Wow I got reviews and they were good cept that messed up dawn person jk k
here I chapter 2 I hope u guys like it =thought=
Chapter 2: Back up from a fox
=Of all the people to forget in the damn house I forget about the one with the exploding tanks!!!! Ok situation I'm about to die. Resolution wait for death=
"What should we do with him?" Su asked in her happy voice.
"I say we tie him up cut off his tongue and send him to hell!"
Stephen replied like the smart-ass he was he didn't mean to be but he just was.
"I thought I already was in hell what with the demonic strength u have and the fire and explosions and such!"
This pissed Naru off incredibly steam was flowing out of her ears.
"HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE COMMITING ALL THE PERVERTED ACTS YOU DESERVE TO GO TO HELL FOR touching . . . . my b-breasts!!!!"
"Last I remember you pulled me into your breast I didn't jump in there!"
This caught Kitsune's attention
"Naru! Just met the guy and already your making the first moves eh?"
Naru turned red
"Y-you can't be serious he's a pervert and a peeping tom!"
Kitsune didn't seem too convinced.
Stephen decided at that moment to intervene.
"Plus I did say I was sorry and didn't know didn't I?"
Naru glared at Stephen completely ignoring him as he felt a cold chill drag through his bones.
"That's it I'm calling the cops! Like anyone couldn't tell the difference between a hotel and a girls dormitory!"
=Great less then 2 hours and I get sent to jail=
"Keitaro? What are you doing here?
Stephen stared at the older beauty in front of him she had a mature look to her and held a cigarette in her mouth.
=Phew! I keep forgetting I'm Keitaro now I have to stop worrying.=
Stephen put on his best act to sound desperate as he hugged his "aunt" and despite he never acted before (just lied ^_^) it was quite good.
"Aunt Haruka!"
Stephen managing to slightly lower himself to the ground just as Haruka slammed down her elbow missing him by inches as he blocked his fall with his arms (martial arts thing ^_^) Haruka stared at him for a second in curiosity then shrugged it off.
"Call me Haruka!"
"Oh yeah sorry force of habit heh heh"
Remembering what he knew from the series and manga he continued his Keitaro act as so no one would suspect him.
=I just hope they don't notice any difference here=
"Where's Grandma? Didn't she call me over a few hours ago? I'm sure if I talked to her she could give me a place to stay!"
This caused Haruka to look at him a little funnier then she had.
=Crap=
"No I don't think so besides she left a few days ago for a hot springs tour before she left she noticed what little success this hotel was making and decided to turn it into a women's dormitory"
Stephen screamed as loud as he could causing Kitsune to cover her ears
"WHAT?!?!?!?"
=Damn Keitaro has strong lungs.=
"Well yeah come in we'll have some tea ok?"
"Y-yeah sure."
"So Keitaro what have you been up to?"
"Well um =don't blow this= I was looking for a place to say just like I said and I was wondering can I please stay here?"
"WHAT?!?!?!"
=I was kind of hoping Naru wouldn't have heard that now we got to go into the whole lying thing.=
"Are you serious we can't let him stay here!!!"
"Please? Just for a little while I promise I won't be any trouble."
"I SAID NO!!!!!!"
"God why do you have to be so mean you ha-"
"Stephen managed to stop himself just before finished the sentence."
This is when the episode decided to take it's course
"I'm sorry Keitaro I know you would have saved on rent but the commute would have been hell. As I recall this is your 2nd year in Tokyo U isn't it?"
"What!?!?!?! Tokyo U!?!?!?!"
=Man this is the part I was trying to avoid=
"Uh yeah I'm in the 69th percentile in the law firm"
Haruka just stared at him a little funnier the others stared at amazement.
Kitsune was first to speak.
"Did u hear that Tokyo U law division maybe he will be a big time lawyer make tons of cash."
"Is tokiyoewi good?" (I couldn't remember how Su said it sry I also don't know how to spell it)
(Ok just so we know I decided to make a mixture of the manga and series and I really did not want to go through that bull of the second episode I hated that episode so very much so I'm gonna add parts that best act it the two series manga and anime were one so just to answer questions about parts you never heard of)
Stephen managed to hear the door open through all the screaming and looked towards it a sort of smile crossed his face one that even Haruka didn't notice as a happy young girl with blue hair entered the room with a bag of groceries.
