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just like writing this fic just for the hell of it. ~though~ this chapter
Keitaro in the real world and Stephen continues to adjust. @@ means scene
shift to Keitaro (sort of like glasses) and ** means shift to Stephen.
Chapter 3: Real Life Keitaro Kendo Fight.
"What is it Haruka?"
Stephen sat at the Tea House though he had never been there before it wasn't much different then what he had seen in the manga.
"I was just wondering about something so tell me Keitaro."
~Shit she knows. I'm screwed~
"Did you hit your head maybe or are you sick?"
This remark caused Stephen to fall over anime style on to the floor.
~How can she be that dense?!?! She's no different then my mom back home!~
A horrid realization swept through Stephen as Haruka waited for an answer.
"Keitaro?"
"Oh sorry I'm fine it's just the studying is getting to me I mean being a ronin isn't a picnic."
"Ok I was just wondering I mean you are my nephew after all I got to watch over you now and then by the way I see you got contacts good choice."
~No I completely forgot if I'm in Keitaro's body then he's in mine. Oh well not that big a deal. WAIT I HAVE SCHOOL TODAY MY VACATION ENDED THE DAY BEFORE!~
"Shit" Stephen mumbled to himself.
While he remained lost in his own thoughts little did he notice his little slip of the word "ronin" had reached to some unwanted ears.
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"Ugh what a dream"
Keitaro woke up half awake to the sound of an alarm clock it was still dark outside. He tried to look for his glasses to notice that they were not there instead he grabbed a plastic frog sitting next to the TV. Looking at the frog he panicked causing him to fall up his newly elevated bed.
"Ow."
"Stephen are you ok?"
(I'd rather not describe what my family looks like it's painful enough just living with them -_- but whatever)
Keitaro looked up to see a women about 5'8 with shoulder length black hair in a business suit.
"Y-yeah I'm fine"
~Who is this woman and what the hell happened to my bed~
Keitaro started to stroke his chin and pondered over his current situation.
~Ah ha I got it apparently some psychotic woman drugged me then kidnapped me and wants to have her way with me.~
This caused Keitaro to panic even more as he realized he was in a shirt and boxers.
~No she must have already done it and worst of all I wasn't awake.~
"Come on you're gonna miss the bus if you keep staling it's already 6:20"
"Bus? For where?"
"Come on I got to go to work it's September (I'm well aware it's August ok just bare with me) you have school Stephen."
"School but I graduated 2 years ago! And why do you keep calling me Stephen?"
"Nice try but you still got two more years and if you don't do well through them you won't get into a good college then you'll never have a good life no girlfriends and no money and will end up living in the streets in rags and begging for food and then where will you be? And as long as you're my son I will not let you go down that road!" (I get this little speech every morning behold folks this is what it's like having a mom who's a teacher -_- )
~Wait did she just say my mom?~
Keitaro ran to the bathroom and looked into the mirror thought his vision was blurred he managed to see his reflection by squinting his eyes and realized he wasn't Keitaro at all he was someone else entirely.
~WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? I get it it's a dream it's got to be I'll just pinch myself and-~
Keitaro pinched his face.
"OW!!"
"Stephen I don't care how much you fake it you're going to school today!"
"Sorry."
Stephen's mom stared at him for a second then felt his head.
"Are you ok? Please don't tell me that you're sick on the first day did you hit your head? Did someone hit you?"
"I'm fine why?"
Stephen's mom rolled her eyes slightly.
"Because you listened to me without talking back."
"Oh well umm now that you mention it, it is kind of hard to see do you think you can get me a pair of glasses on the way to work."
Stephen's mom stared at him.
"Are you sure?"
"Y-yeah."
She sighed then took out her own pair of glasses and kissed Keitaro on the head.
"It's because of all that TV you watch with all that anime and love hana (hina) and chobots (chobits) and that hocksig (hacksign) show and all those video games hola (halo) and final fantasy (This is the only think I own that she can say right.)" Ok I'll call you in late and we will get you to an eye doctor you're lucky your first class is gym otherwise I couldn't do this if it were math you did bad enough last year."
