Chapter2 -It's just a lil' Plan

*** (Spidersense: Oh my, this is getting good. (TEENTITAN: Oh my? Who talks like that? (Spidersense: Yeah, WHATEVER! Here's the next chapter. (TEENTITAN: Oh my! Wow! About that time! Geewilikers! (Spidersense: Shut up! ***

Beast Boy was in the kitchen eating a tofu sandwich when Robin walked in. He acted casual, but he really wanted to talk to Beast Boy. Beast Boy saw him and yelled, "Dude! Want some tofu! They had the spicy ranch kind at the store!" Beast Boy had spit up some pieces into Robin's face. He pulled back and said, "That's really okay." He sat down and peeled a banana. He had a devious grin on his face, but Beast Boy didn't see.

Robin pretended to daze off. He squished the banana stuffing into the table and started to write down "Raven" with his finger. He sighed and had hearts for eyes. Beast Boy saw this and gulped down the rest of his sandwich. He started getting nervous. "Robin, is there something that you want to talk about?" Robin grinned and said, "Oh nothing, I'm just in love with Raven." Beast Boy turned a rose red. "Dude!!!" yelled Beast Boy. Robin pretended to be surprised. "What? I love her! I'll never stop trying to win her heart! Unless, perhaps, YOU love her! Then I would COMPLETELY understand." Beast Boy choked and turned from red to purple.

He finally regained his normal color, a lush green. "Okay, you win. I love her." Robin turned X-eyed and fell down. Beast Boy helped him up and said, "Dude? What now? You WERE just kidding, right?" Robin shook his head and said, "Yeah, but I never thought you really did love her. I mean, you two are total opposites." Beast Boy grinned. "Yes, well, that's where the plan comes in." Robin asked, "Plan?"

Robin stared in amazement, as the two were somehow teleported into Beast Boy's room with him wearing a lab coat. He pulled out a pointer and pointed to a long chart. "It's just a lil' plan! First, I make sure she has feelings by making her laugh. That phase has been completed!" Robin shook his head and said, "How long have you been working on this?" Beast Boy's head grew and yelled, "NO INTERRUPTING!!!! Erm, now, phase two is quite simple. I get her to see me in a different light. Next, I trap her in a ballroom with music and candles. Then, she's mine. Before anyone realizes what I've done, I'LL BE IN SUNNY CANCUN!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!!" Robin looks at him like he's crazy. "Beast Boy shook his head and said, "Wait, that's the end to operation CLOWN WORLD ORDER. But the rest of the phases are mine. Phase two may take a while."

When Robin and Beast Boy came out of his room, Robin said, "Well, that's really a great plan, but I doubt anyone can get Raven to crack." The two got to the couch.

"Yeah, but you don't get it. Ever since I saw her, she's been so mysterious and beautiful. I've always loved her. But I thought she didn't even like me until that time I got stuck in her mirror. She thought I didn't like her, but when I showed her I did, she showed me the exact same thing; She did like me. Now, I can't stop. I'm gonna make her love me."

Robin was crying by now. "That was SUCH a beautiful story."