Revenge is sweet...Like Muffins!:

          Revenge Plan A...

          It was a little bit after the meeting in the park. Autumn was walking down the street whistling when all of a sudden a giant water filled walrus toy fell out of the sky and landed in front of her. She stopped in mid step and stared at it. Random people passing by also stared at it. Autumn pivoted on her foot and resumed whistling while walking in another direction.

          On the roof of a nearby building Kuwabara was getting scolded. Yusuke, Hinote, and Flash were hitting him. "BAKA!" they yelled.

          "You were supposed to push it so it fell on her!" Flash yelled.

          Kuwabara whimpered. "I didn't know!!!"

          "Baka! We only told you a million times!" Hinote yelled.

          Kuwabara whimpered again. Kurama sighed, "Let's move on to the next plan I guess..."

          Revenge Plan A.........failed

          Revenge Plan B...

          Autumn was walking around aimlessly. She stopped suddenly when she saw a most glorious sight. It was raining muffins!!!

          She looked around at the muffins falling out of the sky. She started twirling and dancing in the muffin rain. If she had been anyone else she would have noticed that it was only raining muffins in that one little spot around her but, being Autumn, she didn't notice. Random passersby did however. Including that funny looking guy holding a sign that says 'Hi mom!' on it.

          "I have pleased the frogs and they are rewarding me with my dream come true!!!" Autumn yelled. "I must do the ceremonial muffin dance!"

          The people on the roof emptying buckets of muffins over the edge stopped and stared at each other before turning to watch Autumn. Autumn was on a parked car making some motions with her hands that made her look like an Egyptian and moving side to side. She then folded her arms to look like wings and started walking while bobbing her head like a pigeon.

          "CAW! CAW!" She started flapping her arms and cawing like crazy. She suddenly stopped and stood very still and quiet. She was looking straight at the group of people on the roof and for a minute they thought she had caught them.

          By this time Autumn had attracted quite a crowd. She suddenly fell forward off the car onto a random innocent bystander. She got up, hissed at the man, and walked away. The people in the crowd all stared after her before continuing on with their lives like none of that had ever happened.

          On the roof Tenka turned to the others, "So what was the point of pouring muffins on her?"

          "There wasn't really a point I just wanted to see what would happen." Hinote said.

          Hiei, who had been quietly mourning the color of his hair, spoke finally, "Idiot."

          "Well let's get back to the real plan, shall we?" Flash asked and took out a roll of clear wire. She took a muffin and stuck the wire in it. The group hopped off the building and walked away.

          As they walked nobody noticed the raggedy looking bum that ran out of an alley and started gathering muffins. Some seagulls dove out of the sky and started fighting with him over the muffins. The bum pulled out a long loaf of bread and held it out as a sword. The largest gull put his wing out to use as a sword while the other was being used to hover. Thus began the epic duel between The Bum and The Gull. While they were dueling the other gulls and some crows were flying off with the muffins.

          Autumn had stopped her walking and was now standing in front of a store staring at the stuffed animals. While Autumn was standing there oblivious to the world Flash snuck up and put the muffin near her foot. Flash then ran back across the street to watch with the others. They waited and waited and waited. Finally Hinote ran across the street and tapped Autumn on the shoulder. He then ducked behind a tree nearby.

          Autumn looked around for whoever had tapped her shoulder. Her gaze finally fell upon the muffin. She reached down for it. Tenka, hiding ahead, tugged the wire. Autumn followed the muffin. Tenka tugged the wire again. Autumn followed again. Tenka started running. Autumn started chasing the muffin. The others followed close behind.

          Tenka ran and ran until he reached the park and climbed up a big tree. He let the muffin stay on the ground since the wire was long. Autumn caught up and stood panting for a moment before reaching for the muffin. Tenka made the muffin lift into the air. Autumn stood with wide eyes gazing at the muffin in awe.

          Yusuke made his voice carry over so it sounded like the muffin was talking. "I am the magical muffin fairy! I command you to bow before my mighty muffinness!"

          "Yes oh mighty magical muffin fairy!" Autumn dropped onto her knees and bent over stretching her arms out in front of her to praise the muffin.

          The group blinked in surprise. Kuwabara was surprised, "I can't believe she's really that stupid..."

