Disclaimer: Don't own Final Fantasy 7 and all that jazz

The town was dark and damp it was highly rare that the town of Kalm was like this, but you could get the feeling that something bad was going to happen, Tifa and Yuffie were in a little store buying things for a party for tomorrow because the entire group was going to have a little get together. As they walked into the store they noticed 5 suspicious men in the store. Normally they would be on high guard but they just shrugged it off. Then all of a sudden one of the men yelled out "all right everyone on the ground" as they pulled out their guns and took Tifa and Yuffie hostage as well as the register lady.

Mean while a man was walking down towards the store in a very tired pace when a little voice came out on his headset that looked like headphones " Yo, bro lez take those guys down because diz iz the only fun we gonna have in thiz boaring town, all right bro" "all right" the man said in a tired voice. As he was coming to the door one of the 4 men was guarding the door the guy replied in a deep voice, "Yo man were closed (the strange character just looked down at his shoes) Yo man you listening UH?" The guard looked down to see at what the hell he was staring at but as soon as he looked down he kicked the guard in the face knocking him out.

"Give me the money!" the man yelled at the clerk, then the character walked in he was wearing the blue suite of the Turks and had long black and brown messed up hair he was listing to his headphone bobbing his head to the music looking at party favors Tifa thought to herself "why are the Turks here?" The guy with the gun had yelled at him countless swears but he couldn't hear him until he turned to him and asked him "how much is this?" it was a confetti popper he held it close enough to him to pop it in his face blinding him for a little he kicked the gun out of his hand then kicked him in the nee then round housed his face into the coffee machine where he pressed the button to make the coffee come out on his face burning him badly.

The other criminal tries shooting him but he did a side flip and dogged all the bullets. At this point Reno drops from the ceiling and electro-mags the person who is holding Yuffie hostage this creates a distraction enabling Tifa to knock the person holding her out cold. Mean while still trying to shoot the other guy he was reaching over the rack he was hiding behind he gabbed his hand quickly and threw him over him and into the donut case while one donut was in the air from the crash he caught it and ate it whole. "Yo Sito you cool?" With his moth full he replied "yeah!" Sito turned to the register lady "put my donut on their tab."

Reno began cuffing everyone then they heard the sound of the toilet flushing everyone with a puzzled looked started to worry then a man with a machine gun walks out of the restroom and lets out a sigh of relief then panics and grabs an old lady hostage and yells out "all right weapons on the ground "Yuffie and Tifa remove their weapons, Reno gives the man a sinister smirk tapping his weapon on his shoulders.

"Excuse me, Reno you said there were five!" said Sito angrily. "Sometimes disinformation is acquired for both sides" "Don't pull that art of was crap on me" "Drop em!" Sito yelled at the guy "and you, you take too long to take a shit" "look you don't get it the old lady is going to get splattered" Sito pulls out his gun with a smile on his face "Well that's real shame" replied Sito. " I know you don't mean that!" yelled Tifa. "Sorry but we're not from some charity organization or the police, we don't protect or serve this is strictly business, I guess you have to chalk it up to bad luck" the old lady yells out in anger "son of a bitch" "Turk scum bag "with that Sito fired 2 shots one knocking the gun from his hand and the other hitting his arm bringing him down. Sito began to walk away when the old lady said "he called you a Turk, what did he mean, what are you?" Sito turns and faced her twirls his gun with his finger and blows the steam off the gun "Just an humble body guard mam."