Disclaimer:You should all know this by now.The characters here doesn't belong to me but to the GREAT ONE.*worships Minekura Kazuya*
Hi!This is Saint*Anime here.This is the third chappie and I hope y'all like it.But if you want to give me bad reviews,it's o.k.,I won't mind!I noe my fanfics are kinda lame.Hee!This is cuz why I'm really doing this is becuz I'm insane and this is what I do when I'm bored.Write crappy fics.Yeah.Anyway,here's the third chappie.
Where we left off....
Me:Our next destination,Hakkai's room!Let's go!
Arrives at his room.
Me:We need to assign orders,you know the usual stuff,who's going to...
H:///// ///// I'll open his room's door. *giggles*
Me n D: --; --;
Me:Err..H?
D:Since when did you learn to giggle like that!?You sound like a sissie!!
Me:*still in shock and scratching her head trying to make sense of it all*Who would've guessed that my calm and rational but still weird brother was GAY!!??
H:So?Got a problem with that?/// ///Most of your friends are gays to you know!
Me:Heheh.^^; Well your right bout that.*remembers when she caught both of her male friends well,doing something in the empty classroom.*cough,cough*
D:*impatiently*Come on!Open the door!
H:O.k.,o.k.Erhem.*stops giggling,takes a huge breath and opens the door*........ *in shock from something*
Me n D:H??*peeks in room*
Me n D:WHOAH!!
D:It's so shiny and clean!!(well that is minus all the scattered books^^;)
I can even skate on the floor.*skates on the floor*
Me:I can almost hear the birds chirping and the sound of the sea..*inhales and does yoga while doing a zen-imitation*
H:But,my room IS cleaner that him.*points to scattered books*
Me:Well,yeah,minus that of course,but other than that,his room can be CLEANER than yours.
H:*glittering eyes*Wow...I've never met anyone who has a room cleaner than mine...
Me n D: --; --;
Me:O.k.,I guess I'll check the cupboard and D you check the drawers and I figure that H would like to..err..well...
H:Check the bed!!!!
Me:Could you please try to be more discrete about the fact That your attracted to Hakkai for D's sake??!!
(A/N:Poor D still thinks that H is only a big fan of Hakkai,obviously he missed all the Hakkai yaoi fanfics in his big bro's room...poor D...)
D:Sis?What's Gay??
Me:Err??Uh,well...*snaps fingers*It means happy!Yeah!
D:Oh,o.k.
Me:Phew!C'mon let's check the cupboard.*opens cupboard*
H:AAH!Soooo adorable!!!
Me:Kawaii!!
D:*amazed*Where does he find all these stuff?The salvation army?Discount stores???*holds up a pair of bunny sleepers which actually LIGHTS up.
Me:Um..but he does have weird tastes for my liking.*holds up pig-emblazoned boxers*
H:and..*holds up something*
Me,D and H: --; --; --;
Me:I *love* women?Isn't that supposed to be in Gojyo's bedroom??
H:Who knew Hakkai had a horny streak to him after all?
D:Um,sis,why does a tag inside the boxers spell:Gojyo
Me:Where!?*reads tag*Gojyo...
D:*looks up at Sis with questioning eyes*
Me:Well,err..hahaha!*flings boxers aside*Must be a birthday present!Now,let's go to his drawers.
D:Oh,o.k.*goes to drawers and opens it* *10 ton pile of books hits him*Whaa!!What's this??!!
Me:*picks up a book*Hey!Look here!It's a BD present from Sanzo!The books entitled...*squints* "Hot to look Oh-so-sexy without trying Hard"
And there's a card too!*reads it*"You need a change of fahion sense,half-spectacles are so out these says."
D:All of the clothes in here are in black and made of leather!
Me:He. --; Figures.
Me: ^ ^ But they did say black is supposed to be the new white this year!
H n D: --; --;
H:Hey!There's a birthday present from Gojyo too! "A guide to better Sex-Making ways"Bwahaha!!Hakkai?Reading this?Forget bout it!
Me:Look,here's the note. "What about trying these out sometimes eh?I can't wait. ~ - *wink,wink,wink*
D:Has Gojyo got a twitching disorder or something??
Me:*laughs nervously*Guess so.
D:Hey look!Even Goku gave him something!It's a book called: "Food is my world"
H:Ha!Of course!Goku's world revolves around food!
Me:Here's the note. "Happy BD!You can repay me back by cooking all the 101 recipes shown here or treating me to an all-you-can-eat buffet.Arigatou!"
Me,H n D: --; --; --;
Me:Man!How can Goku stay so slim with eating the way he does??It's already hard for to maintain my weight just by eating a few cookies.
