Dark's Pet Walking
Business
By Anime2000
Disclaimer: The fact is that I
don't own it. Any questions?
blah -obviously a scene change.
"NO!" Celtic yelled. "The
horrors!"
"Stop panicking," said Dark. "The
Harpy Sisters just want us to walk their pet"
"I AM
PANICKING HERE!!"
"What's so bad about their pet?"
DMG asked.
"Ever heard of Harpy's Pet Dragon?"
Celtic asked.
"Uh-" DMG started to
say.
"Exactly!"
"Relax!" Dark said
calmly "What could possibly go wrong?"
He should
have known better...
"You'd better, like, take good care
of Draggy, or like, else-!" Harpy #1 was cut off short by her
red headed sister.
"What my sister meant was that we're
really glad that you could take care of our pet, Draggy. Isn't that
right?" she asked her other sister.
"Whatever"
was her answer.
"Um......" was all DMG, Dark, and
Mystic could say. Celtic however thought 'Draggy? What kind of name
is that?!'
"Oh, I'm sorry," said the red head. "My
name is Elly. My sister here is Eliza-"
"Whatever."
"And
Elise."
"Duh."
"Hey Mystic,"
Celtic whispered. "Aren't Harpies supposed to be ugly birds that
have women's heads?"
Mystic couldn't help but
smile.
"What?" asked Elise.
"What's so
funny?" asked Elly.
"Nothing," Celtic said
innocently.
"Whatever!" said Eliza angrily.
Dark
shot Celtic a warning look, but Celtic wasn't paying
attention.
What a wonderful day...
"This thing
weighs a ton!" Dark exclaimed dragging 'Draggy' along.
"Two,"
DMG corrected him.
"No dif."
"Hey,
What's that?" Mystic asked pointing to.....
Today was a
lovely day. White fluffy clouds in the light blue sky, wind
whispering through trees, flowers and waving you along, a Dark
Magician and his friends trying to coax a dragon out of a
tree.
"Who'd of think a dragon would be afraid of a
Niwatori?" DMG asked tugging at Draggy's tail.
"I
wouldn't," said Celtic "Those things just sleep-ow!"
he stopped when the Niwatori pecked his foot. "You
little-!"
"Celtic!" DMG hissed. "Don't
hurt it."
"Well, that's easy for you to say!"
"We
don't harm the pets we're walking!" Mystic said
angrily.
"Well, I'm not walking it..."
"Don't
anyway."
"Now help us get this dragon down!"
Dark said tugging on the leash.
"Can't he get down be
himself?"
"No. I think he's..........." Dark
stopped.
After a veeery long pause.
".........Stuck"
finished DMG.
After another loooong pause.
"Stuck?"
Celtic asked. "STUCK?!"
"Celtic," began
Mystic.
"STUCK?!"
"Celtic!" Mystic
said again, though a bit more
spitefully.
"STUCK?!"
"CELTIC!!!"
"Sorry."
After that, and
thinking up 'fantastic' idea to get Draggy out of the tree, ("It
breathes FIRE!!") they passed Ms. Hart's house. They heard a
vague howling on the roof, but dismissed that idea. Well, Dark just
changed the subject anyway. They were walking past Lord of D's
house.
"I think something's following us."
"Why,
Dark?" DMG asked her big brother.
"Well, there does
happen to be a shadow that's behind us......"
What next?
Meanwhile...
It was the big day! Lord of D's Baby Dragon was
losing its first tooth! A loud explosion was heard outside. A series
of shrieks and yells followed after it. A loud gulping noise was also
heard.
And back to Dark and the others...
"You-you-"
Dark started.
Currently...
"I
challenge you to a Duel, Yami!"
"I accept, Kaiba!"
And the results will,
no doubt, favor a certain spiky-haired Duelist once again.
Back
to the Cards...
"That was a lousy trick!" DMG
yelled brushing off cinders from her shirt.
"Really? I
thought it was entertaining" The Magician of Black Chaos said,
smiling smugly. "Seeing my friend running around shrieking,
'IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!'" With that, he pointed to
Dark.
Dark glared at the Magician of Black Chaos. He glared
back.
"Oh boy," Celtic muttered to
Mystic.
Currently...
"Hey Joey! Guess
what?!"
"What's up, Tea?"
"Kaiba
just challenged Yami to a Duel!"
"Again?! Doesn't
that guy ever learn ta quit? He just lost to Yami last week!"
"Well,
let's go see! Tristen and Ryou are there already."
A
few minutes later...
"Glad you guys could make it! Look,
something strange is happening!" said Ryou when Tea and Joey got
there.
They leaned over the balcony and saw....
"Yami,
what's with your cards?!" asked Seto, very confused.
"I
don't know!" Yami replied looking as baffled as him. "Are
you sure there's nothing wrong with YOUR Dueling arena?"
"What's
the matter?" Tea asked Tristen.
"None of the
monsters are appearing."
"Hmm..."
"What
are you doing Yami?" asked Seto "What are you-Ack! Stop!!"
he yelled as Yami started kicking his side of the arena. "IT
TOOK MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO BUILD THIS THING!!"
Yami
kicked harder.
The monsters finally appeared.
"Uh..."
Seto couldn't find the right word.
The Dark Magician was
having a staring contest with the Magician of Black Chaos.
"Men..."
the Dark Magician Girl said shaking her head, embarrassedly.
"Ah.
What can we do?" Mystic Elf asked tapping her foot
impatiently.
Celtic Guardian was banging his head repeatedly
on Harpy's Pet Dragon, who was watching with interest at the two
competing mages.
Yami looked almost speechless. Oh heck, he
was speechless. And so was everyone else.
