A/N - Okay here's the first proper chapter , aren't you people lucky two chapters at once , or unlucky depending on weather you like the fic. This ones a lot longer than the first and hopefully the next chapter will be out in a few days. Now on with the fic.

House Elf Relations - Chapter 1

Ditching her things she left the table , in the first and probably last impulsive decision she'd ever make and marched straight over to the other side of the library , where a certain Malfoy was scanning the shelves for a book titled 'Absolute Power - A in depth look at the wizarding world most famous leaders.'

" Malfoy." Hermione greeted placing herself directly in front of him. " I need you."

Raising an eyebrow Draco replied blandly. " Granger , I'm flattered , you've finally realised that your a girl and that I'm a devestatingly handsome man , congrats. However now is not the time nor is this the palce , perhaps I could fit you in between Pansy and Lavender tonight , 7 o'clock alright with you ?"

Ever since his not so secret affair with Fleur Delacour in 4th year became public knowledge Draco had become the school stud. Of course the fact that he'd had a growth spurt of about 4 inches and filled out a bit had little to do with it , which was not to say he wasn't still a ferret , he was. He just wasn't a scrawny , ugly one anymore.

" I didn't mean it like that , Malfoy." Hermione snapped , glaring at him all the while. " I need your help with something."

"Well , well. Hermione Granger needs my help. What's bought on this rather interesting turn of events ? Oh , and for the record I didn't mean what I said either." Draco smirked at her.

"Well , I've been having some trouble with..." She started and then seemed to realize what he said. " You know my name ?"

Draco sighed and rolled his eyes. "Of course I know your name , just because I don't call you by your first name doesn't mean I don't know it. Now could you please explain why you need me ?"

" Right , of course , sorry. Well I'm sure you've heard of S.P.E.W. .." She began.

" What ?" Draco interrupted , shifting his position to lean against the bookcase.

" Society for the Protection of Elfish Welfare." Hermione answered.

" Oh , so that's what those badges you were wearing last year were for." Draco nodded in understanding.

" Yes , what did you think they were for ?" Hermione asked confused.

" Well no-one was sure really. I know there was a bet going on with the Slytherins and Ravenclaws though. We came up with some pretty interesting theories." Draco said smugly.

" Oh really. Let's here some then." Hermione said as she also so took up a leaning position against the bookcase.

"Well the most common one was that they were to counteract the Potter Stinks thing , but mine was much better."
" I'm sure it was. Now what I wanted to talk to you about was..." She was once again cut off by Draco.

" Don't you want to here my theory ?" He asked pouting like a petulant child.

"Fine." Hermione sighed. " What was it then ?"

" I thought the badges were for the Special Protectors of Emma Watson society." Draco said proudly.

Hermione raised both her eyebrows.

" And just who is Emma Watson ?" She asked.

"She's this really cute muggle actress." Draco said loftily.

" Muggle actress , since when do you watch..." Draco interrupted her yet again.

" Actually you look alot like her , or she looks alot like you." Draco said quickly changing the subject.

" Really , so you think I'm cute then ?" Hermione asked teasingly.

" Maybe." Draco smirked. "Now what was it you were talking about ?"

" S.P.E.W. Right well like I said I need you to be my campaign manager." She said leaning a little too heavily on the bookcase causing it to topple over , landing with a loud crash on the hard stone floor.

Surveying the devastaton Draco turned to Hermione.

" Campaign Manager , huh ? What do you say about us getting out of here and talking rates ?"

"Yeah." Hermione agreed and they sped off back to Hermione's table before Madame Pince could give them a years worth of detentions.

A/N- Okay I know that this sucks but I wanted to do something different from all the other D/Hr fics out there. Please review it and tell me what you think.