I not gonna apologize to anyone but I will request that people will have read the MANGA as well as the series as the personalities in both are somewhat different for Motoko so if to some she or any other character was OOC then I will try to fix that but I will not change anything towards my story but I'll still take opinions thank you oh yeah as for anyone who has issues with me inserting myself in this fic very simple I was bored and I wanted to write a fic with Keitaro in the real world then something occurred I realized my life is dull as dirt so I focused more on me in the love hina scenario also as for anyone who has read dark souls and thought I was putting myself in the fic I would love to say I'm a selfish bastard who only does self insert stories unfortunately the truth is that I just suck with names -_- ok now that that is all cleared up here is chapter 5.

Chapter 5: Goodbye with a Drinking Contest.

"No not there!!"

"C'mon it'll be alright."

"But I c-can't!!"

"Don't be such a baby I'll just do this and"

"No I can't take it"

"Relax just a little longer."

"Ah higher."

"Right there?"

"Almost there"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh"

"OH GOD!!!"

Naru ran into Su's room after hearing the screams ready to catch the worst for poor Su cracking her knuckles and getting ready to kill the rapist.

"Damn I can't believe you beat me I've never lost a Halo match before."

"Yep I'm that good but you had me beat till the last 5 seconds"

"If it weren't for those stupid plasma grenades I would've beat you!!"

Naru fell over sideways.

(I had to do that at least once ^_^)

Su hopped onto Stephen's back and clinged to him.

"Excuses excuses."

A vein was throbbing on Naru's forehead and in a flash of light a branch almost hit Stephen breaking through his skull if he hadn't ducked to pick up the X-box controller.

~God she has issues thank god I saw the chair coming I don't think Keitaro's body comes with life insurance.~

"Oh hi Naru I didn't see you do you want to play? It's a really good game once you learn how to play it you could be on my team and we could double team Su."

Stephen turned around to see the smoking wreckage of the branch she had thrown some how it had caught on fire. Stephen formed a sweat drop.

"Um do the laws of physics count for anything?"

Su hopped back onto Stephen's back

"Nope."

Stephen turned back to see Naru had already left.

"I guess the fire scared her off"

"Oh that reminds me Su can you do me a favor?"

"Sure video sensei!"

"Um Su you beat me remember?"

"Yep badly"

"It wasn't that bad!!!!"

"Was too"

"Fine whatever ok you won I'm a loser I admit it. I'M A LOSER!!!!"

"No arguments here!"

Stephen turned to see Naru by the entrance again with a fire extinguisher in her hand. She had put the fire out already and was ready to leave the two hadn't even noticed her?

"You do know it's illegal to seduce a minor."

Stephen narrowed his eyes slightly and muttered under his breath.

"No one asked you."

"Um say Naru could you do me a favor can you get everyone to meet at the living room in about an hour?"

"What why?"

"Just be nice for once and do it please."

"Fine whatever!!!!"

"Thank you" Stephen smiled he wasn't really sure what he was smiling about but he was pretty sure it was because of the pissed off look on Naru's face as she left the room.

"Well then that doesn't give me much time"

"Ok Su I need you to make something for me."

"Cool can I be Q?"

Stephen rolled his eyes.

~Great~

"Sure you can be Q and I'll be Bond just make me this "gadget" ok?"

"Ok James"

Stephen whispered into Su's ear and scratched her head she laughed a bit then went to work immediately

"Thanks Q I owe you one."

"Super Q is on the case it'll be ready in about 20 min"

"Good thanks Su."

"Q"

"Oh yeah sorry."

Stephen sat there waiting as sparks flew in every direction from Su's tools hitting the metal she was making her object with.

~So I'm really going to do it damn I really didn't think hell would freeze over just yet. Well just go to show ya I'm weird hahaha~

"All done Mr. Bond!"

Su voice and drop kick woke Stephen up from his little daydream.

"Thanks I'll see you later."

With that Stephen went to his room and took out a headset from his dresser and placed the device Su had given him into his pocket.

"Alright let's do this"

~Hope they work~

Meanwhile Motoko was sitting in her room she hadn't moved there since the other day in fact she hadn't come down for anything since the fight she hadn't opened her eyes either and to tell you the truth Naru was kind of afraid when she knocked on the door.

"Um Motoko?"

There was no response Naru knocked again

"Motoko?"

This time Motoko answered the door she didn't look any worse for the wear as Naru had expected in fact her hair was better kept today then most.

