Me: Yay!! First Fic Ever!! EVER!! EVER!!!! Ok not ever, but you got the
idea.
Cloud: Riiiiiggghhhttt.....
Me: Yuffie, I WISH CLOUD WAS MUTE!!
Yuffie: No problem!! *Poof*
Cloud *Muffled* You suck!!
Me: Ok, I'm happy. Now, on with the fic!
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Chapter 1: We're on the road again!
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"We're on the road again, once again on the road again...Blah blah blah blah blah blah...Something something something again!" Matthew Sung. After beating the dragon, everybody broke away, but Matthew, Wil, Serra, and Rebecca got back on the road again. They were on their way through the Sacean Plains to Ilia. They were going to visit Florina, Fiora, and Farina, who had gotten married to Sain (I don't know, so don't talk to me) Matthew was singing, Wil was giving Rebecca a piggy back ride, and Serra was busy trying to get Matthew to notice her.
"Hey Matthew, when we gonna get to the next town!!??" Wil asked, obviously the weight of Rebecca on his back getting to him.
"Don't worry about it! We're almost there!" He said. As they passed the next hill, they looked down, hoping to see the next town, what they saw instead, was carnage. There were some small huts, and some people, but the rest was in ruins. They ran down the hill, getting to the town.
"Oh my god, What the hell happened here!!" Serra and Rebbeca asked, looking at the ruins of the town. A townsperson came up to them.
"Bandits attacked the town, and they took all our livestock! Now, their gonna come back and take all our gold!"
"Why didn't they take it before?" Wil asked.
"We really don't know, but they'll be here on the hour, so you better run!"
"We never run! We'll help you!" Serra said.
"Really!! Oh that's great! We have some volunteers to help protect the people. We needed someone to lead them into battle." He went into a hut and returned with 3 soldiers with lances, ready to fight. "Please, save out village."
"We'll try." Wil said, reading his Brave Bow. Serra readied her mend staff and her shine spell book. Rebecca also readied her Brave Bow, and Matthew readied his Silver Sword. "We'll try our hardest"
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Me: Finished!
Cloud(Finally un muffled): I'll have you know, that that was the worst fic you ever wrote.
Me: Yuffie....
Yuffie: I may love you honey, but in DA RULES, it states that if I muffle Cloud more then once in one fic, then I get demoted back to Materia Hunter. I like being a Married Materia Ninja!!
Cloud: Fight the power! That's why I love you Yuffie! *Grabs Yuffie, Goes into a room that magically appears out of thin air.
Me: Riiiiggghhhttt... Ok, R&R plz!!! I'll send a cookie to all who do!
Cloud: Riiiiiggghhhttt.....
Me: Yuffie, I WISH CLOUD WAS MUTE!!
Yuffie: No problem!! *Poof*
Cloud *Muffled* You suck!!
Me: Ok, I'm happy. Now, on with the fic!
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Chapter 1: We're on the road again!
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"We're on the road again, once again on the road again...Blah blah blah blah blah blah...Something something something again!" Matthew Sung. After beating the dragon, everybody broke away, but Matthew, Wil, Serra, and Rebecca got back on the road again. They were on their way through the Sacean Plains to Ilia. They were going to visit Florina, Fiora, and Farina, who had gotten married to Sain (I don't know, so don't talk to me) Matthew was singing, Wil was giving Rebecca a piggy back ride, and Serra was busy trying to get Matthew to notice her.
"Hey Matthew, when we gonna get to the next town!!??" Wil asked, obviously the weight of Rebecca on his back getting to him.
"Don't worry about it! We're almost there!" He said. As they passed the next hill, they looked down, hoping to see the next town, what they saw instead, was carnage. There were some small huts, and some people, but the rest was in ruins. They ran down the hill, getting to the town.
"Oh my god, What the hell happened here!!" Serra and Rebbeca asked, looking at the ruins of the town. A townsperson came up to them.
"Bandits attacked the town, and they took all our livestock! Now, their gonna come back and take all our gold!"
"Why didn't they take it before?" Wil asked.
"We really don't know, but they'll be here on the hour, so you better run!"
"We never run! We'll help you!" Serra said.
"Really!! Oh that's great! We have some volunteers to help protect the people. We needed someone to lead them into battle." He went into a hut and returned with 3 soldiers with lances, ready to fight. "Please, save out village."
"We'll try." Wil said, reading his Brave Bow. Serra readied her mend staff and her shine spell book. Rebecca also readied her Brave Bow, and Matthew readied his Silver Sword. "We'll try our hardest"
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Me: Finished!
Cloud(Finally un muffled): I'll have you know, that that was the worst fic you ever wrote.
Me: Yuffie....
Yuffie: I may love you honey, but in DA RULES, it states that if I muffle Cloud more then once in one fic, then I get demoted back to Materia Hunter. I like being a Married Materia Ninja!!
Cloud: Fight the power! That's why I love you Yuffie! *Grabs Yuffie, Goes into a room that magically appears out of thin air.
Me: Riiiiggghhhttt... Ok, R&R plz!!! I'll send a cookie to all who do!