=Wow Shinobu! It's really her aww she's so cute the blue hair suits her oh crap can't look at her for long it'll look worse for me=
"Ah Naru sempai is this a friend of yours?"
"Shinobu perfect! You can help me out here to get rid of this guy."
"Oh so Shinobu is your name very nice to meet you my name is Keitaro Urashima."
"How do you do Urashima sempai?"
"Ah this is something I don't see everyday a nice girl it warms my heart and so well-mannered too."
This caused Shinobu to blush slightly as she bowed "T-thank you."
=Good all I have to do is get her on my side and I'm set I have no idea what'll happen if I get kicked out who knows what will happen.=
"Shinobu don't bow to him he's a pervert he snuck into the bath and violated me!!!"
=What the hell is with her why is she being such a bitch that isn't even what happened did Keitaro deal with this every day?=
Stephen looked at Shinobu she was on the verge of tears this tore Stephen in a way he never liked to see people cry no matter what the reason. This made Stephen sort of shut down mentally and he said something.
"Hey Shinobu don't you think it's a little early for Halloween I mean the lying witch act isn't suppose to be all year."
This caused Shinobu to giggle slightly cheering her even Kitsune let out a small laugh and Su ran around Naru saying "witch" over and over again. Until they caught a glimpse of Naru who was so angry the flames of hell were literally burning in her eyes they took a step back.
"W-w-w-w-h-y y-o-u!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naru was so angry she couldn't talk Stephen seemed quite confident
"You know you are too serious for your own good come on your too cute to be a witch but you should lay off the temper."
Naru wasn't listening though she blushed slightly at the word "cute" and went for her famous punch.
=Crap I can't dodge it I've messed things up enough but I don't want to be sent into orbit I know I'll fake a fall that should do it.=
Putting his plan into action Stephen started to back up and purposely swept himself as he fell backwards missing naru's punch by inches the momentum cause them both to fall as naru's breast fell on Stephen's face.
=Wow.=
Stephen's mind was shut down completely he couldn't move or think he was frozen in-between Naru's chest until he muttered something without even knowing it.
"Wow so soft"
Only Naru seemed to have heard this and drove her fist into Stephen's head.
"Ow."
"Naru could you stop trying to kill my nephew please I mean he didn't do anything"
"I'll tell you Keitaro you have the luck of the devil falling over your own two feet just before Naru hit that punch probably would have sent you home"
"Gee I really don't feel so lucky Kitsune"
"Ah K-Keitaro you're nose is bleeding"
"Is it I didn't notice"
"But you deserved it you pervert you even commented on my breasts didn't he Kitsune you were right next to him you heard!"
Stephen glanced at Kistune who winked with her narrow eyes only Stephen seemed to notice.
=Did she just wink at me?=
"Naru why were you so mean I think this settles it he stays as an apology from you."
"WHAT BUT YOU HEARD HIM!!!!!"
"Yes but apparently you didn't what do you think he said?"
"I heard him loud and clear he said "wow so soft""
"K-Keitaro?"
Shinobu was in tears again.
"Shinobu I didn't"
"That's right because what he did say was "Please get off""
"He did? No way I don't believe you"
"Look Naru I think that you have a hearing problem you should get it checked out he said get off didn't he Su?"
"Yep get off get off get off."
"Well . . . .if you say so then. . . .I'm sorry Keitaro but I still refuse to let him stay here"
"Naru sempai don't be so mean!"
"Yeah you old hag"
This practically turned Naru to stone.
"A-Alright FINE!!!!!!! Welcome to the hinta house. . . .for now."
"Alright a new playmate yay!!"
"ahem."
Everyone turned to look at Haruka
"If you don't mind I'd like to speak to my nephew alone for a moment."
Everyone nodded and agreed if there was one thing they knew even Stephen knew was that it was not wise to argue with Haruka.
"Come Keitaro"
Stephen followed Haruka into the café she owned while she locked the door.
"Sit down I have something I need to ask you."