"What is it Naru sempai?"

Naru sighed in relieve most of the time when Motoko had locked herself into her room she came out like a tornado hit her and somehow she always ended up being the one stuck with the job of getting her.

"Yeah Keitaro asked me to tell everyone to meet him in the living room in about 39 min ok?"

"Urashima? What does he have planned?"

Naru shrugged her shoulders

"Got me but it can't be any good."

"Very well I will be there shortly but first I shall take a bath."

"Yeah good idea I think I'll take one with you."

_______________

Shinobu went to do the laundry silently humming to her self when a huge force of wind knocked her over.

"Ow! What was that?"

Ignoring the wind that had passed her Shinobu got up and continued to walk towards the laundry room.

"Well another day of cho-"

Shinobu stopped dead in her tracks as she looked into the room. There was no laundry for her to do and the entire area was clean under further inspection she saw that the washer and dryer had been used recently.

~Did Naru do the laundry before me?~

Thinking to herself Shinobu left the room to see that the floors had been waxed as well and that everything was just as spotless as the laundry room had been.

~What's going on here it wasn't like this a minute ago.~

Shinobu shrugged and decided to go and cook dinner it was the same results there.

Everything was spotless except for the plates of food that were set on the table despite the fact the food looked like it had just been cooked not to mention it was still hot but there were no dirty dishes or anything.

A little freaked out Shinobu just decided to go and ask Naru if she had done anything not able to find her Shinobu just decided to relax and laze around until dinner.

~She must be in the hot springs after helping me out.~

Shinobu quietly thanked Naru in her thoughts and took a little nap in the living room.

__________

Stephen walked down the stairs to the hot springs. He had a mop over his shoulder and a bucket in his left hand.

"Finally last room I never knew this house was so damn big I mean it looked big outside but damn so many rooms."

Stephen sighed slightly and went to open the door but stopped himself.

~Better knock first this is what Keitaro is always killed for.~

Stephen called out through the door.

"Hello is anyone there?"

No response

Hello?"

Still no response.

"I'm coming in if no one is there."

"Don't you dare you pervert."

"Gee nice welcome Naru."

"Shut up and go away this is a GIRLS bath as in no boys."

"Look I'm sorry to bother you but could you leave the spring?"

"And why would I do that?"

"Look I just want to clean the springs can you please leave?"

"NO!"

Stephen was getting irritated.

"Come on just leave."

"No!!!!!"

"GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BI-"

Stephen managed to stop himself before he finished his sentence.

"....Please leave."

"Naru sempai let's get out."

"But Motoko-"

"Let him do his cleaning we can always come in later."

"..alright Motoko if you say so."

Naru opened the door which hit Stephen in the head almost knocking Stephen over somehow he had managed to land the bucket and himself without spilling anything or getting himself killed.

Stephen rubbed his head.

"You could have warned me you know."

Stephen was too out of it to realize Naru was in a towel but Naru noticed all to well.

"YOU PEEPING TOM!!!!!!!!"

"Hey my mop"

Stephen leaned down further just missing contact with Naru's fist and she tripped over him landing face first. She immediately stood up and went away in a fit.

"Man some breeze we're having."

"Urashima."

"Oh hi Motoko I didn't see you so how are you?"

"I am fine listen Urashima answer me something."

"Sure what do you wanna know?"

"I wanted to know.....that day of the fight did you let me win."

Stephen stood up and looked at his watch.

"No you beat me fair and square you destroyed my weapon you won the sword fight."

Stephen walked to the hot springs entrance and whispered something to Motoko that make her blood boil slightly.

"Now if it had been anything goes instead of just a sword fight then I would have beaten you easily."

Motoko kept walking as she shouted something to Stephen.

"This isn't over I will not be made a fool of Urashima!!!! I will have a rematch soon enough."

"I'm sure you will."

With that Stephen walked into the hot springs shutting the door behind him. Just before he left Naru trailed back.

"Keitaro!!"

"Sigh what I do now?"

"Nothing I just wanted to ask you something."

"Go ahead shoot."

"I heard a rumor they say that the Miso-boiled lobster in the Tokyo u cafeteria is the best ever had it?"

Stephen reflected on that question for a second then laughed to himself.

~How could anyone fall for something like that? I've seen this trick on TV more times then I can count heheh~

"Umm Naru I really couldn't say to tell you the truth I don't even know what miso-boiled lobster is."