          "She isn't stupid!" Kurama hissed.

          Hiei pointed at Autumn, "Then what do you consider that, fox?"

          Kurama stayed silent and turned to watch again. Autumn was poking the muffin. "Hello? Magical Muffin Fairy?"

          "Stop poking me! Now, because I am the magical muffin fairy I command you to take off...err...put on a ballerina outfit and start dancing ballet!" Yusuke changed what he was going to say after receiving a glare from Kurama.

          Autumn arched an eyebrow at the muffin. "You aren't the magical muffin fairy! The magical muffin fairy would never tell me to do that! Be gone imposter! To the geese you go!"

          Autumn grabbed the muffin off the wire and chucked it off into the middle of a group of geese. The geese all stared at the muffin for a minute until they all dove for it at once. There was a mess of flying feathers wings beating and loud honking noises as the geese wrestled for the muffin. Finally one small goose off to the side took off his glasses (yes the goose was wearing glasses) and a 'G' appeared on his chest in superman style. A cape appeared on the goose and he dove into the fray. Within minutes all the other geese were lying battered and unconscious on the ground. Supergoose put back on his glasses and turned back into a normal goose. He started eating the muffin happily among the bodies of his fallen family members.

          During this whole thing Autumn and the others had been staring at the geese in surprise. They were all quiet and blinking rapidly. Autumn shrugged, "Well that's something you don't see everyday..." she then walked off out of the park.

          Revenge Plan B.........failed

          Revenge Plan J...

          Kurama was looking skeptically at the bucket full of the flour and water mixture. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" he asked Yusuke.

          "Baka kitsune, Yusuke came up with this. Of course it's not a good idea!" Hiei pointed out.

          Yusuke shot a death glare at Hiei. He then turned to Kurama, "Don't worry Kurama! I've done this plenty of times before!"

          "And that's exactly why I am worried..." Kurama muttered as he watched Yusuke moving the buckets to the edge of the building's roof. Yes, they were once again stationed on the roof of a building and not just any building. It was the trinket store that had the toys Autumn had been staring at before. So guess why they were there. Come on, guess. It's not that hard. If you guessed that they were doing the hokey pokey then you are...WRONG! If you guessed that they were watching Autumn then you are correct and win...absolutely nothing!

          Autumn was once again staring at the stuffed animals in the window of this store. Now some of you may be wondering what is so special about these particular stuffed animals and if not then you're about to find out anyway. These toys were small bunny shaped toys. They were small enough to sit in the palm of somebody's hand. They came in all assorted colors and had little colorful jewels for eyes. Now Autumn, being a lover of all things cute and huggable, was mesmerized by the adorable little bunny toys. This is why she was spending so much time staring at them.

          Kurama looked over the side of the building at her. He made it a point to find out exactly what she was looking at and get it for her...unless it was bunnies...he was sick of bunnies...very sick of bunnies. In fact, without realizing, he had developed a phobia of bunnies during the day. He shivered as he thought of his room and all the bunny stuff in it. Hiei burst out laughing as he read Kurama's thoughts about his bunnyfied room. Everyone stopped to stare at Hiei. Hiei stopped laughing and glared at them all.

          Yusuke picked up the bucket full of flour and water and dumped it over the side of the building. It drenched Autumn. She stood there blinking. Yusuke then dumped over a bucket of bright yellow feathers. They stuck to Autumn. Autumn still stood there blinking. People passing by laughed at her. Autumn poked the glass of the store window as she looked at her reflection.

          "AAAAARGH!!!!! MY NIGHTMARES HAVE BECOME REALITY!!!!!! I REALLY HAVE TURNED INTO A GIANT MUTATED CHICKEN BEAST!!!" Autumn screamed.

          Harmony seemed hopeful, 'If you're a chicken do you think that means you'll be able to lay caramel filled eggs?'

          No you baka! Haven't you learned anything from the mindless cartoons on TV and the brainwashing commercials? Chickens don't lay caramel filled eggs! Rabbits do!

          "Is she ok? She's just...standing there...." Kuwabara pointed out as he looked over the building at her.

          Hinote shrugged, "She's fine."

          "Yeah she does this a lot." Flash agreed.