H:Few??You sure??What about the empty jars in your room huh?*narrows eyes at Saint*Anime*
Me:Hahaha!Well,not counting that of course!
H:///// ///// We've checked everything.Not it's my turn to check the bed!
H*creeps towards bed*
Hakkai suddenly wakes up yawning.
Me n H:*freezes*
D:Hi Hakkai!!My brother is VERY gay!!He's always wanted to meet you!He just LUUURVES you!
Me: hehe.^ ^;
H:*breaks into a billion pieces*Noooo.....how can D betray me??
Hakkai:*so shocked that his face breaks to reveal a..pig!?*
(A/N:For those who don't understand,in "The Journey to the West" game,Hakkai was actually a pig punished to be in this form for his horny ways.Hee!I now,unbeleivable huh?)
H:*suddenly appears but as a whole person*WHAAT!??Hakkai's a PIG!!?*glares at sis*Why didn't you tell me!!??
*door opens and Sanzo falls down,to be landed on by Gojyo followed by Goku.Apparently,they had been eavesdropping*
Sanzo,Goku and Gojyo:HE'S A PIG!!??
Me,H n D:*blinks* --; --; --;
Me,H n D:Let's get outta here!!!
Saint*Anime,H n D luckily managed to get outside the house without being shot since the 3 Saiyuki Boyz were to shocked to do anything.
D:So..Hakkai's a pig huh?
H:*weakly*Suddenly,he doesn't seem that attractive anymore.
Me:Well,that's all for today!But don't worry,we'll sneak back into the house once more to go into Gojyo's room!Once the Saiyuki Guyz have sorted everything out with Hakkai and fallen asleep that is.^^; So watch out for us in the next chapter!!
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Yay!This chappie's done!I noe it's quite short. ^ ^; Must be running out of ideas.I noe that Hakkai fans are going to hate me for this.*Angry mob of Hakkai fans appear with forks and torches in their hands outside Saint*Anime's door*Well,as you all know I'm insane so I cannot help it for all my crazy ideas!Sayonara!*runs out of room with Hakkai Mob Fans in tow*One more thing!I'm not doing this cuz I hate Hakkai,I REALLY like him so...watch out for my next chapter!
Hakkai Mob Fan:What do you mean you like him!!??He's definitely not a PIG!!
Me:^ ^; Heh.
Hi!This is Saint*Anime here.This is the third chappie and I hope y'all like it.But if you want to give me bad reviews,it's o.k.,I won't mind!I noe my fanfics are kinda lame.Hee!This is cuz why I'm really doing this is becuz I'm insane and this is what I do when I'm bored.Write crappy fics.Yeah.Anyway,here's the third chappie.
Where we left off....
Me:Our next destination,Hakkai's room!Let's go!
Arrives at his room.
Me:We need to assign orders,you know the usual stuff,who's going to...
H:///// ///// I'll open his room's door. *giggles*
Me n D: --; --;
Me:Err..H?
D:Since when did you learn to giggle like that!?You sound like a sissie!!
Me:*still in shock and scratching her head trying to make sense of it all*Who would've guessed that my calm and rational but still weird brother was GAY!!??
H:So?Got a problem with that?/// ///Most of your friends are gays to you know!
Me:Heheh.^^; Well your right bout that.*remembers when she caught both of her male friends well,doing something in the empty classroom.*cough,cough*
D:*impatiently*Come on!Open the door!
H:O.k.,o.k.Erhem.*stops giggling,takes a huge breath and opens the door*........ *in shock from something*
Me n D:H??*peeks in room*
Me n D:WHOAH!!
D:It's so shiny and clean!!(well that is minus all the scattered books^^;)
I can even skate on the floor.*skates on the floor*
Me:I can almost hear the birds chirping and the sound of the sea..*inhales and does yoga while doing a zen-imitation*
H:But,my room IS cleaner that him.*points to scattered books*
Me:Well,yeah,minus that of course,but other than that,his room can be CLEANER than yours.
H:*glittering eyes*Wow...I've never met anyone who has a room cleaner than mine...
Me n D: --; --;
Me:O.k.,I guess I'll check the cupboard and D you check the drawers and I figure that H would like to..err..well...
H:Check the bed!!!!
Me:Could you please try to be more discrete about the fact That your attracted to Hakkai for D's sake??!!
(A/N:Poor D still thinks that H is only a big fan of Hakkai,obviously he missed all the Hakkai yaoi fanfics in his big bro's room...poor D...)
D:Sis?What's Gay??
Me:Err??Uh,well...*snaps fingers*It means happy!Yeah!