Well that's it for chapter 2 I'll have three up fairly soon thank you for the reviews.
Chapter 2: Back up from a fox
=Of all the people to forget in the damn house I forget about the one with the exploding tanks!!!! Ok situation I'm about to die. Resolution wait for death=
"What should we do with him?" Su asked in her happy voice.
"I say we tie him up cut off his tongue and send him to hell!"
Stephen replied like the smart-ass he was he didn't mean to be but he just was.
"I thought I already was in hell what with the demonic strength u have and the fire and explosions and such!"
This pissed Naru off incredibly steam was flowing out of her ears.
"HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE COMMITING ALL THE PERVERTED ACTS YOU DESERVE TO GO TO HELL FOR touching . . . . my b-breasts!!!!"
"Last I remember you pulled me into your breast I didn't jump in there!"
This caught Kitsune's attention
"Naru! Just met the guy and already your making the first moves eh?"
Naru turned red
"Y-you can't be serious he's a pervert and a peeping tom!"
Kitsune didn't seem too convinced.
Stephen decided at that moment to intervene.
"Plus I did say I was sorry and didn't know didn't I?"
Naru glared at Stephen completely ignoring him as he felt a cold chill drag through his bones.
"That's it I'm calling the cops! Like anyone couldn't tell the difference between a hotel and a girls dormitory!"
=Great less then 2 hours and I get sent to jail=
"Keitaro? What are you doing here?
Stephen stared at the older beauty in front of him she had a mature look to her and held a cigarette in her mouth.
=Phew! I keep forgetting I'm Keitaro now I have to stop worrying.=
Stephen put on his best act to sound desperate as he hugged his "aunt" and despite he never acted before (just lied ^_^) it was quite good.
"Aunt Haruka!"
Stephen managing to slightly lower himself to the ground just as Haruka slammed down her elbow missing him by inches as he blocked his fall with his arms (martial arts thing ^_^) Haruka stared at him for a second in curiosity then shrugged it off.
"Call me Haruka!"
"Oh yeah sorry force of habit heh heh"
Remembering what he knew from the series and manga he continued his Keitaro act as so no one would suspect him.
=I just hope they don't notice any difference here=
"Where's Grandma? Didn't she call me over a few hours ago? I'm sure if I talked to her she could give me a place to stay!"
This caused Haruka to look at him a little funnier then she had.
=Crap=
"No I don't think so besides she left a few days ago for a hot springs tour before she left she noticed what little success this hotel was making and decided to turn it into a women's dormitory"
Stephen screamed as loud as he could causing Kitsune to cover her ears
"WHAT?!?!?!?"
=Damn Keitaro has strong lungs.=
"Well yeah come in we'll have some tea ok?"
"Y-yeah sure."
"So Keitaro what have you been up to?"
"Well um =don't blow this= I was looking for a place to say just like I said and I was wondering can I please stay here?"
"WHAT?!?!?!"
=I was kind of hoping Naru wouldn't have heard that now we got to go into the whole lying thing.=
"Are you serious we can't let him stay here!!!"
"Please? Just for a little while I promise I won't be any trouble."
"I SAID NO!!!!!!"
"God why do you have to be so mean you ha-"
"Stephen managed to stop himself just before finished the sentence."
This is when the episode decided to take it's course
"I'm sorry Keitaro I know you would have saved on rent but the commute would have been hell. As I recall this is your 2nd year in Tokyo U isn't it?"
"What!?!?!?! Tokyo U!?!?!?!"
=Man this is the part I was trying to avoid=
"Uh yeah I'm in the 69th percentile in the law firm"
Haruka just stared at him a little funnier the others stared at amazement.
Kitsune was first to speak.
"Did u hear that Tokyo U law division maybe he will be a big time lawyer make tons of cash."
"Is tokiyoewi good?" (I couldn't remember how Su said it sry I also don't know how to spell it)
(Ok just so we know I decided to make a mixture of the manga and series and I really did not want to go through that bull of the second episode I hated that episode so very much so I'm gonna add parts that best act it the two series manga and anime were one so just to answer questions about parts you never heard of)
Stephen managed to hear the door open through all the screaming and looked towards it a sort of smile crossed his face one that even Haruka didn't notice as a happy young girl with blue hair entered the room with a bag of groceries.
