"When Villainy Knows No Bounds"

"Scott, I've finished scanning Sinister's files, and you won't believe it."

"Hey, Kitty, as long as you don't say Remy is the long-lost Summers brother, I can handle anything."

"Well, it has to do with money."

"Yeees?"

"And how Sinister earns his."

"Kitty..."

"Remember when your computer crashed and you said Microsoft's software was an invention of evil?"

"You mean..."

"That was Sinister. Apparently he thought an unhappy and disgruntled population was good for his plans. Then he created and sold the SUV and convinced junk mailers to move to the Internet."

"No!"

"He also invented the Macarena."

"You're kidding."

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This idea comes from Juliana, who told me she liked my drabbles and also mentioned she'd always wondered where villains got their money. So this drabble is for her! (In the sense that I've borrowed her idea...)