          Autumn burst out laughing insanely for no reason whatsoever. She then stopped as abruptly as she had started and stared at the bunny toys again. Her left eye started twitching. Then she started crowing like a rooster and flapping her arms. Every person on her side of the street crossed the road and started walking on that side. Autumn started running in circles laughing insanely.

          "I am the mighty Lady Clucksalot I! I command thee by the mighty powers of poultry within me to obey!!!! Tonight we sleep with the fishes!!!!!" Autumn was yelling.

          "See? We told you she was fine." Hinote said to the others.

          Yusuke was about to speak but was interrupted by a string of curses. Everyone turned to see Hiei cursing at a crow that had taken his hat off. The crow was perched on a nearby tree holding the hat in its talons. Hiei's bright pink hair was now once again exposed to the world. Everyone started laughing at him as Hiei continued trying to get to the bird.

          Revenge Plan J.........failed

          Revenge Plan 7...

          Hinote was laughing at Hiei because of the hat. Hiei's cowboy hat now had bird claw marks on it and there were a few pieces missing which allowed the pink hair to show through. Flash was reading one of her Yu Yu Hakusho mangas. Tenka was sleeping while standing up and Kurama was watching Yusuke and Kuwabara curiously.

          Yusuke and Kuwabara were pushing a large crate to the opening of the alley they were in. The crate had 'Warning: Dangerous Beasts' written all over it. There was vicious snarling coming from the crate. Kurama started to worry that Yusuke and Kuwabara might be planning to harm Autumn.

          "Err...Yusuke? Kuwabara?" Kurama started.

          They turned to look at him. "Yeah?" Yusuke asked.

          "What exactly is in that crate?" Kurama pointed at the crate. Everyone other than Flash was now staring at the crates.

          Yusuke smirked, "You'll see."

          "It's not going to kill anyone, is it?" asked Hinote.

          The crates started shaking as the snarling coming from within became more vicious. A bone shot out of one air hole in the crate and landed at Hiei's feet. Everyone but Flash stared at the bone. Flash burst out laughing. She stopped when she noticed everyone staring at her. She looked over her manga at everyone. "What?"

          "There she is!" Kuwabara pointed at Autumn.

          Autumn was walking with a brown paper bag in her hand. It contained many types of candy plus a lot of caramel filled chocolate eggs. She was eating one of the eggs and listening to music. She had her eyes closed which was very stupid considering that she was walking through a parking lot where at any given moment some lunatic in an SUV could come shooting around and run her over. She didn't seem to care, though.

          Yusuke, with Kuwabara's help, opened the crate. There was a moment of silence as everyone waited for the dangerous beasts to come out of the crate. Kurama prepared himself to run out and protect Autumn if need be. Slowly the beasts emerged from their crate. They stepped out of the shadows and...

          "NANI?!?" Kurama yelled in surprise. "Those are just children!!!"

          Indeed, Kurama was right. The 'dangerous beasts' were no more than a large group of young children. The children were wearing nice neat clothing. The girls had bows in their hair and the boys had bowties. All in all they looked quite harmless.

          After getting over the initial shock, everyone started laughing at Yusuke and Kuwabara's 'dangerous beasts'. The laughter triggered a negative reaction in the children. They started howling like animals and bolted, as a group, out into the parking lot and directly for Autumn.

          Autumn heard the howling above her music and opened her eyes. She screamed and started running. She ran and jumped onto the top of some random parked van. The kids swarmed around the van clawing at it and screeching unearthly loud. The kids were making the van sway back and forth. Autumn was clinging to the van in fear.

          HEY! I could use a little advice on how to save myself from being devoured by a swarm of ravenous children right now!

          'Nani? Oh...umm...run?'

          In case you haven't noticed I'm clinging to the top of a van in fear

          'Oh, well then I guess you're doomed, ne? Eat another one of those caramel eggs.'

          What good will that do???

          'But they're so sweet and sugary...'

          That's it! The candy!!!

          'What about the candy? Oh no...you better not be planning on doing what I think you are!'

          Self-preservation Harmony. Self-preservation

          'NO! Autumn don't you dare!!!'

