Author's Note: I can't believe I didn't update this story when the good ideas and inspiration were floating in my brain! (*Goes and slams her head on a wall*) People were waiting! . For almost a year! (*Goes and slams her head again*) I even forgot what the characters were like!! (*Goes and slams her head on a wall for the third time*) Owwie. x.o That's enough. I should save my neurons to type the story. -.-
Well, now I'm going to continue this story… Sorry it took a year for the update. I wasn't too happy how this story was turning out. Now I'm so into humor stories.
Anyway, *sigh* here we go.
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Dan and Kevin were at the Great Hall, eating lunch. Luna Q was interested in what kind of substance she has created, so she went to the common room with a sandwich and some tried to do some research. She took some of the pink, sticky substance off of her sleeve and placed it in a small glass tube. She wondered what the effects of this substance would do to her if she drank some. She took a bite from her sandwich and went into some deep thinking. I put all of the ingredients correctly and carefully, she thought, the only thing that didn't go too well was the stirring; I was stirring the potion too quickly rather than slowly. She wondered if stirring too quickly made any harmful effects. She looked into the glass tube closely. Okay, so it's… pink, she thought, instead of white. So maybe this is poisonous? But usually the poisonous potions have a darker color… Then again, pink is somewhat darker than white. No… It should be REALLY darker if it's poisonous…
Luna laid her head on the table and stared at the glass tube. For some odd reason she was interested in what this substance can do. There's only one way to find out…
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"So, you want me, to take that… so you can find out what that thing does?? YOU ARE ASKING ME?!?!?" yelled Draco.
Luna was at the Great Hall now. The reason why she asked Malfoy is… Well, you weren't seriously thinking that she'll test it on her friends, did you?
"Yes, Draco, I'm pretty sure it won't do anything extremely harmful, -" which was obviously a lie, "- I just wanted to know what it can do. I'll even pay you."
"No! I don't care if you pay me! I come from a rich family anyway! There is no way I'm -"
"But -"
"NO!! Now get to your Hufflepuff table before I get on my last nerve!!" snapped Draco. Crabbe and Goyle stood up and had a don't-mess-with-us type of look.
"Okay, okay, fine…"
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"Test it on him!" said Dan and Kevin in unison, pointing at each other.
"I don't want to test it on either of you, I just wanted to know what you guys think," said Luna.
"Well, it's certainly not going to be me," said Dan.
"Not me either!" said Kevin.
Luna sighed, and said, "Well, I already asked Drac-"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! He should have taken it! He deserves it!" shouted Kevin.
"Well, he didn't, and Crabbe and Goyle had this really bad look on their faces."
"Maybe you should test it on them! They're idiots!"
"Kevin, you're a genius," said Dan.
"No I'm not! – Wait, I am?" said Kevin.
"Sure."
"Why?"
"Because of what you just said. I have an idea, but… Luna, you really want to test it?"
"Well, yes, actually," said Luna.
"Okay, you should put it food, like, maybe, cupcakes -" (N/A:*Yeah, you have seen this before. :P*) "- and give one to each of them, asking if they can tell you what it tastes like. Pretend that you made them and wanted to know their opinion on them," said Dan.
"Good idea," said Luna, "but what if they won't take them?"
"You can always just ask another bunch of idiots," said Kevin, eating his chicken again. Luna wondered how he can manage to speak properly while eating meat.
"Anyway, you should be careful. You should make sure that Malfoy isn't sticking arou-" said Dan, however, interrupted.
"Malfoy always sticks around with those goons!" said Kevin, now turning to the vegetables.
"Yeah, maybe I should test it on someone else," said Luna.
"Someone who doesn't hang around with people…" muttered Kevin.
"Snape?" asked Dan.
"OH NO!! Not Snape!" moaned Luna, "What if I kill him??"
"What if you don't?" asked Kevin.
The three were silent. Luna was tapping on the table with her fingers, thinking. Kevin was drinking pumpkin juice, and Dan was poking the food on his plate with his fork.
Luna stared at her glass tube that contained the strange substance. She was willing to learn. "If something happens to me, then send me to the Hospital Wing," she said. Before Dan and Kevin could stop her, she swallowed the substance.
The two boys stared at her in shock. She didn't drop dead on the floor, and she seemed perfectly normal.
"L-Luna??" Kevin stammered.
Luna closed her eyes and sighed, "Yeah, I know, it was stupid… But you know what? It tasted good. I'm going to check myself once in a while for the next twenty-four hours and see what happens."
Luna took a small notepad from her pocket and scribbled some notes. "Let's see… Tasted good, no instant effects… So far, so good."
"You are loony as much as Lovegood is," said Kevin, somewhat appalled.
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Author's Big Note:
'Tis not the end yet! I will continue and hopefully you, the reader, won't have to wait forever.
Next chapter I'm going to see if I can try to change Luna Q's name somehow… It's getting mixed up with Luna Lovegood. :P
Speaking of names, today I skimmed through the fourth Harry Potter book and found out that one of the first years that got sorted was named Kevin Whitney! :D Isn't that interesting? It totally matches with my character. I mean, the age and the first name. Since he was a first year when Harry was fourteen, then Kevin Whitney's a third year when Harry's sixteen! And Harry is actually sixteen in this fanfiction! Plus Kevin is thirteen in this fanfiction! See the connection? o_o;
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Write ya later.