=Wow Shinobu! It's really her aww she's so cute the blue hair suits her oh crap can't look at her for long it'll look worse for me=
"Ah Naru sempai is this a friend of yours?"
"Shinobu perfect! You can help me out here to get rid of this guy."
"Oh so Shinobu is your name very nice to meet you my name is Keitaro Urashima."
"How do you do Urashima sempai?"
"Ah this is something I don't see everyday a nice girl it warms my heart and so well-mannered too."
This caused Shinobu to blush slightly as she bowed "T-thank you."
=Good all I have to do is get her on my side and I'm set I have no idea what'll happen if I get kicked out who knows what will happen.=
"Shinobu don't bow to him he's a pervert he snuck into the bath and violated me!!!"
=What the hell is with her why is she being such a bitch that isn't even what happened did Keitaro deal with this every day?=
Stephen looked at Shinobu she was on the verge of tears this tore Stephen in a way he never liked to see people cry no matter what the reason. This made Stephen sort of shut down mentally and he said something.
"Hey Shinobu don't you think it's a little early for Halloween I mean the lying witch act isn't suppose to be all year."
This caused Shinobu to giggle slightly cheering her even Kitsune let out a small laugh and Su ran around Naru saying "witch" over and over again. Until they caught a glimpse of Naru who was so angry the flames of hell were literally burning in her eyes they took a step back.
"W-w-w-w-h-y y-o-u!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naru was so angry she couldn't talk Stephen seemed quite confident
"You know you are too serious for your own good come on your too cute to be a witch but you should lay off the temper."
Naru wasn't listening though she blushed slightly at the word "cute" and went for her famous punch.
=Crap I can't dodge it I've messed things up enough but I don't want to be sent into orbit I know I'll fake a fall that should do it.=
Putting his plan into action Stephen started to back up and purposely swept himself as he fell backwards missing naru's punch by inches the momentum cause them both to fall as naru's breast fell on Stephen's face.
=Wow.=
Stephen's mind was shut down completely he couldn't move or think he was frozen in-between Naru's chest until he muttered something without even knowing it.
"Wow so soft"
Only Naru seemed to have heard this and drove her fist into Stephen's head.
"Ow."
"Naru could you stop trying to kill my nephew please I mean he didn't do anything"
"I'll tell you Keitaro you have the luck of the devil falling over your own two feet just before Naru hit that punch probably would have sent you home"
"Gee I really don't feel so lucky Kitsune"
"Ah K-Keitaro you're nose is bleeding"
"Is it I didn't notice"
"But you deserved it you pervert you even commented on my breasts didn't he Kitsune you were right next to him you heard!"
Stephen glanced at Kistune who winked with her narrow eyes only Stephen seemed to notice.
=Did she just wink at me?=
"Naru why were you so mean I think this settles it he stays as an apology from you."
"WHAT BUT YOU HEARD HIM!!!!!"
"Yes but apparently you didn't what do you think he said?"
"I heard him loud and clear he said "wow so soft""
"K-Keitaro?"
Shinobu was in tears again.
"Shinobu I didn't"
"That's right because what he did say was "Please get off""
"He did? No way I don't believe you"
"Look Naru I think that you have a hearing problem you should get it checked out he said get off didn't he Su?"
"Yep get off get off get off."
"Well . . . .if you say so then. . . .I'm sorry Keitaro but I still refuse to let him stay here"
"Naru sempai don't be so mean!"
"Yeah you old hag"
This practically turned Naru to stone.
"A-Alright FINE!!!!!!! Welcome to the hinta house. . . .for now."
"Alright a new playmate yay!!"
"ahem."
Everyone turned to look at Haruka
"If you don't mind I'd like to speak to my nephew alone for a moment."
Everyone nodded and agreed if there was one thing they knew even Stephen knew was that it was not wise to argue with Haruka.
"Come Keitaro"
Stephen followed Haruka into the café she owned while she locked the door.
"Sit down I have something I need to ask you."
Well that's it for chapter 2 I'll have three up fairly soon thank you for the reviews.