"Ok."
~I don't know what to do I guess I'll just play this out~
**
~Well he can't ruin my life too much I mean it isn't like I'm the most popular kid in school or anything who knows maybe he'll bring up my math grade~
Stephen thought about that for a moment then started laughing. After finally snapping out of it he realized he was the only one left in the room and walked out to find a woman standing in front of the hinta house she was tall and wore a kimono (I think that's what she wears I'm not that good with clothing) but Stephen used to identify her was her long black hair and the sword hilted by her side.
~Ah Motoko! Damn she's almost as hot as Naru~
Slowly Stephen walked toward Naru immediately remembering Motoko's violent habits he talked to her from a safe distance.
~Ok sound innocent here you don't know her just met her all right do it~
"Hi there may I help you?"
The girl turned around to see Stephen some distance away.
"No but you may help yourself by leaving this is an all girls dorm and I will not permit men her"
The minute she took out her sword as a warning Motoko realized she was going to end up using it.
Stephen looked at Motoko's sword in awe as well as Motoko but knowing the consequences and short tempers that Naru and her had especially he managed to control the first urge.
The sword was a different story.
Stephen had always been a huge fan of swords and wanted one of his own very badly but sadly his mom wouldn't let him ever own one and he was too young to get one himself to make a long story short any time he saw a sword he wanted it bad. So in math terms it would be like this Motoko + Sword + Stephen = BAD!!!!!!
Stephen immediately lost all train of thought and ran towards Motoko.
Motoko caught off guard by the sudden charge lost her stance and fell backwards just as Stephen reached her.
~Oh god no how could I let my guard down towards any man even a weak looking one like him?~
She opened her eyes to see Stephen reach toward her thighs.
~No my chastity!~
"Man this is the best sword ever it's so light!"
Motoko opened her eyes to see Stephen with her sword slashing it in a motion just like she had with her own practicing taking steps forward and backward slashing at the wind horizontally.
"It's really light I can slash so quickly with it what kind of metal is this made of? And the handle it so easy to grip man this sword it awesome!"
Stephen finally snapped out of his little daydream of owning the sword to see Motoko dazed and confused on the floor. Walking up and standing over her Motoko still dazed could only close her eyes when she finally opened them she saw Stephen outstretching his hand to her.
"I'm sorry I tend to go overboard sometimes I kind of have a fascination with the martial art and swords not a big fan of guns though to easy to kill someone anyway my name is Ste- I mean Keitaro what's yours?"
"M-motoko"
"Ok like I said I'm really sorry here let me help you up."
Motoko was blushing furiously as she reached for Stephen's hand just as Naru came upon Stephen standing over Motoko. Naru was as red as Motoko but for another reason.
"We let you stay and you attack the first woman you see YOU PERVERT?"
Unable to do anything to block the speeding Naru Stephen decided to at least make the best of it he immediately gripped Motoko's hand firmly as the punch hit the momentum sent Stephen flying but helped Motoko get up in the process when he saw he on her feet he let go and continued his flight.
"Are you alright Motoko did that pervert touch you anywhere?"
"No I am fine."
Motoko looked at Stephen for a second then turned to walk into the in with Naru.
~Who was that guy?~
~Good they're gone now gotta time this just right. Good thing Naru hit me in this direction otherwise who knows where I would've landed. But still HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THIS!?!?!"
Coming into focus Stephen shifted his weight backward and in a sort of back flip lowered himself and set his feet on the roof of the café sliding up a few feet but stopping Stephen stood on the roof and looked at the two walk into the inn.
~So deadly yet so cute~
Since the girls were not expecting Stephen for a long time he decided to stay on the room just as it started raining he laid down and let the gentle drops fall on his face.
"Man this is nice it was raining too hard at home so I couldn't do this."
Stephen closed his eyes and continued to let the rain hit him.
