Chapter Three: Take It, Maestro
After enduring the full length of Boromir's song (and an encore he had called for himself) everyone was ready to hear some actual SINGING.
Goose, Noodlez, and Duckie had been whispering frantically to each other, and now took up a chant, "Le-go-las! Le-go-las! Le-go-las!"
Legolas's cheeks reddened, "What if I don't want to sing?"
Noodlez pulled a (CHEESY) cucumber from between the seat cushions, "Don't make me use this…"
"A vegetable?" the Elf asked warily, not quite understanding that Noodlez was more than a little crazy, then sighed and took his seat on the stool.
The girls clapped.
Legolas read the lyrics that appeared on the screen, and he blushed again, "I'm too sexy for my shirt?"
Whistles and cheers could be heard from Duckie, Goose, and Noodlez.
"YEA YOU ARE!"
"TAKE IT OFF!"
"YES, PLEASE DO!"
"TAKE IT OFF!"
"BEFORE I DO IT FOR YOU!"
(A/n: Don't mean to sound like a bunch of fan girls…but…*sigh* we're a bunch of fan girls…but that's not the only reason I love LotR! J.R.R. Tolkien was a genius!)
Legolas blushed crimson, scooted off the stool, and sat back in his place between Gimli and Aragorn. Gimli clapped him on the shoulder and roared with laughter. The three girls slouched in disappointment with a sigh of "Aw poo…"
Bond leaned over to Eryn, "Glad the last guy didn't get that song…he woulda done it!" Eryn giggled, then stopped abruptly as a mental image of Boromir stripping entered her mind and she shivered.
Next up to try their luck were the Hobbits.
"Oooooooooooh, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of…er…Middle Earth!" Pippin started.
The other three followed his lead, "Because because because because because! Because of the wonderful things he does!"
Gandalf visibly inflated with pride.
"How do you know they're talking about you?" Saruman insisted.
Gandalf cocked an eyebrow at his fellow wizard, "Surely you do not think they speak of you!"
The Hobbits had abandoned the karaoke stage, linked arms, and were skipping around the room by now. Duckie joined them, singing loudest of all, as the song had become somewhat of a tradition to her and her friends.
"Follow follow follow follow follow the Yellow Brick Road!" they sang, "ever a wiz at what he does the Wizard of Oz--" (A/n: sorry, I don't know all the right words but I don't much care…if it bothers you tell me the words and I'll fix is if I can…)
"We mean Middle Earth!" shouted Sam.
"--is one because, because because because because because! Because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of O..er…Middle Earth!" they finished their song.
Everyone clapped and the performers took a bow.
Duckie leaned over to Pippin and whispered in his ear, "There's mushrooms in the kitchen…shhh…I didn't tell you…"
Pippin excused himself to 'go to the wee Hobbit's room' and dashed off.
Duckie took her seat with her friends just as they were deciding who should go next. After the decision was made, Goose stood to announce it.
"We call Sauron, Lord of Darkness, to the stand!"
Sauron, who had been discretely removing the chain which held the Ring from around Frodo's neck, growled, but stomped over to the stage.
"Oh quit acting like a two year old!" Eryn shouted.
"The Mouth of Sauron curses you!" the evil one bellowed, Eryn turned into a potted shrubbery.
"ERYN! NOOO!" her friends shouted in unison, which seemed odd and awkward. So awkward, they for got about Eryn the shrub, who shouted 'NI!' in an indignant tone.
"Hahahahaha! You cannot overcome me, foolish mortals! For I am Sauron!" and the music began, Sauron tapped his evil toes to the beat, "Cuz, I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadies are just imitating," he paused and glared at Saruman, then continued, "so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up," he hopped up and sat back down, "please stand up," he repeated the process, "please stand up?" and again, "I said, I'm Slim Sh--"
The music stopped suddenly.
Gimli stood to the side of the stage with the unplugged microphone cord in hand, "Can't stand none of that rubbish…" and he marched back to his seat, leaving Sauron standing on one evil foot, with an evil arm raised over his evil head, and the other scratching his evil butt, open-mouthed in shock.
Everyone applauded the Dwarf's actions, except Pippin, who was still searching for mushrooms, Boromir, who was sitting in the corner sulking that he had received no applause, and Sauron, who, of course, was still doing his evil butt-scratching.
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Haha! That was fun! *Imagines Sauron scratching his butt in the movie* HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks to all my wonderful reviewers! I love you! *huggles reviewers to the point of suffocation* Oops! *releases* Sorry!
Eryn, I hope to get you back to your normal state…uhm…before the end of the story? Haha, sorry.
Probably only two chapters left…this turned out to be shorter then I thought it would. That's probably for the better. Remember to leave a review! Thanks!
~NoOdLeZ~
