Chapter Two: Gollum Says 'Bye Bye Bye'

Once everyone was situated comfortably on the couches and chairs in Noodlez's sunroom, Noodlez called her friends into a huddle.

Eryn looked worried, "I don't know about this , Noodlez, should they really be here? I don't think this is a good idea."

But Goose, Noodlez, and Duckie were practically shaking with excitement, and Bond, although knowing nothing about LotR, couldn't seem to get the big doofy grin off her face.

"When are Noodlez's ideas ever good?" asked Duckie.

Eryn considered this, "Uhm…hm…you have a point…"

"But," Bond added, "when are Noodlez's ideas fun?"

Eryn considered this too, then her face split into a wide grin, "Almost always, okay, let's do it!"

"WHEEEEEE!" Goose squealed, as she was prone to doing, "Alrighty, so, we need some CDs!"

Bond whipped a handful of CDs from her pocket, "I've got some right here!"

Her friends stared at her strangely, then accepted the fact that Bond just liked to have the sharp corners of a CD case poking her a she walked. Noodlez grabbed the CDs and put them all in their respectful places in the karaoke machine's CD player. She and her friends then plopped down on the couch and floor opposite the karaoke stage.

Duckie banged a wooden hammer on Bond's head (A/n: haha, sorry Bond!), "Order! Order! I will have order!" the fictional characters quieted down upon hearing Duckie's tone of supreme authority, "I call Gollum to the stand!"

The pitiful creature slinked over to sit on the stool at the machine. He stared at the screen which provided the lyrics as the music began.

"Hey hey," he hissed, "Bye bye bye! Bye bye!"

He bopped his head to the beat as the girls laughed uproariously.

Gollum continued in his Don't-I-Sound-Like-Donald-Duck voice, "I'm doin' this tonight, you're prob'lly gonna start a fight, I know this cant be right, hey, baby, come on. Gollum! Gollum! I loved you endlessly, and you weren't there for me, so now its time to leave and make it alone. Gollum! Gollum! I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie. I wanna see u out that door, baby, bye bye bye!"

Gollum began busting out moves all over the place. Soon, members of the Fellowship found themselves stifling laughter.

"Don't wanna be a fool for you, just another player in your game for two, Gollum! Gollum! You may hate me but it ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye! Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I've had enough, might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye! Gollum! Gollum!

"Oh, oh, oh!"

Eryn fell off the couch laughing. Gollum stopped singing but the music continued.

"Master!" he wailed, looking at Frodo where he sat next to Sam, "Master! They laughs at us! They doesn't like our singings!" and he his behind the entertainment center.

Sauron and Saruman began booing Gollum's performance, "BOOOOO! THAT STUNK! NEW ACT! NEW ACT!"

Boromir leapt to his feet, "I shall represent Gondor! I hope to bring honor to the White City through my performance!"

He dashed over to the karaoke stage before anyone could protest and sat on the stool.

He looked at the lyric screen, "Boromir has no lyrics, Boromir needs no lyrics." and he pushed the TV out of his way, standing with the mic in hand.

"Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying 'I really don't think you're strong enough' , oh!" he began a Cher song (A/n: haha, does that make up for the hammer, Bond?) in a terribly off-key voice, "Do you believe in li--"

BROO BROO BROO!

Noodlez had stolen the Horn of Gondor and was sounding it to drown out Boromir's terrible singing. But that didn't top him…it just made him get louder.

"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?! I CAN FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SAYING 'I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH', OH! DO YOU…"

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I hope you all appreciated that chapter, I almost died getting those N*Sync lyrics! I actually had to LISTEN to the song! Review and I'll love you forever!

~NoOdLeZ~