're right; too bad I couldn't permanently get rid of them…" Harry trailed off, his eyes showing that he just thought of something.
Hermione looked up at Harry, "What are you thinking?"
Harry then told Hermione what he thought.
A/N: Well another chapter is over and done with. I think I'll be updating this every Friday or Saturday. This should be wrapping up soon too. That's all I have to say. Oh yeah, Review peeps! Thanks!
