Dark's Pet Walking
Business
By Anime2000
Disclaimer: I know a thing that
gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I
know a thing that gets on everybody's nerves and it called a
disclaimer! I know a thing that gets on everybody's nerves...
Yeah,
I don't own it.
When all was well again in
the Dark Magician's household, the Dark Sage reminded Dark that he
had a training session with Dark Magician Girl.
"Now
Dark," said the Dark Sage seriously. "I don't want you
hurting your little sister!"
Dark nodded and said, "Why
would I hurt her? She only broke my staff in half...not to mention my
door" with that, he glared at DMG. DMG smiled sheepishly back.
Dark ran to his room to find his staff. "Now, let's see. Where
did I put the other half?"
After a few minutes...
"I'm
back" said Dark, walking out of his room. He didn't need to open
his door because...DMG broke it down.
Celtic took one glance
at his staff and said "Dark, what happened to your
staff-?"
Dark walked up to him. "I taped it back
together" he said. "You have a problem with that?" he
added menacingly.
"Uh...no!" exclaimed Celtic. "No
problem at all!" he laughed nervously and backed away from the
mage. "Hey Mystic!" he whispered. "What's up with
him?"
"He had a bad day?" she guessed.
"Should
we follow them outside?" asked Celtic when the two magicians had
left.
"Are you mad?" asked Mystic. "Have you
seen them train? It's like a battle out there!" she ran towards
the door. "Of course we should
go!"
Outside...obviously...
"H-hey Dark!"
yelled DMG. "Can I sit on my wand instead of standing on it?"
she was really bad at the balancing. "I-I think I'm gonna fall!"
she shrieked, almost losing her balance.
"What are you? A
witch?" asked Dark, who was standing perfectly on his staff.
Despite the fact that it was taped back together, it worked perfectly
fine! For now...
"I-I thought-Whoa!" cried DMG,
waving her arms to keep from falling. "Th- that I was a-a-!!!"
She wobbled dangerously on her wand.
"No, no,"
corrected Dark, flying towards her. "You're a magician."
"It's
sometimes fun to watch," said Mystic to Celtic walking
outside.
"I'll say" agreed Celtic. "But what
about DMG?"
"They're a foot off the ground, you
idiot!"
"Oh, but they're gonna rise higher aren't
they?"
"Of course," said Mystic. "That's
how they usually train."
So the two magicians rose up in
to the air, DMG waving her arms wildly to not fall off and DM writing
notes down, mumbling that he should install training wings on DMG's
wand.
"D-DARK!!!!!" DMG screamed as she fell off.
Luckily for her, she grabbed on to her wand.
-KABLOOM-
A
loud explosion was created when she grabbed on to it because she
unleashed a LARGE amount of dark magic. Fortunately for her, she
explosion slowed her down and she did not get hurt when she landed on
the ground. Unfortunately for Dark, the shockwaves knocked him out of
the air and in to a tree.
"Um...Dark?" she asked,
her eyes growing wide. "I didn't kill him...did I?" DMG
started panicking. Suddenly a huge wave of magic burst from the tree,
scattering leaves everywhere; everyone ran behind something to avoid
being hit.
"Ow! Stupid staff! Stupid thorns! Hey! Since
when did this tree have thorns?"
DMG sighed in
relief and flew, sitting down, to the tree with no leaves. "Well
Dark, do you want me to pay for a new staff?" she asked, jumping
on to one of the branches.
"Dark Magician Girl! Don't you
dare-" yelled Dark. Too late. The branch broke off and Dark
tumbled down the tree. DMG grabbed on to her floating wand just in
time.
"Ouch," she winced. "S-sorry Dark!"
she yelled, hoping he could hear her. Dark soon climbed back up the
tree, avoiding all dead branches.
"Not to mention my
hospital bills!" he hissed, hitting her on the head with his
staff.
"Owww..." she said, rubbing her head.
"Dark,
so are SO pathetic!" yelled a voice that everyone knew and
despised.
"Chaos, just leave!" Dark shouted back.
"Go, or meet Pet Walker again!"
Chaos rolled his
eyes. "Puh-leez," he said. "You aren't equipped with
that right now!"
Dark jumped out of the tree and landed
right in front of Chaos. "But when I do, you. Will. Die."
He said the last three words slowly, emphasizing his point.
"I
guess, I won't have to pay for the bills," DMG whispered to
Celtic and Mystic when she found them. They had decided too stay in
their hiding places in case the two skilled mages decided to Duel.
"He seems all right."
"Yeah" said Celtic.
"And what's that rumbling?" he asked. Indeed, a loud
rumbling was heard and as they looked down Spellcaster Lane, they saw
a HUGE swarm of pet stampeding towards them.
"Oh...Obelisk..."
Mystic whispered, her eyes as wide as saucers.
"Aw, curse
it to Osiris!" muttered Chaos. He ran like the wind with Dark
standing there. The pets passed him. There were so many different
kinds like the Electric Lizard, the Man-Eating Bug, many Killer
Needles, a Shining Friendship....the list could go on for quite some
time! Dark was about to turn around and go home if it wasn't for a
certain knight running after the pets, yelling for them to wait
up.
'Okay, this is just getting weird,' thought Dark to
himself. He walked back to DMG, Mystic, and Celtic. "And you..."
he said, pointing to DMG.
