Dark's Pet Walking Business

By Anime2000

Disclaimer: I know a thing that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a thing that gets on everybody's nerves and it called a disclaimer! I know a thing that gets on everybody's nerves...

Yeah, I don't own it.

When all was well again in the Dark Magician's household, the Dark Sage reminded Dark that he had a training session with Dark Magician Girl.

"Now Dark," said the Dark Sage seriously. "I don't want you hurting your little sister!"

Dark nodded and said, "Why would I hurt her? She only broke my staff in half...not to mention my door" with that, he glared at DMG. DMG smiled sheepishly back. Dark ran to his room to find his staff. "Now, let's see. Where did I put the other half?"

After a few minutes...

"I'm back" said Dark, walking out of his room. He didn't need to open his door because...DMG broke it down.

Celtic took one glance at his staff and said "Dark, what happened to your staff-?"

Dark walked up to him. "I taped it back together" he said. "You have a problem with that?" he added menacingly.

"Uh...no!" exclaimed Celtic. "No problem at all!" he laughed nervously and backed away from the mage. "Hey Mystic!" he whispered. "What's up with him?"

"He had a bad day?" she guessed.

"Should we follow them outside?" asked Celtic when the two magicians had left.

"Are you mad?" asked Mystic. "Have you seen them train? It's like a battle out there!" she ran towards the door. "Of course we should go!"

Outside...obviously...

"H-hey Dark!" yelled DMG. "Can I sit on my wand instead of standing on it?" she was really bad at the balancing. "I-I think I'm gonna fall!" she shrieked, almost losing her balance.

"What are you? A witch?" asked Dark, who was standing perfectly on his staff. Despite the fact that it was taped back together, it worked perfectly fine! For now...

"I-I thought-Whoa!" cried DMG, waving her arms to keep from falling. "Th- that I was a-a-!!!" She wobbled dangerously on her wand.

"No, no," corrected Dark, flying towards her. "You're a magician."

"It's sometimes fun to watch," said Mystic to Celtic walking outside.

"I'll say" agreed Celtic. "But what about DMG?"

"They're a foot off the ground, you idiot!"

"Oh, but they're gonna rise higher aren't they?"

"Of course," said Mystic. "That's how they usually train."

So the two magicians rose up in to the air, DMG waving her arms wildly to not fall off and DM writing notes down, mumbling that he should install training wings on DMG's wand.

"D-DARK!!!!!" DMG screamed as she fell off. Luckily for her, she grabbed on to her wand.

-KABLOOM-

A loud explosion was created when she grabbed on to it because she unleashed a LARGE amount of dark magic. Fortunately for her, she explosion slowed her down and she did not get hurt when she landed on the ground. Unfortunately for Dark, the shockwaves knocked him out of the air and in to a tree.

"Um...Dark?" she asked, her eyes growing wide. "I didn't kill him...did I?" DMG started panicking. Suddenly a huge wave of magic burst from the tree, scattering leaves everywhere; everyone ran behind something to avoid being hit.

"Ow! Stupid staff! Stupid thorns! Hey! Since when did this tree have thorns?"

DMG sighed in relief and flew, sitting down, to the tree with no leaves. "Well Dark, do you want me to pay for a new staff?" she asked, jumping on to one of the branches.

"Dark Magician Girl! Don't you dare-" yelled Dark. Too late. The branch broke off and Dark tumbled down the tree. DMG grabbed on to her floating wand just in time.

"Ouch," she winced. "S-sorry Dark!" she yelled, hoping he could hear her. Dark soon climbed back up the tree, avoiding all dead branches.

"Not to mention my hospital bills!" he hissed, hitting her on the head with his staff.

"Owww..." she said, rubbing her head.

"Dark, so are SO pathetic!" yelled a voice that everyone knew and despised.

"Chaos, just leave!" Dark shouted back. "Go, or meet Pet Walker again!"

Chaos rolled his eyes. "Puh-leez," he said. "You aren't equipped with that right now!"

Dark jumped out of the tree and landed right in front of Chaos. "But when I do, you. Will. Die." He said the last three words slowly, emphasizing his point.

"I guess, I won't have to pay for the bills," DMG whispered to Celtic and Mystic when she found them. They had decided too stay in their hiding places in case the two skilled mages decided to Duel. "He seems all right."

"Yeah" said Celtic. "And what's that rumbling?" he asked. Indeed, a loud rumbling was heard and as they looked down Spellcaster Lane, they saw a HUGE swarm of pet stampeding towards them.

"Oh...Obelisk..." Mystic whispered, her eyes as wide as saucers.

"Aw, curse it to Osiris!" muttered Chaos. He ran like the wind with Dark standing there. The pets passed him. There were so many different kinds like the Electric Lizard, the Man-Eating Bug, many Killer Needles, a Shining Friendship....the list could go on for quite some time! Dark was about to turn around and go home if it wasn't for a certain knight running after the pets, yelling for them to wait up.