Naru pouted slightly and started to walk away.

"I guess it doesn't matter though in fact you probably knew I was a ronin anyway huh?"

Naru turned around giving him a strange look like that of a anime cat about to kill someone (I think I saw it once not too sure.) Stephen couldn't help but laugh silently.

"I CAN'T STAND LIARS LIKE YOU! I'D LIKE TO CHAIN YOU UP, CUT OFF YOUR TONGUE, AND DROP YOU INTO HELL!"

Somehow Naru now had a new outfit on with a scythe and a huge sign saying death above her head with Stephen chained to a cross. At the next second they were back to normal.

"umm sorry please don't kill me with the GIANT SCYTHE YOU HAVE ATTACKED TO YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Naru simply looked away and smiled. "Hahaha I'm joking, joking"

While walking away she gave Stephen one more cold glare that could probably turn anyone else to stone.

"But I still don't like you I won't tell anyone but I still wish you would get lost!"

A burning anime arrow about the size of Stephen's arm cut through his chest. Then burst into about 5,000 little flaming splintered needles. Which cause Stephen to fall to the floor faster than Inuyasha when Kagome says "sit" (I think that's a good reference.)

"That wasn't fun."

After about 5 minutes Stephen managed to pull himself up and went to work on the hot springs.

_________

The hour had passed and everyone had sat down to dinner with the exception of Stephen.

"Oh Naru sempai I wanted to thank you for doing the chores today."

"What do you mean Shinobu?"

Before Shinobu could say anything Su interrupted with her plate.

"CAN I HAVE MORE?"

"Umm sure Su."

Kitsune stretched out and had a another bottle of sake (her 5th one)

"Man I gotta say Shinobu you sure can cook this is pretty good not as good as your usual but hey I'm not complainin."

"Thank you Kitsune but you should really be thanking Naru sempai"

"What are you talking about Shinobu I didn't do anything."

"But Naru sempai if you didn't clean and cook who did?"

"Shinobu there was no way Naru could have cook this on account of the fact that it taste good and nothing in the kitchen blew up"

Naru smacked her friend in the back of the head "No one asked you"

"Well it wasn't Motoko I know that cause she was in her room."

"Mmph hmi" (wasn't me) Su said while choking down a huge plate of noodles.

"The only person left is Kitsune then"

The others reflected on that for a few seconds then fell on the floor laughing even Shinobu was holding her sides.

"Hey my cooking's not that bad."

"That's because you're used to sake not us and you put sake in everything remember the last time you cooked."

"Oh yeah good thing Keitaro wasn't there for that heheh."

"Ah that's it!"

Shinobu stood up suddenly knocking Su over with the plate falling on her face despite her position she continued to munch at the plate now covering her face.

"Sempai must have done it."

"No way I don't believe it."

"Well what do you know Tokyo boy has skills."

"Kitsune!"

"Hmm now that you mention it he did go to clean the hot springs earlier this afternoon."

"Not you too Motoko."

"Some one call me?"

Stephen walked in his headset around his neck.

"Well only one way to find out"

"S-sempai did you make dinner today."

"Huh? Oh yeah I forgot about that I guess this headset tends to zone me out."

"And did you clean the house."

"Yeah I figured I thought that doing these chores really sucked when I was younger so I figured I'd give you a break you do way too much here more then this lazy person over here."

Stephen pointed to Naru who was still too much in shock to notice.

Shinobu blushed slightly and bowed

"T-thank you sempai"

"Shinobu could you please stop doing that I'm really not use to it."

"G-gomen"

~Sigh I can't stand all this politeness no matter how cute I hate to admit it but I'm use to the assholes I live with well it is a nice change.~

Stephen smiled "You don't have to apologize I should apologize to you. Do what you think is right."

Stephen bowed slightly "Gomen"

This caused Shinobu to panic a little waving her arms up and down with little spirals in her eyes Stephen couldn't help but laugh at the cute display.

"Oh yeah can you guys go into the living room when you're done I had asked Naru to tell you that I guess you never got the message oh well I'm sure she has her reasons."

"Yeah she's like that"

"Ok well be there in about 10 minutes ok I just got to get something first."

"Yeah sure whatever."

"I really suggest you show up it's a one time thing ya know?"

"OK ALREADY!!!"

"Thanks"

Stephen muttered under his breath as he walked out of the kitchen.