"Eeee...." Said DMG.
'Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me...' she thought over and
over and over. In her head, of course, but I'm sure that Dark heard
her...
"You need so much training that it's not even
funny!" he said.
"I thought it wasn't supposed to be
funny at all," she muttered before she could stop herself.
"Ah...heh, did I just say that?" she asked, getting a nod
from Celtic and Mystic. 'Oops' Dark just stared at her and went
inside.
"I take it this lesson's over?" asked
DMG.
Dark came back with two really tacky looking wings.
"Nope. You need training wings" DMG looked at the wings as
if it was a slug.
"You have got to be kidding me,"
she said, poking it cautiously as if it would spring up any moment
and attack her.
"They're not alive," said Dark,
exasperated. "They won't kill you."
"No, but
the stuff growing on it looks like it will," DMG replied, still
poking it. The blue stuff moved. "EEEEEE!!!" Dark dropped
it when she screamed.
"Uh, good point," he said. A
large sweatdrop was forming on Mystic and Celtic's faces. "But
you don't have to use them just now," he continued, trying to
ignore them. "We can try again and if you still can't fly, then
you have to use these."
"Really?" asked DMG.
"Thanks Dark!" she said hugging him. She was REALLY glad
that she didn't have to use them...right now any way. DMG flew with
grace and speed of a full-fledged mage that time. Even Dark was
impressed.
Meanwhile on the ground, Mystic and Celtic were
inspecting the wings. "Fascinating!" whispered Mystic,
prodding it with a twig from the tree that Dark fell from.
"Gross,"
said Celtic. "What is it?"
"Looks like
mold...or...jam?" she asked, poking harder. It sprung up at them
and then flopped back down.
"Oh, Ra, what is that
thing?!" Celtic asked, jumping away from it.
After
getting over the shock, Mystic got a piece off of it with her stick
and set it on the ground. It crawled back to the original glob and
melted back in. "I see now. It's Revival
Jam!"
"That's...really...nice..." said Celtic
looking at it disgustedly. "How do we get rid of it?"
"I
don't see why we should," said Mystic. "I mean it must have
been here for ages! It's quite an interesting pet. We should ask he
Dark Sage." Mystic picked up the wings and walked in to the
house. Celtic made sure that he was FAR away from it.
"Welcome
back," said the Dark Sage. "So what brings you here?"
he was sitting at the table. He didn't even look at them when they
came in. It looked like he was working on a project
"We
came to asked about this," said Mystic, holding up the wings.
"Is it yours?"
"Of course it is," said the
Dark Sage. "I used it...quite a few years ago. Stupid pieces
won't fit together..." The project was a puzzle.
"No,
no, no," said Mystic, shaking her head. "I meant THIS!"
she pointed to the Revival Jam. "Is this-"
"No,"
said Celtic, grabbing one of the pieces from the Dark Sage. "This
one goes here, and this one here, and this one definitely goes
here..." Within a few a few minutes, he had solved the
puzzle.
"That's a really nice picture of the Millennium
Puzzle. It looks almost like the real thing," said Mystic. "So
is this yours?" she asked, pulling a piece off. It immediately
jumped off her hand and back on to the rest of itself.
"Jelly?"
asked the Dark Sage. Mystic handed it to him. "Yes! It IS you!"
he exclaimed, pulling a piece off.
No movement.
"Sir?"
said Mystic. "I think it's...dead"
"How can you
tell with that face-oof!" Mystic nudged Celtic really hard in
the ribs.
"Oh well," said the Dark Sage. "It
was due to die sooner or later. I suppose we could give it a
funeral."
"Hm. Yes," agreed Mystic. "Should
we burn it or bury it?"
"Um...right" said
Celtic. "I'm going outside." He was getting a headache.
When he walked outside, something was hurled at him and he was sent
flying back in the house. "D...DMG?" he asked, rubbing his
head. He now had a REALLY bad headache.
"Whoa!" she
cried, jumping up. She ran back outside. "Dark! Show me how to
do that!"
Celtic walked back to the door, checking to
make sure nothing else would be thrown at him; he walked outside to
view the training. It started to rain, so they had to go back
inside.
Meanwhile in the real world...
Yugi and his
friends were in his room, discussing the issue of the Dark Magician,
Magician of Black Chaos, Mystical Elf, Celtic Guardian, and Dark
Magician Girl. Also Pet Walker.
"I don't know," said
Yugi. "Maybe I should take Pet Walker out of my deck. But then
again, it was a birthday present from Grandpa and I really don't want
to hurt his feelings."
"But we can't Duel with that
card in there!" said Joey. "It's impossible!"
"You
could Duel without using the holograms!" said Tea. "That's
how you used to Duel before"
"Good idea, Tea!"
exclaimed Yugi. He held out his deck. "Wait- aren't these your
cards, Joey?" he asked, handing a few cards back. "And this
one's yours, Ryou." He handed back the Man-Eater Bug.
"My
Shining Friendship!" said Tea when Yugi gave back her
card.
"Man!" said Tristen. "What's going
on?"
Remember to leave a review on your way
out. Flames will be used to burn the Revival Jam's body and the ashes
will be scattered around in the Dark Magician's house.