'Okay, this is just getting weird,' thought Dark to himself. He walked back to DMG, Mystic, and Celtic. "And you..." he said, pointing to DMG.

"Eeee...." Said DMG. 'Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me...' she thought over and over and over. In her head, of course, but I'm sure that Dark heard her...

"You need so much training that it's not even funny!" he said.

"I thought it wasn't supposed to be funny at all," she muttered before she could stop herself. "Ah...heh, did I just say that?" she asked, getting a nod from Celtic and Mystic. 'Oops' Dark just stared at her and went inside.

"I take it this lesson's over?" asked DMG.

Dark came back with two really tacky looking wings. "Nope. You need training wings" DMG looked at the wings as if it was a slug.

"You have got to be kidding me," she said, poking it cautiously as if it would spring up any moment and attack her.

"They're not alive," said Dark, exasperated. "They won't kill you."

"No, but the stuff growing on it looks like it will," DMG replied, still poking it. The blue stuff moved. "EEEEEE!!!" Dark dropped it when she screamed.

"Uh, good point," he said. A large sweatdrop was forming on Mystic and Celtic's faces. "But you don't have to use them just now," he continued, trying to ignore them. "We can try again and if you still can't fly, then you have to use these."

"Really?" asked DMG. "Thanks Dark!" she said hugging him. She was REALLY glad that she didn't have to use them...right now any way. DMG flew with grace and speed of a full-fledged mage that time. Even Dark was impressed.

Meanwhile on the ground, Mystic and Celtic were inspecting the wings. "Fascinating!" whispered Mystic, prodding it with a twig from the tree that Dark fell from.

"Gross," said Celtic. "What is it?"

"Looks like mold...or...jam?" she asked, poking harder. It sprung up at them and then flopped back down.

"Oh, Ra, what is that thing?!" Celtic asked, jumping away from it.

After getting over the shock, Mystic got a piece off of it with her stick and set it on the ground. It crawled back to the original glob and melted back in. "I see now. It's Revival Jam!"

"That's...really...nice..." said Celtic looking at it disgustedly. "How do we get rid of it?"

"I don't see why we should," said Mystic. "I mean it must have been here for ages! It's quite an interesting pet. We should ask he Dark Sage." Mystic picked up the wings and walked in to the house. Celtic made sure that he was FAR away from it.

"Welcome back," said the Dark Sage. "So what brings you here?" he was sitting at the table. He didn't even look at them when they came in. It looked like he was working on a project

"We came to asked about this," said Mystic, holding up the wings. "Is it yours?"

"Of course it is," said the Dark Sage. "I used it...quite a few years ago. Stupid pieces won't fit together..." The project was a puzzle.

"No, no, no," said Mystic, shaking her head. "I meant THIS!" she pointed to the Revival Jam. "Is this-"

"No," said Celtic, grabbing one of the pieces from the Dark Sage. "This one goes here, and this one here, and this one definitely goes here..." Within a few a few minutes, he had solved the puzzle.

"That's a really nice picture of the Millennium Puzzle. It looks almost like the real thing," said Mystic. "So is this yours?" she asked, pulling a piece off. It immediately jumped off her hand and back on to the rest of itself.

"Jelly?" asked the Dark Sage. Mystic handed it to him. "Yes! It IS you!" he exclaimed, pulling a piece off.

No movement.

"Sir?" said Mystic. "I think it's...dead"

"How can you tell with that face-oof!" Mystic nudged Celtic really hard in the ribs.

"Oh well," said the Dark Sage. "It was due to die sooner or later. I suppose we could give it a funeral."

"Hm. Yes," agreed Mystic. "Should we burn it or bury it?"

"Um...right" said Celtic. "I'm going outside." He was getting a headache. When he walked outside, something was hurled at him and he was sent flying back in the house. "D...DMG?" he asked, rubbing his head. He now had a REALLY bad headache.

"Whoa!" she cried, jumping up. She ran back outside. "Dark! Show me how to do that!"

Celtic walked back to the door, checking to make sure nothing else would be thrown at him; he walked outside to view the training. It started to rain, so they had to go back inside.

Meanwhile in the real world...

Yugi and his friends were in his room, discussing the issue of the Dark Magician, Magician of Black Chaos, Mystical Elf, Celtic Guardian, and Dark Magician Girl. Also Pet Walker.

"I don't know," said Yugi. "Maybe I should take Pet Walker out of my deck. But then again, it was a birthday present from Grandpa and I really don't want to hurt his feelings."

"But we can't Duel with that card in there!" said Joey. "It's impossible!"

"You could Duel without using the holograms!" said Tea. "That's how you used to Duel before"

"Good idea, Tea!" exclaimed Yugi. He held out his deck. "Wait- aren't these your cards, Joey?" he asked, handing a few cards back. "And this one's yours, Ryou." He handed back the Man-Eater Bug.

"My Shining Friendship!" said Tea when Yugi gave back her card.

"Man!" said Tristen. "What's going on?"

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