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Chapter 4: The Mass Continues

Bakura, Yami Yugi, and Yami Malik turned around to see who the priest was talking to, but just saw 3 figures run out. They turned around and continued to listen to the priest speak. The priest sat down, and so did everyone else in the church. Then the young woman stood up, and went back up to the pulpit and began to read the Readings.

"Oh, man she is talking again." said Bakura looking displeased. "Hey pharaoh, first thing you need to do as these people's master is to shut this bimbo up."

"Excuse me," one of the elderly women behind them tapped on Bakura's shoulder.

"Yes?" asked Bakura turning around with an evil tone to his voice.

"Well sonny, that BIMBO up there is my grandaughter, and I think she is doing a wonderful job, and you shouldn't be making such crude comments about her."

"Look, I don't care who she is, and I don't care what she has to say because I am only here so my friend can enslave you all."

"Well, you should care and what is this about enslaving me?" she asked sounding as if she had a severe case of PMS.

"Look you old bat!" said Yami Yugi. "Now one cares if that is your grandaughter, as far as this crowd of people is concerned, she is just some low rate hussy who would give anyone a good time if they payed her enough, by the way, 5 bucks for 20 minutes isn't a lot." Yami Yugi added as he was on a roll insulting her grandaughter.

"Well, I never in all my days have encountered someone so rude and disrespectful to an obviously attractive young woman. Especially a young man as yourself. Women won't like you if you are some rude pig."

"Look granny," Yami Malik said as he interuppted her " Your grandaughter is a low rate whore and their is nothing you can do about it, and everyone here knows it, and all they are doing is judging her, which I am pretty sure your religion is againt. Now you, who seems to have been apart of this church for a long time, is standing before us JUDGING us, acting as if you are better then we because you believe in God!"

The old woman seemed taken back by his coments and left her seat without saying a word and walked out the door. Her friend turned to them and said "Thank you." The three of them looked at her bewildered, and then she continued, "For the past 40 years her and her bratty kids, and then grandkids have been sitting with me. I don't know how much more of it I could have taken, so I thank you for releasing me of her presents. I know for a fact that she will not come back to this church because she will be to embrassed to show her face here from what you have confronted about."

The three of them turned around and felt strange for doing a 'good' deed. Throughout the entire feud with the old woman, the young grandaughter had finished the readings and everyone was standing up for the Gospil. They all began to sing "Alleluia" as the priest made his way up to the pulpit.

"Ooooh!" said Yami Yugi looking excitedly. "They are saying a chant, I am going to have fun with them." he said gleefully.

The song stopped and the priest began to read out of the Gospil. The three listened for awhil, trying to follow what he was saying.

"Did either of you two understand a word of that?" asked Yami Malik.

"No" said Bakura

"It is something about how their lord is good and he does good things, I believe." said Yami Yugi who seemed very interested in what the priest was saying. " You know, the more I think about it, it may be harder to enslave them because they are so loyal to this Jesus person. I wonder if I could meet him possibly. I would like to know what he is like, what makes him tick, I could get inside of his head and manipulate him into making these fools follow me instead."

"I think he is dead." said Bakura.

"Yeah, he died about 2000 years ago, so I don't think you can go and talk to him." said Yami Malik.

"so what, I have been dead for 5000 years, and I am talking to you guys." Yami Yugi said.

"I think that might me a bit different," said Bakura. "If you are forgeting, you were looked in the puzzle, so your body may have died, but your spirit was stuck on earth still."

"Well that makes sense."

Just then, the priest had finished the reading and began his homily. He began to explain the reading and when he finished, and the three of them had finally understood what he was talking about, he went back to his seat, everyone stood up, and they began to say a prayer.

"Hey pharaoh, do you feel funny at all standing here while everyone is saying this prayer and we are just standing here?" asked Bakura.

"No, if I am silent, I can pretend they are all saying it to me, praising me." he said with a smile on his face.

They had finished their prayer, and several minutes passed in which they had to kneel on the ground.

"Why are we on our knees?" asked Yami Malik.