"Man she's out to get me."

Kitsune had overheard this and decided to pick on Naru to kill the next ten minutes.

"You know Naru he does have a point you've been out to get him ever since her showed up."

"I don't know what you mean."

"What do you have against him anyway?"

"He's a pervert and a peeping tom"

"You say that but I don't think it's true in fact...I think you like him."

Naru turned red "N-n-no way I could never like that pervert idiot!"

"Oh really then why are you so red face it you like him and pretty soon you'll get married have kids and everything"

Shinobu was frantic at this thought (isn't she always lol)

"Naru and sempai have kids auuuuuu!"

Shinobu ran out of the room crying.

"SHINOBU WAIT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I LIKE THAT GUY!!!!"

Kitsune smiled "Well if you don't like him then I'll just take him for myself."

With that Kitsune walked out of the room to the living room.

"Well I guess you're the first one here eh Kitsune?"

"Yeah I guess so."

Kitsune looked down at the floor for a sec then looked at Stephen.

"Say umm do you remember when you saw me naked the first day you came?"

Stephen shrugged.

"Well I didn't technically you were in a towel and stuff I didn't really pay attention I was too busy running from the long haired psycho."

(Kitsune's dialogue from this point is manga copy till I say so)

"So you're a Tokyo University student Keitaro?"

"Well I didn't technically-"

"Oh I know I know."

~Sigh here we go~

"Even Tokyo U students are young men. You need to peep and act horny and pinch panties every once in a while. You letch."

Stephen fell over even though he saw it coming he still was annoyed.

~What is with these girls and they call me perverted?~

"But wasn't she an ice queen?"

"Yeah Naru was kind of cold."

"Yeah Naru Narusegawa she wanted to throw you out because you saw her totally nude."

"I think that long haired girl is too uptight sometimes."

Kitsune opened her narrow eyes and blushed slightly.

"So Keitaro. Do you like long-haired girls?"

"Well kind of. I mean I really don't know" ~Why am I getting nervous?~

Kitsune laughed slightly.

~Great I know exactly what she's thinking now I got to go through this crap better stay on my toes.~

"Keitaro do you have a girlfriend?"

~Stay calm~

"Nope can't say I've ever had one it really sucks."

"Oh really that's good! The truth is..I've always wanted to have a boyfriend who goes to Tokyo U."

"Well about that-"

Kitsune paid no attention to him and continued on thinking she had him in the palm of his hand.

"I know I shouldn't say this without knowing how you feel but.What do you think of me?"

Stephen keep his composition as Kitsune touched his hand though it was really hard to do so.

"Put your hand right here. Can you feel my heart racing?"

(Ok now it's me again thank you and good night)

Stephen managed to keep calm on the outside but on the inside he was panicking his heart in overdrive about to burst out of his chest.

~Man here it come ok get your counter ready.~

"Well then it's settled. One month's pay for the rent for a grope."

This Stephen was prepared for as he narrowed his eyes and smiled coyly. Catching Kitsune off guard completely. She even started to back up a little as Stephen crawled closer.

"Ok so one month's rent for you so will that be cash or credit and how much is the rent for you also how long of a grope are we talking about tem seconds a minute? And is there promotional capabilities?"

By now Kitsune was on the couch Stephen on top of her as he brought himself closer to her just barely on her face breathing on her gently talking in barely a whisper.

"You know I've never kissed before want to be my first? I want to see if I'm any good"

It was Kitsune's heart's turn to go into overdrive.

"Well I uh umm"

Kitsune could only close her eyes in panic

~What have I gotten myself into~

That was all Kitsune could think of until her face came face to face with a pillow.

When she took it off she could see Stephen on he knees elbows laying on the armrest of the couch by Kitsune's head.

"It's not fun having your emotions played with is it?"

Kitsune said nothing still blushing and incredible shade of red.

"You pervert what are you doing."

Naru stood in sheer anger at the scene she just witnessed.

Stephen looked in panic and sighed in relieve to see that Shinobu wasn't in the room.

"Phew it's only you good well what did you see cause that's exactly what I did."

"You no good-" Naru turned even redder. "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE!?!?!?"

"Is that what you want?"

Naru stood silent for a second not expecting the reaction. The others had finally came in.

~Well here we go~

Stephen stood up and took out the backpack he had taken from his room it had been under the couch.

"Very well I'll leave then"

"Sempai?"

