Written for the X-Men100 Comic Crossover Challenge, these drabbles all feature Superboy and Robin of the Teen Titans.

"The Meeting"

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The shapely brunette could obviously take care of herself, but Superboy couldn't leave her facing 10-to-1 odds against armed goons.

As he slammed his fist into the guy about to stab her, he noticed something odd: Some punches and kicks she ducked, others seemed to pass *through* her.

Superboy knocked the last two heads together. "Hey, girl," he called, swooping over. "Where'd you learn to fight like that?"

Eyes flashing, obviously unimpressed by his flying, she kicked a goon that tried to sit up. "Call me 'girl' again and I'll kick your ass. The name's Kitty Pryde. Where am I?"

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"Wanna See My Etchings?"

"So, you don't know how you got here?" Superboy asked.

"Not a clue. I'm a college student. Apparently in another dimension," Kitty said, leaning against the wall.

"You know, most gi--women would be a little freaked out."

She ignored his slip. "Well, weird was my business for years. I'm not easily spooked. I'd like to get home, though."

"You better come back to Titans Tower with me, then. Robin'll know what to do."

"This Robin gets a lot of transdimensional visitors, then?"

Superboy shrugged, holding out his hand. "Who knows? But 'Robin knows everything' hasn't steered me wrong yet."

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"Symbolic, Much?"

Kitty leaned back into the couch with a sigh. "You guys aren't much for subtlety, are you?"

Superboy dragged his eyes away from her chest. "What?"

Smirking, she waved her hand. "A giant tower in the shape of a T? Overcompensating for something?"

He ignored the jibe. "Where does *your* team live?"

She looked down. "I left the team last year, but we lived in a mansion in upstate New York, a private school for mutants."

"You didn't have to go to an ordinary school? Lucky you."

"But I'll bet *your* home isn't regularly destroyed by rampaging supervillains."

"Wanna bet?"

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"Tipping the Weird-O-Meter"

"Why is this girl in the Tower?"

Kitty rolled her eyes. "What is it with people calling me a girl? Do I have to kick *everyone's* ass?"

Superboy turned, finding an annoyed Robin standing in the doorway. "Um, she needs our help to get home."

"Home?"

"I'm from a different dimension. I didn't know they came weirder than mine."

"She's a mutant, Rob."

"What, like those purple gerbils?"

"No! She's not trying to eat San Francisco."

Kitty put her head in her hands. "Purple mutant gerbils eating San Francisco. Please send me home soon. I'm starting to miss the Sentinels."

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"Hello, Goodbye, Hello"

Kitty tried to relax as wires and doohickeys were strung around her and the kid they called Superboy paced, getting in everyone's way. (Superboy? Whatever.)

After endless rounds of strange people arguing, calling aliens on a vidphone, and someone named Batman threatening to come and take over, they were finally done.

"Goodbye, Kitty," Superboy said, hugging her.

"Thanks for everything."

Robin pulled a switch and everything went dark. When she opened her eyes, she was lying outside on the ground, three pigs staring down at her face.

"Hi," one pig said. "Welcome to the Farm. Did Snow White send you?"

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Final author's note: In case you don't know, the final drabble is also a crossover with Fables, the amazing comic from Vertigo.