Chapter Five: Aloha Oe

"Oh no!" wailed Noodlez, "last songs!!!"

She began to bawl, soaking the carpet thoroughly.

Her friends tried to comfort her, but to no avail, "Noodlez, you'll still have the books! You can watch the movies!"

"NO I CAN'T! THEY MELTED!"

Aragorn and Gandalf were now standing on the stage.

Aragorn spoke up, "We'd like to dedicate this to our new friends, and as our parting words, we'd just like to tell you it's been fun…we don't quite understand it…but it's been fun nonetheless."

And the music began, hardly heard over Noodlez's sobbing.

"Oh baby, baby. Oh baby, baby. Oh baby, baby. How was I supposed to know, that something wasn't right here. Oh baby, baby. I shouldn't have let you go, and now you're out of sight, yea. Show me, how you want it to be, 'cause I need to know now what we've got." Gandalf sang and Britney Spears song.

Aragorn picked up where he left off, "My loneliness, is killin' me! I must confess, I still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind, gimme a sign! Hit me, baby, one more time!"

Gandalf whapped him over the head with his staff.

"Ow!" Aragorn rubbed his head, "Do think I really meant it?!"

"You should not say anything you do not mean, Aragorn."

"Well, I'm not madly in love with you anyway! If I was singing this to anyone it would be--"

"ARWEN!" Eryn the Shrub screeched.

"UNDOMIEL!" Noodlez yelled.

"THE EVEN STAR!" Duckie screamed.

Aragorn looked at them, "Uh yes…that's right…"

The girls clapped, happy to have been able to beat Aragorn to it.

Aragorn continued singing, "Oh baby, baby. The reason I breathe is you, boy you got me blinded. Oh baby, baby. There's nothing that I wouldn't do, that's not the way I planned it. Show me, how you want it to be, tell me baby,
'cause I need to know now what we've got!"

"My loneliness is killing me!" Gandalf picked up, "I must confess, I still believe. When I'm not with you I lose my mind. Give me a sign! Hit me baby one more time!"

Aragorn hit him with the hilt of Narsil.

"Now you cut that out!" Gandalf yelled.

"You did it first! AND you don't have the excuse of loving someone! You're too old, nyah!"

Gandalf positively roared, while the Hobbits tried to cover their snickering.

"BOOOOOO!" jeered Sauron, "I've never heard such horrible voices! You disgraced that song more than Spears did herself! BOOOOOOO!"

Noodlez glared angrily, the charged over and kicked the Lord of Darkness right in his Man Marbles.

"D'oh!" Sauron said in a Homer Simpson way, keeling over in agony.

Gimli stood and cleared his throat, "I, uh…I've decided I'll take my turn…"

"YAAAAAAAAAAY!" squealed the girls, plopping back onto the couch.

Gimli cleared his throat again and began, "How can it be easy to forget you when I think about you all the time?
I never know how I miss you when I never had you, you were never mine." he sang a Good Charlotte song.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Noodlez and Duckie screeched, "GC song!!"

"I move on, but I can't go on without you. Said I try, don't know why, what to do without you. Can't move on, can't move on."

The girls sang along.

"It'd be cool if we never met, if we never locked eyes. Then I'd feel so happy, not knowing you're so fine. I move on, but I can't go on without you. Said I try, don't know why, what to do without you. Can't move on, can't move on."

Gimli's voice faltered as he puzzled over how everyone had suddenly learned their chosen songs when they'd never heard them before.

Duckie picked up where the Dwarf had stopped, mostly because she loved Good Charlotte, "I get so nervous when I'm around you, there's nothing I can say. I wish you'd get outta my head, I think about you every day. I move on, but I can't go on without you. Said I try, don't know why, what to do without you. Can't move on, can't move on without…"

Noodlez grabbed Eryn the Shrub and held her over her head so they could join in, "ROCK! I move on, but I can't go on without you. Said I try, don't know why, what to do without you. Can't move on, can't move on, can't move on, without you!"

And there was silence…

But Goose didn't like the silence, "Who's up for sushi?!"

POOF!

"I'm baaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

"LITTLE GREEN MAN! HURRY, SOMEONE GET THE SPATULA!"

"I'm PURPLE!" the genie had still not forgotten Noodlez's color mix-ups, nor did he want to be smashed by a burger flipping utensil, "And time is up! They must go back to their world!"

"Oh, but we're having so much fun!" wailed Bond, she still didn't know anything about Lord of the Rings, but she was beginning to like the idea.

"Tough cookies! Time to go!" he wiggled his tiny fingers at the front door of Noodlez's house, "Now, go! Back to Middle Earth with you all!"

As the members of the Fellowship and the other assorted characters turned to leave, Gollum squeezed out from behind the entertainment center, "Yessss Preciousssss! We leavessssssssessss!"

He was the first to scamper through, and disappear into nothingness. He was closely followed by a limping Sauron who had remnants of muffins caked to his armor, Saruman and his gigantic pink purse, and Frodo and Sam.

Aragorn turned to the girls and the Shrub, "Tis odd to have been able to visit what must be the future, but now we're driven even harder to protect what our world will one day become. Farewell!"

He walked through the doorway, Gandalf and a still-pouting Boromir. Gimli tramped after them, blushing as they noticed he was humming "Heigh-Ho'.

"Goodbye, lassies. It's too bad we have to part now, might have been fun to see other parts of this world." and he, too disappeared.

The little purple genie hovered by the door, "Dwarf, men, wizard, evil Lord…some Hobbits…uh…I guess that's it!" he motioned with his hand and the door slammed shut. The genie turned to face the girls.

Muffled voices came from under the seat cushions of the couch, "HELP US! HELP!"

"What the…" the genie turned to Noodlez and noticed a certain Elf, tied up sitting in the corner, "I DIDN'T GET THEM ALL?! WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO--"

SMACK!

Goose had smashed the tiny purple genie as if he were a bug, "No more annoying, tells-us-what-to-do genie!"

"YAY!"

"NI!"

"Now we keep them! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Duckie let Merry and Pippin out from under the cushions. Bond untied Legolas.

"Wh-wh-what are you going to do with us?1 I thought you guys loved us!"

"YUP!"

"Then why did you keep us?!"

Noodlez grinned cheekily, "I'm bored, run for your sanity."

Duckie and Goose stepped up beside her, Bond joined them, holding the pot that housed Eryn the Shrubery.

"And of all the things I've lost, you'll miss my mind the most!"

Legolas, Merry, and Pippin shifted uneasily.

"Heigh-Ho! Heigh-Ho!…"

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BA-BA-BUM! I SMELL A SEQUEL! Hahaha, don't count that as a promise, it's just and idea floating around…but if it ever gets done I'll need some help from all my friends mentioned! HAHAHAHA, this outta be good…please review! Thanks!

~NoOdLeZ~