"Urashima!"

"Do me a favor and let me say my piece that way you can hate me and I can just go I have to do this anyway I don't want to."

The others stood silent Naru still speechless.

"Well first off I'm not a Tokyo U student in fact I'm a 2 year ronin and failed the exam twice. But then I'm pretty sure you knew that didn't you Naru I guess I have to thank you for keeping it a secret you're a lot nicer then you let on."

Naru still was silent she seemed like her body didn't have any life to it she was dead where she stood.

"So you weren't at Tokyo U then. Tokiyo-ewe?"

"No I guess I should apologize to you all especially you Motoko and you Shinobu but despite that."

Stephen smiled what he said he truly meant for once he wasn't lying.

"I had a lot of fun you guys are very interesting and this was the best time of my life." Stephen bowed slightly "Thank you for everything and goodbye."

With that Stephen passed Motoko whispering something into her ear and turned back to talk to Naru.

"Well I kept my end of the deal I'll contact you if you want a rematch."

"As for you Naru I guess you got your wish huh? Well see ya around."

With that Stephen took his back and walked out the door.

The others were left to there thoughts.

Kitsune was the first to talk.

"Nice going Naru we finally get a guy and you drive him off oh well I'm just glad I didn't go to far with him."

"Aww now who am I gonna play with he's better at video games the Motoko."

"Auuuuuuu" Shinobu just ran out of the room crying.

"That coward he still owes me a rematch!!!!"

"What was that Motoko?"

"Uh nothing."

"Well I think you know what you have to do Naru."

Naru finally snapped out of her trance.

"I do?"

"Yeah you got to clean his room and talk to Haruka tell him he left."

With that Kitsune walked away Motoko upstairs and Su into the other room. Only Naru was left.

~So now what do I do I guess I could always just go to the tea house and live there till I make it into this stupid school that Keitaro always aims for but I doubt that would be keeping the deal to leave and I did lose. Then again I could always find those two guys.~

"Crap what were their names again?" (I always forget em .)

Stephen sat down for a sec and took a deep breath.

"I guess finding those two guys is my best bet or I could sleep on a bench like a bum heheh."

With that Stephen walked around Hinata till he reached the train and sat at the bench.

"I forgot I don't have any money. And those two live in Tokyo well I guess I can just find a nice bench and get a job for some cash."

Stephen looked around to see a photo booth a few feet away somehow a few yen had amazingly appeared in his pocket as he fished around for the 17th time it was enough for the pic but not for a ticket to Tokyo.

"Why do I get the feeling that I should take the stupid picture."

Calling it a sense of fate Stephen went into the photo booth.

"Who knows maybe Naru will show up make me come home and solve my problems. Yeah right."

~Man I really screwed things up for Keitaro and badly sorry man.~

Stephen stuck in the money and took a picture he felt a hand on his shoulder just as the flash hit.

"Great I want Naru to show up so bad now I'm seeing things"

"You baka I didn't really want you to leave."

"And I'm hearing her too that's new."

Stephen finally turned around to see Naru as he fell out of his seat and onto the floor outside the booth.

"Ugh why isn't no matter who or where I am I always end up on my ass at some point!?!?"

Stephen rubbed his back and looked up to see Naru hand him a hand up.

"Um thanks"

Stephen picked up the pictures from the booth.

"(sigh)"

"What is the sigh for?"

"You just look really cute when you smile too bad I never get to see you smile I mean you have a cute face and your hair is really nice and your eyes-"

Stephen stopped dead and muttered under his breath.

"Ah hell sorry I didn't mean I..(sigh) Well what are you waiting for call me a pervert and send me to the next town over but if you could aim towards Tokyo that would be appreciated."

Stephen said nothing preparing for the worse when he saw nothing coming in fact Naru was blushing almost as much as he had been they just stood there for a while and sat down on a bench.

"What are you going to do now? You don't have anywhere to go do you?"

"No."

"And what about Tokyo U are you still gonna go for it?"

"Yeah I hate to quit something besides if I quit now then I really would be lying. So I guess I'll keep at it."

"That's great"

Naru took one of the stickers and stuck it to his forehead.

"Good luck ronin!"

"Thanks I guess. Still I'm glad you came I didn't really see you coming I thought you really wanted me to get lost."

"Your one of those guys who takes everything to literally don't you."

Stephen scratched the back of his head.