~Ah this is the life!~
After a few moments Stephen heard a slashing noise thought it was pretty hard to hear with the rain it was still quite audible. Sitting up he saw Motoko on the roof a little bit away.
~Does she really have to do that now I wanted to take a nap.~
Stephen Jumped to the ground bending his knees on impact then ran to the spot where Motoko was training.
Stephen watched in amazement as Motoko cut the leaves and falling drops in front of her.
"Great she can cut leaves I couldn't do that if I trained for the rest of my life."
Motoko stopped and shot a multiple ki wave at Stephen (she never gave this one a name I checked u know the splitting wind one from the show it's exactly as it sounds a huge multiple cutting thing of air watch it it's not new) Stephen managed to brace himself for the blow and was only knocked back a few inches.
~Wow Keitaro's body is a lot stronger then I thought~
"You shouldn't interrupt me when I'm practicing and don't think I'll accept you here!!"
"I guess Naru told you then."
"Yes she informed me of your devious acts and I for one will not stand for it!! And don't think I will trust you!"
"I wouldn't dream of it Motoko" Stephen smiled coyly at his remark.
"See to it th-"
Motoko was cut off as a dizzy spell hit her and she fell. Stephen noticing her fall ran up and caught her before she hit the ground.
"Hey are you alright?"
Even though he knew that it was a cold he was still concerned and was a little relieved when Motoko woke up once again flushing furiously.
"Get off me!"
Unable to brace himself for the attack because he had been holding motoko Stephen took the full force of her blow and went flying into the roof and rolled down into the floor causing a huge dent.
The others heard the noise and walked up to Stephen who was currently face down smoke coming from his body.
"S-s-s-sempai!!"
"Yoo hoo Keitaro you there?"
Su started to poke Stephen with a stick.
~I will NEVER call Keitaro weak again anyone who can survive that is the strongest bastard to ever walk this earth!!~
Stephen got up holding his head to see Motoko had already gone inside. Kitsune was smiling her eyes open.
"I see you met Motoko."
"Yeah she left quite an impression on me."
"Keitaro the immortal"
Su ran inside after Motoko cheering. Kitsune soon followed only Shinobu and Stephen remained.
"Are you ok Sempai?"
"Yeah I'm fine Shinobu don't worry I've suffered worse then this"
Stephen looked at Shinobu's worried expression then realized she was soaking wet.
"And you're soaked"
"So are you"
"Yeah well I'm older so I have more immunity now go in before you catch cold ok?"
"Alright please come in soon Sempai."
"I will I promise"
Shinobu nodded blushing slightly and walked inside.
"Damn I wish she wouldn't call me sempai it's too formal for my taste no matter how cute it is when she said it. Well better go inside I want to be in top shape for what's next."
Stephen went into his room and sat at his table. He suddenly became thirsty and decided to look for a drink sadly there was only tea and no soda. Depressed but non-caring Stephen took the tea and made himself a cup and gently sipped it down.
"Hey not bad"
Just as he went to take another sip he was interrupted with a sword landing by his feet. Stephen simply sighed.
"Man already I though I could at least finish my drink first."
"Urashima! I cannot for give you I challenge you to a duel!!"
"Whatever."
Motoko stopped dead in her traps from what she had heard from Naru Keitaro was a cowardly pervert but he simply stood up with out an ounce of fear in his eyes in fact his eyes looked anxious.
"First off let's do it outside so that we don't destroy the house after the rain stops then I will give you two conditions for this duel"
Motoko somewhat intrigued by this nodded and listened whole heartedly
"My first condition is no one will see this duel we will fight one on one alone no spectators! And second if I win I get your sword!"
"And what if I win"
"If you win I will leave Hinta House for good"
Motoko thought about this for a moment and stared at Stephen up in down the smiled
"Deal"
OK end of chapter 3 btw if I got Stephen mixed up with Keitaro somewhere I'm sorry I was playing Halo while writing this so yeah well anyway I'll have the next chapter up when I update my other story Dark Souls read it it's good lol and please review for both my stories
Chapter 3: Real Life Keitaro Kendo Fight.