          Autumn stood up on the van and took a piece of gum out of her paper bag. She tossed it to the ground. A few kids dove at it. She then threw the rest of her candy out into the crowd. All the kids were fighting each other over the candy on the ground. Autumn watched in disgust for a minute before jumping off the van and quickly walking away down the street. She turned up the volume on her music hoping to drown out the whining of her demon half.

          Yusuke and Kuwabara blinked as they watched the children biting, scratching, and kicking each other for the candy. Kurama was blinking rapidly to try and make sense of everything he had seen that day. Trying to make sense of it all was giving him a headache. Flash turned her attention away from the kids and back to her manga. Hiei was thinking about how much easier revenge would be if they just killed Autumn. Tenka and Hinote were staring regretfully at the candy.

          "Those lucky kids...I wish I could get free candy like that..." Tenka said.

          Hinote pouted, "The poor candy!"

          "Oh! I have to be getting home! My mother wanted me to help her make dinner!" Kurama said as he looked at the nearby clock thingy. "Let me know how this turns out! Ja ne!"

          "Oh gee thanks, Kurama. Leave me here with them." Hiei pointed at the others.

          Kurama rolled his eyes and started walking away. Yusuke smiled, "Hey, I've got an idea!"

          "No! No more of your ideas! We're doing this right. Come on everyone." Flash started leading the way down to the park. The others shrugged and followed leaving the now unconscious children to lie in the middle of the parking lot where they could possibly get run over by a car.

          Revenge Plan 7.........failed

          Revenge Plan (*-*)...

          Flash had led everyone to the park. She broke the lock on a nearby little storage shack and flipped a light switch. She grinned evilly. "Perfect..."

          She then put the others to work carrying dolls, doll accessories, and dollhouses into the shack. They covered the shack's walls with pink wallpaper and put pink frilly furniture everywhere. After they were done the place looked a lot like a little girl's room. Hiei wasn't too happy with this as it reminded him too much of his hair.

          "What's the point of all this?" Hiei asked.

          Flash smirked, "You'll see...Let's go find Autumn."

          And so the group set out to find the psycho fox. They searched high and they searched low. They searched near and far. After all that searching...they found nothing. For indeed Autumn was not in the park. The group then searched the streets for Autumn. They passed by a bum that was drunk and singing songs next to an equally drunk seagull. They passed a group of young children in the middle of a parking lot. If they had stuck around longer they would have seen a car swerve, so as not to hit the kids, and crash into a fire hydrant. They then would have seen a duck with a 'G' on its chest fly the children to safety.

           They searched every store they came across and still no sign of Autumn was found. They then came to the last store. With just one look at the store everyone agreed that that was where Autumn would be found. For this store was a child's paradise. It sold only the most sugary treats to rot a person's teeth. There were bright, colorful candies everywhere.

          The group walked into the jungle of sugary goodness and immediately they entered a place full entirely of lollipops.

          "We're lost! Lost in a sea of lollipops, never again to see the light of day or feel the warmth of the sun! Oh woe is me!" Tenka cried to the ceiling.

          "Umm...the exit is right there...you know where the sign that says 'Exit' is..." Hinote pointed at the door they had just walked through.

          Tenka stared at the door. He blinked a few times then laughed and rubbed the back of his head, "I knew that."

          "Sure you did." Flash rolled her eyes and then started walking further into the store with the others close behind.

          Autumn was staring at some chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. She had a choice. She could either get one of those or a caramel filled chocolate egg.

          'Go for the caramel! You know you want to! Caramel...Caramel...'

          But I like marshmallow...you're the one that likes caramel!

          'And?'

          And what if I want to get the marshmallow egg?

          'Like I care what you want! Get the caramel egg now or I swear I'll make Hiei kill you!'

          You wouldn't dare...

          'I would! I would!'

          It was at that moment that the others found her. Flash tapping her shoulder brought Autumn back to reality. Autumn smiled at everyone.

          "Hello everyone!" Harmony took over Autumn's mind and smirked at Hiei, "Hello nomi (flea), are you enjoying your new hair?"

          Hiei growled and put his hand on his katana. Autumn got control again and clamped her hands over her mouth. She then grabbed a caramel egg. "Ok, you win Harmony! I'll get the stupid caramel!"

          'And thus you learn the most important lesson about dealing with me: You can never win'

          I'm sure there's a way.