"Heheh" ~you have no idea~

"Well if it isn't Keitaro. What's up? You going somewhere? Hmmm you're sure getting along well with Narusegawa."

Naru went and panicked blushing slightly.

"Th-that's not true house-mother."

"Well I guess I'm leaving Aunt Haruka. Could you send my love to grandma?"

Haruka took a puff of her cigarette and closed her eyes.

"I see but that's not possible just got a fax from grandma and something huge has happened."

~Thank you god!~

Stephen laughed, "What I own the Hinata House as a landlord?"

"Well actually."

Haruka handed him a piece of paper.

"What's this real estate.deed of ownership?"

"It's all legal grandma says she's giving everything to you. Hinata House is all yours if you become the landlord."

Only Naru was questioning this.

"Um hi guys uh guess what I'm back and well I guess to put it simply I'll collect your rent at the end of the month."

Everyone was in shock nothing was said for a minute.

~Well I'm not sure what's gonna happen now hopefully they won't try to kill me.~

What Stephen saw was definitely not what he expected. Shinobu was smiling and bowed welcoming him home as she went to cook dinner Motoko said nothing and walked inside Kitsune did the same thing blushing profusely Su just clang to Motoko and went inside asking if a landlord was edible.

Stephen blinked and stood there as a tumbleweed passed him by Naru was just as surprised as him mostly by her friend's reaction.

"Uh what just happened?"

Naru blinked a few more times.

"My guess is as good as yours."

Stephen just shrugged his shoulder one more time and walked into his room unaware of the conversation that had started behind his back with the residents.

"Why the heck is a boy gonna be the landlord of a girls dorm?!?! He lied about being a Tokyo U student."

Motoko started talking after Kitsune.

"And he's a peeping tom and a panty pincher!"

Naru narrowed her eyes slightly "He saw me naked and touched my boobs now that you mention it."

Su jumped in next "And he's a pedophile!"

Haruka took the cigarette out of her mouth and held it in-between her middle and index finger. "Well they're grandma's orders what can we do about it?"

The others immediately went into a sort of huddle at the mention of grandma hina all except for Naru who formed a huge sweat drop.

"Ok then I guess we have no choice."

Meanwhile Stephen was preparing himself for a grueling challenge while the others were planning a get rid of Keitaro scheme which of course Stephen knew about (it was one of his favorite parts of the manga) he did what he could to prepare. Unfortunately that resulted in him falling asleep with his headset planted on his face. He was like that for about two hours until Kitsune finally decided to put the plan into action waking him up.

"Hey landlord I got a favor"

Kitsune nudged the sleeping landlord who immediately snapped awake.

"It wasn't me the Mustang was like that before the mailbox!!!!!! Huh what oh hi Kitsune what do you want?"

"I was wondering if you would clean the house up a bit after all it's the land lords job."

"What are you talking about I cleaned all the floors and walls."

"But you forgot the windows."

"I did?"

"Yep"

"Ok lets go then"

Stephen walked with Kitsune to the top floor smiling all the way cause he knew what was coming next.

"Ok here you go."

Kitsune handed Stephen the rope and tied it around a stone figure and Stephen's waist.

"Well get going or does the big boy not know how to use this? Tee hee"

Stephen smiled coyly once again which caused Kitsune to back up a little blushing like before. He then walked up to the open widow and turned around. Remembering a movie line that seemed most appropriate to this action.

"I live for this shit!!!"

He then dived off as the statue felt the stress almost getting ripped off the floor it was bolted too this cause Kitsune to panic until she saw a happy Keitaro swinging like Tarzan reaching every aspect of the windows with his rag.

~I can't believe they call THIS a chore I wish my parents made me do this.~

Due to momentum and a lot of frantic arm waving Keitaro finished in about 10 minutes and pulled himself up as he reached the edge of the window the statue finally gave and passed him crashing to the floor with Stephen still attached to the rope as he was pulled down with it.

"CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stephen fell to the ground hard fortunately he missed the statue unfortunately he landed on Naru in an awkward position. (Doggy woof woof ^_^)

"You Pervert trying to have your way with me."

Stephen smiled slightly and even blushed a bit.

"W-well on the bright side the windows are clean."

He managed to suck slightly as Naru fell on top of Stephen his head in- between her breasts once again.

~I can't believe this is a get rid of me plan hahaha I could do this all day!~

Stephen was too spaced out to see the uppercut coming and was sent through the wall of the hinta house's 2nd floor ironically landing in his room.

