"It's Not Easy Being Blue"

"Why are blue skin tones so prevalent in mutants?" Hank asked.

"Interesting question," Kurt said. "Why not hordes of mutants with green or orange skin?"

"The phenotypical variety of hair color I've observed is certainly far greater than for skin. But I will admit a sense of dismay at the thought I might have become orange instead of blue."

"True, true. Blue is somehow more dignified, I believe."

"We haven't asked our esteemed colleague his opinion. What do *you* think, Warren?" Hank asked.

"I think that when Apocalypse turned my skin blue I had to throw out half my wardrobe."