          'There isn't'

          I'll find your weakness! And when I do you're going down! Autumn started laughing insanely.

          Everyone stared at her. Flash poked her, "Are you ok?"

          "What? Oh, yeah, I'm fine." Autumn said as she paid for her caramel egg and turned to leave. "So what are you guys doing here and why isn't Kurama with you?"

          "Kurama had to help his mom with dinner. We came because we'd like to say that those were some pretty funny pranks you pulled. You really got us good. I congratulate you." Flash held out her hand for a shake. The others stared at her.

          Autumn shook Flash's hand after a moment of suspicion. "No hard feelings?"

          "None whatsoever." Flash smiled. "Oh, there was something I wanted to show you in the park but now that I think about it you wouldn't be interested in it."

          "What is it?" Autumn asked.

          Flash shook her head, "No, no. It's not important you wouldn't care to see it."

          "Tell me! I wanna know!" Autumn whined.

          Flash smirked, "Curiosity killed the cat, you know."

          "So? I'm a fox, not a cat. I have nothing to worry about!" Autumn smiled proudly.

          Flash shrugged, "Well then follow me. I'll show it to you."

          "YAY!" Autumn said as she followed Flash and the others out of the candy store and to the park.

          Flash stopped at the shack and pointed at it. "It's in there."

          "Ok." Autumn walked into the shack. Flash pushed Kuwabara in there after her, turned on the lights, and locked the door shut. Yusuke, Hiei, Hinote, and Tenka stared at her. After a few seconds Autumn started screaming and scratching at the door.

          Kuwabara was playing with the dolls. He held one out to Autumn, "Wanna play tea party?"

          "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Somebody please save me from this cruel and unusual punishment!!!!!" Autumn yelled and pounded on the door.

          Yusuke and Hinote started laughing. Tenka wandered off to find some popcorn. Hiei smirked at finally getting revenge. Flash smiled in triumph at how well her plan was working.

          After leaving Autumn in there for a few moments Flash opened the door. Hinote was the first one to look inside. He saw Kuwabara playing with the dolls. Kuwabara quickly put the dolls down when he realized people were watching him. Autumn was in the corner curled up in fetal position sucking her thumb and rocking back and forth. She shot up and out of the shack when she realized the door was open. She spun in a circle and started laughing happily.

          "Well Autumn, I hope you've learned a lesson from all this." Hinote said.

          Autumn nodded furiously, "Oh I have! I have!"

          "And what lesson would that be?" Tenka prompted.

          Autumn tilted her head to the side, "I learned that if you're going to play a prank on someone never leave behind any evidence as to who did it...or frame somebody."

          Everyone groaned. Hiei suddenly thought of something, "How long before my hair becomes black again?"

          "Hmm...I'd say about a week." Autumn nodded.

          Hiei's eye twitched, "A WEEK?!? You mean I'm stuck with pink hair for a week?!?"

          "Yeah, pretty much. Sucks for you, doesn't it?" Autumn grinned at Hiei.

          Hiei was reaching for his katana. Flash stopped him, "Hiei no! She's my friend and as annoying as she can be sometimes I don't want a dead friend!"

          "Fine." Hiei grumbled and crossed his arms.

          Autumn smirked evilly after taking a look around and seeing all the people. She grabbed the cowboy hat off Hiei's head and took off running while holding it down on her head.

          Hiei blinked a few times before the laughter of the people nearby broke through to him. He growled, "BAKA KITSUNE!!!!!! GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!"

          Hiei started chasing Autumn. Flash, Hinote, and Tenka started chasing Hiei to make sure he didn't kill her. Yusuke and Kuwabara chased after while laughing.

          Revenge Plan (*-*).........succeeded

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Dream: Well, that's all folks! I had originally intended to have this chapter up yesterday but I kind of fell asleep really early. .

Zero: lazy

Dream: Yeah well...we all knew that already...

Zero: yes, yes we did.

Dream: Well another one of my random insane fics is complete! Yay! ^_^ and some of this stuff is going to be mentioned in the sequel to Zero's Curse. Specifically Kurama's bunny-phobia.

Zero: *cracks up laughing* Kurama afraid of bunnies....

Dream: Now that I think about it, that is pretty funny. *also cracks up laughing*