this is a stupid story. i dont own zelda
ganon stumbled, holding the fattest blunt link ever saw. ganon farted then laughed like beavis.
50 farts later.....
ganon farted, then giggled. link and zelda gagged. "ew!" zelda said. "you stink!"
"yuck, what did you eat?" link asked.
"bean burritoes!" ganon grabbed zelda the farted on her. zelda whipped around and judo
kicked him in the balls. ganon curled into a ball, gasped tears watering his eyes, then gasped
the pain was so great,"aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh you bitch!" he said between burps, like barney
gumble.
"okay, sages hes high, you can seal his ass into the forbidden realm!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH! you fucking bitches!" ganon screamed as he was pulled in. "zelda youre still
my bitch forever!"
zelda gave him the finger, walked over and frenched link. link had no fucking idea what was going
on and grabbed her ass. the next thing link knew he was in intense pain exactly in the groin area.
"owwwwwwww! what the hell was that for?"
"excuse me, YOU GRABBED MY ASS!" then she slapped both cheeks.
"more baby! more!" link joked.
"sages! steal his clothes for me!" all of a sudden link was naked except for his polka dotted boxers
"eeermm sages... could you provide a blanket for me! im cold!"
a pink blanket with flowers and bunnies appeared. link could hear ruto laughing at him.
"you fishy bitch! im not using that blanket!"
"ha ha! youre not secure in your masculinity? i though you were, with the way you wear a green dress
and spank horses!"
"ouch zelda! hell, i look fucking good for a man in a dress!"
"all these bitches think youre hot," ruto sighed. "well, i have one thing to say to that:
i was engaged to him so all you fucking bitches can just suck air!"
"ruto, shut your fishhole!" (thats me, btw)
"how dare you speak to the zora princess like that?"
"ruto, i can kill you like that, so dont get snotty"
"im supossed to be afriad of your ass?"
ruto died an unexpected death. the sages got pissed off for her being so snotty.
link and zelda got high and fucked up a storm.
ganon returned again for 68769697687676785676535335252321321234575678567895678906789076890th time.
impa picked her nose. she was kicked out of the castle.
ganon stumbled, holding the fattest blunt link ever saw. ganon farted then laughed like beavis.
50 farts later.....
ganon farted, then giggled. link and zelda gagged. "ew!" zelda said. "you stink!"
"yuck, what did you eat?" link asked.
"bean burritoes!" ganon grabbed zelda the farted on her. zelda whipped around and judo
kicked him in the balls. ganon curled into a ball, gasped tears watering his eyes, then gasped
the pain was so great,"aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh you bitch!" he said between burps, like barney
gumble.
"okay, sages hes high, you can seal his ass into the forbidden realm!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH! you fucking bitches!" ganon screamed as he was pulled in. "zelda youre still
my bitch forever!"
zelda gave him the finger, walked over and frenched link. link had no fucking idea what was going
on and grabbed her ass. the next thing link knew he was in intense pain exactly in the groin area.
"owwwwwwww! what the hell was that for?"
"excuse me, YOU GRABBED MY ASS!" then she slapped both cheeks.
"more baby! more!" link joked.
"sages! steal his clothes for me!" all of a sudden link was naked except for his polka dotted boxers
"eeermm sages... could you provide a blanket for me! im cold!"
a pink blanket with flowers and bunnies appeared. link could hear ruto laughing at him.
"you fishy bitch! im not using that blanket!"
"ha ha! youre not secure in your masculinity? i though you were, with the way you wear a green dress
and spank horses!"
"ouch zelda! hell, i look fucking good for a man in a dress!"
"all these bitches think youre hot," ruto sighed. "well, i have one thing to say to that:
i was engaged to him so all you fucking bitches can just suck air!"
"ruto, shut your fishhole!" (thats me, btw)
"how dare you speak to the zora princess like that?"
"ruto, i can kill you like that, so dont get snotty"
"im supossed to be afriad of your ass?"
ruto died an unexpected death. the sages got pissed off for her being so snotty.
link and zelda got high and fucked up a storm.
ganon returned again for 68769697687676785676535335252321321234575678567895678906789076890th time.
impa picked her nose. she was kicked out of the castle.