"What is it Haruka?"
Stephen sat at the Tea House though he had never been there before it wasn't much different then what he had seen in the manga.
"I was just wondering about something so tell me Keitaro."
~Shit she knows. I'm screwed~
"Did you hit your head maybe or are you sick?"
This remark caused Stephen to fall over anime style on to the floor.
~How can she be that dense?!?! She's no different then my mom back home!~
A horrid realization swept through Stephen as Haruka waited for an answer.
"Keitaro?"
"Oh sorry I'm fine it's just the studying is getting to me I mean being a ronin isn't a picnic."
"Ok I was just wondering I mean you are my nephew after all I got to watch over you now and then by the way I see you got contacts good choice."
~No I completely forgot if I'm in Keitaro's body then he's in mine. Oh well not that big a deal. WAIT I HAVE SCHOOL TODAY MY VACATION ENDED THE DAY BEFORE!~
"Shit" Stephen mumbled to himself.
While he remained lost in his own thoughts little did he notice his little slip of the word "ronin" had reached to some unwanted ears.
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"Ugh what a dream"
Keitaro woke up half awake to the sound of an alarm clock it was still dark outside. He tried to look for his glasses to notice that they were not there instead he grabbed a plastic frog sitting next to the TV. Looking at the frog he panicked causing him to fall up his newly elevated bed.
"Ow."
"Stephen are you ok?"
(I'd rather not describe what my family looks like it's painful enough just living with them -_- but whatever)
Keitaro looked up to see a women about 5'8 with shoulder length black hair in a business suit.
"Y-yeah I'm fine"
~Who is this woman and what the hell happened to my bed~
Keitaro started to stroke his chin and pondered over his current situation.
~Ah ha I got it apparently some psychotic woman drugged me then kidnapped me and wants to have her way with me.~
This caused Keitaro to panic even more as he realized he was in a shirt and boxers.
~No she must have already done it and worst of all I wasn't awake.~
"Come on you're gonna miss the bus if you keep staling it's already 6:20"
"Bus? For where?"
"Come on I got to go to work it's September (I'm well aware it's August ok just bare with me) you have school Stephen."
"School but I graduated 2 years ago! And why do you keep calling me Stephen?"
"Nice try but you still got two more years and if you don't do well through them you won't get into a good college then you'll never have a good life no girlfriends and no money and will end up living in the streets in rags and begging for food and then where will you be? And as long as you're my son I will not let you go down that road!" (I get this little speech every morning behold folks this is what it's like having a mom who's a teacher -_- )
~Wait did she just say my mom?~
Keitaro ran to the bathroom and looked into the mirror thought his vision was blurred he managed to see his reflection by squinting his eyes and realized he wasn't Keitaro at all he was someone else entirely.
~WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? I get it it's a dream it's got to be I'll just pinch myself and-~
Keitaro pinched his face.
"OW!!"
"Stephen I don't care how much you fake it you're going to school today!"
"Sorry."
Stephen's mom stared at him for a second then felt his head.
"Are you ok? Please don't tell me that you're sick on the first day did you hit your head? Did someone hit you?"
"I'm fine why?"
Stephen's mom rolled her eyes slightly.
"Because you listened to me without talking back."
"Oh well umm now that you mention it, it is kind of hard to see do you think you can get me a pair of glasses on the way to work."
Stephen's mom stared at him.
"Are you sure?"
"Y-yeah."
She sighed then took out her own pair of glasses and kissed Keitaro on the head.
"It's because of all that TV you watch with all that anime and love hana (hina) and chobots (chobits) and that hocksig (hacksign) show and all those video games hola (halo) and final fantasy (This is the only think I own that she can say right.)" Ok I'll call you in late and we will get you to an eye doctor you're lucky your first class is gym otherwise I couldn't do this if it were math you did bad enough last year."