"That was lucky" Stephen got back up and brushed some sawdust off his shoulder "I guess I'd better take a bath."

Stephen walked to the hot springs to meet an annoyed Motoko.

"Where are you going?"

"I was going to take a bath."

"Not here you're not!"

Stephen sneezed as some sawdust went up his nose. "Then may I ask where?"

Motoko lead him to the small round tub that was labeled Men's Bath (I said I was gonna change some of the story line different people different actions different consequences so don't bug me!!!)

"Sigh alright."

Stephen stared at the bath despite the outer appearance the water was quite nice and it was about twice his size so Stephen had no problems getting in.

Stephen talked to himself "This is how they plan to get rid of me? They were better off just letting me sleep."

Stephen got out of the tub and dried him self off after changing into a t- shirt and a pair of jeans, Stephen then walked into Kitsune once again.

"Hey Keitaro we got a problem."

"Yeah?"

"You have to redo the house."

"What!? Why?"

"Well me and the other girls threw a party while you were busy and sort of got out of hand and trashed the first floor and the bath."

Stephen thought it over for a moment. ~Damn things are gonna suck from this point I hate cleaning so much there's got to be a way out of this I planed on doing it once and only once!~ Stephen then saw a bottle of sweet sake in Kitsune's hand and an idea immediately snapped to Stephen's attention. ~THAT'S IT!!! It's a long shot but it beats doing cleaning work.~

"Say Kitsune do you drink?"

Kitsune stared at Stephen for a moment and smiled "A little"

"Well how about this we have a drinking contest if I win you clean the house in my stead if you win I'll take you to a bar and buy you all the sake you can drink. So.what do you say?"

Kitsune thought it over then opened her eyes slightly and patted Stephen on the back.

"Keitaro old boy you got a deal!!"

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It took about 20 minutes to set find the sake but it was done and the table and shot glasses were set up. There were maybe about 50 bottles of sake surrounding the two contenders Stephen on the left and Kitsune on the right. The others took their seats Su took bets as they all bet on Kitsune except for Shinobu who kindly bet on Stephen. Motoko then took out two flags one green and one blue and stood in-between the two and stated the rules.

"The rules are simple Naru-sempai and Haruka-san will both pour shots of sake into the glass Kitsune will take the first shot then Stephen will follow the first one to pass out, vomit, or give up will lose in the event that Kitsune is the first one to pass out then Stephen will have to take one last shot in order to be declared the winner any questions."

"Yeah sure you want to do this Keitaro you can give up now I mean there's no shame in it after all, you stand no chance."

"Just don't blame me for anything after I pass out!"

"Ready?" Motoko gripped her flags. "Set." Motoko raised the flags above the two's heads as Naru and Haruka poured the drinks "Go" Motoko waved the flags and the contest began. Kitsune finished her shot without so much of a wince.

"Beat that!!"

Stephen stared at the glass and gulped it down not as fast as Kitsune but quite quickly he then set the glass down and licked his lips.

"Sweet."

Kitsune merely took her next drink and chugged it down. Stephen followed suit. For a while no one could see any progress as about 20 more bottles were downed some results could finally be seen between the both in other words they were just plain drunk.

"Still holdin (hic) up eh Keitaro?" "(Hic) This is notin hey Naru can't you gimme sometin stronger like a vodka stinger wit a whisk uhh...uhh what am I looking for oh yeah whisky back."

"Yeah bring stronger booze!!"

Naru and Haruka merely sighed and said nothing leaving the sake to the two drunks. At about 20 more bottles later the two were totally wasted.

"Man I'm bored." Kitsune took another shot her face was completely flushed.

"Yeah I know there's nothing to uhh to uhh.......uhhh....do!"

"O-ok K-K-Keitaro y-your drunk ju-just g-g-g-gi-ve up" Kitsune finally caved and fell on her back asleep.

Stephen looked at her and laughed then took his last shot after a few attempts to actually find the glass.

"I win" Stephen then fell sideways landing right on Kitsune's chest.

"YOU HENTAI!!!!" Naru then kicked Stephen and sent him into the wall.

GOD!!!!! THAT TOOK FORVER! Basically cause I didn't have my computer for about a week well I should have chapter 6 up soon hopefully it might take a little while cause I got school in a few days -_- well until then cya next chapter will be entirely based on Keitaro in the real world.