D:Oh,o.k.
Me:Phew!C'mon let's check the cupboard.*opens cupboard*
H:AAH!Soooo adorable!!!
Me:Kawaii!!
D:*amazed*Where does he find all these stuff?The salvation army?Discount stores???*holds up a pair of bunny sleepers which actually LIGHTS up.
Me:Um..but he does have weird tastes for my liking.*holds up pig-emblazoned boxers*
H:and..*holds up something*
Me,D and H: --; --; --;
Me:I *love* women?Isn't that supposed to be in Gojyo's bedroom??
H:Who knew Hakkai had a horny streak to him after all?
D:Um,sis,why does a tag inside the boxers spell:Gojyo
Me:Where!?*reads tag*Gojyo...
D:*looks up at Sis with questioning eyes*
Me:Well,err..hahaha!*flings boxers aside*Must be a birthday present!Now,let's go to his drawers.
D:Oh,o.k.*goes to drawers and opens it* *10 ton pile of books hits him*Whaa!!What's this??!!
Me:*picks up a book*Hey!Look here!It's a BD present from Sanzo!The books entitled...*squints* "Hot to look Oh-so-sexy without trying Hard"
And there's a card too!*reads it*"You need a change of fahion sense,half-spectacles are so out these says."
D:All of the clothes in here are in black and made of leather!
Me:He. --; Figures.
Me: ^ ^ But they did say black is supposed to be the new white this year!
H n D: --; --;
H:Hey!There's a birthday present from Gojyo too! "A guide to better Sex-Making ways"Bwahaha!!Hakkai?Reading this?Forget bout it!
Me:Look,here's the note. "What about trying these out sometimes eh?I can't wait. ~ - *wink,wink,wink*
D:Has Gojyo got a twitching disorder or something??
Me:*laughs nervously*Guess so.
D:Hey look!Even Goku gave him something!It's a book called: "Food is my world"
H:Ha!Of course!Goku's world revolves around food!
Me:Here's the note. "Happy BD!You can repay me back by cooking all the 101 recipes shown here or treating me to an all-you-can-eat buffet.Arigatou!"
Me,H n D: --; --; --;
Me:Man!How can Goku stay so slim with eating the way he does??It's already hard for to maintain my weight just by eating a few cookies.
H:Few??You sure??What about the empty jars in your room huh?*narrows eyes at Saint*Anime*
Me:Hahaha!Well,not counting that of course!
H:///// ///// We've checked everything.Not it's my turn to check the bed!
H*creeps towards bed*
Hakkai suddenly wakes up yawning.
Me n H:*freezes*
D:Hi Hakkai!!My brother is VERY gay!!He's always wanted to meet you!He just LUUURVES you!
Me: hehe.^ ^;
H:*breaks into a billion pieces*Noooo.....how can D betray me??
Hakkai:*so shocked that his face breaks to reveal a..pig!?*
(A/N:For those who don't understand,in "The Journey to the West" game,Hakkai was actually a pig punished to be in this form for his horny ways.Hee!I now,unbeleivable huh?)
H:*suddenly appears but as a whole person*WHAAT!??Hakkai's a PIG!!?*glares at sis*Why didn't you tell me!!??
*door opens and Sanzo falls down,to be landed on by Gojyo followed by Goku.Apparently,they had been eavesdropping*
Sanzo,Goku and Gojyo:HE'S A PIG!!??
Me,H n D:*blinks* --; --; --;
Me,H n D:Let's get outta here!!!
Saint*Anime,H n D luckily managed to get outside the house without being shot since the 3 Saiyuki Boyz were to shocked to do anything.
D:So..Hakkai's a pig huh?
H:*weakly*Suddenly,he doesn't seem that attractive anymore.
Me:Well,that's all for today!But don't worry,we'll sneak back into the house once more to go into Gojyo's room!Once the Saiyuki Guyz have sorted everything out with Hakkai and fallen asleep that is.^^; So watch out for us in the next chapter!!
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Yay!This chappie's done!I noe it's quite short. ^ ^; Must be running out of ideas.I noe that Hakkai fans are going to hate me for this.*Angry mob of Hakkai fans appear with forks and torches in their hands outside Saint*Anime's door*Well,as you all know I'm insane so I cannot help it for all my crazy ideas!Sayonara!*runs out of room with Hakkai Mob Fans in tow*One more thing!I'm not doing this cuz I hate Hakkai,I REALLY like him so...watch out for my next chapter!
Hakkai Mob Fan:What do you mean you like him!!??He's definitely not a PIG!!
Me:^ ^; Heh.