"Ok."
~I don't know what to do I guess I'll just play this out~
**
~Well he can't ruin my life too much I mean it isn't like I'm the most popular kid in school or anything who knows maybe he'll bring up my math grade~
Stephen thought about that for a moment then started laughing. After finally snapping out of it he realized he was the only one left in the room and walked out to find a woman standing in front of the hinta house she was tall and wore a kimono (I think that's what she wears I'm not that good with clothing) but Stephen used to identify her was her long black hair and the sword hilted by her side.
~Ah Motoko! Damn she's almost as hot as Naru~
Slowly Stephen walked toward Naru immediately remembering Motoko's violent habits he talked to her from a safe distance.
~Ok sound innocent here you don't know her just met her all right do it~
"Hi there may I help you?"
The girl turned around to see Stephen some distance away.
"No but you may help yourself by leaving this is an all girls dorm and I will not permit men her"
The minute she took out her sword as a warning Motoko realized she was going to end up using it.
Stephen looked at Motoko's sword in awe as well as Motoko but knowing the consequences and short tempers that Naru and her had especially he managed to control the first urge.
The sword was a different story.
Stephen had always been a huge fan of swords and wanted one of his own very badly but sadly his mom wouldn't let him ever own one and he was too young to get one himself to make a long story short any time he saw a sword he wanted it bad. So in math terms it would be like this Motoko + Sword + Stephen = BAD!!!!!!
Stephen immediately lost all train of thought and ran towards Motoko.
Motoko caught off guard by the sudden charge lost her stance and fell backwards just as Stephen reached her.
~Oh god no how could I let my guard down towards any man even a weak looking one like him?~
She opened her eyes to see Stephen reach toward her thighs.
~No my chastity!~
"Man this is the best sword ever it's so light!"
Motoko opened her eyes to see Stephen with her sword slashing it in a motion just like she had with her own practicing taking steps forward and backward slashing at the wind horizontally.
"It's really light I can slash so quickly with it what kind of metal is this made of? And the handle it so easy to grip man this sword it awesome!"
Stephen finally snapped out of his little daydream of owning the sword to see Motoko dazed and confused on the floor. Walking up and standing over her Motoko still dazed could only close her eyes when she finally opened them she saw Stephen outstretching his hand to her.
"I'm sorry I tend to go overboard sometimes I kind of have a fascination with the martial art and swords not a big fan of guns though to easy to kill someone anyway my name is Ste- I mean Keitaro what's yours?"
"M-motoko"
"Ok like I said I'm really sorry here let me help you up."
Motoko was blushing furiously as she reached for Stephen's hand just as Naru came upon Stephen standing over Motoko. Naru was as red as Motoko but for another reason.
"We let you stay and you attack the first woman you see YOU PERVERT?"
Unable to do anything to block the speeding Naru Stephen decided to at least make the best of it he immediately gripped Motoko's hand firmly as the punch hit the momentum sent Stephen flying but helped Motoko get up in the process when he saw he on her feet he let go and continued his flight.
"Are you alright Motoko did that pervert touch you anywhere?"
"No I am fine."
Motoko looked at Stephen for a second then turned to walk into the in with Naru.
~Who was that guy?~
~Good they're gone now gotta time this just right. Good thing Naru hit me in this direction otherwise who knows where I would've landed. But still HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THIS!?!?!"
Coming into focus Stephen shifted his weight backward and in a sort of back flip lowered himself and set his feet on the roof of the café sliding up a few feet but stopping Stephen stood on the roof and looked at the two walk into the inn.
~So deadly yet so cute~
Since the girls were not expecting Stephen for a long time he decided to stay on the room just as it started raining he laid down and let the gentle drops fall on his face.
"Man this is nice it was raining too hard at home so I couldn't do this."
Stephen closed his eyes and continued to let the rain hit him.
