Dark's Pet Walking
Business
By Anime2000
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
No, wait....that would mean I do own it and...and...no, wait....okay,
I just don't own it.
blah -obviously a scene change.
"I can't believe it! That idiot
started a pet walking business?! It was my idea!"
"It's
alright Dark!" said Celtic
"NO it isn't!!"
Not
that important, but still important!
Ms. Hart was trying to
get Silver Fang off the roof. How in Obelisk's name did he get up
there again? And why were there dark light coming from the Dark
Magician's house?
Inside the Dark Magician's
house
Everyone peeked from whatever furniture they were
hiding behind. Dark was breathing heavily and was shaking with
anger.
"Oh my..." whispered Mystic coming from
behind a sofa that had suffered the full blast of Dark's 'Dark Magic
Attack'.
"Yep," said DMG walking out of a closet.
"Wait 'till Grandpa sees this-"
"What?"
All
of Dark's rage disappeared as the Dark Sage entered the
room.
"Gr-Grandpa! What are you doing home?" he
asked, eyes widening.
"I came back because SOMEONE-"
At this he looked at Dark who grinned sheepishly "-just had to
blow up the house."
"I didn't blow the house up! I
just...uh...well..."
"Yeah, I thought so. And aren't
you supposed to be teaching DMG right now?"
"Well
yeah but...you see...she...forgot! Yeah! She forgot to do her
homework and I can't do anything until she turns it in! Yeah! That's
right!"
"What homework-ow!" DMG stopped when
Dark elbowed her and shot her the scary look he usually saved for
Duels. "Oh. THAT homework!"
Dark gave her a look
which seemed to say 'Yeah! That one!' very sarcastically.
When
Grandpa left, DMG asked "What homework?"
Yes, what
homework...er...in the real world...
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
YUGI!"
"Wow!" exclaimed Yugi. He didn't think
that his friends remembered (why not? I'm sure Tea would've said
something!).
"Open mine first!"
"No
mine!"
"ME!"
"Hey! I shoved mine
into his face first!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yuh
huh!"
Yugi watched his friends argue and sighed.
"Happy
birthday Yugi!"
"Huh? Grandpa?"
"Here's
your present," said his grandfather, handing him a small
package.
"Thanks Grandpa! It's...my deck." Yugi hid
his disappointment very well.
"No. It's actually my deck,
but I'll let you keep it. And I added something in it last week but
you were too busy with school-"
Yugi began searching
through his deck. "Here! This one right!?" he asked holding
up a card.
"Yeah, that's the one. The card's name
is..."
It's really dumb...
"I'm walking
Jirai Gumo!" said Dark.
"Tough. I called him first,"
Chaos (magician of black chaos) replied.
"NO YOU
DIDN'T!"
"I DID!"
"I didn't know
that Jirai Gumo was a 'he'," Celtic whispered to DMG.
"I'm
sure they're just calling Jirai Gumo that."
"I'M
WALKING HIM!!!" yelled both Chaos and Dark.
Back to the
real world...
"Grandpa said the new card's name is Pet
Walker," said Yugi staring at the card. It had a picture of a
Dark Magician running away from Silver Fang.
"Hey! Wanna
test it out?" asked Joey.
"Sure!"
A few
minutes later...
"Okay! Let's Duel!" said Joey when
they got to Kaiba Land.
"It says that the Spellcaster or
Warrior in the picture's attack and defense increases by 700. So I'll
play the Dark Magician and equip it with Pet Walker-geez, not
again!"
Joey leaned over to see what happened. He nearly
fell over. "Hey! Why does this keep happening?!"
"Aw
man," muttered Yugi.
Yugi and Joey didn't think it was
funny anymore, this being the third time and all, but to many other
people, it might.
Dark and Chaos appeared in the middle of the
arena.
"Dumb-! Idiotic-! Jerk!" yelled Dark, kicking
Chaos who was flat on his stomach.
"Idiot! Moron!
Stupid!" Chaos yelled back earning a harder kick in the
ribs.
"You're the idiot!" Dark yelled. There was a
crazy glint in his eyes. Yugi and Joey supposed it was Pet
Walker.
DMG, Celtic and Mystic appeared.
"What in
Ra's name does he think he's doing?" asked DMG.
"In
exchange for Pet Walker's power, he loses his sanity maybe?"
suggested Celtic.
"Hey, maybe we should go stop him?"
said Mystic.
"Yeah..."
They rushed up to
Dark.
"Uh, Dark?" asked DMG "Maybe you
should-"
"NO! I'll kill him! I'll kill him! I'll
kill him! I'll kill you too! And your friends!!!" There was the
crazy glint again.
DMG backed away. "Uh
riiiiiiiiiiight...see ya later then"
"Why don't we
just let Dark send him to the Graveyard?" asked Celtic who was
also afraid of this new and malevolent
magician
"Eh...sure...?"
Yugi and Joey just
stared and shook their heads.
"I'm forfeiting," said
Joey and Yugi at the same time, thus saving Chaos.
Later with
Dark and his friends...
"Sorry I threatened to kill
you," Dark apologized. "I do not know what
happened"
"I'm thinking it was that card! Pet Walker
right?" asked DMG.
"Hi Ms. Hart," the group
greeted Ms. Hart.
"Oh, hi! Could someone please help me
get Silver Fang off the roof?"
With Yugi and the
others...
Yugi and his friends were at the Game Shop trying
to figure out why the cards have been acting so strange.
"Well,
when did this start?" asked Tea.
"Last week, I
think," Yugi answered after a moment's thought.
"Wait,"
said Ryou. "Did your Grandpa say that he put the card 'Pet
Walker' in your deck last week?"
"Yeah..."
