Finally, the triumpant return of Yamishadow!!
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Faint clapping followed by the sound of chirping crikcets in the distance.

Anyway...
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh in any way.
In the Name of God!

Chapter 1: The Idea

Bakura, Ryou, Yugi, and Yami Yugi were walking around the city in search of something to do.

They had gone to 8 movies, so that was pretty much out of the question.

"Ugh, this city bites." said Bakura "And, I'm getting a cramp in my leg."

"Oh quit your whining tomb-raider." said Yami Yugi who was disgusted.

"Oh blow it out your ass pharaoh." screamed Bakura.

"Must you two always fight." asked Ryou.

"Shut it!" Bakura screamed to Ryou, and he twitched frightenly.

"I think I need an asprin." said Yugi. "Why must we always argue?"

"Oh shut up!" yelled Bakura as he began limping.

"Oh is the tomb-raider hurt? asked a psychotic voice. It was Yami Malik, and he was walking

walking over to them with Malik at his side.

"What are you doing here?" asked Bakura with a disgusted look.

"Well we were looking for something to do until we heard your girlish complaints. Ouch my

leg, ow,ow,ow,ow,ow, somebody please notice me! Waaa! Waaa! My leg!" said Yami Malik trying

to imitate Bakura.

"You think you're so funny, don't you?" asked Bakura.

"Well actually, I'm no stand up comedian, but I could put a few out of their jobs."

"Ha, ha, haa. There you go already." said Bakura.

"Anyway," Yugi began, "We still need something to do. So, anybody have any ideas?"

"I've got an idea." said Malik, "How 'bout Yugi, Ryou and I go off and find something to do

while you 3 go and do something."

"Ok fine," said Bakura. "How 'bout we do something competitive?" he asked. "I want to whip

your ass." Bakura said to Yami Malik.

"Let's go guys." Yugi said to Ryou and Malik as they hurried away.

"Fine, leave me with these two!" Yami Yugi shouted.

"Ok......." was the sound that came from a distance.

"Geeze, now what are we going to do?" asked Yami Yugi.

"Well pharaoh," began Bakura, "I say we team up against psycho and pin him to the ground."

"Yeah, what fun." said Yami Malik "But I am not really in the mood for a tickel fight, how

'bout we keep walking until we find something to do."

"As long as you don't talk." said Bakura.

"Watch your tongue tomb-raider, or I will rip it out." said Yami Malik.

"If anyone should watch their tongue it's you!" screamed Bakura.

"I am goin' make you regret you said that!

"Well by all means go ahead and try." screamed Bakura

"I shall!" and at that Yami Malik launched himself at Bakura.

"Get off me psycho!" Bakura screamed as he tried to get Yami Malik off of himself.

"Why not both of you get your idiotic asses of the ground, and quit making a f*#$@%g scence!"

screamed Yami Yugi.

A nun who was walking by stopped and gasped. "Well I never. You three boys should be ashamed

of yourselves. All three of you are sinners. If you plan on ever going to heaven you should

go to church."

"Church!" all three said in unison.

"Yes sinners, church." she said.

"What happens there?" asked Bakura curiously.

"We praise our savior." she said matter-o-factly.

"You mean you praise your leader?" asked Yami Yugi.

"Well I suppose you could say it like that." she said

"So they praise their leader, well I will have to become their new leader so they can praise

me!" Yami Yugi said.

"Excuse me!!" the nun said in shock.

"Oh I don't mean they will actually praise me, I'm just alittle crazy sometimes." Yami Yugi

said with his fingers crossed behind his back trying to create a coverup.

"Well I suggest you three sinners follow me to the church, we don't want you to be late."

"Ok." they all said.

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Meanwhile, Yugi, Ryou, and Malik were walking to a nice little café so they could enjoy a

nice time away from there yamis.

"Geee, I hope Bakura will be ok." said Ryou.

"Who cares." said Malik. "I hope they get lost."

"Don't be so mean." said Yugi. "I wouldn't want them to be out there all alone, like how we

left them, and be near dangerous people. The three of them might hurt one of those dangerous

people. Oh No! I am going back to find them!" Yugi cried as he began running back to the

direction of where they left them.

"What's with him?" asked Ryou.

"I think he misses his Yami, but I don't know why." said Malik.

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Yami Yugi, Yami Malik, Bakura, and the nun arrived at the church. The nun told them to go in

the front, while she went in the back.

"I don't know why we are doing this." said Bakura.

"I know why I am." said Yami Yugi. "I'm going to get them to be my slaves."

"Right." said Yami Malik. "Let's just go in and get this over with."

"Fine" said Bakura.

So the 3 of them walked inside and were greeted by a young man who was standing infront of

big wooded doors.

"Hello, welcome to today's mass. Here is a church bulliten, and the holy water is right

there." he said as he handed them a piece of paper and pointing to an angel statue holding

a bowl.

"Hmmm.......What makes it holy?" Bakura asked as he bravely put his fingers in the water.

"Now make the sign of the cross starting on your forehead." the young man said.

"Ok, here goes." and as Bakura began to make the sign of the cross he screamed loudly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It burns! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Yami Malik began to laugh histarically. "YOu idiot! It's called 'holy water'. We can't touch

it because we are evil. DUH! HA!"

"I would kill you if I wasn't in such pain!" screamed Bakura.

"Ha! I don't know what is more funny, you being in pain or actually thinking you can beat me

up! HA!" screamed Yami Malik.

"Take this!" Bakura screamed as he cupped his hands, and picked up a handful of the water.

"Arghh!" he screamed as he threw the water in Yami Malik's face.

"AHHHHHHHH! It burns my face so bad." Yami Malik screamed as he began running around in a

circle clutching his face.

"Haaa! AHHH! HA HA AHH!" Bakura laughed in between his yelps of pain.

"Would you two cut it out." screamed Yami Yugi. "You are making fools of yourself again."

"They couldn't hear him because of their screams. When Yami Malik passed by the statue on

one of his circular trips, he knocked it over, and the water splashed Yami Yugi.

"AHHHHHHH!" Yami Yugi screamed as his high pitched-girlish screams. "It burns! Get it off,

get it off!"

The three of them were running around in a circle. The young man wathced in astonishment as

the three of them ran around screaming madly.
Alright, there is chapter one. Chapter 2 shall be coming shortly so be happy!.

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