~Ah this is the life!~
After a few moments Stephen heard a slashing noise thought it was pretty hard to hear with the rain it was still quite audible. Sitting up he saw Motoko on the roof a little bit away.
~Does she really have to do that now I wanted to take a nap.~
Stephen Jumped to the ground bending his knees on impact then ran to the spot where Motoko was training.
Stephen watched in amazement as Motoko cut the leaves and falling drops in front of her.
"Great she can cut leaves I couldn't do that if I trained for the rest of my life."
Motoko stopped and shot a multiple ki wave at Stephen (she never gave this one a name I checked u know the splitting wind one from the show it's exactly as it sounds a huge multiple cutting thing of air watch it it's not new) Stephen managed to brace himself for the blow and was only knocked back a few inches.
~Wow Keitaro's body is a lot stronger then I thought~
"You shouldn't interrupt me when I'm practicing and don't think I'll accept you here!!"
"I guess Naru told you then."
"Yes she informed me of your devious acts and I for one will not stand for it!! And don't think I will trust you!"
"I wouldn't dream of it Motoko" Stephen smiled coyly at his remark.
"See to it th-"
Motoko was cut off as a dizzy spell hit her and she fell. Stephen noticing her fall ran up and caught her before she hit the ground.
"Hey are you alright?"
Even though he knew that it was a cold he was still concerned and was a little relieved when Motoko woke up once again flushing furiously.
"Get off me!"
Unable to brace himself for the attack because he had been holding motoko Stephen took the full force of her blow and went flying into the roof and rolled down into the floor causing a huge dent.
The others heard the noise and walked up to Stephen who was currently face down smoke coming from his body.
"S-s-s-sempai!!"
"Yoo hoo Keitaro you there?"
Su started to poke Stephen with a stick.
~I will NEVER call Keitaro weak again anyone who can survive that is the strongest bastard to ever walk this earth!!~
Stephen got up holding his head to see Motoko had already gone inside. Kitsune was smiling her eyes open.
"I see you met Motoko."
"Yeah she left quite an impression on me."
"Keitaro the immortal"
Su ran inside after Motoko cheering. Kitsune soon followed only Shinobu and Stephen remained.
"Are you ok Sempai?"
"Yeah I'm fine Shinobu don't worry I've suffered worse then this"
Stephen looked at Shinobu's worried expression then realized she was soaking wet.
"And you're soaked"
"So are you"
"Yeah well I'm older so I have more immunity now go in before you catch cold ok?"
"Alright please come in soon Sempai."
"I will I promise"
Shinobu nodded blushing slightly and walked inside.
"Damn I wish she wouldn't call me sempai it's too formal for my taste no matter how cute it is when she said it. Well better go inside I want to be in top shape for what's next."
Stephen went into his room and sat at his table. He suddenly became thirsty and decided to look for a drink sadly there was only tea and no soda. Depressed but non-caring Stephen took the tea and made himself a cup and gently sipped it down.
"Hey not bad"
Just as he went to take another sip he was interrupted with a sword landing by his feet. Stephen simply sighed.
"Man already I though I could at least finish my drink first."
"Urashima! I cannot for give you I challenge you to a duel!!"
"Whatever."
Motoko stopped dead in her traps from what she had heard from Naru Keitaro was a cowardly pervert but he simply stood up with out an ounce of fear in his eyes in fact his eyes looked anxious.
"First off let's do it outside so that we don't destroy the house after the rain stops then I will give you two conditions for this duel"
Motoko somewhat intrigued by this nodded and listened whole heartedly
"My first condition is no one will see this duel we will fight one on one alone no spectators! And second if I win I get your sword!"
"And what if I win"
"If you win I will leave Hinta House for good"
Motoko thought about this for a moment and stared at Stephen up in down the smiled
"Deal"
OK end of chapter 3 btw if I got Stephen mixed up with Keitaro somewhere I'm sorry I was playing Halo while writing this so yeah well anyway I'll have the next chapter up when I update my other story Dark Souls read it it's good lol and please review for both my stories