"I think it means we are showing some kind of respect to God by getting on our knees, like we are beneath him." said Bakura

"Well, I for one will not prostrate myself for this one that I have never met." Said Yami Yugi who was kneeling anyway.

"Well why are you kneeling?" asked Bakura.

"Well I don't want to look like some fool standing up while everyone else is kneeling."

"Do you guys think this will be over anytime soon or are we just going to sit here and for all eternity praising someone." asked Bakura who was rubbing his knees which hurt from all the kneeling he was doing.

When they stood up, the priest said something and then everyone held hands.

"What is going on here?" asked Bakura.

"I don't know." said Yami Malik,"but I think it is turning into some kind of wied se.." but he was interupted by everyone beginging to pray. They just stood there looking around watching everyone speak.

When they had finished, everyone turned to another and shook hands. The old woman who was sitting behind them grabbed Yami Malik by the neck of his shirt, turned him around and gave him a big kiss on the lips. "Thanks for getting rid of the old bat!!"

Yami Malik turned around and tried not to throw up, and Yami Yugi and Bakura broke out into laughter. "Shut up!" Yami Malik shouted, but they didn't and he just blushed and turned away.

"Psycho's got a girlfriend!" Yami Yugi and Bakura teased.

"Shut up!" he shouted again. "Come on guys quit it!"

They just giggled like little girls for the next few moments until they had to kneel again.

They sat back down, and a collection plate had come around and it was dropped in Bakura's lap. He looked around and noticed that no one was looking at him, so he quickly grabbed the money and passed on the plate.

Then music began and people who were sitting in the front began to go into the aisle and get in line. When it was finally their turn to get in line, they stood up and joined in. They made their way up to the priest, Bakura was in the lead, and when he got their, the priest held up the host and said "the body Of Christ." Bakura just looked at it and said 'so,' and then left the line and went back to his seat. Yami Yugi was next in line, and when he got up there, the priest said 'the body of christ' and held up the host. Yami Yugi stared also, and the priest began to move the host towards Yami Yugi's mouth and Yami Yugi leaned backwards trying to avoid it. The priest pushed it farther towards him, and Yami Yugi moved to the left. When the priest moved to the right to try and match up with Yami Yugi, Yami Yugi shifted to the right. The priest who was getting annoyed instructed the altar server holding the patan to kick Yami Yugi in the shin, which the boy did.

"Oh what the hell do you think you are doing you little punk!" screamed Yami Yugi and before he could yell anymore at the kid, the priest jammed the host in his mouth. Yami Yugi gave the boy an evil look, glanced at the priest, and then he went back to the priest. Yami Malik had been watching others who had previously gone up and put one of his hands over the top of his other and got in front of the priest and held up his hands. "the Body of Christ." said the priest. Yami Malik allowed the priest to place it in his hands, and Yami Malik accepted it put it in his mouth and walked back to his seat.

"When he got their, he saw that Yami Yugi appeared to be having the same problem that he was having. He didn't know what to do with it once he put it in his mouth. (It may seem strange, but you are supposed to leave it in your mouth and let it soften from your spit, and then swallow it whole. You can't bite it.)

"Is it just me, or does it taste and feel like a stale cracker?" asked Yami Malik.

"Yes it does." said Yami Yugi with a disgusted look on his face. "And it is so sharp too!"

"I know! What's the deal? Are they trying to kill us or something?" asked Yami Malik.

"Would you to just shut up and swallow the damn things!" screamed Bakura.

They both swallowed it and then Bakura said, "I don't know if you idiots noticed, but they had wine up there."

"Is all you think about alcohol?" asked Yami Malik.

"Come on, how often do I talk about alcohol?"

"Enough." said Yami Yugi simply.

The priest said it was time for everyone tp stand for the closing prayer, which they did, with much excitement too.

When the priest finished, the music began to play and all of the people up on the altar began to proceed down the aisle and when they had exited, the three had all cheered really loud.

Well that is the end of chapter 4. Don't forget to review and 5 will be coming shortly!